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justsescape · 6 months

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[Introducing the throwback drabble series: old stories brought back to tumblr!]

Ready for your swimming lesson, anon? A shame you don't have some flotation devices of your own~ <3

Kirika's texts read as loudly as her voice; you could almost hear her laughter echoing across the tiled walls. Though this indoor swimming pool was accustomed to dozens of visitors, the club leader spent her nights as a lifeguard, so private access was but a swipe of a badge away. She remotely opened the front door from her cozy security desk. Nothing but the gentle hiss of the HVAC system followed you inside.

I'm going to get into my swimsuit... and so should you, she texted. I'll meet you at the pool, cutie!

If the changing stall Kirika was about to use was anything like the one you had just used, she would be cramped and freezing cold. Surely she'd walk out wrapped in a towel and shivering from head to toe. That's exactly what you were doing, anyway. Even the surface of the pool water was so still that it's like it had been iced over. Moonlight spilled through the skylights and illuminated the room in an ethereal glow.

You spent a few moments handling the bitter air on your own before Kirika revealed herself.

"Here I come~," she called out. Her reputation had always preceded her -- as did her gigantic boobs as she rounded the corner. She'd never win a game of hide-and-seek in a forest. Her breasts would lunge out from behind the trunk of a tree.

"Hey anon, like my new swimsuit?" Kirika's thumbs slipped under the straps like she was wearing overalls. "I went up a few sizes, so I got something brand new!"

Kirika skipped the towel and went straight for the cowprint bikini. It was startlingly, unreasonably small, so much so that the outlines of her puffy nipples drew the cups taut and left a shockingly large portion of her areolae on display. Her stomach was entirely hidden behind the heft of her breasts -- and yet, for their impressive size, they didn't deviate from being nearly perfect spheres. Even beach balls would look on in jealousy at their generous proportions. And with every sauntering step she took, they ever so gently knocked into one another -- making a satisfying and rhythmic bounce that was every bit as hypnotic as a swinging pendulum.

"Sorry about the wait, anon. I took a shower before I came out here, so now I'm all squeaky clean!" Glistening droplets of water slipped down the lengths of her arms, coiled about her shapely legs, and dripped from the tips of her fingers. Some must have been on her stomach as well -- not that you could see it with her massive breasts in the way. What you could see, however, was the bottom half of her swimsuit digging into her waist. A rigorous swimming routine had granted her thighs and buttocks a thickness usually reserved for apple buckers and Olympians.

"Anyway, I brought some floats," Kirika said, taking your hand and intertwining her fingers with yours. A sudden warmth jolted up the length of your arm. With body heat like hers, she could melt ice like she melted hearts. "So why don't you just grab on to mine instead~?"

But what Kirika reached for were not floats -- at least, not in the traditional sense. She dragged your hand between her tits until you were wrist deep, forearm deep, elbow deep into her cleavage. It was comfortingly warm, yet undeniably wet; a combination of her perspiration and the shower water had taken up residence inside and rendered her skin slick to the touch.

"How do you figure, anon? Think they'll float, or are they too heavy?"

She had no interest in putting her question to the test. With you in her breasts' clutches, she forced your back against the nearest tiled wall. Dust shook from the ceiling. She was stronger than she looked.

Kirika couldn't hold her moan. The tiles on your skin were cold, cold, cold -- but her breath was hot, hot, hot. If she got any closer, she'd be swallowing you up completely. After all, her cleavage already was. Your arm all but disappeared into its depths, and now they were fully wrapping around your torso like molding clay and enveloping you from shoulder to waist. Meanwhile, her thighs surrounded one of your comparably slender legs. One little squeeze and she could snap your knee like a twig.

"You're so easy to toy with," Kirika teased, dragging two fingers gently across your jawline. A bead of water dripped from her chin like it was falling from beneath a melting icicle. Her lips were close enough to kiss. "But that's why I like you so much, anon... and that's why I'll let you do this..."

Kirika took your free hand in one of her own and guided it to her nipple. All it took was one little touch, one tiny graze, and milk began to soak through her swimsuit and trickle down her breast.

"Mmmmmmnngh... mmmOOOOoooo...~"

Kirika's moos echoed off the tile walls. The quantity of milk she was lactating was comparable to a garden hose, and soon her product slathered the floor in lazy, haphazard patterns. Puddles soaked into the grout between the tiles; some even dared to venture into the pool itself. You felt a sensation of stickiness underneath your bare feet.

The HVAC system clicked several times as it switched from heating to cooling.

"Forget the swim," Kirika breathed. She craned her neck until her mouth was right beside your ear. Her voice was as smooth as melted chocolate. "Let's drain the pool and fill it with my milk instead...~"

#muse: kirika #breast expansion #lactation #cow stuff #the throwback drabble zone

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 6 months

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AO3 Tag Game!

Tagged by @mvshortcut :) I'm gonna stick with just this fandom/this account for this one to make it less confusing

How many works do you have on AO3?

44. (Including snippet collections.) For this fandom/account. Far more if you count bi-demon-ium or my old account or my older account or

What’s your total AO3 word count?

Okay this one it won't let me separate by pseud or fandom so you're just gonna have to live with being lumped in with all my MBS and a few other misc fics at "653,461". Didn't get the other accounts though. Man, I'm a mess

How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

Okay, well, this one by nature is also not solely for this fandom,

(number in parentheses is number of ao3 works posted)

Ted Lasso (obviously) (44) (including snippet collections)

The Mysterious Benedict Society (116) (also including snippet collections)

Instinct (2) (one is a small snippet collection--)

House MD (1)

Death by Dying (1)

Gravity Falls, technically, but it was one crossover (1)

ditto with The Legend of Zelda (1)

King Falls AM (1)

The House in the Cerulean Sea (6)

Shadowhunters (??? at least 36) (some now hidden/lost)

Professor Layton (1)

The Librarians (2)

The Sandman (1)

The Mentalist (2)

Star Trek (AOS) (1)

Sanders Sides (at least 1)

Miraculous Ladybug (1)

Rosewell: New Mexico (2)

The Dresden Files (1)

That's stuff posted to ao3/finished. There's also, technically,

for stuff I published when I was twelve and I now refuse to acknowledge (not all bc of the fandom but bc the fic was Bad):

Doctor Who

Supernatural

Sherlock

Psych

Castle

Welcome to Night Vale

Avengers

A Series of Unfortunate Events

And then stuff I've written for but never finished:

Warehouse 13

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016)

Dirk Gently (2010)

SurrealEstate

Zoo (podcast)

Once Upon a Time

Scooby Doo

Person of Interest

The Goes Wrong Show

Spy Kids (???)

Ace Attorney

The Adventure Zone

Criminal Minds

Star Trek (TOS, TNG, and DS9)

Haven

MacGyver

Trollhunters

exactly one (1) joke The Magnus Archives fic

Percy Jackson and the Olympians + The Kane Chronicles + Tales of Apollo

Leverage

Pushing Daisies

The Sarah Jane Adventures

Megamind

Bones

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Lucifer

Some of these are deeply questionable and/or only have like two (2) wips or even posted works at most, but I'm thorough. Also, I will write about almost anything bc my brain loves to process things like this. I may have even missed something

Top five fics by kudos:

Ted Lasso Kisses Trent Crimm On The Mouth (1125)

semaphore (977)

off the handle (719)

linger (699) (nice)

a preacher, a bikini, and a kiss or two (641)

Do you respond to comments?

I really try to, but then I get all in my head about it and/or am really really tired and put it off so long it then feels like it would be weird to respond because it's been forever. However, if there's a direct question or something I want to address/respond to, as in, I have something particularly unique to say or a question to answer, then I'll usually respond really fast

What’s the fic with the angstiest ending you’ve ever written?

Honestly, I'm not a huge unhappy ending person, a lot of the time I'll have a first chapter I was initially going to end really angsty (see ink sunset and make a mess of you) and then added more to fix it at least somewhat. As is... maybe the somewhat unresolved emotional tension (for Ted and Trent, at least, Roy's doing great) in something to get off my chest, the +1 for betrayal's sting / absolution's balm? I have some worse ones in an old fandom on an old account but. meh.

Do you write crossovers?

Not often, but I rotate them in my brain. Honestly, though, I'm more inclined to write a fusion than a crossover proper. And even so, I tend to just be thinking about it rather than actually writing it. I've only written one crossover in recent memory (recently, that is) and it was mostly a joke about a shared actress made into actual angst.

Have you ever gotten hate on a fic?

Yeah lmao

Do you write smut?

😏 sure do

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

👁️👁️ not in this fandom

Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes!! also not in this fandom

What’s your all-time favorite ship?

In this fandom? Trent/Ted. overall? no idea, because recency bias, my all-time favorite is whatever I'm into right now, which isn't really objective but hyperfixationitis.

What’s a WIP that you want to finish, but don’t think you ever will?

:( so many. AND there are a lot of posted fics I want to write a sequel/companion piece for and idk if I'll ever get the energy...

I guess off the top of my head, for this fandom, I'd go with lost sight of (who you are) (motivation died because it's old enough no one knows it exists anymore lkfgjh) and ink sunset (I WANNA FINISH IT I DO I DO I DO)

What are your writing strengths?

I think I can write a really funny string of dialogue, and I'm also fond of fun metaphors, both in the elegant poetic way and in the more Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett way (which is to say, still potentially elegant but also comedic as hell)

What are your writing weaknesses?

Motivating myself to write anything; being overly self-indulgent

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fics?

I'm extremely bad at linguistics in general, so if I must include someone talking in another language in my fic, I think I'd tend to cheat and do italics or some other indication that this is 'in another language' (ie "Where are you going?" she asked in Russian), but that's admittedly a lazy approach. But I also think it's probably better than butchering it with an auto-translator? Also, when people just include the translation in the end notes, even with a link (although that makes it marginally better) it breaks the flow of the story and makes it hard to read. Making an effort to at least match grammar is good (which I would do if it was for longer than a single scene, probably) but I think the best solution is when people know what they're doing and like, have an actual translation with a little html code so you can click on it and it reveals what it means? Or if you're clever, revealing what it means using context around it, but that has its own limitations. So that both like, uses the actual language and doesn't break up the flow. It balances accessibility, flow, and respect for the other language in question well. But you've got to both know what you're doing with the language (either asking someone/hiring someone/knowing the language yourself) and the html (although there are guides for that you'd have to spend time figuring it out + know it exists in the first place to look). And this is fanfiction, something we ultimately do for free in our spare time, so the lazy approach, I think, can be understandable. Maybe not in every context, but it's not worth stressing a lot over in a few random lines or anything, you know? It is really cool when people do know a language well enough to include it properly in a fic, though, it can say a lot about a character or dynamic; and their background(s) and like. it's neat :)

What was the first fandom you ever wrote for?

Ever? Doctor Who. In a shitty little notebook in middle school. Then there was some Star Trek (both TNG and TOS) and Avatar: the Last Airbender and Marvel and such, and then Supernatural (my first smut? extremely terrible Destiel smut. rip) and I think the first thing I ever posted was Welcome to Night Vale? Not sure.

What’s your favorite fic you’ve written so far?

Oh, man. I have no idea. Here's a few favorites from this fandom:

matters of the heart

trick & treat

vita nova

melt like this

"second impressions"

"reveal"

probably those time travel snippets, just in general

tagging:

PLEASE, if you want to do this, I'm begging you, tag me in it and do it. i'm too tired to come up with names im so sorry

#long post #tag game #:)#gertspeak

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weirdddgirl · 2 months

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*+*+* Long awaited introduction posttttt +*+*+

Hello my name is Isabelle, call me Elle for short.

I’m an August Leo.

I’m a INTP-T.

I’m a minor, so no weird stuff.

My pronouns are she/her/hers.

Im bisexual.

My fandoms are: Marauders era, Six of Crows, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, MPHFPC, Creepypasta.

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Fun facts about me:

I didn’t speak until I was like three, so I have a speech impediment.

I’m the youngest of three

I love alt,rock,riot grrrl, indie, pop punk music

I love reading so much.

I’m adhd.

I love mental health movies.

I love psychology.

Im a theatre geek(I’ve been doing theatre since I was 8)

I’m a feminist

My fav holiday is Halloween

I love anything vintage, especially the photos.

I love anything paranormal(I grew up in haunted houses)

I write books, and short stories and I love making up characters and stories.

Me and mom tried to write a book together but I got bored of it ngl.

I love yapping.

Music = life

I’m in my bed half the time

I hateeee school

I have headphones I half the time

I grew up on Disney princess, horror movies,dolls and Harry Potter

I like my own posts lol

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I have multiple of my own character, and if you want to know any of my stories just ask me and I will.

I’m an American, I grew up in the Midwest.

I love horror movies, I’ve been a watching horror movie since I was seven(I grew up on IT, I think that’s why I’m so weird lol)

(I don’t want to get into my IT phase ngl, I get so ranty when I talk about IT)

I first read the IT book when I was 10, that messed me up not gonna lie.

My favorite musical is Six the musical, I saw it live back in June

I have a German Shepherd and a Black cat.

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My favorite bands:

Bikini Kill

Mommy Long legs

Nirvana

Queen

Mindless self indulgence

Favorite shows:

Dance moms

Shadow and Bones

South Park

Heartbreak high

Malcome in the middle

Favorite artists;

Mitski

Melanie Martinez

Kate Bush

Chappell Roan

Alex G

Books:

Hollow City by Ransom Riggs

The battle of the labyrinth by Rick Riordian

Let me in by John Ajvide Lindqvist( a polish author)(I think, I read the English version)

The house of hades by Rick Riordian

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo(haven’t finished it but I love it)

Movies:

Perks of being a Wallflower

Saw 2

The haunting in Connecticut

The Florida project

Miss Peregrines home for peculiar children

Songs:

Brand New City

Sorority Girls

I wish I was a riot grrrl

Lights out

FEMININE RAGE

My kinnies:

Nico di Angelo(PJO)

Alice Kingsleigh(Alice in wonderland)

Wylan Van Eck(Six of Crows version)

Enoch O’Connor(Mphfpc)

Luna Lovegood(Harry Potter)

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I mean I guess that’s it hopefully you enjoyed me telling you about my self.

#elle yaps #meet the blogger #marauders era #mphfpc #creepypasta #pjo #six of crows #nico di angelo #regulus black #wylan van eck #luna lovegood

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somethingsteff · 7 months

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15 questions for 15 friends

Thanks @fangeek-girl for the tag!

1. Are you named after anyone?

No, but my parents had an interesting way of naming my sister and me. If we were boys my mom got to name is, girls and my dad got to name us.

2. When was the last time you cried?

A couple days ago, I think. I cry a lot. 😅

3. Do you have kids?

Only of the animal variety! I actually got surgically sterilized last year because I am very happy in my role as aunt and cat mom. 💖

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

If knitting were a professional sport I'd be an Olympian.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Alllllll the timeeeee.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

How nice they are. Not in the way that they might be mean, but that they might be too nice. If someone's too nice I don't trust them.

7. What's your eye colour?

Green!

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Always a happy ending! I actually can't tolerate scary movies at all.

9. Any talents?

I'm a very good knitter! And I think I'm an alright crocheter, but that's a much newer endeavor for me.

10. Where were you born?

Oregon, USA, born and bred!

11. What are your hobbies?

Knitting, crocheting, and a little bit of writing!

12. Do you have any pets?

I have two kitty cats! A ginger tabby boy named Theo and a secret calico (she looks like a tortie, but she's got a white bikini on her tummy, a white chin, and white ankle socks) girl named Arya.

13. How tall are you?

5' 6" (and a half 😂)

14. Favourite subject in school?

Always the STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) classes! Though I'm also a MAJOR supporter of adding the arts in that abbreviation to make it STEAM, because nurturing the arts is incredibly important for societal and personal progression and development.

15. Dream job?

To retire and volunteer at OMSI (the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry). If you're ever in Portland, Oregon, you NEED to go to OMSI. It's the best.

No pressure tags (and sorry if you've already been tagged or done this, I can't keep track of things like this) @yourfavoritefridge, @kingdomvel, @willameena, @grapenehifics, @miserableandmagical94, @amadwinter, @quigonsjeans, @heretolurkandnothingmore, @aigoos, @mischievouschan4, @to-proudly-go, @wibzenadarksiderwithasoftheart, @tideswept , @kato-neimoidia , @ladylucksrogue

And anyone else who sees this and wants to join (especially if you've never done one of these before!) 💖

#ask game #15 questions for 15 friends

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kingsoverjacks · 1 year

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Olympian Lolo Jones and her Olympic bikini body!

#lolo jones #rocking body #great legs #great thighs #great rack #legs for days #legendary legs #great body #great hips #dancer body #power thighs #bikini

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athleticperfection1 · 1 month

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Irish Olympian Sophie Becker

#Sophie Becker #Irish athletes #European athletes #athlete #female athletes #pro athlete #track girls #track & field #sexy olympian #olympic athletes #bikini #athletes in bikinis

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buddieisgoingcanon2024 · 2 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/buddieisgoingcanon2024/757857071025831936/did-you-see-c-wants-to-go-to-the-olympics-for?source=share

The same woman who only followed through with the bikini comp? The one that gave her the body that she thought would make Ryan stay? What happened to her music and acting career? We haven't seen anything on that supposed part she got and the music was so terrible she pretends it doesn’t exist. She doesn’t put the work in to become that famous actress she wanted to be, why should we believe she would put in the work to become an Olympian?

I can’t imagine she actually “put in the work”. I mean you’re right anon. When has she followed through on anything?

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recentlyheardcom · 2 months

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ketchhhaglendadelle · 3 months

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~what was my line again?

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Although conspiratorial mislead Mrs. Summers still is rendered speechless

Giles' comment had become so intense it could handle the moment

Over yonder you come across Mrs. Brinks enjoying some popcorn and Nanette regrets rushing in earlier, fucking gauldieen

onewanteitStart kids cheer! much90s reference

digimon

sounds pitch perfect

this was televised

itll b fine

gatomWaLKUNIT prodigious agumon and tentomon

fucking

tai looks at the card

miko get down from there

QUEER

His mother pops in midatlamtic Leonardo Di Valrio rubs the rivets down and the olympian smokes weed has had it with shaving

fuck!

megakabuterimon

PAFF

cereal coercial contract terminated.

nine

was enough money

we had the paki guy twice

i go to a different prisin right

do we look naked to you

i cant believe this

you had to use a fire cracker inside

its a sparkler

elaine, they're the opp

'cries again

thats vademon

theres noinvisible 'redlucentcy' mimi isnt in hawaii he's hallucinating agter revisioning eye crazy town laugh because what the dubstep is this runs

back to screen heres your prk chop smoothie rei

now i know why i pee outside

grabs an empty can

homer upsets chiropractors to action

ill just start marrying gays the

nuts

what im pga

why cant i be happy with chub vhub

hmlh

i meant the iguana

hmpghgd

baby!

some gets on the guys shoes next to him

pikachu runs between some dido'slegs and so theres lyrical translationsafety net up skirt catchem all seed stchell Y not add an elastic. k you killed the monitor

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springy, that glie really gives it soome pop

the thing that carries the ballad, you get full health for a distant swing... an for the love of god it wont do it anymore

box moves

look whos just us two

and handsomely sky lady

try start

bored now...

cliks anywhere am me im bored spelled sword of like a side ways way to say A BICYCLE jeeze one million yen much swanp dui py fur you couldnt even roll up the rug.

gold!

optimis soccer club implodes at the bottom of the atlantic

hi,its rachel and just to point out my seats different from yours did you know the company's aid doubted the seaworthiness of tbe vesel to begin.

what does that

telryouStand

corporate greed

..me: but i dont see flushing...

comercial breakfast

stan, can we refilm we left when we found something we thought was better

i can

have you ever had town with a sex geologist

aye you

a rope made of foam

a dusty pinky

STEVE LEAVE BERNICE ALONE

My taxadermyardvarks got a tennis ball hole space thank you very much

roger:interesting

busted

not

borat reference

roaches

here take cotton

ugh

voldemort

nixon...you

you really shouldnt nuke panama

tornado ally

napalm

agent orange

dow chemical

ah. quaker

so she was not sora is what its saying

theres no mimi

he's imagining some girl

there's no digimon series yet

so of course vademon is not just a red kabuterimon but like a raisin talking to demidevimon a pip of the first doom gear toss

huah

ouch

need

just say cake

thank ms tamogatchi

finally

yeah

so what now

looks at my sorento post card.

toples woman smiling

not another teen movie francesca the limeade flavored old lady strung been kissing please.

shes only my fake wife

you're not paying

for drycleaning are you crazy, no i made him feel bad so he works for free

seltza salsa why not add...stevia.

im George

peach schnaps

my nose pairing

and my wedding

but... sullen

indian weeding

see boots

feel the bladder

you slept with the groom

jesus fuck elaine

i wasnt employed in college

mango the restitution

and you

free trip

the great conversationalist makes oit with the oh henry bar heiress

thats not marriage

thats hot

gay not that theres anything wrong with that

we're in India

remember oceans 11

art dealer

im avoiding you

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the hello kitty factory

prodigiousoops hahaha my fingy

callingtimyjimnest moneyNest and smoke paint ball

gataca

that guy has a shit bucket by his hot dog boiling pot.

now he has two pots

who the hells the rudolph

this is your testimony

adresses shit pots a little to the rightluch

looks like he can not do it which it btwドXLink's awakening

getkraken

bracelet

feather pit oi. loosen fault line yeash

ill stop calling you doug guggenheim

thanks buffy's fine

my dads a dentist and people say my name reminds them of nature

close talker, they definitely are not banging

its televised people are watching

chocolate wax off

look the raisin has a ray gun like the worms 2

i have windows

starts hearing peoples thoughts

becca added black blood because the nukes were making the air liberally toxic

im going to kill everyone

clock tower

nerd

suicidal nerd im pretty sure its going tobe powder water pots so check the cafeteria

nuce vaseline

croshair

sharper image i can hear thoights todd book bek

thats apetizing

k so thats beer

its an all ages club

i hear weaping willows are bad for the water shed

howd you get here

you are a godess

ok so now i know why tara had no last name, are you a-sexual.

im talking to the mirror

thats the only

personification

kurivohNoMonsterSpellCombowildmapstokebs we got it started at 2000 OedgeryEach

we ignored the numericy translations

don't you people have university

i dont go to church with the shit i say id get hit with something steeltowed im in sudbury

nice i seedfrankly

goalie pull

open net

goalie plays

still aim five holr

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dressed fries now in tikamasala

they put up a coloured sign im sure they didnt just pick them up off the ground again

spices yes

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