I drew funny orange fanart… :)
DELIGHTED BY THIS
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Hank: I'm not calling you both Connor, so you gotta use a different name. What'll it be?
Rk900: ...
Hank: alright fine, Connor, you name him then.
Connor: Bingus.
Hank: no
Rk900: registering name Bingus.
Hank: NO
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Mika told him to pose, he don’t know wtf to do 😭😭🤣❗️❗️
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hairless raccoon i repeat hairless raccoon
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I actually had to post this. This ain’t Bingus. This is Bibgus
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I see your inbox accepts cats enjoy my freak of a son I think you'd like his odd shapes his name is buster bingus
that second pic is fucking incredible. bingus looks like he's watching me for valuables im not keeping chained to my person at all times. thank you
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YOU SHOULD POST SOME OF YOUR BABY VANUS SCREENSHOTS😳😳
YOU GOT IT 🫡
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OHOHOHOHOH THAUMIEL READER…. it’s so funny to imagine the foundation suffering like “what do you MEAN that’s not a keter what the fuck we had everything set up and now they’re the EARTH?? fuck this”
there’s a ton of horror stuff that we could go with for this but also. i love the idea of teyvat being like “where creator?? where creator go???” and the answer being the creator is currently being used as a jail. they’ll be back in a bit just wait for them to do a little containment breach.
and then i also had the thought “if the universe bends in the reader’s favor…. what if that somewhat applies to other scps’ powers as well” which THEN led to the thought of “what if the foundation purposefully pits you with dangerous scps to see how well your powers can protect you and if they extend to people around you” because we love a bit of unethical experimentation in this house!
should i be paying attention to my innovation class? maybe. but this is more important - teddy anon
honestly the entire wing of the foundation is real tempted to retire
“do a little containment breach” as if it couldn’t end up a world-ending calamity event-
honestly i’d hate to be the guy that accidentally discovered that reader wasn’t a keter class. like their shackles suddenly gain extra links so they can reach for something they’d been planning on using as leverage (like a “if you cooperate you get this”) and the researcher just…. double checks their notes, the guidelines on the floor, their notes saying they shouldn’t be able to reach beyond the red line but the leverage a good foot beyond that- they just stand and leave, clipboard in hand, not looking forward to the hellish meeting that’ll have to follow
experiments follow, testing how far your powers reach, eventually bringing in one of the safer scps. i’m blanking on any example, but they slowly ramp up and up, testing just how far reality is willing to bend for you. scp 173 is brought in, but doenst move when you look towards fhe researcher behind the glass, counting your peripheral vision as “looking”.
they take you to scp 3008 but none of the workers bother you, you’re able to find the exit with ease, unharmed, blåhaj in hand.
you name him finley.
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