#bigfoot au

[quiddling]

ABHHHHHHHH HELLO MODERN RHAENICENT

save me football au

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST] Roach steals Jaskier the show, Jaskier has a nice community and the chat is thirsting for Geralts arms. 👀

[moodlemcdoodle]

Concept design sketches for the main cast of Sonic Adventure in my superhero human AU! With both their hero personas and secret identities! (Or, in Knuckles’ case, his real identity and a casual style disguise for going about the city unbothered lol)

ALSO if you’re wondering why Tails and especially Big are still furries here… well this isn’t just a human AU, it’s also a superheroes AU so they all have the same powers that they have in canon! Tails is a shapeshifting kitsune who still uses his two tails to fly, and Big is a mutant and the local cryptid of the Mystic Ruins… but he’s still just a chill dude who likes fishing! He’s not exactly a ‘hero’ but he does have powers and likes to use them to help out his friends :)

[sweetest-honeybee]

He’s a Friend™️

[artsycooky13]

did fanart for a pretty neat scene in the @pink-onyx-au comic

plz go read it, its my bread and butter

[monstrous-fusion]

Faye (OoT/MM) / any/all / 10? years old

A former hero that'd been turned into a monster upon getting lost in the Lost Woods. He's mistrusting of people, quiet and sneaky. If you aren't close with her, you'd think she's standoffish and unapproachable. Underneath that calloused exterior is a soft spoken child who wants to be loved. They just. Don't think anyone would love them enough to try.

(Credit to @scopophobia-polaris for the headcanon that the Lost Woods turns Link into a monster! We really enjoyed it, especially the plot potential that it could have. Check out their AU, it's an amazing read and gen one of the best things I've read in terms of LoZ AUs!

World Building facts under the cut!

Just kind of randomly, the marks on their face bleed! They pretend they don't know why they bleed, but they do.

In spite of the Kokiri having...quite rigid gender roles (the girls wear boots and a belt, the boys wear a hat) Faye has never felt like they slot into either of those roles. They instead make it their life goal to reject gender,,,,become Creechure

They have Paranoid Personality Disorder (PPD) and suffer from CPTSD (which. I guess isn't entirely unusual for any of the younger Links in this AU, but them especially).

In spite of their monstrification, she can only hear to the same ability as your average Hylian. He can see in the dark, though.

[bizarreauhavre]

???

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Wait…Whatever happened to Liv? Janitor?

Henry: From my understanding, he was her legal guardian until she came of age. He still has contact with Liv while she’s at school. During her breaks, they go on vacations together, but end up stumbling into supernatural phenomenons and cryptids.

[mystcryshcck]

"I'm gonna go arm wrestle BigFoot!"

[quiddling]

Gwayne...Oh. Oh no…I…I need…whew…oh man. Oh my. 😳

i kicka da football

[peppermint-chocolate-cherries]

Okay, now that I've seen enough of other posts that now have a possible tag, I have a thought.

Whenever there is a claimed Bigfoot or Sasquatch sighting in the Pacific Northwest, the Canadian government takes it seriously and contacts Matthew to see where he's at.

If he answers his phone and confirms he's among humans, all is good. If he doesn't answer, then there's a 90% chance he's run off into the woods, lost touch with reality and gone feral. Again.

If a fellow nation confirms that Matthew is at their place, they need to take a selfie with the two of them holding today's newspaper. They've been fooled by the other nations before, particularly Alfred.

[moodbroads]

NEW EPIC ORIGINAL OC WITH A BACKSTORY I WANTED TO SHARE!! IT TOOK ME 1 MILLION HOURS!! this is all a joke btw- if anything is actually insulting that i accidentally inculded then please tell me- ill remove/change it!

name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).

he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.

he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD

epic quotes from epic people that would be on the back of a book: their ship name is bigspottedfootleaf -my friend when i showed her this lolol, 5/5 its a book so we like it -new york times, 5/5 how the FUCK did u get in my house -bigfoot, professional bigfoot, 0/5 5/5

[dufrau]

(i had too many drinks at dinner to actually be productively writing tonight but i have A Plan for another TLOU au one shot and i am figuring out the structure for it at least but it is a vaguely Left Behind style Robin POV set in the period after Nancy gets shot, with flashbacks to Before)

[innytoes]

Hello, five (or more, I wouldn't say no) spontaneous headcanons about a willex boarding school au? 👀 (sfw please)

-When Caleb gets a call that his sister left custody over her son to him, a nephew he never even knew he had, he is like: wtf. When he comes to meet with the social worker and sees the long hair, tie-dye crop top, and earring, he’s like: of course I am taking him in. (There’s a reason he hasn’t talked to his family for decades and he will not have them do the same to Willie as they did to him.)

Except being a full-time parent and running the HGC is not a great combination, especially with Willie’s flair for Chaos. So he makes him a deal: he can go to any boarding school in the country, or even the world, if he promises to behave enough not to get kicked out, and in return he can wreak whatever chaos he wants in the summers (within reason).

-Willie chooses the boarding school because they have a great art program, they’re queer-friendly (Caleb called to check), and it’s in the Woods and he 1) always liked the woods and 2) wants to see Bigfoot.

-Alex’ parents sent him to boarding school after he came out. Alex is not sure he understands their reasoning, given that it is an all-boy’s boarding school and that is like the opposite of ‘straightening him out’, but anything is better than the icy silence at home. Alex’ parents do not know the entire stack of Hot Gay Boarding School Romance Novels under his older sister’s bed that Alex may or may not have borrowed.

-Listen Alex likes his roommate Luke and he’s kind of open to the idea of starting a band with him but also he is SO ENERGETIC and he cannot sit still and he’s always humming and it drives Alex insane.

-So he goes to hide out in the library. Not the fancy new one with amazing computers and a 3D printer and shit, the dusty old one nobody uses because the wifi is shit and it‘s always cold and drafty but it looks great on pamphlets for the Old Money crowd. He bundles up in his hoodie and finds a comfy armchair and just gets to Be Still for a moment.

-Except his peace and quiet is interrupted at a gleeful shout and then a maniac on a skateboard comes into view, sliding his board on the fancy brass railings before landing hard and rolling right into Alex and his comfy armchair, sending both of them toppling backward.

-“Oh man you dinged my board” meetcute etc etc.

-Lots of cute sneaking around in the dark holding hands dates. Willie shows him how to get on the roof and it’s so peaceful and pretty there he loves it. They take up a blanket and watch the stars next time, and share their first kiss there.

-Maybe he sends his sister a postcard like: ‘Boarding school is great, I am learning so much, all this nature is so good for me, etc etc platitudes’ along with an abbreviated title of one of their favourite books with the chapter in which the main characters have their first kiss... on a rooftop.

- “I dunno what HGBSRNCH12 means, Mom, I think he was just trying to clean his pen or something, it’s just a random scribble. You know Alex hates when pens aren’t writing smoothly.”

-Soon they form a little group with Bobby (rich parents who travel a lot and don’t want to take him with them) and Reggie (the scholarship kid). Reggie is upset there are no secret societies at this school. He thought maybe none of them just wanted him, but he could still catch one in the act of secret society-ing. But Bobby (a legacy kid) told him there weren’t any.

-Obvs they start a secret society just for the fun of it. Since they can’t play music late at night without getting caught (then it’s not a Secret Society, Luke, you dumbass), their activities include Sneaking, Stealing Snacks, Trying To Find Bigfoot and/or Mothman in the woods, and picnics on the roof. But while wearing dramatic hoods and holding (fake, battery-powered, Alex does not trust these goofballs with fire) candles and stuff.

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[torpedobombloveblog]

The Faulty Fuzzy Philosophy

[bizarreauhavre]

Laurent Durieux