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[Image ID: A drawing of Dr. Kondraki, a middle-aged man with long graying curly dark hair, a full beard, and square glasses. He is surrounded by bright green butterflies, which he is looking at fondly. He is wearing a dark green turtleneck sweater and is holding out his hand, on which some of the aforementioned butterflies have landed. The background is a yellow gradient. /End ID.]
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Sutures from Various SCP Personnel
I imagine that, if you work at the Foundation, you need to know how to suture a wound. You don’t need to know many medical procedures, but due to the dangerous nature of the work, knowing how to close a wound could be the difference between life and death.
(I ranked these people in order of how good I think they’d be from top to bottom)
If you asked Clef to do stitches for some wound, it would take a lot of convincing. He’ll act like he doesn’t care, and depending on the severity of the wound, he might not care. If you do get him to do your stitches, he’ll be surprisingly good at it. He’ll talk the whole time to distract your mind from the stitches, and he’s really precise with the suture needle. He’s not making a huge effort to be gentle, though. Like he’ll do a good job, but there is no concern for if he hurts you or not since closing the wound is his focus. I imagine suture kits are common in the SCP Foundation, but you don’t get anything to numb it while you’re getting them done, so while some people try to be more gentle, Clef knows he can close the wound better if he just does it like normal. If you move or flinch while he’s doing them, he’ll laugh and either find someone to hold you still, or do it himself. You have no idea how he can hold you in place and do good stitches, but they look fine so you really shouldn’t question it.
I don’t think you’d need to convince Kondraki. Depending on how you got the wound, he might just pull you aside and grab a suture kit without even explaining what he’s doing. He seems like he’d sit you on the kitchen counter/a desk like you do with little kids? If he’s concerned, he’ll be really gentle with the suture needle. It takes him a little bit longer to do stitches than Clef, but they’re pretty much the same quality. He also won’t talk to you while he’s doing them, he’s too focused on the stitches. If he’s mad (at you, at someone else, it doesn’t matter), he’ll still maintain more gentleness than Clef, but he’ll do them faster which’ll hurt more. It’ll probably freak you out because you know he’s upset and you know how crazy he can get when he’s upset, but he’s not gonna hurt you. He’ll just angrily suture your wound. He’ll cover it up with a bandage at the end. If you flinch, regardless of if he’s upset or not, he’ll shoot you an intimidating look. It really doesn’t matter if you make eye contact or not; you can feel it. Because he goes slower than Clef, he can still do them even if you’re not holding completely still.
Gears would notice you’re bleeding, and if he didn’t have anything better to do, he would go grab a suture kit and do your stitches. He has no feelings, so he might not act concerned about if you’re in pain. His hands aren’t shaky, but they’re not as steady as Kondraki or Clef’s. When he’s done, they’ll look fine, too. Gears has years of experience. If you move around, he probably won’t do anything. He’ll sit there and wait for you to stop before he continues.
Iceberg would probably think he was above suturing a wound. He’d be grumbling the whole time about it, and if you flinched or moved at all, he’d be really upset and might yell at you. The stitches would probably look fine if he remembered how to do them, I can’t imagine he’d be frequently asked due to how cold his hands are.
Glass is very emotional, which is a good thing, but not when you’re doing stitches on someone. I think Glass would panic, and then you’d either have to calm him down or find someone else. If you can get him to calm down a little, he’ll probably have shaky hands while doing it due to nerves. He’ll be apologizing the whole time. If you flinch, he might even stop and go get someone else to do them. The thing is: you’ve seen him practice suturing. You know he knows how to do it. He just freaks out when he has to do it on a person who is hurt.
Strelnikov would suck at this for more than one reason. Firstly, he seems like he doesn’t believe in stitches. It’ll heal on it’s own, right? What kind of weak body do you have where you need someone to tie it together? Another reason, and I’ve said this before, I think he likes scars. He’ll probably discourage anyone from getting stitches. Also: He doesn’t have the patience. His patience level is about the amount of time it takes to put a bandage on well. If you’re bleeding, he’ll recommend tourniquet before stitches. If you get him to do stitches, he’ll call you a baby the whole time he’s doing them. When he’s done, you’ll look down and they’ll be the most uneven stitches you’ve ever seen. If you flinch, he’ll probably chuckle and repeat his “you’re such a baby” speech.
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The SCP Foundation as things my friends have said
Bright: Oh I forgot myself at home
Rights: STOP FUCKING ME AND LET ME FINISH THIS LEVEL!
Gears: I don't want you all to die, but if you went missing, I'd say you told me you were running away from this and changing all your information.
Teeth (O5-7): *Distant eldrich shrieking*
Founder (O5-1): I think I just heard my spine snap in half at the mere thought of trying that
Rights: Break my back like a glowstick daddy (Sometimes I think I need new friends)
Bright: So now there are two of us.
Kondraki, to Clef: Why do you look like a gremlin in the intro, but I look normal? Shouldn't that be reversed?
SCP-049: Bonjour bitch.
Kain: I'M A GOOD BOY *Sound of something breaking*
Roth: You say I'm a human in a catsuit, I say you're a cat in a fleshsuit!
Any person in the Foundation about Bright: She might have pneumonia but it's ok.
I have so many more of these, but I want to see if anyone actually wants this before I post more of this. I have come to the conclusion that my friends are all on some kind of strange drug, and I want it.
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