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[maguro13-2]

Char : Hey, sister Garma. I got something for you. Flash this! I just took the kids to see final destination new movie. It's called bloodline and it showed us something how to clear things up.

Kycilia : Oh what are you gonna do about it, kill us with your powered Lazer cannon bazooka.

Char : No... Just This. *Turns on Mri Machine*

Voice : WARNING. MRI MACHINE ACTIVATED.

*Kycilia's helmet warbles*

Kycilia : No...Not that! Anything but that! I don't deserve this!

*gets pulled by the Machine by a magnetic force*

Kycilia : (screams) AAAAAAAH-

*METALLIC CLANG*

Challia Bull : Oooh! That's gotta hurt.

Machu : So metal.

*cues Sonic Act clear jingle*

"ZABI GOT PWNED"

(cuts to a funeral)

"Tombstone : Here Lies Kycilia Zabi"

*Bell Tolls*

Lalah : Welp, she's finally back in HIFL/Hell...for good.

Nyaan : And oh, Machu. I'd like to see you at the beach for an after show special...

Machu : Like what?

(Nyaan realized she's on parole )

Nyaan : Like six days for now.

[maguro13-2]

Miku : Ready, guys?

Sonic : Ready when you are...

Tails, Knuckles, and Amy : Ready!

Miku : Presto...Change-o!

When Miku plugs in to turn on the lights...You know it's...

*plugs in to turn on the neon lights*

[Cues Double Down by Tomoya Ohtani]

All : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SONIC!!!

*applause and cheering*

Sonic : Awesome! It looks great! Best birthday ever!

*electricity sparking+flame lits*

Sonic : Huh?

*FLAMES WHOOSH*

[Music Cue : Out of Control by TAI-HEY]

Sonic : What the-?!

Miku : Oh no!

Eggman/Robotnik : Help! HELP! I'm roasting out here alive! I'M roasting out here alive! I can feel the burns melting in my skin from the inside! I'm burning real bad! It burns everything bright! I'm being overcooked by this disaster!

Joker/Ren (set on fire) : I'M ON FIRE!!!

Ichiban : Why, Miku?! Why...?!

*Sage cries out loud*

Knuckles : MY HAT'S ON FIRE HELP!

*ends imaginative scenario*

Miku : I told you before, I ain't doing big disaster on your Birthday. But this is what I least it can do. Birthdays or no birthdays, this is what you wanted.

Sonic : Yeah, that happens all the time when you forgot something about my birthday. Now's not the time for supper, cause Knuckles forgot to blow out his bangora.

*Sees fires everywhere*

Miku : DARN IT, KNUCKLES!

Knuckles : HELP! MY HAT'S ON FIRE! HELP!

Miku : Well this is gotta be the birthday day you ever wished for.

Sonic : I guess it's a late one.

Miku : Happy Birthday, my furry blue bro.

Knuckles : JUST HELP ME PUT OUT MY BANGORA, YOU BUNCH OF CRAZY SLOP JOCKIES!

Miku : Let me go get the Burning Rangers.

[maguro13-2]

Luffy : Hey, Extra Arms lady. Do you remember the day when you go to the beach with no clothes on?

Robin : Why are you asking me that?

Luffy : I was just wondering, did you ever went bare-skin friendly?

Nico Robin : Wait a sec...when did I get a little skin with clothes on when at the beach? Oh yes, I do remember having no clothes on the beach. It was my first time going to the beach with you guys.

Luffy : Cool! Can we show us your skins...?!

Nico Robin : Yes...And the answer to that of is..."No".

*Nami appears behind him*

*fighting sounds+funny sound*

Nami : Don't encourage him, you know that going to the beach with no clothes on didn't happened. Well, one you did anyway.

Nico Robin : Thank you. I rest my case.

*next*

Yamato : You know guys. Having an onsen party feels like a blast, but bathing with a bunch of men, feels like a surprise, being incredibly strong gave me a big boost.

Yamato : So look out world, here comes Yamato, the man of wano who is the crush of your dreams!

*unwraps towel*

*the guys jaws drop*

Zoro : Oh crud. Now I understand why she joined us on the men side.

Sanji : Don't even ask.

Luffy : Well at least, we finally get to show us the skins.

Yamato : Now then...who's ready to be the man to have their peaches clapped?

*Realized they are screwed*

Sanji : Oh man...I thought oni cheeks getting clapped.

Luffy : Hey, guys. I don't mind. I just feel lucky to have her on the-

*SMACK*

Luffy : OOH WEE, THAT SMARTS!

Sanji : I'm gonna have my doctor for this.

[maguro13-2]

Friday the 13th considered the unluckiest day, hut what if the Black Cat was also Friday the 13th?

Milly : Wait, what about it-

*gets hit by falling brick*

Milly : OWW!! Who threw that!?

Meryl : Oh come on, Milly. Friday the 13th isn't a bad day, it's the most unluckiest day in all of the-

*Gets bonked by wash tub*

Meryl : Why does that even happen?

Vash : Oh Friday the 13th, it's the unluckiest day in all of the state of-

*PIANO CRUSH*

Vash : Can anyone tell me why Friday the 13th is really unlucky?

Wolfwood : Heh. Serves you right, nooddle noggin idiot. That's strike one for-

*gets hit by dodgeball in the crotch*

Wolfwood : OH...!!!

Vash : Wolfwood! Are you okay!?

Meryl : Where did that come from?

Wolfwood : I am fine! I can survive the unluckiest day, I am a professional-

*gets hit by another ball in the crotch*

Wolfwood : AUGH!!! That's strike two! Dirty pool, mister! Are you trying hit me below the black belt?

*gets hit by more balls in the crotch*

Wolfwood : [grunting] Ouch! Oof! Augh! Yeouch! What's up with this unlucky...feeling!

*gets his crotch bitten*

Wolfwood : (yelling) OW...!!!

Vash : Ooh! That's gotta sting!

Milly : Oh my! Someone call Wyoming meds!

Meryl : Or call a medic from Cheyenne!

Wolfwood : Oh you idiots. Who knew that Friday the 13th was the unluckiest in All of existence. What considered the most profitable man to experience kind of day?

Meryl : We're gonna need insurance to cover that.

Milly : Oh yeah. That would definitely work up the bills. Hopefully this will cost potential millions.

Meryl : On what costs?

Milly : This, of course.

*hears something falling*

Milly : Happy Friday the 13th everybody.

*BUS CRUSH*

Vash : Never say a word about a context throwing at us.

*alternate end*

Milly Thompson : All that gunslinging gave my tired a feet a little relaxation.

*takes off boots*

Milly : *sniffing* Eugh! I haven't taken off these boots for a long time!

Milly : Now then...where was I... Oh yeah. Time to give myself a little pamperi-

*steps on a cactus needle*

*MGS EXCLAMATION MARK*

Milly : (grunts) ...?!

(cuts to outside of Milly Thompson's house, where Meryl was washing her feet before pampering)

Meryl : Should I tell Milly about stepping into something from the manure at the ranch?

Milly : *yells out loud causing a vibrantion*

Milly : I STUBBED MY PERFECT FOOT!

Meryl : (sighs) I told her look out before she steps something that is dangerous.

(flips)

Milly : And that's why I am never taking off my boots outside.

Meryl : That's because you did take off your boots. And you did not wet the bed.

Milly : Well this explains why my bootless exposure is shown. Oh I've been in my boots just to take them off...right before they reacted the smell.

Vash : Hey, guys. Can one of you do something with that. It really stinks.

Wolfwood : Mind using Something refreshing, it's smelling like feta cheese.

Milly : Okay. I might as well go Wash them.

Vash : Now becareful carrying your boots while walking without them. There are dangerous prickly things, that will feel pain and...

*Cartoon Poke sound*

Milly : Ouch! Darn it, not again!

Wolfwood : I understand why dangerous things will have bad luck Within ya.

Meryl : Agree.

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[maguro13-2]

Jiji : So bro...make outs?

Okarun : No mass.

Jiji : Dude. I have a plan.

One crazy plan later...

Jiji : Hey, fellas. How's the make out coming along...

*door open*

Jiji : I heard you guys are having a great ti--

*Comically looks at Aira and Momo make out*

Aira : Uhh, I can explain.

Jiji : WHAT THE F-

*alternate take*

Aira : Since were doing make outs, let's go to a steak out

Jiji : Where can we have some meat. Blooming onion?

Momo : Probably just a cook out.

Aira : That will be okay.

And so, they decided to have a cook out party.

Jiji : Whoo! Hot tamale! This kind of food you made is totally good. And it ain't guy Ferrari! Check this out! This is tasty what's in it?

Momo : Frank's red hot. I put that-[beep]-on everything!

Jiji : Ooh! Spicy! Gotta give me some chills. Give me that mountain dew flavor of blueberry while I put out the fire with a glass of water.

Aira : Uhh, I wouldn't drink that if I were...

*jiji chugs down a glass of water*

Jiji : This isn't mineral.

"WARING...SIGN OF WEAKNESS...TAP WATER"

Okarun : That comes stuff in Mexico we like to call it Tap water.

Jiji : Really? What does tap water gives you?

*stomach gurgling*

Jiji : That was probably a mistake! I gotta drop this atomic bomb.

Aira : drop a bomb? As in like you gotta go real bad? Hahaha! Oh come on! How bad dropping bombs can be.

Jiji : It goes like this.

(In the restroom, Jiji defecating on the toilet, groaning and strained looking more and more stressed as he does. As move by many shots of him, they get faster and faster until his diarrhea can no longer fit in the toilet)

Jiji : (yelling) Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...!!!

*DBZ SFX : LOUD EXPLOSIONS

DBFZ Announcer : Destructive Finish!

(Jiji comes out of the bathroom, to give Okarun a Cheeseburger)

Jiji ; Here's a cheeseburger.

Momo : Wow. He dropped the bomb real good.

Okarun : Okay, cool. My cousin's into that too.

*his clothes fell apart*

Aira : Oh yeah, I just forgot about Jenny having stomach problems from the school cafeteria.

*Aira's face peels off to become a skull*

Momo : We're gonna need some Extreme measures for this.

[maguro13-2]

Kazuya : It costed potential millions to rent a somebody. But I realized that it was too late that I made my confession and possibly the worst of the worst. Rejected for being cooked.

Gum : Correction. We are totally cooked.

"YOU GOT COOKED"

Kazuya : Oh well, What's the worst thing that could happen?

*hears something falling*

Kazuya : My mom always tell me that Hollywood would kill me.

*PIANO CRUSH*

Shao Khan : It's official...You suck.

Kazuya : Oh yeah, I must've done something to definitely deserved this.

Scout : Drink it in, pal. That's how failure taste.

[maguro13-2]

Machu : Well, Nyaan. I guess you could say that we finally learned a hard lesson.

Nyaan : Yep. All this war stuff has pushed us daisies. In fact, we hardly understand that we wanted to end all of this. Space Opera or no space opera, it's just Gundam.

Machu : True that. At least we have each other.

Nyaan : Not quite.

Machu : Here comes Char and Shuji.

Nyaan : In a body cast? There's, Ms Mass. And she comes with full package.

Sayla : Here you are ladies. That so-called Kira-Kira gave him an electric shock when their bodies were zapped or vaporized by a one eyed cloud monster from Kirby's world. So these boys are welcome to be back at the pad.

Nyaan : Hey, Shuji. Sorry that we were really hard on you during the show.

Machu : I don't know why I was overrated hated this much, but we are really sorry what happened at the show, Shuji.

Nyaan : In a token of our appreciation, we decided that we have given you a gift.

(shows a Ivory Wisp and gives to Shuji)

Sayla : What's that in your hand.

Machu : It's s a gift from Sonic. I call it a Wisp, this what makes it go Kira-Kira.

Nyaan : You know for the apology that we owe you, and we truly forgive in the real world, here in Japan.

Machu : From your best friends. So I guess this is one long journey far from it. You're not still mad about the whole war is bad thing, right Shuji?

(Shuji opens the wisp container in Mahu and Nyaan's direction)

Nyaan : (quickly) Yup, he's still mad about it.

Colors/Lost World Announcer : LIGHTNING!

*SA1 Dash Panel Sound*

(Machu and Nyaan ran away as the Ivory Wisp gives chase. Both of them shock repeatedly as they run into the distance)

Char in Body Cast : You just had to let yourself do it.

Shuji in body cast : (laughing to himself)

Sayla : Way to go, Buddy. Way to go.

(suddenly, Sayla notices that Kracko appears)

Sayla : Huh...? Uhh guys. I think you should might gonna get hurt even more.

Shuji in Body Cast : Huh?

Char in Body Cast : Oh, what now?

(the two notices Kracko)

Shuji in Body Cast : Oh boy. This is gonna hurt.

*THUNDER CRASH+Zapping sound*

Sayla : Ha! That's what happens when Ben Franklin discovered electricity to get you shocked ! GET LIGHTNING'D FROM HISTORY, SUCKA!

(the two are now burnt into a crisp)

Shuji in Body Cast : (flatly) Ow...That smarts.

Char in Body Cast : That's gonna leave a mark.

(the casts cracks off in pieces, leaving a completely blackened Shuji and Char)

Char : (flatly) Oh, Buttermilk... biscuits. (Falls off)

Shuji : I feel like I'm light headed now. (Falls off)

Sayla : Oh well, that's one way to go bada-bing bada-boom. There's no way that you can see a full moon.

Shuji : I'm gonna pretend that nobody made me villain of the show.

Char : Yeah, me too.

Tomska : THE END.

[maguro13-2]

Tough lookin'...I'm impressed. Nice.

Tough

[maguro13-2]

grass girl

[maguro13-2]

Annqi : Hey, Kid. Would you like to be my MAV?

Machu : Would I...?

Trunks : Uhh, I got better a idea. How about...(screaming) NO...!!!

(flips to Annqi where she bandaged her ear)

Annqi : Darn, and I thought trafficking was a good idea.

Kamille : By asking a kid to work for adult stuff? Are you nuts?

Lalah : Nobody wants to work for that, that is not the motherhood way, that's the sinful way to do it.

Annqi : Why bother luring children into human trafficking? Should I confess my sins to humanity or what? Oh well, I guess confessing my sins to me wouldn't hurt a fly even I did try to bring Machu in human trafficking.

Chuchu : Good. Cause we ladies of Gundam would like to have a word with you.

Annqi : What does the women of Gundam would like to ask me...

(Annqi is surrounded by the women of Gundam)

Annqi : Oh...

Chuchu : Well now...I guess humanity would learn the consequences about their arrogant ways..

Nika : All thanks to the sins of humanity and stupidity...

Annqi : (regrets) As a human to Gundam in the multiverse, I've always been an idiot.

Meer Campbell : Get her!!

*Smash Bros Fighting Sounds*

later...

Annqi : So...I might've figured that I tried to make a lot of money by telling Machu to do the human trafficking thing in the multiverse. Wouldn't I agree that I felt like an idiot sometimes.

King Yenma : Of course...and you're an idiot.

Annqi : Yes! Thank you so much!

King Yenma : Also, you're going to Hell for eternity.

Annqi : What?

(cuts to Annqi in Hell/HIFL)

Cell : Suck it, lady. I don't mind doing a lustful sin against kids.

Annqi : Damn it!

In reality...

Annqi : And that is why human trafficking is a dangerous thing to do in the streets of planet earth. Just to be assure that humans are aware that trafficking and eroticism considered to be a lust of a human's sins.

Nyaan : Wait, are you saying that you want to trick Machu into making money by make her do all the adult stuff for you?

Annqi : Yep, and that's why it's...

*SA1 SFX : Dash Panel*

Annqi : (notices Machu and Nyaan ran off) Oh, why did I even bother on telling children on how adult stuff works?

(Pans to a shades-wearing Duo sitting on the chair)

Duo Maxwell : So ladies, how do you feel pleasant on the occasion to get away from city life?

(sitting besides Duo are Machu and Nyaan in bikinis)

Machu : This feels fine.

Nyaan : Yep. This is the place on earth I can live with.

Duo Maxwell : Hmm, humanity's sin of lust thought they could bring any women of super robots to motherhood was not the brightest idea. But when it comes to those sins, I can thank humanity for having such an opportunity that idiocy always makes humanity that stupid? Ha! I rather make boys and girls get the attention they deserve.

Lain : Need any sunscreen?

Rei : After you.

(Heero and the G Wing crew are fishing on a boat)

Heero : You are right, guys. Bringing those girls to the beach is a good to get away from human trafficking, cause this what humanity needs, recreation and relaxation on the beach where there is no human trafficking and no...going to the beach is not a trap for motherhood.

Heero : I don't know why people are doing something stupid like that.

Quatre : That's because Lust is a deadly sin, all these sins are much the behaviors that humanity does when it comes being stupid! Good thing we got each other backs, that Annqi lady tried to make Machu into a money-making slave that fat-shaming, loveless, piece of milk toast.

Trowa : But Heero said to Relena that human trafficking bad, and children wants her to propagate into motherhood, and what did she say...?

Wufei : She said no to all of that, I don't think girls of Gundam aren't ready for motherhood. They don't even how to become mothers...it's just that I find Eroticism feel less comfortable that getting that out.

Trowa : Since those two girls are only the stars of the show. I've believe there are like 12 episodes of that show knowing that GQUX is coming to an end...

Wufei : 12 episodes? What do you mean GQUX have...

Wufei : Oh my Goodness...Guys...I don't think GQUX last longer than that. Studio Mappa's show does.

Quatre : How can you tell for you real?

Heero : Seems like the public know about this...I think Lazarus lasts long than GQUX.

*Fish jumps out of water*

Quatre : So...Lazarus is longer than GQUX?

Trowa : I don't know. Seems like we got MAPPA'D again.

Heero : Maybe it's best that the industry did their best, and now it's time for GQUX to give it a rest.

Fish : Let me know what you've come up with, fellas.

*jumps back into the water leaving a Dynamite behind*

*MGS Exclamation Mark*

Heero : Aw sh-

*SFX : Kaboom*

Machu : Yep, there is nothing wrong about that.

Nyaan : Definitely.

Rei Ayanami : Should you even help those boys?

Lain Iwakura : I think we should really need a life saver before they get eaten by fresh water predators.

Quatre : I'm okay! We're practically fine floating around here. At least we don't get eaten alive or anything...

(A shark fin is shown passing by, knowing that the sharks are here)

Wufei : Get us to safety immediately.

meanwhile...

(Power from Chainsaw Man and Natsuko from Zenshu are on the couch playing Mario Kart World on the Nintendo Switch 2)

Power : Check it out, girl! I got me some Power moves!

Natsuko : Nah-uh! I came in first! You're gonna get yourself creamed!

Power : Gonna beat it to ya, dog!

Natsuko : Ey, yo. Does Lazarus lasts long than Sunrise and Khara's GQUX?

Power CSM : You might say that, cause that show is really short, and Lazarus will last long than those guys. Only 13 episodes.

Natsuko : Damn right it is.

Power CSM : Totally awesome.

Natsuko : (with one finger) High Six?

Power : High six.

*both high-fives each other*

Power : Let's see that Machu kid can top that.

Luke : Natsuko! Someone at Studio Mappa would like to have a word with you.

Power : Yeah, who is it?

Luke : It's for you. I think her name is Machu and has arrived at the studio...(panicking) WHO IS LITERALLY GOING TO AXE US!

Power and Natsuko : Uh-oh.

*SMASH*

[Cues Mother Brain Theme]

Machu : I knew it! I knew that your studio's show last longer than me!

Power : Hey, girl! Watch yo back, fool! It's only 13 episodes, what did you expect?

Natsuko : Take a chill pill girl, we don't want anyone harmed! It's only anime!

Machu : Just Anime...? JUST ANIME...!?

Power : Hey, girl! Look I wouldn't mean that literally! Wants some root beer?

Natsuko : And a bit of high six?

Power : What are you gonna do, shrimp for brains? Squash my entire head?

Machu : *raises Mario's Big Hammer*

Power : Well crap.

Natsuko : Uhh, is that safe?

Power : Uhh, guys?

Kobeni : Uh-oh. I don't think she's Smash material Yet.

(both starts to panic)

Natsuko : *panicked* Yeah, that sounded like that we are about to...We wouldn't...

(Machu is about to destroy them)

Natsuko : *panicked* I REALLY THINK THIS KID IS SMASH MATERIAL YET...!!!

*DBZ SFX : LOUD EXPLOSION+BOOMING SOUND*

Makima : Oh my.

Denji : What was that noise?

Power and Natsuko : *moaning in pain*

Power : She just had to pancake us, didn't she?

Natsuko : Not cool, bro!

Machu : You two have been Machu'd!

Pichu : Oh yeah! Sh*t just got real!

Power : Not even a slightest burn, ever.

Natsuko : That's gonna leave a mark.

Tomska : THE END.

[maguro13-2]

Machu : You can't back me down, you bad kitten.

Nyaan : Then bring that sh*t, ya dog.

Machu : It'll be 30 years beyond this.

Nyaan : Well, it's gonna be 30 years in the joint made you a f-[beep]-ing p-[beep]-sy.

Machu : I'll seriously bite you back.

Nyaan : This is for the greater goods between me, you, and Shuji.

Machu : We'll see who's the baddest b*tch now.

Nyaan : Then so am I...

*both the two starts kissing each other*

Machu : (romantically) Nyaan...You're such a bad kitten.

Nyaan : (romantically) Oh Machu...You're such a bad girl.

(the group hears them kissing in the closet with drinking glasses)

Lalah : And you said vengeance and hatred was not their answer. But humanity thought wrong, love is in the air and there is a reason we can make love and not war.

Char : After all, this pride month stuff is really gets you hanging from around the trees...Which is why destroying love won't do anything from the villainous Maleficent, which why Disney villains are cool and ruthless, dude.

Shuji : You know that I was only gone to the store to gets some chips and salsa. Actually, I was gone to workout on my body.

Lalah : And is why that?

Shuji : not until Zaku Cops doesn't start till 4.

*door opening*

(cues Sexy no Jutsu theme)

Machu : (passionate) Hello there, boys. I'm warmed up for ya.

Nyaan : (goofily) I feel so much better.

Shuji : (to the viewers) I don't know why was I gone for a moment, I was going to the gym to get some exercise.

Nyaan : *comically melts* So friggin good...

Shuji : (To the viewers) Not amazing for this kind of exposure.

[maguro13-2]

Kamille : So what are you gonna do? How are we gonna expose Kycilia as a mean queen, a spiteful monster, and a major butt-head? And the result to that kind of subject is a big jerk.

"Analyzing matching the data of Kycilia and Maleficent..."

"30% Mean queen...20% Spiteful Monsters...50% Evil Butt-heads..."

"Subject to the result is...100% Big Jerk"

Kamille : See what I mean? This is why the Zabis needs to go, Maleficent has been using them from the beginning with this kind of multiverse theory. It's crazy how we found that the many worlds of Gundam like ours is some kind of breeding ground to the heartless!

Char : Don't worry, I got a plan to get rid of her.

*one preparation of Char's plan later*

Pilot (on P.A) : Good evening folks, this is your captain speaking. As we are arriving to the states of the west coast, I our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.

Kycilia : North Haverbrook. What a funny, where did I heard that before?

Kycilia : (realizing) Oh no...OH NO!

*As the Airplane lands*

North Haverbrook Citizen : There she is! Seat 3-F!

*Mob charges to the plane*

*Sounds of the Mob beating up Kycilia*

Kycilia : *screaming and grunting*

back to the guys.

Char : There, problem solved.

Kamille : Well, you manage to do something drastic, all thanks to one elaborate plan.

Char : Yeah, I can see why.

Kamille : Did you probably check on the kids?

Char : I'll go have my sister to check on them.

(flips)

Shuji : Look here, sir. You think this is funny?

Char : What seems to be the problem here, dude?

Shuji : Well, mr. funny man. I would like to have a complaint. Is this how that Zabi lady get their sick kicks?!

Char : What? the girls Machu and Nyaan are completely fi--

(sees two Neoshadows on the bottom of the bunk bed)

[Jingle : Dramatic Music Cue (A)]

Char : OH MY GOODNESS! SORA!

Kamille : You just had the narratives take a dark turn, bad buster.

Char : Oh well, and now yours turn to make girls go into motherhood, Mr. Doggy treats! *Zoom*

*fighting sounds*

Man : (grunting) Ouch! Oof! Augh! Ow! Harder! Yeouch!

Kamille : Uhh...Is that something new for combat?

*drops something*

Char : I'm done.

Kamille : Well, what are we gonna do?

Char : You could make yourselves, bring the lewds to all the women or you can make the lewds a sin to be atoned with this.

Kamille : Well, since I'm the only lucky who knows about this, you boys had a good run, at the GQUX girls, didn't we boys? And now...it's yours turn to pay the price.

(Holds out an Battle Axe)

*SA1 : Dash Panel*

Kamille : [yells with a battle cry]

(Scene goes pitch black)

*DBZ SFX : Slashing*

Kamille : I'm done.

Amuro : I bet your sister will do the girl talk for them.

(flips)

[Music Cue : Pull on It by Fumie Kumatani]

Sayla : Hey, girls. Look I know how this may look cynical, but don't you realize you're in a multiverse theorist's world?

Sayla : just found out that Garma's sister isn't Garma's sister, she's Disney's Maleficent and she tricked the both of you into killing each other, discovering that the many worlds of Gundam we live in turns out to be a breeding ground for the Heartless, and that's how things in the multiverse got messed up!

Sayla : So what? I did made the fact that it's a multiverse theory and it's sick that we women were being victims to eroticism by idiots. Well, maybe because the people of the Multiverse wouldn't do such sinful things to ladies around here in front of their faces. That's why I get sick of eroticism from any men in the first place!

Sayla : Ladies...Do you feel okay?

Sayla : You've been hitting the sauce again?

Machu : We saw everything. They...

Sayla : They what...?

Nyaan : They touched us.

Machu : They tried to touch us and give us motherhood.

Sayla : They did what?

Machu : Goodbye.

Sayla : Wait, g-goodbye...?

(both pulls out two keyblades)

Sayla : Wait, where did you keep having those things in your hand...?

*KI Blast Sound+Bodies thump*

Sayla : What the f...

*alternate take*

Nyaan :Well, too be honest with you, Sora. This feels real nice.

Machu : I'm glad that we finally discovered that the world of Gundam Build is such a nice place without the heartles breeding ground which is the many worlds of Gundam.

Sora : Easier said then done.

Machu : The Keyblades you wield are awesome! It's got a lot of magic, cool styles, and it comes with a variety of it's versions from the many worlds of Disney.

Shuji : Really? Let me see. Hey, check this out!

Nyaan : Are you sure you going to hit the apple with that?

Shuji : Yep. This is going to be a perfect shot.

*Ki Blast Sound+Body Thump*

Machu : I didn't say the Keyblade can be use for shooting range.

Shuji : Oh...I thought this worked.

Sayla : Hey, guys. Since Mickey Mouse ran out of Mickey Mouse pizzas, I finally given an opportunity that I finally brought you all some milkshakes from the...(looks at Shuji holding a Keyblade).

Shuji : Uhh, I can explain.

Sayla : This is again? Aw, God Da-

Tomska : (abrupts) THE END.

[maguro13-2]

Winry : So do you exactly wanna know what Jun 9th is?

Edward : What exactly is June 9th?

Winry : It's my day explained from social media.

Alphonse : What?

(both of look up at the banner)

"HAPPY JUNE 9TH, ROCKBELL"

[Jingle : Extend by Jun Senoue]

Edward : Oh that's what you meant?

Alphonse : Hey, wait a minute, what the heck?

Edward : No! No, no, no, no! Absolutely no!

Alphonse : 6/9? That's not what June 9th meant!

Edward : What is even up with that number?!

Winry : June 9th was my day, MY DAY!

Edward : Yes, we didn't know it was your day.

Alphonse : But where's the cake.

Winry : Oh the cake. Well it's obviously right here...

*MGS EXCLAMATION MARK*

Winry : What the...?! Hey who ate my cake!?

(pans to Nyaan eating a piece of cake)

*Nyaan eats a piece of cake*

Nyaan : This is so good. Too bad no else have it.

*CHOMP*

Nyaan : This is great food! I hope I didn't share.

Winry : What kind of idiot like you who eats people's stuff that isn't yours! I told you not to come here!

Nyaan : Yeah! So it's your day and that's what I'm about gonna do about it! I just wanted this piece cake shared with someone.

Edward : Well, guess what? That cake isn't for you, it's all for all of us, you senile bag of fishpaste!

Nyaan : Yeah, I'm a bad girl. So what if Zeon was bad all along and Machu's the good girl. What does mechanic girl gonna do, break my arms?

Winry : Oh yes. Which is why you need discipline. So I'm not gonna break your arms, I'm gonna teach you some manners.

Nyaan : Let's not get all hasty here, I just wanted to have some food, I'm the only last and honest human in the multiverse. We're all human beings and that's what we do. Eating each other's cakes is what girls like me intended.

Machu : Sorry, Nyaan. You know what they say, this is what you get for being the Zabi's dog.

Shuji : And dogs like you should be put on a leash.

Nyaan : For the last time I prefer to be called a cat girl.

Shuji : But I have to agree a lot of people would like to have to deal with you, space opera fellas would be all too kind for your attitude your arrogance.

Nyaan : Oh yeah, what kind of idiot gets punished for working for the Darkside? Getting surrounded by enemies who turned on their comrades?

Machu : I wouldn't be too sure about that.

(Nyaan is then surrounded by the female cast of FMA)

[cued Team Chaotix theme]

Ross : That cake wasn't for you, that was for all of us.

Riza Hawkeye : You are an ungrateful somebody.

Lan Fan : We've been had it with your foolishness.

Izumi Curtis : *cracking knuckles* You messed with the wrong crew, buddy. No body messes with our world and gets away with it.

Sheska : You're gonna regret it for the rest of your life!

Nyaan : Wait! Sec! You can't do this to me! I thought being loyal to the Zabis would to be a great for all us! Wouldn't you all agree, right? And besides, I ldon't need that Machu clown that wanted to make destroy the Zabis and not join them. That's her way of the ground.

Machu : That would be Obi-wan Kenobi's saying that you were supposed to destroy the Zabis, and not join them. That's what you get for joining the darkside cause this will be helping you learn your lesson.

Nyaan : Uh-oh.

Mei Chang : Take this, you filthy darksider!

Oliver Armstrong : Let's book her!

Nyaan : *gulps*

*Smash Bros Fighting Sounds*

Nyaan : *Sonic EXE Scream*

Edward : See this is the exact reason that I'm not a nerd for space operas. That's the reason I had to avoid watching it.

Alphonse : As long as you're perfect, that does make it a reason.

Winry : Hey, guys. Thanks for taking care of that troublemaking punk for supposedly destroying the darkside and not join them, my day is officially saved.

Nyaan : (bruised) Please...Spare me...I...I just wanted to--

*Winry bashes Nyaan's head*

Winry : Yep. My day is saved.

later...

In the end, Nyaan is now hospitalized in bed for what a complete goofball she is and has proven that the darkside is not a great substitute for space opera business.

Darth Vader : Well, young ma'am. You have spoken my word. I hope you learned your lesson about this. You should really never give me ideas from the sith.

Nyaan : (mocks him) Like I care!

(Darth Vader uses the force on Nyaan to break something)

*Nyaan screams in pain*

Nyaan : My pelvis!

Darth Vader There! How's that for an outsider like you? Does that make you ring a bell of working for the darkside? That's a steep price to pay.

Obi-Wan Kenobi : I told you if I was that Machu kid, she'd be definitely on the high ground. So, high ground for Machu it is.

Nyaan : I wanna go back on pizza deliveries.

With that of Darth Vader breaking her pelvis, that would be her undoing and now she'll just have to atone their sins before losing her heart to darkness, and uh...they told the Darkside was bad for anyone to join.

Man : And there you have it, this what happens when you join the Darkside and it costs your lives for it. With losers like this girl, she was supposed to destroy the Zabis and not join them jnspired by the greatful words of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Deux : But why?

Man : Why? Because both the Sith and the Zabis are bad news... because of space opera madness.

"DON'T TRUST THE DARKSIDE"!

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