Bing: Are we fighting or flirting?
Google: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Bing: Your point?
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The great thing about not being as popular as @totally-bing is that I can post without ever having to worry about the popular gimmick blogs finding me
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ME AND KROGER ARE GETTING MARRIED
lol so wedding time mfs
BE ANYTHING YOU WANT!!! IDC!!!!!!!
tags:
@yes-im-youtube-kids (your welcome) @actually-kroger (get over it) @the-gimmick-shipper @the-official-pepsi @the-official-uno @thekrogercompany @the-real-chipotle @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @official-arbys @officially-google-translate @officialtinder @official-sainsburys @operagxreal @basically-bumble
Edit: haha i forgot shakespeare
@shakespeare-official-account
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Christmas aftermath :
Celine would have loved this *wipes non existent tear*
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Do you and Google play chess but like giant chess with real weapons and try to kill each other and its really comedic and bloody
not yet but that sounds like an amazing idea
@the-real-google check this shit out. also fuck you and die
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Caught committing gay and being crime your honor ✨🏳️🌈
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@the-real-google, @totally-bing I hate you both but Google is the only one who can do a barrel roll
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the gimmick blogs were a mistake
Checked Tumblr and saw MOTHER F-KING MICROSOFT X BING
WHAT?
HUH?
PARDON?
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"Ray is a very red flag guy. Wayward, throws money, but it's lonely. So he uses liquor as a dependency. Accused of being a burden, my dearest friend pushes the bastard to snatch it again. When he meets Sand, he sees Sand as someone he can control. P'Khao plays this role with layers far more than a really troubled rich kid." - P'Jojo
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@totally-bing @the-real-google I made you guys something c:
I acknowledge that you guys are usually more murdey towards each other, but I saw something about a hate marriage (????) and couldn’t help myself
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Good morning @totally-bing
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googles planning on marrying you for violence reasons
how does that even work
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bing and google
Bing and Google are Divorced !
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