#big beautiful buff babe

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Anyways

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so basically yeah

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LIN BEIFONG CAN (please) LASH ME TO A WALL WITH A METAL CABLE

[elevlynn-peace]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

Plushies, Birds, Femroe, honestly just all buff women (I've got a tag for it and everything), the color pink

[jwnstars]

성훈 — cold bf! sunghoon who you wrapped a little cute bow around his biceps because of a tiktok trend. pairings whipped!sunghoon x hyper!reader, very very extremely fluff :p

SCROLLING THROUGH TIKTOK, the girl laid on the soft bed instantly making a starfish position while her phone just inches away from her face. a sad frowning face smacked onto her face when her boyfriend, sunghoon, had to stop paying her attention and focused on his work that was supposedly more important than her. . . for just a minute.

the girl scrolled and scrolled, trying to make time go past faster so she could finally cling onto her busy boyfriend again.

“cuz i love to love to love you…”

she stumbled across a video of a girl wrapping around a ribbon onto her boyfriends bicep, a little cute pink bow holding onto dear life trying to hang on his bulging muscles, it seemed very tight on his muscles like it was about to burst at any moment.

she gasped in the sight of how he did the smallest move, the ribbon SNAPPED. ripped out of his biceps. no effort whatsoever, it seemed like the ribbon just gave out.

then she had an idea ! she turned to hoon, with a cheeky smirk and a mischievous face. before turning back to her pocket,

she checked her pockets for ribbons, being a heavy ribbon fan girl, she always had spare ribbons. she checked the deepest depths of her pockets until her hands reached a long pink ribbon, as she squealed in excitement. sunghoon had heard her and turned around slowly,

seeing that his girlfriend was occupied and busy he smiled at how cute she was by the fact she was giggling all by herself.

“hoonie!” she beamed with a big smile, sunghoon fully turning to her, focusing on her with laser-focus. his attention not leaving her, “give me your arm!” sunghoon raised a brow at the specific request his girlfriend asked, but he didn’t mind. he handed his arm to her in curiosity, waiting for what she would do.

she had retrieved the pink ribbon from her pocket and then she wrapped it around his muscle, she gasped in wow in how she never noticed how much sunghoon had probably worked out. sunghoon watched her attentively while chuckling softly, observing her actions.

she had successfully tied the ribbon onto his biceps, “so cute, babe” her boyfriend wow’ed at how ‘cute’ it was. (def not just looking at his gf and not the ribbon. . .) “ackkkk!! it’s so attractive…. I’m sorry !!!” she squealed at the sight of her boyfriends biceps this time,

his red sleeveless shirt definitely didn’t help how much his muscles were exposed. she was a blushing mess.

“since when did you get so buff…” his gf freely squished on his muscles, still in shock on how his gains were so defined. “I guess I go to the gym too much.” he giggled warmly, his eyes still not leaving the girl.

“I only gained all of these muscles to impress you, babe.” he looked at her with all seriousness, not a single joke or sarcasm in his tone. “waaaah, thank you love ~~~ ” she put her hand onto her face, a little bit stunned.

“now… may I ask why the ribbons, babe?” she had finally remembered the whole purpose of what she was doing, so she could do the trend.

but it all left her mind because she finally got the attention she wanted, “OHHH RIGHT. love it’s a tiktok trend !!!!” she adjusted the ribbon while he nodded, still laughing a bit. “do you wanna film it?—” she was soon cut off by the chatterbox, hoon.

“no… baby… I’m kind of in the mood to just hug youuuu yk? just cuddle to be honest…” sunghoon mildly whined and his gf scoffed at how cute he was but at the same time how he suddenly wanted attention. “okkkk fine come over here.”

she opened her arms welcoming sunghoon into her soft embrace, he soon engulfed into her warmth and felt like he never wanted to let go. “you smell nice, you look so beautiful.” sunghoon muttered softly, feeling sleepy while he was in her arms.

“I don’t know how you could be so pretty and yet be so mine…” she blushed, her cheeks being rosey and pink when she heard his voice in her ear.

her number one question… how did they get from ignoring each other to obsessing over biceps to getting endless cuddles. their mood swings were a different breed.

“thank you for making my biceps just as pretty as you.”

@jwnstars . . .

first thing I’ve wrote on here.. I don’t know how to work tumblr. 🥶🥶🥶 sorri this is short.. just wanted to make something in the meantime 🤧

[seokgyuu]

your boyfriend has been telling you he wants to bring someone else into the bedroom for a while. the thought only started to sound good when a certain boyfriend's best friend posts gym pictures on insta.

pairing: sung hanbin x fem!reader x seok matthew

genre: established relationship (hanbin x fem!reader) , smut MDNI!

smut warnings: cuckold, thigh riding, blowjobs, penetrative sex, dirty talk, usage of the words "princess", "baby", unprotected sex, creampie

wordcount: 4.4k

a/n: happy happy birthday @cheolism!!!!! see, i told you i would whip something up!! you probably didn't believe me, did you? ha! got you there. anyway. happiest birthday, my dear! i hope you enjoy this little piece of filth i made in your honour. one turns 22 only once you know!! in german we say: Schnappszahl! i love you loads, babes, have a wonderful day <3 (ps. it's been your birthday in germany for one hour already so theoretically i am not posting early!!)

“When did Matthew start working out like this?” 

You’re laying on your stomach on Hanbin’s bed, biting down on your thumbnail. 

“Like… a month ago? He’s been going to the gym forever, but only recently going every day.”

You nod. Yeah, he definitely looks like he hits the gym every day. Gosh, you still remember him as a small (he’s still relatively small), lanky pre-teen with braces and glasses that were too big for his face. None of that is left. Glasses are ditched unless he’s at home playing video games for no one to see. Braces have been gone a long time, leaving him with two rows of perfectly straight white teeth. And last but not least the lankiness has turned into buffness you couldn’t stop staring at on your phone.

“Why do you ask?” Hanbin now rolls over with his chair, eyebrows raised as he looks at your phone screen. You’re not quick enough to move, leading Hanbin to snicker as he places his legs on top of his bed, arms crossed.

“I can explain,” you say now, sitting up, but your boyfriend just grins at you.

“Can you now, princess?” He tilts his head and you bite your lip, suddenly forgetting all the explanations you could possibly come up with. You know your boyfriend - he isn’t the jealous type. If anything… he is the opposite. How many nights had he whispered into your ear that he would love to watch you get fucked by someone else, how he got hard just imagining you on someone else’s cock. All you had done when he said that was turn bright red and let him fuck you senseless after - with his own cock, not anyone else’s. 

And now, here you are. Looking at pictures of his best friend (really? out of everyone it had to be Hanbin’s best fucking friend?!) with Hanbin’s eyes sparkling mischievously. It’s obvious what he’s thinking. You clear your throat.

“I don’t- I don’t think you want him to get involved, do you?” You ask carefully and Hanbin leans forward now, smiling.

“Why not? Because he’s been my best friend for years?” He wants to know. When you nod, Hanbin climbs onto the bed, catching you off guard when he wraps his arms around you and brings his lips to your forehead, kissing it softly before looking down at you with yet another one of his beautiful smiles.

“I don’t think there is anyone I’d rather see you getting fucked by, my love.” He says it in such a soft and innocent tone, you can’t help but laugh, burying your head in his chest.

“You’re horrible,” you mumble and Hanbin laughs, bringing one of his hands to the back of your head, patting it lovingly. 

“I love you, you know that right? And if you’re really interested in Matt… I am sure I could arrange something.”

The thing is: you say no. Because why would you want to sleep with someone else when you have your perfect boyfriend right there? Your perfect boyfriend that has always cared more about your pleasure than his? That has made you cum more times than you can count? That perfect boyfriend that has never once let you down. 

You’re in the cafeteria with your bottle of water and a tray full of food but you can’t eat. Your leg is bouncing up and down and your eyes are focused on one of the trash cans at the far end of the room. Not because they are particularly interesting, but because Matthew sat down just a few tables further from you in nothing but a flimsy muscle shirt and ripped jeans and you really, really can’t look at him. So, the trash can it is. 

“Did you see a ghost?” Hao is suddenly next to you, making you flinch and almost knock over the bottle of water.

“Jesus Christ, Hao, next time whistle or something,” you say, frowning at your friend who just shrugs and instead begins eating his food. 

“You didn’t answer my question. Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost? Is the cafeteria poltergeist back?” 

“What? No. No, I am fine. Totally fine. No ghosts.” You clear your throat and catch yourself sneaking a glance at Matthew after all, regretting it immediately. Because why is he flexing right then and there, laughing his cute laugh after when Gyuvin throws a napkin at him. This is torture. 

“Ah, right. Matthew,” Hao nods and your head swirls around, eyes wide. 

“Matthew, what?” You ask even though you already know. God fucking dammit Sung Hanbin! 

“Bin told me,” Hao confirms and you roll your eyes with a groan, “even though I was kind of offended you didn’t want me to be the first to join you two in the bedroom, Y/N.”

“If I were to ever let that happen I’d be single and you and Hanbin happily married with seven children in no time,” you mumble and Hao chuckles, shaking his head and pulling a hand through his hair.

“At least you’re aware I’m actually his favorite,” he hums at you and the desire to copy Gyuvin and throw a napkin at your friend is extremely tempting. 

“Whatever.” You try to focus back on your food, but your stomach is rumbling and your brain is somewhere totally different, meaning hunger was the last thing on your mind - at least hunger for actual food. 

Hao snickers and watches you, a piece of meat landing on his tongue.

“I think you should do it, Y/N. Hanbin has been dreaming of this moment. Honestly, no idea what he finds so appealing about watching his girlfriend getting fucked by another man, but believe me, you’d make him the happiest man on this earth if you were to bring Matthew into your bedroom.”

The words do more than either of you probably thought. They continue to linger in your mind even hours after Hao had said them, you now being in your dorm with your pen stuck between your teeth, eyes unfocused on the words you’ve been trying to read.

Bring Matthew into your bedroom. Have him be a part of your sex life with Hanbin. Make Hanbin the happiest man on this earth. 

It’s official: You’d be lying if you said the whole thing didn’t turn you on. Imagining Hanbin sitting on the little armchair in his apartment with his cock in his hands as you sat on Matthews stiff length, his strong arms wrapped around you as he thrusted up into your needy pussy…

The pen falls down and you are back in reality, flinching and shaking your head. This is crazy. You couldn’t possibly… a groan escapes you and you let your head fall on top of your desk, slamming your forehead against it a few times, before sitting back up and leaning against your chair, letting your thoughts roam free. Hanbin had literally asked you about this several times. He wanted to bring someone else into the bedroom and he even said that he wouldn’t mind it being Matthew. So, what was stopping you? 

“Fucking hell,” you curse as you pull both hands through your hair and get up, opening the door of your room to walk into the living space, where you are met with none other than Hanbin walking in… Matthew right behind him. You freeze mid step. 

“Hi, I called you, but you didn’t pick up, I hope it’s okay I brought Matt over, we were at the gym and the showers are broken and, well, your apartment is closer.” 

Yes, you can clearly see where those two have been. They are sweaty, hair slightly wet, muscle shirts clinging onto their chests. The tattoo on Matthew’s biceps pops out deliciously when he raises his arm to wave at you. Your eyes wander to your boyfriend, a knowing glint in his eyes. 

“That’s okay,” you croak out, looking back at Matthew and somehow you just cannot stop yourself from checking him out unapologetically. His defined arms, the defined chest, the sweatpants on his strong legs. Your tongue slips out of your mouth and runs over your dried up bottom lip and Matthew can’t help but stare at you, feeling his cheeks heat up at the way you’re looking at him. 

He remembers Hanbin’s words and feels his knees go weak.

“She definitely wants you to fuck her, Matt. She just needs a little… nudge.”

Never had he ever thought his best friend’s girlfriend would ever want him to… do that. He swallows down whatever lump has formed in his throat and looks at Hanbin, unsure. Hanbin, who now walks over to you, his hand softly grabbing your chin, moving your head to look at him.

“I think I should hit the shower first, be a good girl and show Matthew the rest of the apartment, hm?” He kisses your lips softly after that, well aware of what his words just caused. Your eyes flicker up to him, wide and unsure and when he winks at you, squeezing your hand as he slowly makes his way to the door leading into the bathroom, you know that all you can do now is follow your gut. 

There is a certain kind of silence between Matthew and you once the door shuts behind Hanbin, a silence filled with tension so thick it takes your breath away. You watch as Matthew slowly drops his bag onto the floor, his shoes vacant next to it. His legs carry him over to you and with every step he takes, your heart picks up speed while the heat between your legs begins to feel almost unbearable. His eyes say much more than words ever could and when he comes to a stop, he lets them linger on your lips long enough for you to almost lose your mind. 

“So, what’s behind this door?” He asks, nodding in the direction of the bedroom door. The heat is about to make you pass out.

“B-bedroom,” you stutter back. Matthew grins.

“Well, what did Hanbin hyung say? Be a good girl and show me.”

Oh. Oh. A Wave of desire washes over you as you nod, your hand shaking when you push the door open, following Matthew’s hand movement and walking inside, his body right behind yours. He doesn’t close the door behind him, instead he settles on walking through the room, looking around. You try to steady your breathing, failing miserably.

“It’s a nice bedroom,” he says, nodding to himself, “I like the pictures on your wall. Did you take them?” 

When you nod, he smiles at you, obviously impressed.

“You’ve got a good eye.” 

As much as you appreciate the compliment - you can’t really focus on anything else but the way he looks in the dim light coming through the window. His arms, his slowly heaving chest. Your eyes roam over his body and you feel hot all over, wondering what it would feel like to touch him, to feel his muscles tighten around you. 

He notices, of course he does. It’s not hard to miss - the way you eye him up and down, the way your eyes linger a little too long on his chest, his arms. He feels his blood rush down, feels his dick getting hard at the mere idea of you checking him out, wanting him. 

“Maybe,” you begin, not sure where the confidence to speak is coming from but you accept it with open arms, “maybe you should change out of your sweaty clothes.”

His eyebrows shoot up for just a second before they settle back down. He can’t stop the smug smile creeping on his lips, not taking his eyes off you when he starts moving. 

“Yeah? Hm, I think you might be right.” His voice is deep and dripping in cockyness that has your pussy clenching. To make matters worse, he comes to a stop in front of you and immediately moves his hands to the hem of his shirt, pulling it over his head the next second to reveal a perfectly sculpted torso - abs and chest and collarbones that make your fingers itch to touch them. 

“Fuck,” you breathe out, stepping closer to him with your hands stretched out, hands that he now grabs with his, pulling you right into him. While he should smell bad, courtesy of working out, he doesn’t. He looks sweaty, he is sweaty, but he smells heavenly. His cologne mixed with his own scent, musky and sweet at the same time, it lingers in your nose, gets your knees weak and Matt has to wrap an arm around your waist to stop you from actually falling to your knees. The smug smile seems to get even more smug. His eyes are on yours and his arm around you seems to squeeze every ounce of self respect you have left right out of you.

“Careful, darling.” His voice is merely a whisper. His breath hits your face and you can’t stop the whimper escaping your lips now even if you tried. That does it for him. He forgets all about his worries and crashes his lips onto yours, free hand now cupping your cheek, meaning both of your hands were free to find their own place to settle on. 

First, you let your right hand feel up his biceps, a moan slipping between your lips when he flexes his arm underneath your grip. The other hand is on his chest, nails digging into his warm skin, causing him to hiss. His teeth sink into your bottom lip and you feel like you could come undone on the spot. 

Matthew deepens the kiss, tongue now inside your mouth, wet and hot and perfect and you let both arms wrap around his neck now, his strong arm carrying you over to the bed, where he puts you down, his body now on yours, one of his thighs slipping between yours - giving you the friction you so desperately needed. His lips move fast and rough and you feel like your whole body is on fire when you begin to move your core against his thick thigh, embarrassingly already feeling a climax approaching. 

“God, you’re so pretty,” his breathy voice against your ear gets you even closer to the edge. You bite down on your lip, arching your back against him and he begins to kiss your neck, kiss it, lick it, bite down on your sensitive skin, one hand now under your shirt, grabbing your braless tits and squeezing them hard. 

“Fuck, Matthew-,” you cry out, nails back to digging into his skin, this time his shoulders. Your hips move uncontrollably against his hard thigh, his tongue now wandering down and finally flicking against your nipple after shoving your top up far enough. Everything inside of you is burning by now. Your clothes feel too hot and you sit up for a second to get rid of your shirt, the wild look in Matthew’s eyes as he watches you is intoxicating. You are quick to wrap your arms around him again when your upper body is freed and he is quick to kiss you again, just as rough as before. 

In no time you feel your first orgasm rush over you, a series of whimpers and moans landing in his mouth, against his lips, down his throat as he swallows them.

“Yeah, baby, so pretty when you cum for me, fucking hell, I bet you’re so fucking wet.”

The orgasm is mindblowing. It’s hot and feels forbidden even though you know it’s not. You know Hanbin is probably standing under the stream of water having to restrict himself from touching his cock, from getting off to the thought of you and Matthew alone in your bedroom. There is no time for you to come down from your high, not with Matthew parting from you only to shove you further up the bed with your newest obsession in the form of his arms. Your mouth waters and your eyes widen when you see the clear outline of his arousal between his legs and you can’t stop yourself from sitting back up.

“Can I suck you off?” You ask him.

He groans and nods, pulling his sweatpants down, leaving almost nothing to imagination anymore. His gray briefs are tight around his cock, a cock you can’t wait to taste on your lips and feel its weight on your tongue. You get on all fours, looking up at him and seeing his eyebrow twitch, a smile on your lips when you finally reach him, fingers in the waistband of his underwear, dragging it down his legs next, his thick cock springing free and smacking against his stomach, leaving a small stain right there on his skin. Moving forward, you grab his cock and lick over his stomach, the stain gone in no time, Matthew’s eyes wide and his mouth hanging open. 

“Fuck.” He breathes out, one hand now on the back of your head, watching you as you begin to pump his cock with one hand, the other helping you keep steady on the mattress. You eye his cock, tongue soon licking his tip clean and Matthew is sure he is about to pass out. His hips buck and you giggle, opening your mouth fully for him to slip inside, easily taking him down your throat, Matthew’s composure about to break. His hand fists your hair, head thrown back as he continues to fuck your mouth. Spit is dripping down onto the bed, spit mixed with his pre and you press your tongue against his shaft, letting him use your throat as much as he likes. 

“So, so good for me, baby, taking me so well, fuck.” 

His raspy voice has your eyes rolling back and your core starting to throb again. It won’t be long until you need a cock stuffing you full. 

“I see you are already acquainted with my princess’ ability to take a cock down her throat no problem.”

Hanbin entered the room with neither of you taking notice. Your heart does a flip, eyes opening and flicking over to your beautiful boyfriend who stands in the door frame, nothing but a towel around his slim body, the tattoo right underneath his neck as well as his v-line on full display for you to drool on Matt’s cock over. Your boyfriend comes closer to you now, Matthew not even taking real notice, too far into his desire. Hanbin stops next to Matthew, smiling to himself as he watches his most beloved girlfriend getting throat fucked by his best friend. The towel does little to hide how much he enjoys the view. 

“My perfect girl, I bet you’re so wet, aren’t you?” He pats your cheek softly, eyes warm but sharp. You want to tell him to get behind you, to fuck you as Matthew fucks your mouth, but you know that’s not what he wants.

“Matt, I think it’s time for you to give our little baby here what she needs.” Shit. You moan around Matt’s cock, dizzy from the way Hanbin seems to lose himself in authority in the best way. He’s confident and secure and you don’t think he’s ever been sexier to you. Finally, Matt lets his cock drop from your lips and you wipe over your mouth with the back of your hand, looking from Matt to Hanbin.

“You did so well, baby, ‘am so proud of you.” Hanbin leans forward, kissing your lips and then your cheeks and finally your forehead before looking back at Matthew and giving him the go with a nod. 

A few seconds later you’re on your back, Matthew’s cock deep inside you, wrapped in a condom Hanbin had handed him (“The only one cumming inside her is me, sorry bud,” he had said and Matthew had only nodded, too horny to even really care), fucking into you like a madman. Your back was arched and your fingers were wrapped around his biceps that were all nice and hard as he held himself up above you, his hips working at godspeed. 

Watching all of this from your desk chair, Hanbin had discarded the towel on the floor, his hand around his leaking cock, watching his best friend fuck his girlfriend just the way she liked it. His eyes are glued to your face, the way it is contoured in nothing but pleasure - your eyes closed shut and your mouth dropped open, the sounds coming out of it more than just music to his ears. You sound like heaven to him - like something no one could ever compare to. He licks over his lips, stroking his cock a little quicker as he lets his eyes roam over the rest of you; your tits as they bounce up and down, your legs crossed around Matthew’s waist. Everything about you is perfect and he can’t believe he got to finally see your pleasure from this point of view.

“G-gonna cum, fuck, sh-shit,” Matthew feels himself tumbling over the edge, his head dipping down to kiss your neck and lick up to your lips, pulling you into a kiss that takes your already harbored breath away. He moves faster, with less control and finally, when he feels you clench around his cock over and over - hot cum shoots out of his exhausted cock and into the condom, for a split second wishing there wasn’t one. 

He rides out his orgasm, kissing your lips and cheeks and moving down to your neck, your hands in his hair now, enjoying the way he twitches inside of you. When he rolls off your body, he is still trying to catch his breath, even more sweaty than before. With all of the tension and arousal gone, he now starts to feel blood rush to his cheeks, slowly looking over at you only to see you fondly smiling at him.

“Thanks,” you giggle, letting your fingers brush through his wet bangs. He smiles, showing his rows of white teeth.

“Right back at you,” he says, looking at Hanbin then, who has gotten up. He exchanges glances and nods, knowing that this next part is not for his eyes.

“Guess I’ll finally hit the shower then.” Matthew chuckles, getting off the bed and hurrying to the door that he ends up closing this time.

Hanbin is on top of you a second later, his lips devouring yours, hands on your face, cock pressing against the inside of your thigh. You sigh into his mouth, hands on his nape as you kiss him back, butterflies everywhere, your stomach feeling like you’re flying. 

“You did so well, baby, made me so happy, so horny, god, I love you,” he kisses you between every word and you giggle, wrapping your legs around him.

“I love you too, need you, too, please fill me up, Hannie.”

He nods, kissing the corner of your mouth before skillfully turning you around, slipping into your pussy through your legs flat on the mattress. Fuck. You love it when he fucks you like this. His mouth is right by your ear, his cock easily slipping into you, the moan he lets out making your pussy flutter.

“So wet baby, did he fuck you well, hm? Liked his cock in your mouth? Your pussy?” He whispers into your ear, his hips beginning to fuck you into the mattress hard. You cry out, hands gripping the bed sheets.

“Y-Yes! Liked it a lot.”

“Hm, bet you did. Bet you would have loved it if I had fucked you when you had his cock in your mouth, isn’t that right, baby?” His hips are so skilled, know exactly how to move to make you lose your mind, forget all your words. So, all you can do is nod your head yes.

Hanbin chuckles, kissing the back of your neck.

“I am so lucky to have you.” 

His speed triples after this. He ruts into you like it’s his life goal to have you coming undone on his cock, to have his seed spill into you and claim you as his. Your cries of pleasure make him go even harder, the sound of his cock slipping in and out of your wet pussy so lewd it has both of your heads spinning. When you feel your second climax approaching, you clench around him, Hanbin biting into your shoulder as he continues his thrusts. Neither of you will hold out any longer and so, when he gives you permission with a sweet kiss and a “cum for me, princess”, you can’t help yourself. Pleasure runs through every inch of your body, pulsating around Hanbin’s cock and taking him over the edge with you.

“Yeah, baby, that’s it, shit,” Hanbin empties inside you, hot cum filling your spent pussy and you cry out his name over and over again, just as he does yours. All through getting down from his high, he showers your back with kisses, hands caressing your sides. When he slips out of you and helps turn you on your back, you feel his release dripping out too and he is quick to stuff it back in with his slim fingers, your pussy clenching as you whimper in overstimulation.

“Bin!” Your hands both move to his wrist, eyes wide and he grins, the wrinkles under his eyes making you all soft inside. 

“Sorry, baby. Just making sure what’s yours stays in there.” He kisses the top of your nose and you roll your eyes at him, swatting at his shoulder.

“You’ve got a dirty mouth.”

Your boyfriend just laughs, kissing you lovingly, free hand caressing your cheek. 

Someone clearing their throat in the door makes you part again. There stands Matthew, his eyes glued to the both of you with something like uncertainty in his gaze.

“I just- uh, I just wanted to know where, uh, where you kept the towels.”

You can see clearly that he’s been watching you longer than a few seconds. You and Hanbin share a look before you burst out laughing.

“Maybe we should take a shower together. All three of us,” You say, grinning from Hanbin to Matthew. They both are visibly surprised at your proposal, Matthew looking a little unsure when his and Hanbin’s gaze meet. 

“Sounds like a wonderful plan to me, sweetheart. I could definitely use another shower after this.” Hanbin grins happily. And Matthew thinks that maybe he could get used to this. 

[vintagesuga]

☆Nicknames Skz call you

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tags: Ot8 x gn!reader. Fluffy, Pet names, established relationships, cute short little thing

summary: These are nicknames/pet names I think the members would call you. Enjoy!

a.n: This is the first work that I am posting on Tumblr so idk what I'm truly doing here. This is also cross-posted on Ao3 under the same username.

Chan:

I feel like he isn’t too big on using pet names, so he just calls you by your name

However, if he is feeling particularly lovesick, he calls you Sweetheart or Beautiful.

If he wants to tease, he calls you cheesy gross names like Pookie Bear or Apple of my eye

When you're going all ‘Mom mode’ (as the members like to call it) he calls you Boss Lady

You’re saved as ‘Love Bug’ in his phone

Minho:

Calls you Honey, Dear, or My love (and this is why the members think you’re married)

If he wants to tease you, he calls you Sweet Stuff or Honey Bunches

Said something very serious to you and ended it with ‘Suger pie honey bun’ and started cackling like a witch

Sometimes he is an absolute menace if you call him by a cute nickname, will not answer you

People get confused when they see ‘Mother to my children’ in his contacts

Changbin:

Very buff man of him to call you like Doll or Toots.

When he is serious, he loves to call you Sunshine, Buttercup, or Pumpkin, tho

Called you Dumpling once, and you absolutely melted, Hearts for eyes frfr.

Has and will call you Wifey when you go out, finds it hilarious

He has you saved as ‘Queen💅’

Hyunjin:

He calls you short stuff

Unlike Chan, he is being 100% serious when he calls you the Apple of my eye

For real, tho he probably calls you something like Love or Darling, something really romantic.

Jokingly suggested he call you My Treasure or Aphrodite, not expecting you to actually like those names

Saved as ‘My muse’ with a gross amount of emojis

Jisung:

He calls everyone Baby, and that includes you, too.

Probably shortens it to Babe and just interchanges them.

Schnookums or Pookie if he wants to be a little shit.

If he wants something from you, he tries calling you the Love of his life. You see right through him, tho so his trick never works.

Jokingly saved you as ‘Nutter Butter’ in his contacts and found it hilarious, so he just hasn’t changed it.

Felix:

Mans calls you a whole bakery. Cupcake, Pudding, Cutie Patootie, Sugar Pie. The whole 9 yards.

If it is sweet, in his eyes, you are that sweet

I feel like he just switches his pet names for you like every other day, so it is never the same one twice.

He once called you Bubs for about 3 weeks, tho; you absolutely loved it. Favorite nickname.

Has you saved as ‘Muffin🥰’

Seungmin:

Calls you like Cold French Fries or Roach, you know mean things. Catch him dead before he calls you cute nicknames.

Definitely, one to call you Trouble. Especially when you call him by cute nicknames

You know he is being difficult, but names like Chicken Nugget??? Those aren't endearing

When it's just the two of you, he calls you stuff like Hon or Darling

You’re saved as ‘My only one😒’ in his phone.

Jeongin:

I feel like he is also not one for pet names

Calls you Baby, but it's like rarely

If he really wants you to understand how much he loves you tho he calls you Angel or Precious

Called you something like Bestie once, and you didn’t speak to him for hours

Has you saved as ‘Number one cuddler🫶’

©️vintagesuga Do not repost.

[petew21-blog]

Life upgrade

Hi, I am Earl Montgomery. I am 34 year old gay man. I studied history and enhlish literature at Columbia and then I became a teacher. I have been working as a teacher since than and I have to say that being a teacher is one of the most honorable proffesions there are. You get to educate all the young minds and set them on a right path in life. If only they would listen to me during classes. Maybe my life wouldn't be so boring. The job takes all my energy. I never believed that so many teachers get burnt out, but man. Once you see that your job affects only few of those kids and the rest just doesn't care, you contemplate back on your life. What could I have done different? I could have had a happy, adventurous life full of fun and sex. Oh how I miss the sex.

Oh sorry, my bad. You thought the guy wearing sports clothes is me? Oh no no no. This is me actually

That guy is Barry. The gym teacher. He's the same age as me. But his life is much better. He works as a gym teacher, coach and in his free time he is a personal trainer in gym. He gets to coach all the hot bodybuilders and sometimes women, that lust over him a later on sleep with him.

I onced tried to hit on him, thinking he might be bisexual, but ended up being ignored for the rest of the school year. He started talking to me again recently and that's fine. If there is no drama it's all good. Besides. He has his own life full of sport and travelling around the world, fucking everything that moves. And I have my own life. My slightly boring and depresive life.

Who am I kidding? I hate my life. I wish I were Barry. To have his hot body, his libido, his life full of travellling and fucking everyone.

Suddenly it was so bright all around me. I was in a garage. Running. I stopped. Where am I? Why am I running? How did I get here?

I looked around but the place was empty. Then I looked down and saw the grey clothes for sport that Barry has. "This can't be". I walked over to the nearest car and saw Barry. No, I saw my reflection.

"Well well well. Can't ignore me now, huh?" I flexed my biceps over the shirt. So freaking hot. He is so buff. Must be amazing to be so strong and have strong muscles like this. His skin is so tense and beautiful. I gotta go somewhere more private to look what he's hiding under this. Don't know how this freaky friday will last.

Vibration in my pocket. Some girls want to have a private class with me in the gym. But the emojis don't seem like they want to take the training very seriously. Might be fun.

"Flex for the camera. Perfect!"

"Omg Barry, you're really hot. How did you get so big?"

"You think this is big... you haven't seen all of me yet. Haha" Where the hell was this coming from? Why did I say that?

"Really? We were actually thinking you coul help us stretch some time and show us how to do this to not hurt ourselves."

"I can stretch you both now in the showers, babes" Whyyy am I saying this. I'm not straight for fucks sake. Oh no. I'm not, but Barry is. I need to get back. I can't be straight.

1 hour later

"Thanks Barry. What a great personal class. Haha. Same time next week?" the taller oned asked while walking away from the gym

"You bet!" the sex was really good I have to admit that. But only this body craves it. Not me. I am gay, I don't want to watch pussy all day.

Phone vibrated again

Holy shit, A message from my number:"Hey, I don't know what you did to me, but I just jerked off for the third time thinking about my own body and I can't keep doing this... I want to swa... SUUCK your dick"

Oh maan, he has the same problem as I do. His body responds to what the person craved before, bout our minds didn't change our sexual orientation it seems.

"Came to your body's place in 30 minutes. Bring lube. Don't be late" I texted. I love this confidence the body is so full off.

And I bet I am gonna love the fact that my old body is gonna suck my dick very soon.

Haha. Gotta thank the istock photos for the inspiration

Story from inbox: Would you be able to do a story where a nerdy teacher swaps bodies with the hunky football coach. Maybe even cucking him?

[broshot]

more gojo smut by me because I see way too much top gojo these days (he's definitely not a top) also read "gojo cries when he's inside of you" because he also cries in this!! (silly gojo) ((I love him)) english isn't my first language so sorry for bad english

nsfw under the cut

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"please," gojo whimpers, bucking his hips upwards to cause some friction but you move your hand away. he's sitting on your bed, back against the headboard.

he's been waiting for too long now. it's embarrassing, really, the way his dick is rock hard and oozing pre-cum just from you undressing him.

"please what?" you ask him, smiling lovingly. he's beautiful, you think. his beautiful white hair, gorgeous blue hair, those soft, kissable lips, his neck, chest, waist...

he interrupts your thoughts with a soft whine. "please touch me."

"do you think you deserve it?" you question and he nods impatiently.

you can't resist him when he's so needy, so you finally give him what he needs, though you give him just a little bit of pleasure. you softly flick the tip with your finger, earning a breathy whimper from him.

"more," gojo demands.

"yeah?" you say as you wrap your hand around his dick and give it a few pumps.

"that's... not enough. I need to be inside you," he says.

"eager, are we?" you say with a teasing smile. however, you can't bring yourself to tease him when he's this needy.

you get on his lap, putting one leg on each side of him and you're already sinking down on his dick. you tilt your head back and close your eyes at the feeling. he's always stretching you out with how big he is.

he whimpers and grabs your hips. he's needy, really needy.

you open your eyes and move your head to look at him. he's already looking at you. his eyes are shiny and you can already see the many tears on his face; as usual, he cries when he's inside of you.

"oh, satoru," you say and wipe the tears off his cheeks.

"you feel s'good" he cries and softly thrusts his hips upwards, earning a moan from you. you place your hands on his chest and raise your hips in return, moving almost fully off of his dick.

but before he can react, you slam yourself back down. he whines, unable to form sentences with how good you're making him feel.

but you're going so slow, painfully slow. he can't take it. he needs you to go faster but he knows you won't do it if he tells you to

so he grabs your waist tighter and changes your positions smoothly (like the strong buff man he is). now you're laying beneath him as he towers over you. he's still deep inside of you.

the change of positions doesn't change the way he acts. he's still whiny and needy, but now he gets to choose the speed. if you let him.

"can I move, sweetheart?" he asks with soft pants leaving his mouth. you're surprised to say at least but you nod. "please do."

and he does. he slides out with just his tip in before he slams in again, fastening his speed every second. he's awfully good at this, you think.

"I'm.. close already," he breathes out. the look on his face is beautiful despite all the tears and redness. he's looking at you oh so lovingly as he pounds in and out of you with his insane speed.

and soon enough, he can't take it anymore; he whimpers loudly as his orgasm takes over.

he keeps thrusting after his own orgasm, whining at how sensitive he is. his "hard work" pays off and he helps you finish in a few minutes, too.

he pulls out and lays down on top of you, panting heavily.

"amazing. you did so amazing," he says and raises his head to give you a quick peck on the lips and you smile.

"you did amazing too, babe."

"lets get cleaned up, yeah? I think I could run a bath for us if you'd like. I really want to take a bath right now," gojo starts blabbering as he gets up and picks you up. he carries you to the bathroom to prepare a bath for the both of you.

you watch him as he moves around the bathroom. with the way he acts everywhere else you could never guess what he's like in the bedroom, you think. he's strong and scary at times (to you he's just the loveliest man there is) but as soon as you guys reach the bedroom, the roles are reversed. it's ironic, really.

but you wouldn't have it any other way.

"I love you, satoru." you suddenly say. he raises his head to look at you and smiles. "I love you too, (name). my pretty partner."

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WHAT IS THIS BYEEE (sorry guys this was soooo rushed I didn't feel like rewriting this)

masterlist is pinned to my profile! idk if it works tho wtf :(

[hanjisungslag]

attack on titan headcanons #6

## - random things you say say to each other

genre - crack (?)

pairing - aot x reader

word count - 0.1k

warning - none!!

notes - hai hai ( ^ω^ )

- EREN JAEGER

minus talking about being free and killing all titans, he 100% talks about all the imaginary fights he’d have with the higher ups.

“i think i could beat levi up y’know”

“eren be so for real right now. i know he’s small but goddamn..”

“NO BUT, IF I PUT IN ENOUGH EFFORT LIKE—”

“eren.. SHUT UP RIGHT NOW STOTPTPP”

you slapped your hands over his big mouth because levi was literally walking right past you guys.

- MIKASA ACKERMAN

“i think i could kill a titan with a spoon”

“oh. i-i believe in you babe!”

- ARMIN ARLERT

you always make shit weird.

“i wonder what the ocean will feel like between your toes”

“i mean like i can recreate the feeling….”

“y/n. PLEASE STOP”

- JEAN KIRSTEIN

he also talks about beating people up, thinks he’s so cool (humble him). he does talk about omelettes, working with the royals and you a lot though.

“nah, y’know that fight with eren? i was just tired honestly likeee…”

“jean.”

“I WAS THOUGH, I TRAINED HARD OKAY”

“I COULD TAKE HIM IF I WANTED TO”

“shhh… eat your omelette.”

- SASHA BRAUS

talks about really weird food combinations.

“what if i dipped some fruit in some meat juice and had bread with it”

“… actually.”

“what?”

“i’m down to try that one!”

so, you both ran off and tried some 😄

- CONNIE SPRINGER

talks utter shit

“if the beast titan was a lot smaller, he’d be a pretty cool pet.”

“you mean.. like a monkey?”

“YEAH A MONKEY, OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO SMART!”

“…”

- REINER BRAUN

talks about how big and strong he is. picks you up at any given chance.

“so, y/n…”

“REINER, IF YOU ASK ME FOR ANOTHER PIGGYBACK RIDE ISTG”

“PLEASE IM JUST SO BIG AND STRONG, PLEASEEEE”

- ANNIE LEONHART

she walks around like she’s a 6’6 buff man.

“annie babe, you look like you’re walking with something up your ass.”

“i’m just asserting dominance around here”

- BERTOLT HOOVER

all of his stories relate to another (in some way, he says at least) so he just rambles and rambles.

“.. and then you’re really short which reminds me about stems and y’know what reminds me of stems, some long, some short? grapes. and i hate grapes—”

“HOW DID WE END UP HERE”

- ERWIN SMITH

says hubba hubba. unironically.

“lets see the outfit for date night, babe”

“okay, here i come” you stroll out the bedroom in a beautiful long, silk dress that hugged every one of your curves perfectly.

“hubba hubba..”

“haha..thanks.” you said trying not to rip your own hair out due to the cringe that you felt.

- LEVI ACKERMAN

just a lot of shit talk. like literal shit talk.

“how long does it take to get ready? i could’ve had at least 3 shits by now.”

“actually, at this rate, maybe even four.”

you finally walk out, ready for your day of shopping.

“how do you actually calculate that?”

“you don’t wanna know.” he said coldly.

- HANGE ZOË

definitely need to be diagnosed with something.

“how dare titans be killers! imagine if they just didn’t eat us, and were nice - we could keep them as pets!”

“well yeah..”

[tired-teacher-blog]

Title : Say the magic words

Characters : Midoriya/ Fem reader

Genre : NSFW/ 18+/ Fluff/ Oral sex (fem receiving)/ mirror sex/ Izuku is both gentle and forceful and you get to experience that in one session.

Summary : You've always wondered if your boyfriend had a hidden side that you didn't know of. The answer to that question came sooner than you thought, and in the most unexpected way.

Notes : This goes out to my lovely @delirious-donna whome I kept waiting for so long (probably a month 🥲) I'm so sorry babe and I hope you enjoy my input. I used the prompts you requested so please enjoy 😘

Please do not read if you're a minor

Masterlist|Second Masterlist

His eyes.. his beautiful emerald eyes, they emanate such a powerful determination that drives him straight to victory each and every time he's fighting for justice. Those alluring orbs were what captured you first.

And even after being together for many months, you still cannot fully believe that yes! He is yours, just as you are his. Honestly though, how can anyone accept that Izuku Midoriya, the number one hero has settled for a commoner such as yourself?

_ "You can do it sweetie." you mumbled as you leaned in closer to the TV set, watching him answer the interviewer's questions.

It's endearing how unchanged he is, even after years of being on top of the list, even after defeating countless villains and breaking down numerous organizations, he's still the same cute and awkward sweetheart who's easily flustered by a standard interview.

_ "Mr Midoriya, it's always an honor to have you with us, especially when there is no news on the professional front to share, it leaves more room for personal questions." the lady smiled sweetly and you nodded agreeing with her.

_ "Ah, yes.. it's my pleasure to answer any questions you may have." he laughed nervously scratching the back of his head.

What you wanted at that moment was to have him between your arms. Seeing your big buff man all anxious and timid was a sight to behold.

Your giggles filled the room as you continued watching your boyfriend on TV.

It was fascinating to see him answering everything truthfully despite his obvious embarrassment.. especially the parts about you.

_ "Now that we're reaching the end of our segment, I believe everyone here is anxious to know a little more about your relationship with Miss y/n, are you still going strong?"

_ "Yes, we're doing so well, and I honestly have never been happier than I am right now." the twinkle in his eye penetrated your fluttering heart, and you mindlessly placed your palm over the palpitating muscle as your cheeks heated up with a beautiful blush.

He loves talking about you to the point of bragging, but can you blame him? He is simply proud of what you have accomplished in life despite all the difficulties you have faced, and that's something you both share since you too are exceedingly elated witnessing what he's grown up to be.

With a big smile adorning your lips, you picked up the remote, switching off the TV as your boyfriend's interview came to an end before waltzing to the kitchen and starting dinner.

He had told you earlier in the day that he would come over right after work and you were nearly jumping for joy, too excited to control yourself.

Not too long after, a gentle knock on your front door reached your ears and you squealed running towards it with a knowing sparkle in your eyes.

_ "Izuku! I missed you sweetie!" you jumped in his arms, kissing his cheeks repeatedly and giggling at the soft blush that had proven time and time again how easy its manifestation was.

_ "Me too.. I missed you too beautiful." he managed between bashful chuckles.

You dragged him in, barely giving him a chance to kick off his shoes.

_ "So, have you seen it?" he wasn't even looking at you as he spoke. Instead, his attention was poured into the plate in front of him, as his fingers played with the fork while his free hand grabbed the towel hanging from his neck, and dabbed the mixture of sweat and water dripping from his still damp hair.

You looked up, beaming as you chewed on your food and almost choking while hurriedly swallowing it so you could answer his question.

_ "Yes I have! And you were so cool!" you stopped fleetingly as a wave of embarrassment suddenly hit you, ".. Izuku, me too.. I mean, I also have never been happier than I am with you." you murmured referring to his earlier talk about you.

He reached out a hand from across the table and held yours gently, running his thumb along your skin.

_ "And that's all that matters to me beautiful." he flashed you a blinding smile before resuming his meal, keeping his hand in yours the whole time.

You were uncharacteristically demure afterwards, hardly spoke or looked at his face when you actually addressed him.

Truthfully, you have been ready to admit your love for a while.. Everytime he kisses you passionately taking your breath away, everytime he hugs you tightly when you're mad and refuses to let go until you start laughing, everytime he slowly slides into your heat while caressing your cheeks and whispering softly against your lips "I'll be gentle I promise, I will not move until you're ready." and he's a man of his word.

But everytime you open your mouth to say it, nothing comes out as you weren't sure how he would react. All signs point to him having the same feelings as you, but when will either of you actually have the guts to finally put it in words?

_ "Are you alright sweetheart?" he tilted his head to the side as he tried to get a clearer glimpse of you.

_ "Of course." you responded curtly, though you made sure to offer him a gentle smile as he handed you the last clean plate to dry and place in the rack, "will you spend the night with me? You barely ever do that and usually stay until the wee hours but leave eventually." you turned around to face him as you took his big protective hands in yours and played with his fingers.

_ "How can I say no to that?" the gentle drag of your body against his chest, brought heavenly shivers down your spine.

You nuzzled his chest, breathing in your fabric conditioner on his freshly washed clothes that he keeps in your apartment for when he visits.

You loved the familiar smell on him, for some reason it made you feel closer.

You lifted your head up to be welcomed with two beautiful emeralds, and couldn't help but crane your neck and pull him down by his shirt until your lips were touching.

You felt him smiling against you as he wrapped his muscular arms around your waist.

His kisses are always soft and slow, hungry and passionate, all of it at the same time, and you're left longing for more.

You ran your tongue between his lips and he playfully nibbled on it.

_ "Izuku.. please, I want you.. now." you breathed out as your hold on his shirt tightened.

_ "Anything for my princess." he lifted you up with ease and marched to your bedroom, stumbling a few times on the way as his lips never left yours.

He placed you gently on the bed before joining you, and whimpered when he broke the kiss.

_ "I got you beautiful, just be patient for me okay?"

You nodded obediently and bit down on your lip in anticipation as he settled himself between your legs and caressed your sides delicately before leaning in again to reconnect your lips.

You ran your fingers through his fluffy locks and pulled softly when his warm hands wondered beneath your shirt.

You wanted to take those annoying articles off of your bodies already so you could feel his bare skin against yours.

_ "Izuku, take it off, please." were you talking about your shirt or his? He couldn't tell, and neither could you as the mixture of his soft lips and tender touch rendered you lightheaded.

He was as impatient as you were though, and hearing your pleading whines was all he needed to comply. He sat up momentarily to remove his own shirt before helping you remove yours.

You reached out a hand to caress his godly muscles, multiple scars -that you loved- adorned his otherwise soft skin, and more often than not your lips had found their way to them. He chuckled sweetly before moving closer until his lips were mere centimeters away from your boobs.

_ "Beautiful." he trailed butterfly kisses along your mounds and you arched your back when his slick tongue twirled around your perky nipples.

Your hands found his hair again, twisting and pulling ech time his teeth grazed your teats.

He was driving you mad, and you craved more of him so you rolled your hips against his own and gasped as you were met with his awakening cock.

His hands traveled down to work on his sweatpants and you did the same to your panties, leaving yourself completely naked and anticipating.

You wanted to help him get rid of his own underwear, to touch his cock, to feel it growing and twitching in your hand but your boyfriend had other plans in mind.

He laid your legs over his broad shoulders and grazed the sensitive flesh of your inner thighs, before replacing his fingertips with warm wet lips that covered every inch of soft skin. He relished the little quivers of pleasure and soft moans of his name as he slowly approached your fluttering pussy.

_ "Izuku.. yes keep going.." you uttered between short breaths and grasped the bedsheets underneath your writhing body when he pecked your vulva and licked your glistening clit.

He loves giving you pleasure, loves your shaky whimpers and pleading eyes, and he especially loves the way you hold on to him when he makes you cum around his dick.

He lapped at your clit like a hungry dog, groaning against you each time his name fell out of your mouth.

One of his hands freed his raging hard shaft from its caging boxers, and you were dazed watching him devour your pussy while lazily fucking his own loose fist.

His tongue prodded your opening elucidating a satisfied cry that traveled straight to his cock.

He thrusted deep and slow into your heat, filling you up nicely and readying you for what's to come, though nothing would ever be enough to prepare you for that big veiny dick he carries with pride.

The thought of him slowly and gently splitting you open the way he was about to do in a short stretch of time, drove you close to your orgasm. You shakily laced your fingers through his hair and pulled him impossibly close to you, yearning for a sweet release that only he can provide.

His free hand joined his mouth in a mission he was determined to triumph.

_ "Izuku! I'm close, I can't hold on any longer!" you wailed, curving your back off of the mattress.

His fingers fondled your raging clit while his tongue carried on abusing your clenching walls, until you started convulsing beneath him.

His tongue fucked you throughout your orgasm, and only when you fell limp did he release you from his grasp.

_ "Are you alright beautiful? Was it too much for you?" he was still rock hard, but as usual, ignored his needs for your sake. It was sweet, he was sweet.

_ "I'm okay Izuku.. it was perfect.." you breathed out, pulling him flush against you.

You felt giddy, your tender skin craving his touch and he knew it, tracing your sides and peppering your neck with kisses, as you giggled tiredly when his soft hair tickled your flesh.

_ " You're still hard Izuku." you mumbled suggestively, nuzzling his sweaty temple.

Frankly, you wanted more, you wanted to feel him inside you, you wanted him to lose his mind and call your name when he smears his semen all over your body.

_ "That's fine sweetheart, I'll wait until you're ready for me," you felt the curve of his smile against your pulse before he abruptly lifted his head up, "that is if you want to do it of course! no pressure at all! it's totally fine if you want to stop here I swear." he truly is the sweetest.

You giggled cradling his cheeks and kissing his lips, "of course I want to, more than you know."

He kissed you again, deeply, his warm soft lips moving slowly in rhyme with yours, his eyes half lidded in arousal, admiring the way yours fluttered behind your lids.

_ "Izuku.. I'm ready.. please.. put it in now." you whispered between his persistent kisses.

He caressed your slightly sore legs and massaged your thighs before fondling your sensitive clit with his equally sensitive head.

You whimpered breaking the kiss and he immediately started apologizing, "I'm so sorry baby, do you need more time?"

_ "No, I'm ready Izuku, I don't want to wait any longer." and your approval was all he needed before sitting up and moving in slowly, careful not to overstimulate you as he watched your expressions for any signs of discomfort.

It's endearing the way he's always putting your needs first. But to be honest, sometimes you wish he wouldn't, sometimes you wish he would act a bit selfishly, to chase his own release first, to be rougher with you.. and you know he would if he really wanted to, he can be ruthless and you've seen it countless times unleashed on his enemies.

You bit the inside of your cheek as he was finally sheathed to the hilt into your cunt. You looked up to find him gazing down at you before he finally started moving.

Every slow motion of his hips against yours brought the sexiest moans out of you.

_ "Yes.. more.. don't stop Izuku.." and you didn't even care how desperate you sounded. You squeezed the large hands he placed on your waist to keep you fastened securely in place, and he leaned in to kiss you again. You dug your nails in his skin as he rolled his hips deeper within you, licking your cervix with each skilful thrust.

Clear sweat beads fell from his neck and chest to blend with yours, giving you an alluring sheen.

He nibbled on your lip and dived even deeper within you before coming to a complete halt.

You whined demanding an explanation and he chuckled before lifting his head up.

_ "I'm sorry honey, you feel so good around me, and you're so beautiful that I don't think I can last any longer, but I don't want it to end yet," he looked adorable as he awkwardly explained everything, "is it uncomfortable? do you want me to pull out?" his shy smile was overcame with a worried pout, and you couldn't help the giggles escaping you.

_ "You're so cute Izuku, I love you." you said it, you never meant to, but you did.

Your breath got caught in your throat as you blinked a few times, should you play it off as a joke? Would it work?

_ "What did you just say?" his tone was unfamiliar, intimidating, and you wanted to take it all back.

_ "Nothing, never mind, it was a joke." you tried to sound nonchalant but he saw right through you.

_ "I'll be the judge of that, now say it again."

What was that? His eyes were piercing, his innocent smile turned into an amused smirk all of a sudden, and he unmistakably didn't miss those shivers running down your spine.

_ "I said," you took a deep breath, "I love you."

You could swear you felt his cock twitching inside of you, but he gave you no chance to confirm as he hooked his arms under your back and lifted you up before getting out of the bed.

_ "Izuku! what are you doing?! wait don't move! you're going too deep!" your nails left red streaks on his shoulders as you desperately clung to him, but he said nothing and swayed his way to the full length mirror standing beside your wardrobe.

_ "What do have in mind?" it was a question you could only imagine the answer to.

_ "I will fuck you in front of the mirror and you will tell me over and over again how much you love me." how could he utter such words with a straight face? You were shocked, but loved it.

He pulled out of your cunt with a hiss and you immediately started missing his cock.

_ "On your knees babe." you did as asked, facing the mirror as soon as he put you down.

You looked at your reflection and almost whimpered at the sight you were met with.. flushed cheeks, teary eyes, messy hair, sweaty skin.. and your boyfriend licking his lips as he dropped to his knees and positioned himself behind you.

_ "Are you ready for more?" he smacked your butt cheek teasingly and rubbed the smooth head of his cock against your folds before pushing back in with a loud groan, "don't close your eyes, I want you to take it all in." he ordered and you obeyed.

His thrusts resumed but were faster and rougher and you knew that you wouldn't last much longer at this rate.

_ "Say it." his grips on your waist were bruising as he fucked you into oblivion.

_ "I.. love.. I love.. y.."

_ "Louder." he smacked you again.

_ "Izuku! Please, I love you!" your vision started to blur, and your sniffles followed suit. You were overwhelmed with everything.. this new side of him that you wished to see for so long, your confession, being fucked without given the chance to know if he felt the same about you, "Izuku, I'm close!"

_ "Say it again.. fuck!" he was nearing his orgasmic ending as well.

_ "I love you.. a-ah.. I really.." you couldn't carry on, and immediately gave in to the sobs that followed your climax.

He kept ramming you as your pussy fluttered around him, and right before losing your balance, he wrapped an arm around your belly lifting you up against his broad chest.

_ "I love you too y/n.. fuck.. ever since I met you.. ugh.." his sweet smile returned at last and you could see its reflection in the mirror through your tears, "baby I'm gonna cum.. shit.." he growled kissing your neck and thrusting a bit more into your overstimulated cunt before pulling out and releasing on your shaky thighs.

_ "Are you okay honey? I'm sorry I went overboard." he wasted no time checking on you as he observed your expressions in the mirror.

Your tears kept flowing and he reached a hand to wipe them away as a bright smile found its way to your lips, "I've never been better."

You both stayed quiet for a moment, looking to stabilize your breathing as you tilted your head back against his shoulder and enjoyed the way his little puffs of air fanned over your neck.

Your body ached but you were happy, and satisfied, "what took you so long to say it?" you breathed out, struggling to keep your eyes open.

_ "I was afraid," he stood up and carefully carried you to bed, "I wasn't sure how you'd react, but hearing you say it was a big relief," he placed you gently before joining you, "I thought I was dreaming and I just let loose.. I'm sorry," he was on top of you, nuzzling your neck as he carried on, "I don't know what came over me," you listened to his confession carefully as your fingers played with his hair.

_ "Don't apologize sweetie, I liked it, if I knew that admitting my feelings would bring out that side of you, then I would have done it sooner." you giggled softly and placed small kisses on top of his head, but that seemed to fluster him further, "Izuku, I love you, I can finally say it clearly and confidently."

He lifted his head up and gazed into your eyes, "and I love you more than words can say, I still can't believe you're mine."

He kissed you tenderly and you were lost in the sensation, but something was still bugging you and you had to voice it.

_ "We still need to take a shower and clean up this mess." although what you truly wanted was to stay in his arms, but that can come later when you're both clean and comfortable.

_ "I'll take care of it all princess, don't worry about a thing."

So this is how happiness truly feels? You were unaware until your paths finally crossed.

[anieswrld]

fall hcs with abby !

our big buff girl loves autumn idc, this is modern! au, some reference to smut but no actual smut, ellie one is next dw!

pumpkin patches !!! she loves dragging you to every single one in town and picking the most perfect pumpkin to go on the porch of your shared home “abs we’ve been here for hours can we just pick one and go?” you ask the blonde, slight annoyance in your tone. “we need the perfect one babe c’mon i’ll carry you on my back the rest of the time, how’s that for a compromise?”

she loves baking i like to think she’d build/restore the house of your dreams which includes a gorgeous victorian kitchen with certain modern twists, she loves filling the house with fall bakery items. you’re her go to taste tester for sure. “babe taste this, it’s pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookies” she smiles, holding the batter covered spoon. you get a taste and nearly roll your eyes from how good it tastes “holy shit babe, it’s fucking delicious”

we already talked about abby’s love for pumpkins but your love is for family owned apple orchards that have a shop full of everything apple. apple cider, apple pie, apple anything and you’re running. abby also loves drinking warm apple cider while you walk through the orchard with your basket, picking up all the perfect apples. and of course she pays, duh. “abs let me pay for once, hm?” she chuckles handing the cashier some cash, “are you kidding i’ll use a few of these honey crisps for pies and fritters, it’s on me”

abby’s style in the fall is some brown or maroon doc martens with a black t-shirt, baggy jeans (cuffed of course) and a flannel she mostly wears her standard braid (or two) or throws it in a low messy bun, she owns a coffee shop/bakery (she’s your towns luke danes fr) and goes in at 3 am to bake the days stock of baked goodies.

for my imagination i like to think you have a more high demand job like a nurse or teacher or anything you’d like really, so before shifts you’ll stop in and order something which abby saved specially for you before sending you off with a kiss

i like to think abby and you settle down in a small town (much like stars hallow from gilmore girls) and halloween is a big hit with all the kids loving the decorations you and abby put up and all the candy the kids could ask for, later that night while laying in bed with abby she talks about wanting kids to take trick or treating

more on the kids thing bc mom! abby (i’ll do those hcs next) makes me swoon, you’d go the ivf route, you carrying and abby miraculously planned it so the baby would be born in late september-early october. she’d dress your baby up in little flannels and overalls and she loves being able to do it with you and celebrate the kids birthday during her favorite season

but if you didn’t want kids she wouldn’t mind one bit celebrating fall is something she started doing more with you and wouldn’t care if it stayed that way or not

abby loves loves loves going on hikes so she can see the beauty in the leaves and she takes so many pictures of you, she also rakes the leaves into piles so you two can jump in them

getting a little nsfw !! abby loves lighting pumpkin spice candles and making a little bed on the living room floor with a fuck ton of blankets and having the fire place lit. mugs of hot chocolate she made from scratch, the whole nine yards. and it wasn’t supposed to be a sex thing only but you two couldn’t resist the perfect moment and her hands gently tracing your body, lips roaming, it was a perfect perfect night.

thanks for reading! reblogs are appreciated, my asks are open please feel free to send requests or even say hi!

[toxiccluvvv]

Not for sale (2);

Pairing: Obanai, Sanemi, and Giyuu x reader

Word count: 1k words

Content warning: Degrading and suggestive language

Readers sex: Female

Masterlist

This is a request for @mrsgtomioka!

Giyuu-

Giyuu watched you from the front with his usual stoic gaze, he was truly impressed with you, the hashira just never shows his true emotions in public.

He gazes around the crowd noticing that you have the crowd wrapped around your finger, you aren’t stripping, yet men are visibly undressing you with their eyes… this disturbs Giyuu to the max.

When you finished you bow before waving goodbye to the crowd, blowing kisses on your way out. Though you loved this business, it can be draining. You don’t know what you’d do if you didn’t have Giyuu as your anchor.

When you reached the back, Giyuu was waiting with a small grin on his face holding his coat out for you. “Let’s go Angel, I know you’re tired..” you smiled, gladly accepting the man’s large jacket.

You wrapped it around your body, embracing his smell. “You did amazing up there babe.” He complimented, lacing his hand with yours as the two of you began to walk outside.

You blushed looking down at your hands, “thanks bub..” you whispered walking closer to the man feeling the cold night air hit your bare legs. You were beginning to regret wearing these shorts.

Giyuu wrapped and arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him, he hated to see you shiver. He began to walk you toward the car, when someone came infront of the two of you. “That was a nice show.. do you offer them in private?” The man asked trying to sound seductive.

You scoffed blowing the man off, “does it look like I’m for sale?” You asked as you tried to pull Giyuu past the man. The man tried to grab you, when Giyuu grabbed his hand with extreme force. “Fuck you think your doing?” He asked lowly, before swinging his arm to his neck with extreme force.

The man fell to the ground unconscious. You looked surprised, but grateful. “Thanks bub..” you whispered stepping closer to the man.

His grip around you tighten as he made his way to the car, he opened the door for you, making sure your feet were in before he closed the door. He stepped in the drivers seat, starting the car. He placed his hand on your thigh rubbing small circles.

“I’ll make sure that never happens to you again beautiful, I promise.”

Sanemi-

You look over at Sanemi with a bright smile, before returning to your final act. The man isn’t afraid to admit you have his heart, the small gestures you do makes the man feel special.

He smirked as he leaned against the wall, watching you twist and turn on the stage gracefully. You finished with a bow and a wave smiling at the crowd as you walked off the stage. Sanemi greeted you with a big hug, you giggled in the mans scarred chest as you learned your head up for a kiss.

He chuckled before leaning down to place his soft lips on yours, you grabbed his shirt pulling him closer, he laughed in the kiss pulling away. You whined at the action, which only caused the man to be even more amused.

“Let’s wait till we get home dear.” He spoke lowly, causing you to feel a tingle in your stomach. “Okay baby..” you spoke completely starstruck over the man infront of you, you honestly don’t know how you lucked out.

The man wrapped his arm around your shoulder as the two of you walked down the corridor, a man popped out from the door, he looked like he wasn’t from around here.

“Hello! I loved how you danced up there! Could I pay you for something a little.. extra..” he asked looking down at you with a smirk on his face, completely ignoring the buff man beside you.

Sanemi chuckled before pushing you behind him slightly, “does she look like she wants to go home with a creep like you? She’s mine, fuck off.” He spoke sternly feeling his blood boil.

“I don’t think I will.” He spoke trying to advance closer to you. Sanemi kicked the man in the ankle causing him to to fall infront of the man, “I think you’re going to apologize for the inconvenience you fuck.” He spat looking down at the man.

The man cried holding his ankle, “I’m sorry! Fuck I’m sorry!” The man cried from the ground looking up at the two of you.

You giggled used to his hotheaded acts, this time you found it sweet. You felt like you were his princess, that he’d do anything for you, the true is he would.

“Let’s get you home sexy, don’t think I forgot about our plans!”

Obani-

Obanai was a very protective boyfriend, so when you had to go perform, he was right by your side. The thought of any man touching you in any way made the man’s blood boil.

He smiled behind the bandage the mask he wore, watching you do what you loved. He could feel your passion, it made him extremely proud of you.

You were answering questions when a man suddenly ran on the stage, attempting to do god knows what, Obanai reacted in no time.

He jumped on the running man, landing on his back swiftly. “And what do you think your doing?” The man growled grabbing the man by his ankle dragging him off stage.

He picked the man up, carrying him outside. He threw him to the ground, kicking him swiftly a couple times. “Don’t you EVER try some dumb shit like that again, do you understand?” He growled standing above the man.

The man stared into your boyfriends multicolored eyes, shaken to his core. “I understand..” he whimpered before dragging himself away.

Obanai had to remain outside for a moment to compose himself, you ran out the back door, frantically looking for the man. “Obanai! Are you okay!?” You asked checking the man out, trying to make sure he wasn’t bruised in any way.

“I’m fine dear, let’s get you home, you did amazing today!”

[lewis-winters]

sorry, u can ignore this if u like but i been wanting to ask this queztion for days: who would the bob bous romance in bauldurs gate 3 do u think?

anon, I want you to know I fucking screamed when I saw this in my inbox like no fucking joke thank you for this overlap in my recent obsessions idk how to explain the absolute JOY this gave me the moment I saw it

first of all. i don't know if david webster would hate gale or if he would like gale. gale "of waterdeep" dekarios is just david webster but with magical powers and a very toxic ex girlfriend. do you understand me? do you get it? do you see the vision? either he hates him because like repels like, or he loves him because he sees something familiar in him and web's a little self-absorbed that way. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND--

second, let's get this out of the way. speirs WOULD play dark urge. he would play dark urge and enjoy killing people. that has nothing to do with who he romances. i just need you to know that i think he would enjoy being the faerun's anti-christ and bhaal-daddy's favorite little boy. speirs would ALSO go for gale, mostly because he'd be VERY intrigued by gale's ambition as well as endeared by how gentle he is as a character. he's like... that's my slightly fucked up little guy!

third-- you just want to know who'll go for astarion, would you? you just wanna know, don'tcha? well i have an answer for you-- the answer is lip, malarkey, chuck, web, and dick! the ones who give you very strong omg i can fix him vibes. dick would be very upset if he accidentally ascends astarion though, are you fucking kidding me? he'd be SO upset.

bill guarnere and alton more would go for him, too, because they're chaotic. they'll do their damnedest to ascend astarion. and also because they're horny and astarion is unfortunately their beautiful princess with a disorder.

LEWIS NIXON WOULD HATE ASTARION DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??? HE WOULD SEE HIM AS A MIRROR THAT REFLECTS ALL HIS WORST TRAITS BACK AT HIM DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU GET IT? lewis nixon WOULD however? go for wyll or gale, because they're both gentlemen, and lewis likes gentlemen. or he'd go for halsin, because if lewis nixon is anything, he is RIDDLED with daddy issues. though if he went for halsin he'd prolly break up with him in the end.

babe heffron would also go for wyll or halsin if he's playing a tav that's a bit closer to who he is irl. he might also go for karlach, because i feel like babe's type in men is the exact opposite of his type in women? like, he'd want a tall and buff lady who could break him in half but be real sweet about it, ya know? he might also go for shadowheart but fumble it so so so badly. he'd misclick and accidentally tell her he wants to break up.

eugene roe would find karlach and wyll very endearing and would go for one of them for sure. he'd view it as a win when they all end the game together in avernus. eugene roe can have a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time. as a treat.

i headcanon that harry likes mean girls (my iteration of kitty grogan is very much a mean girl) and because he likes mean girls, lae'zel and shadowheart are DEFINITELY up his alley. if he's doing an evil run, minthara, too. he'd also be very upset that he can't romance jaheira.

halsin or karlach for johnny martin. because he likes them big. he likes them chunky.

joe liebgott........ HAHAHAHA ok. he'd be so messy at this game he'd be trying to fuck everyone. he would ALSO go for astarion, but only in the beginning. i think he'd rather shadowheart, tbh, but I also think he'd go for karlach. he'd have a soft spot for lae'zel though. recognition through video game characters, i guess.

that's all I've got now though HAAHAHAHAH

[horseflavor]

One of my favorite hobbies is looking at the MLP wiki for cool background pony designs. There are SO many beautiful designs hidden in the background, especially in later seasons. So I just snatch those hoes, tweak them, and make them my own lmao (you'll know if an oc of mine is originally a bg pony I like showing the process and giving credit) Let's talk about these gays! --- 1. Nurse Fahrenheit (left) is a young nurse and scrambling to get a hold of his career at the bottom of the food chain. Frankly, his job sucks at this point in time. He is overworked and almost always stressed. His goal is to climb the ranks and education and eventually become a nurse practitioner so he takes it like a champ. There is a fella that always has his fancy. During his off time, Fahrenheit volunteers at college sporting events and helps the athletes with their minor upkeep as needed. CW // Needles mention There is one athlete, a trans stallion named Rainbow Swoop, who is an absolute wuss when it comes to his HRT shot. After trying a few different methods, it was decided the weekly shot would be medically best and he would just need to be poked by someone else to stand it. One day, Nurse Fahrenheit was tasked with this job and had such a soft touch, he was the only one to have never hurt or spooked Swoop while it happened. Swoop decided that Fahrenheit will be his personal assistant for this one task for the rest of time and has the money to pay for it End of CW/// Fahrenheit, shocked, accepted the job, and the relationship quickly turned from professional to friendship. Nurse Fahrenheit is always looking out for Rainbow Swoop and making sure his health is in check. Poor fella has a HUGE crush on his bestie but they're both too busy to really talk about it. --- 2. On the left, we have Tight End (name courtesy of Reddit). I assume this is somehow American football related but I know nothing of football so I find this insanely funny. I have the humor of a four year old. I would not have noticed this pony otherwise. I thought about something, though, past elementary sex jokes. There is very little representation of masc, big/buff bottoms. This is a sfw account so I'm not going to talk about sex much publicly but one thing led to another and now we're here. He is a total babe for his boyfriend, Vellum Codex (right). Vellum was a sad little nerd as a youth that became insanely hot as an adult. He's a career comic artist. From the outside, it would seem that Tight and Vell would have nothing in common, but they have a strong bond over being completely misunderstood and stereotyped by their peers. They were high school sweethearts but kept it a secret. The football (buckball?) team captain couldn't admit to dating some comic obsessed NERD. Poor Tighty had to deal with a lot of unlearning shit as a youth. He couldn't let go of his mans though so they went to the same college. Now, Tight End is a professional football player and his hubby is a professional comic artist. --- Support me and see more exclusive art on my Patreon Original Designs © @hasbro Art & Concepts © HorseCrimes

[foxyfrolic]

Getting thrown by a big buff beautiful wolf babe??

Sign them the fuck up.

[ghoulsister1]

🎃SpookTober 31 Days Prompts🎃:

Day 2: Pumpkins🎃

Miche Zacharias x GN!Reader. Fluff. AU: Modern. Pumpkin Patch. Pumpkins. Cosy Fall Vibes. Comfy. SpookTober Prompt: Pumpkins🎃

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☆●~The Prize Pumpkin~●☆

It's that time of year again and to prepare for Halloween, you and Miche go to the local pumpkin patch to pick out some pumpkins!

You looked out at the fields passing by as Miche drove along the road smoothly, leaning his free arm on the window that was rolled down, letting a breeze in. You didn't mind, enjoying the cool air. Your destination? To the local pumpkin patch! Since it's the Fall season and with Halloween approaching, you guys have a yearly thing of going to the local pumpkin patch and picking out some good pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns and pumpkin pie.

"I'm gonna pick the biggest, most firmest pumpkin in the whole patch. You know like those prized veg and fruit people grow? That size!" Declared Miche proudly and you smiled at your boyfriend's enthusiasm.

"Good thing we are driving the pickup truck!" You Giggled as Miche smirked. Every year Miche wanted to find the biggest, most fattest pumpkin in the patch. He came close last year but it wasn't really the biggest. This year, Miche wanted to find the mother of all pumpkins.

After an hour, you two finally arrived at the place. There wasn't many people there yet so you guys immediately started scouting for some good pumpkins.

The pumpkins ranged in many sizes, from cute little baby pumpkins to hearty medium pumpkins to large buff pumpkins to fat pumpkins. There was classic Halloween orange pumpkins, ghost white pumpkins, light orange pumpkins and dark pumpkins. The variety of pumpkins this year was extraordinary!

"Must be a good year for pumpkins" You Thought as you scanned through the small pumpkins first. Miche on the other hand, was keeping an eye for a prize pumpkin.

As the day went on and more people arrived, the pumpkin patch was getting lively. So far, you and Miche picked out 3 good sized small pumpkins, 2 medium pumpkins, one large pumpkin and a baby pumpkin. Still there was no sign of a prize pumpkin.

Suddenly at the last minute, Miche spotted it. In the middle of the pumpkin patch, sat the largest, firmest, fattest pumpkin in the whole patch. It was a powerhouse to look at, dwarfing even some of the larger than large pumpkins. It was definitely a prize pumpkin!

Without hesitation, Miche walked across the patch and laid his large hand upon the firm pumpkin, claiming the pumpkin.

"Ours" Stated Miche matter-of-factly to an approaching couple. The man took one look at the large and tall imposing figure of Miche and decided not to argue. Miche watched as the couple left and you giggled at the sight.

"Guess you found the mother of all pumpkins" You Remarked happily as you examined the beast of a pumpkin. Oh yeah, this pumpkin was a powerhouse alright. You were impressed.

"Yup! This baby is coming home with us" Declared Miche, filled with pride at finding such a prize this year.

"Think you can lift it big guy to the truck?" You Asked, raising an eyebrow at Miche. That pumpkin looked like it would weigh a bunch. Miche was a big man so lifting heavy objects aren't a problem for him. But still, that pumpkin looked heavy.

"Pfft! Not a problem! This beauty will be in the back in the truck in no time" Remarked Miche looking at the pumpkin with pride.

"Okay!" You Smiled.

"How about we pay for these and I'll meet you by the truck?" Suggested Miche.

"Sure thing babe!" You Agreed and went over to the farmer that runs the patch.

"Yeah I'm paying for these and that large one over there" You Explained to the farmer, pointing over to the pumpkin Miche was currently trying to figure out how to move without damaging it.

"Woo! You folks are lucky! That there pumpkin is the largest, fattest one in the patch. The only one we grew to be that size!" Remarked the farmer.

"Really?" You Inquired.

"Yes ma'am! Never had a pumpkin that large since the time my great-great-great-grandfather probably lived" Answered the farmer. You were amazed and counted yourself lucky to lay eyes on such a pumpkin.

You loaded up the pumpkins inside in the back seat of the truck. You waited for Miche to come by with the prize pumpkin. 10 mins later and you saw a struggling Miche rolling the pumpkin gently towards you. You chuckled.

"Not an easy pumpkin to move?" You Asked smiling. Miche chuckled but nodded.

"Yeah! This *pant* pumpkin *pant* is a super heavyweight!" Panted Miche.

"Jeez!" You Remarked.

"I lifted it and carried it across the patch for as long as I could before I rolled it the rest of the way" Explained Miche. Soon the pumpkin was close to the pickup truck and you helped Miche lift up the beast and place into the back of the truck, locking it up tight.

"We got it!" You Cheered and you both shared a fistbump together, happy the pumpkin was safely secured.

"Let's get something to eat and a hot drink on the way home. I think we deserve it" Suggested Miche, panting and wiping the sweat from his brow.

"I couldn't agree more babe!" You Agreed and you two got in and drove home, stopping along the way to pick up some latte and some food before reaching home.

You unloaded the pumpkins and stored them safely in a good spot.

"Can't wait to make some pumpkin pie" You Said excitedly.

"Can't wait to turn that pumpkin into the biggest most scariest jack-o-lantern ever seen!" Cheered Miche and you both smiled at your lovely batch of pumpkins, all ready to shine this Halloween.

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UP - TIRED - OF - HARD - CORE - BAD -

WORDS - GIVEN - ME - ATTACKED BY -

SECURITY - US POLICE - NYPD - PUT -

A - GUN - 2 - THE - BACK - OF - MY - HEAD -

WAS - PUTTING - ME - ON - BACK - OF THE -

POLICE - CAR - BURN - THAT - BODY - NO -

ONE - FR - PHILIPPINES - WILL - WIN THE -

TONY - AWARDS - 2ND - TIME - FOR MISS -

SAIGON - BEST - ACTRESS - OVER - AGE -

30 AND OLDER - WAS - GOING - 2 SHOOT -

ME - BECAUSE - I - SENT - 2,000 - RED ROSES -

2 - MARK OKA - UCLA - WHEN - IT - WAS - YES -

REALLY - 4 DIRECTOR - SIR NICHOLAS HYTNER -

4 - HIM - 2 - REJECT - IT - WOULD - HURT - ME -

BUT - 2 - GIVE - 2 - UCLA - MALE - WHO - WAS -

A - CUSTOMER - VIETNAM - ILLEGAL WHORES -

PROSTITUTES - GAY - OWNER - TOLD - ME FOR -

I - SPENT - MORE - THAN - $1,000 - THAT -

MARK OKA - UCLA - NO - LONGER WANTS -

2 - RECEIVE - ROSES - FR - YOU - I ASKED -

4 - PHOTO - AND - AUTOGRAPH - AND - HE -

NEVER - GAVE - IT - 2 - ME - BUT - HE -

ACTUALLY - PULLED - ME - PUT - ME -

ON - THE - WALL - 2 - KISS - ME - OR -

NOT - HE - WASN'T - INTERESTED - IN -

USC - STUDENTS - BECAUSE - HE WAS -

ONE - OF - THE - GIRL - DANCERS - ON -

MASK - HE - WANTED - 2 - WIN -

BEST - ACTOR

MR SAIGON

SO - HE - AND - FAT - NYPD - GOT -

SHOOT - 2 - KILL - RESTRAINING - ORDERS

TODAY - MARK OKA - CELLO - UCLA GRAD

LOOKS - LIKE - ASIAN - GREAT - GRANDPA

HE's - GOING - 2 - SHEOL - LAKE - OF FIRE

MY - PAW PAW - BRUCE LEE - TALKS - 2 ME

LIKE - MY - MOM - TALKS - 2 - ME - 4 - YES

I - SEE - GHOSTS - B 4 - THEY - GO - DOWN

THE - GROUND - LIKE - WHITE - GHOSTS

NO - WORDS - HEARD - FROM - THEM SO

GOING - 2 - RESTROOM SOON - TOTALLY

ABOVE - OVER - 8 LBS - 2 - CARRY - TILTS

HAS - SCREW - 4 - BEACH - MEANING - IT

IS - SHARP - 4 - BEACH - TRIPOD - 4 - THE

LAWN - TILTS - 5 FT - TO - 8 FT - $63.99 -

AMAZON - PRIME - PINK - IS - MORE - 4 -

MY - RED - BUT - NOT - TRIPOD - $39.99