#bitch better run

[stuckinapril]

Think I’m making communication a non-negotiable for 2024. If you don’t know how to properly communicate like an adult we quite literally can’t be friends

[shi-qingxuans-child]

what should you be doing right now? ✨(According to Hua Cheng)✨

Feel free to refer to this chart when you are in need of guidance 😊

[whiteladyofithilien]

I think my main reason for shipping Caranthir and Haleth is because we need at least one inter-race Tolkien couple where the human is a woman. Like all three canon human-elven pairings it's always the fabulous fae elven beauty and the heroic dude and I'm like... What about a mighty elf-lord and his badass human lady? Hmm? I need this to be a thing and Haleth/Caranthir is the only ship I know of that has that dynamic going for it plus of the middle three sons of Feanor Caranthir is the only one NOT part of the attacks on Luthien... therefore he's the best of those 3

[punkeropercyjackson]

'It's unrealistic and out of character for Gwen to be trans,there's stuff contradicting it and also it's inappropriate for a kids movie!!!'Aren't y'all the same dudes who made a hyperpopular meme the second the clip of the 'Are these your drawings?' scene dropped where instead of the cute and wholesome and adoring fanarts of Gwen just existing as herself,Miles instead drew her as oversexualized and objectified and with generic weeb fetishes involved sometimes when the point of his character is to go AGAINST black male stereotypes?

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

[demadogs]

my jobs getting in the way of blogging and reading fan fiction. i should quit.

[okkennymay]

Speaking of said dad, he went on a lil mini 10 day holiday across the country to Perth to sight see nature and go on a boat ride to see some Orcas (he's retired, it's his way of getting out the house and not turning into an old man potato, and comes back with hundreds of photos of landscapes, plants and flowers and points of historical interests to show my Mum and I, with cool facts and stories in a slideshow~)

Unfortunately i was still sick at the time and didn't get the chance to join my mum in dropping him off at the airport, let alone the chance to give him a big 'ol hug before he left- so I drew him this 💖

You can't escape the 'Ken hugs.

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

guess who finished honeyberry’s cookie design~

It’s me~

Might as well note some things while I’m here!

Honeyberry has two sets of back fins, as you can see on the little top down view I whipped up, his gradients and patterning stay even in cookie form! They’re a lot more blended out in actuality I was just lazy here okay-

to talk on their back fins a little more, I was actually going to give him two braids, but I decided just one looked better, so here we are!

They have a totally of five eyes! Two normal sets and then one eye on their head! Oh and they have some very sharp teeth :>

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

+BONUS (the smirk™️)

[zabiume]

Hi my car broke down today, and I am so stressed. If I may request an orihime ramble of your choosing that would be so dope. I always tend to enjoy them no matter the context.

(Ofc you are not obligated to, make sure to take care of yourself as well 🧡)

oh no! i'm so sorry about your car, that sounds annoying :( i hope things get better soon! 💖

i'm not sure if you meant fanfic or just some meta in general when you said ramble, but i did decide to pull out one of my orihime deep cuts for you, namely: the little background details about orihime's living situation.

now, if you recall, orihime lives alone at apartment #202, as noted in this little sketch at the end of chapter 5:

after sora's attack, it's implied that orihime gets evicted from her apartment and ends up staying at a hotel, which is something we learn in this HILARIOUS scene in chapter #24

think about that for a second. while all this craziness is going on around karakura town, orihime is staying at a HOTEL. tatsuki (bless her heart) offers to let orihime crash at hers, but orihime insists on walking back to the hotel, which, in my head, is incredibly funny for some reason. what did the receptionist think about a 15-year-old girl staying in a room all by herself? was orihime doing HOMEWORK in some seedy little room, valiantly ignoring the cockroaches scuttling around and the shady, definitely-not-legal business dealings happening in the next room? did orihime get evicted AGAIN after she came back from hueco mundo because rangiku and soul society had trashed her place? (spoiler alert: no. hitsugaya would definitely not let that happen, he is very principled, thank you very much)

a little aside here. this is definitely not the first time orihime has been away from home. she accidentally wandered into YOKOHAMA once, which i'm 90% sure is the next town over, if the bleach wiki trivia section can be trusted.

anyway, what did she do there? well. according to chapter 68, she ate sushi that a kind stranger bought her. moral of the story? orihime was just doing ANYTHING when she was unsupervised....but also?

proof that orihime can survive anywhere she goes because she's got the superb skill of making friends in less than 5 seconds. i truly hope she enjoyed her two days in yokohama, she deserves that soooo much. i hope she tells kazui stories about her wild youth adventures that make ichigo's teenage years look pale in comparison.

orihime, wistfully: i was a desperado in my early days, a vagabond

ichigo: you got lost in yokohama for two days and had to take the ferry back because you were chasing a dragonfly

anyway, if you're concerned about the stability of orihime's home life, i'm happy to inform you that according to chad and ichigo in chapter #440, she was last staying in apartment 403, which i'm confident is the empty unit kubo drew in that earlier sketch. maybe her landlord forgave her. maybe rukia helped wipe the landlord's memory with those little duck things.

of course, post-canon orihime seems to be settled in a nice apartment with her family now, but trust that she has never forgotten her roots. she got her education from the STREETS, our beloved blue-collar queen <3

[rainbow-sparks]

[leviiackrman]

"it's only illegal if I get caught, right? NO NO please don't tell dad!"

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[elven-child]

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[starzwithapen]

Both JD and Clay need back braces but only one of them actually wears theirs [it's not JD]

[floriantheflowereater]

Tfw you tell your brother not to time travel, he does it anyway, it goes wrong and he gets lost, you spend 17 years looking for him, and when he finally returns the first thing he does is bitch at you because time travel isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[cynicallyneutral]

how do u like ur toast? i’m bored as hell and will do literally anything but draw. lemme know which and why, and what do u put on it (if u do)