#berlin nobody

[starryeyedaughterofchaos]

[ofedevane]

God is indeed a woman. No doubt.

[nothoughts-onlywomen]

oh yeah this movie is gonna EAT

[larchwood]

First look at Eric Bana from upcoming movie "Berlin Nobody"

[cinnamonbunsinmyhairr]

rising from my tumblr grave for her <3

[mitamicah]

Went with a vampire Jere for prompt 16 in the Frank edition of @kaarija-inktober ; Hurt

I decided to try to do it from memory because it is fun and because it was way easier and quicker x'D

[boycentriccplot]

tiktok users kys

[sherbertilluminated]

After two years I've finally found it.

"A white marble staircase leads into the reading room. I go up. My heart thumps, but not from the ascent. In my mind, my comrades appear before me. How often I was with them here, how many of them have decended this staircase of the last time in the summer of 1941 and never again returned. They went to defend our immortal values, among them those which this library sheltered."

Sergei L'vov (Sergej Lwow, Sergei Getz), "die Träume meiner Freunde"

[ldrvioletsforroses]

saw mitski yesterday in berlin :)

[bethegaycowboy]

seeing Mitski is like a revelationnnn

[starryeyedaughterofchaos]

[ofedevane]

Sadie Sink and Cate Blanchett for Giorgio Armani Sì in London 🌸🌷

[nothoughts-onlywomen]

SADIE NATION WE ARE SO BACK

[signorin-anarchia]

What are your impressions of the berlin spinoff new characters?

Hi Anon!

Thx for asking & mainly for giving me the chance to rant, I have a lot to say about this topic.

Sit back, this is gonna be a long ride.

I'll be honest, first impression was "lol, they're joking"

Second, I was quite annoyed.

Third, I am genuinely angry.

And I'm not even talking about Berlermo here, of course it's a bold move ignoring Martín in the spinoff, because, you know, timeline???

And don't get me started with Sergio, because I'm almost sure it will be a tough challenge to pretend that Andrés is an only child...

And while Pedro Alonso is a great actor and I'm 100% sure he'll fulfill his role at best, they're basically asking us to ignore that he's a man in his 50s playing a character in his 30s. Just because.

Also, they keep telling that "they want the show to have its own identity"; but that makes no sense, neither promotionally nor narratively. A spin-off works as soon as it has a link with the main show, there's plenty of examples around, eg. Better Call Saul. None of us would've watched without the promise that one day it would've crossed Breaking Bad's path. And I really don't get this urgency to move away from the original show: Berlin is a character from LCDP. Ignoring that LCDP ever happened will:

1) Keep away casual viewers

2) Disappoint shippers, fans and the whole fandom.

But, aside from that, let's get back to the real matter here: the new characters look like cartoons.

And I don't mean good cartoons, like those we used to watch as kids. I'm talking about, meaningless, silly, stereotypical, poorly made cartoons.

Now, I may not be Alex Pina, bit that sounds a little bit off from the mood here?! When the hell did Andrés become a comic figure being friend with a bunch of other caricatures?

If they wanted to make something with "feel-good" vibes, they could've pick any other LCDP character (Nairobi laundering money, Denver illegally fighting, Bogotà inseminating random women all around the world), literally anyone...

But no. They've chosen the terminally ill misogynistic dude dying by suicide in a tunnel.

Don't know what you think, but that doesn't sound very "comical" to me.

Berlin is a dramatic character. And although he has his good dose of irony, humor, sarcasm, paradoxes, he doesn't fit in an anime-style cartoonish kids show, because it flattens him as a character.

So, I don't what they're trying to do here, but it would be like taking Alicia's story with German's cancer and turning it into a rom-com, only without German, who's now replaced by a random dude who never had cancer in first place.

Not even telenovela style. Just cartoon.

Last but not least, and I'm pretty sure this is something that most of us noticed, they tried to give Andrés a whole new gang... Which is basically a bad copy of the original one.

There's a Denver, there's a Rio, there's a Tokyo, there's even a weird version of female Martin and, best of all, a "lifetime friend" dressing up like a fake Professor.

How are we supposed not to compare these action figures to the characters we know and love? The worst part is that they all look like Rafael, mere blueprints of characters, never mentioned before and, most likely, human plot devices subservient to a retcon.

And to attract what kind of an audience, exactly? I've never seen an Andrés fan who was not fond of Berlermo. Not. A. Single. One.

But during last days, I've seen a lot of people being very disappointed by how OOC their favourite character is going.

The only chance for the spin-off to be renewed and become something good, maybe even overcoming the original, was giving to Berlin's character some kind of depth.

Exploring his relationship with his brother, his years with Martin, what his family background is, why his homosexuality denial, why did he became a sexual predator, and maybe leaving some space for characters who maybe have still something to say, like Marsella & Bogota.

They've chosen not to. They've preferred to take a good, deep, captivating character and make a parody out of him.

What a waste, really.

I know it's too early to say. I know that they said "we can't announce members from the old gang cause it would be spoiler". I know that probably it's a little better than it seems.

But even if Martin shows up, what kind of show is this gonna be?

Don't know what to think, but the premises aren't that good.

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So here's my 2(000) cents about this.

What about you, anon?

[roccinan]

Roughly 3 months until the spinoff drops. Which means 3 months until it's time for another Andres outfit collection @spiny-norman (thank you for your heroism!!)

So far, we've seen:

White turtleneck and pink suit

Orange turtleneck and blue suit???

Red turtleneck, beige pants

Black turtleneck, lavender pants

Yellow turtleneck, blue coat

Blue polo shirt, brown leather jacket

Cream cableknit sweater

Tuxedo

Some kind of questionable tracksuit

What other outfits do you think await us?

[peterlorres21stcentury]

Quote from "The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui" by Bertolt Brecht.

While Peter never performed this play, this quote just seems like something he might have said. And who better to deliver the line than my favorite cynical man of science, Professor Koenig? I like to imagine him down in the bunker with the other resistance fighters, reading aloud from the play that Brecht wrote in exile (which would have been extremely banned in Berlin, so don't ask how he obtained it) and smiling sadly to himself with the bitter knowledge that the end of the war doesn't mean an end to his troubles.