#birdmentality

[kylekirkwoods]

gax au in some sort of baking competition? :)

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons a short ficlet about it this is sappy and silly, but i just think they're cute (and they make me insane). also, in my head, there was a scene were max lovingly wiped icing off george's face <3

george loved baking and he loved competing, but heading into week five’s main challenge, he was getting fed up. lewis had won the pre-heat challenge, again, and george had been in the bottom for the last two weeks. he knew he was a better baker that this, but so far, nothing had gone his way.

“alright, bakers! for this week’s challenge, you’ll be paired up to make a three-tier wedding cake! lewis’s advantage for winning the pre-heat is that he can choose his partner. everyone else will grab these cards,” the host says, holding up a stack of cards. “find your partner based on the symbol. you have eight hours, starting… now!”

george was one of the last ones to grab a card, and by the time he did it was very clear, anyway, who his partner was. great, he was paired with max, the only other guy to have won multiple challenges. this was the week george was going to be eliminated for sure.

“you, of course, are much better at cakes than i am,” said max.

“what?” george was a bit taken aback. max knew his specialty? he didn’t even know max knew his name!

“my sister has ordered a few cakes from you. they are very good.”

“oh, well. um, thank you,” george said, feeling his cheeks heat up.

surprisingly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, max was easy to work with. they didn’t argue, that much, or struggle with compromises. truthfully, george was confident that they could win this challenge. their cake looked good and tasted good. and when the eight hours was up, and judging was complete, his confidence was not proven to be unwarranted.

after filming for the episode wrapped, and as george was unclipping the mic from his apron, max came back over to him.

“i, of course, knew we were going to win. you are the best one here at cakes. if only your pastry skills could match,” max said. and before george could defend his aptitude with pastries, max gently kissed his cheek. “see you next week, george.”

max immediately walked away, not waiting for a response, not that george currently had the brain capacity for anything intelligent. max has kissed him. sure, his cheek, but he had kissed him. george brought his fingertips to his face, hoping to trace the imprint left by max’s lips.

“see you next week,” he whispered to the empty kitchen studio. maybe this competition wasn’t so bad after all.

[justaboutsnapped]

lee jung jae is so. hot thanks for putting him on my dash

🫡🫡🫡

Love to see a fellow man of refined taste. Here have photos of ljj I think about far too often

[5iceroy]

charles & 22 (halloween costume!!!)!!!

@birdmentality: "omg 22 + charles for the ask game!!!!!"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN... have a messy sketch ㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)

character ask prompts [not open but general suggestions r alw welcome]

[leclercsbf]

was tagged by @charlosgoggles in this “get to know the blogger” type of post, so hey. tagging @sodacrispy, @ocontraire, @nyoomfruits, @c2-eh, and @birdmentality. feel free to do this if you’re down or if you’re procrastinating like i am.

name: jace.

sign: pisces sun. i do know my other placements but only because a lot of my friends do readings. personally i’m more of an oscar than a lando when it comes to my stance on astrology.

time: too early.

favorite band or artist: this is tough. this is very very tough. i honestly have way too many favorites, but i feel like patd is the one that i’ve stuck with the most. i get these spells where i forget to keep tabs on the artists and bands i listen to, but i feel like i’m always sort of in the loop when it comes to patd. that and the gorillaz. fall out boy too. if i’ve been listening to the band since i was a kid, there’s a huge possibility that i’m listening to them even now.

last movie: red white and royal blue. i’m gay, your honor.

last show: i’ve seen all three seasons of the umbrella academy at least five times, but my sister hasn’t even completed a single run so i’ve been watching it with her during meals. we’re currently halfway through the latest season.

when i created this blog: at the beginning of last month. twitter was going to shit with the post limits and all the other elon stuff so my friends and i decided to come back to tumblr. most of them still use twitter and discord more than they use tumblr but willy and i are here shitposting every single day.

other blogs: i have two, but they’ve both been untouched for years.

do i get asks: sometimes. i love getting asks. people can just send me whatever. i’m not even kidding.

followers: more than i deserve. i’m literally just brainrotting here.

average hours of sleep: i want to say four? or five? that’s about as high as it gets. i can function on way less, so sometimes i do function on way less.

instruments: i don’t play any. do i regret doing nothing but read, write, and study as a kid? absolutely.

what am i wearing: this is scandalous. i’m kidding. shorts and a tee. pretty standard for me.

dream job: well. there are a lot of things i’d like to be doing, but if we’re talking minimum effort and maximum profit, maybe streaming. i play enough video games so i might as well get paid for it.

dream trip: greece. i just need to see the parthenon and then i can perish, probably.

favorite song atm: i saw this edit a few days ago and i haven’t been able to get the song out of my mind since then, but other than that... i’d say fall out boy’s cover of we didn’t start the fire.

[cardistrymagic]

hi im v! this is a sideblog for what seems to be... hm. 3 movie franchises. (now you see me, mission impossible, james bond (daniel craig era)) ! also merlin (2008)

i might post art.. soon. for now just lurking :)

main blog -> @birdmentality

[coolspot]

posting this again bc it appeared on youtube’s autoplay feature on the last video i posted and it’s one of my favorite bird moments [birdments]

[justaboutsnapped]

ferwis!!!!! for the bingo!!!

Ok ok I'm gonna admit I haven't read any ferwis yet 😭 Too many things to get to y'know. However. I SEE the vision I see it so clearly I'm for the rancid mclaren agenda!! The crimes committed!! I'm for the current-day old man yaoi!! How their relationship played out is incredible... The tension fading away and fondness taking its place as they develop this mutual respect from being two old men (sorry guys) who're still giving everything they've got!!! United through the way they live and breathe racing!! Fernando saying if he was a TP would pick Lewis over a promising young driver until he's 80... Guys please feed me with ferwis lore/fic recs actually-