#bitch????

[octobitchbaby]

Me: I wanna draw Octoboss but I'm not sure what to draw him doing.

My BF: draw him taking a bath. He looks smelly as fuck.

[sxlamima]

WTF WTF

WHY IS HE DEAD THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK THE FISH SCALE ????? WHERE IS HE ?????

[howdywrites]

People who take phone calls on speaker at full volume deserve to have their ankles bitten

[dwtdog]

found the description of the perfect source i need for my paper and uhm well. no thank u

[my-thirteenth-reason]

dude i hate this my juniors and seniors in club see me and say hi just to ask me where my best friend is

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

The inherent fuvking rage of attempting to buy a physical copy of a switch game that came out more than 6 months ago

[thiagodasilva]

not pique announcing his career retirement not even halfway through the season 😭💀

[astral-catastrophe]

I’m so fucking done

[thefelinefox]

ayo terrence what the FUCK

he took out a fountain pen (sharp) and carved a mark into your forehead

[knitting-with-pinhead]

the way yall talk about butch/femme stuff is making me think yall live in another world

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[thinkingabout-girls]

75k note oli theorionsound

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[butchpilledjokr]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[woetoy]

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