#bl00 aradia

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Equius: D --> Roses are red

Equius: D --> Violets are bl00

Equius: D --> *Wal% in with a red suit with hearts on it, showing his reFLE%ion in the mirror*

Equius: D --> Wh... Why did you leave me Aradia, what did I do—

[theorynexus]

Pseudo-Liveblog Experiment Begin:  Chapter 1B.

The name that will be settled upon will be John Egbert. This name, like all of the other human children of importance in the world, will be four letters long in its first, personal half; whereas the latter half-- the surname --shares with the Harley children but 6 letters. Such a matter symbolizes the ectobiological bond which is shared between the Egbert and Harley families.  The nature of that bond essentially establishes that if neither of their guardians had had children, the four members of those families who were produced in John’s ectobiological experimentation would be the only humans who had direct genetic relationships with one another among all members of the human species (general genetic features that ensure one fits the definition of “human” in a biological sense, notwithstanding).  (Irony, by the way: It’s his birthday in more than one sense.) Other factors to note on this page are: ---     The plain white style of his room feels typical of MSPA works, but the splash of color on both his shirt (a ghostly figure, symbolic of the fantastical) and the SBURB logo suggest that there is a bit more:  perhaps the colorless, bland nature of his room are in fact trying to communicate that this mundane life is not for John-- either in his destiny, or his personal opinion.  These themes are later explored as he has a bit of a mental breakdown (played for laughs) at his father’s Serious Business(man-ly) career, when John is unable to find any peace whilst confined to the ship as he traversed the Yellow Yard, and finally, as he gets depression and drifts away from all of his friends in the aftermath of the victory in the Alpha Kids’ session. This desire for adventure and incapacity to handle confinement directly relates to (and could be considered an early hint at) his Breath Aspect. The apparent colorlessness shall be dealt with later. ---       The rolled up poster shall be related to one of his Interests, later on, and displays the relatively active nature of this interest (meaning his collection habit is ongoing). ---        The accompanying fatherly note will be one of many, which become something of a joke later on, but at the same time display the fact that his love for John is very genuine, despite the fact that John is responsible for the accident that killed his mother, and he is not his Dad’s biological son, but half-brother. ---          The fact that John is playing the SBURB Beta is vaguely important insofar as it corresponds with the fact that the Alternian Trolls are also playing the SGRUB Beta. This serves as a part of a chain of mirrored sessions that doesn’t seem (at least to me) to be indicative of any wider meaning than to emphasize the fact that the human and troll session/universes are inherently linked and destined to work together:   Alpha/Beta|Beta\Alpha ========> C. ---           It should also be noted that the SBURB/SGRUB logos (beyond in the former’s case also being visually representative of the Plothole Juju/Ultimate Juju) have important thematic resonance in their color.  There are many, many points that the Green/Purple/Red/Blue color patterns will come up in the story. For instance, they can obviously be shown to be the colors of the Beta Kids. Furthermore, these colors are the colors of the Alpha Kids’ sprites (likely suggesting that the kernalsprites will always be colored based on the theme of one’s guardians). While these colors might initially seem to be meaningless noise, in fact, they are quite symbolically important:   Each color represents a component part of Lord English, and hold an apparent connection to those parts in some way or another. Particularly:                      ~The Alpha Trolls’ session was largely obscured from the reader, and not overly important compared to the others (Equius casts his vortex of Void upon it, as it takes up his strong bl00, presumably, though no actual SGRUB Alpha symbol is ever seen [which is another way that Void is effecting it]);        ~The Beta Trolls’ session was bomBARDed with destructive Rage, to the point that none of the trolls could overcome their fear to die in order to God Tier, all but a few of the trolls wouldn’t even TRY to hear their Denizens out when they were attempting to give them The Choice, Karkat’s frustration and impatience led to his group not finding the last genetic sequence for the Genesis Frog, and many other tiny instances of Rage clouding people’s judgment came up (Eridan constantly hunting angels; numerous dramatic confrontations between players occurring, both before and after the Reward door appeared; people began to troll the humans without thinking it through; et cetera). This would obviously link this purple-themed session with Gamzee;         ~The Beta Kids’ session was the one that coincidentally birthed the Knight of Time as a player, which coincidentally meant that there would be a very small time for a great deal of growth and gameplay. However, there were also more temporal shenanigans going on in this session than any other, especially when one considers the fact that, despite the fact that the Trolls were the ones who brought time-hopping Trollian into the picture, Karkat was the only one in their session who appears to have suffered greatly due to its potentially vexing capacity to railroad people into certain actions and generally be troublesome. (These factors together [along with the fact that this is where the Lil Cal puppet essentially originated, despite its thereafter circuitous path through Paradox Space] point to Caliborn’s influence as Lord of Time afflicting this session particularly savagely.);           ~The Alpha Kids’ session was generally host to a great deal of relationship drama, and saw the very nature of the Game itself shifted and broken. While this could also be a result of an extremely powerful Life player working to undermine the DOOM Aspect’s constraints on )(er agenda, given the fact that fully developed Prince of Heart powers can warp the very nature of the Narrative to serve their master’s purposes, it is not too much of a stretch to suggest that this too could be categorized as a sign of Lil Cal/The Auto-Responder’s influence warping the nature of their session. (Interestingly, one could argue that at the same time that Lord English is exerting the various vectors of his will on these sessions in particular [which are particularly important to him insofar as they end up producing the conditions which allow him to come into being], they are also the four sessions whose events lead up to the eventual defeat and apparent destruction of Lord English. This is likely a result of Alt!Calliope passively balancing out power with their own, but is also an example of the law of Paradox Space which suggests that the cause of some problem will also inevitably be its solution, as Aradia explained and I quoted a few posts before this one.) ---            This is the first usage of the Num3r4ls of th3 Bl1nd Proph3ts, by the way, though it is not immediately obvious.  These come to play various important roles in the story. The primary and most obvious one is that the humans’ sessions (both Alpha and Beta) start out with 4 13 year old kids (though I think the first event after this for it to come up again is on John’s Cruxtruder timer).  One which is more final and perhaps more interesting is that both in order to properly begin and properly end the Alpha Kids’ session, 4 initial players would eventually have to grow to a sustained 13 (John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Karkat, Gamzee, Terezi, Kanaya, Vriska [replaced later by Calliope], Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake) in order for victory conditions to be achieved.      While it’s obviously impossible to know for sure, the addition of another player (and thus the symbolic evocation of the Numerals) may have been the reason the 8-Ball Session’s bad luck was counteracted, and the players were able to win, unlike in the [S] Game Over. timeline.  The fact that this (initial) 13th player was a luck-oriented Light player doesn’t hurt, either. ---                 The cake on the left is but one of many, reflecting the fact that John Egbert’s birthday is that day, and the fact that Dad Egbert mysteriously has a great liking for Betty Crocker products.  (This is in fact because his mother’s adoptive grandmother WAS Betty Crocker.  While he did not inherit the company due to the fact that Betty Crocker gave it to Grandpa Harley in her will, he may or may not actually work at the company. The company at which he conducts his Serious Business was never quite named, and Betty Crocker is one of two major businesses which play a role in Homestuck. All things considered, this is not much of a stretch.)

[unicorn-poop]

Troll Rose and the Rule 63 Trolls (School)

(Anyone know the source? I found this on the internet. Anyways here’s what the 12 beauties look like (Only because I like this one the best). 

THE CONDESCE: YOU ALL AR--E GOING TO GO TO SCHOOL W)(--ETH--ER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

KARKAT: BUT MOM I DON’T WANT TO GO TO A PLACE FILLED WITH ANNOYING UGLY ASS HUMANS! EW!

SOLLUX: yeah ii don’t thiink thiis school would be a very good iidea...

THE CONDESCE: W)(AL--E YOU ALL N--E--ED FRO--ENDS! 

ARADIA: i have friends! i am friends with the spirits of the dead

THE CONDESCE: Friends that are not dead...

ARADIA: awwww....

THE CONDESCE: Anyways you all will actually end up sucessful and not losers w)(o will still live wit)( mommy....Now bye!

(Kicks the trolls out)

KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUCK!

(The trolls end up walking. They past a McDonalds on their way to school)

TAVROS: uHH KARKAT CAN WE GET SOMETHING FROM MCDONALDS, i AM STARVING

KARKAT: I DON’T FUCKING NO! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? ASK ARADIA! HE IS THE LEADER HERE! HIS SIGN IS AT THE BEGINING OF THE ZODIAC FOR FUCKS SAKE!

TAVROS: aRADIA...

ARADIA: no. that place is just the saddest place on earth. burger queen is much better tavros

VRISKA: No it ain’t! They suck ass! 

TEREZI: YOU 4R3 ONLY S4Y1NG TH4T B3C4US3 TH4T WHOPP3R G4V3 YOU TH3 SH1TS!

FEFERI: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

VRISKA: Shut up terezi! Not funny fish 8oy!

(The trolls make it to school)

NEPETA: :33 oh cool! there’s animals?!

KARKAT: THOSE ARE FREAKS! I THINK THEY’RE CALLED FURRIES! WHO KNEW THIS SCHOOL WOULD HAVE FUCKING FURRIES HERE!

NEPETA: :33 aww yesssss! time to make some furiends

TEREZI: 3V3RYONE SM3LLS!

STUDENT 1: Hey freaks

ERIDAN: excuse me? wwe aren’t the freaks here!

GAMZEE: hEy BrUh WhY yOu GoTta Be MeAn To My FrIeNdS?

Equius gets up at Student 1 face. the kid pisses himself

EQUIUS: D--> listen you disgrace you will leave me and my friends alone! we are not the freaks here! we got noble blood that is higher than yours. you should listen to us because we rule the school. now get lost (Cracks Knuckles). 

Student 1 runs away

EQUIUS: D--> a waste of our time

SOLLUX: thanks eq

KANAYA: Did He Just Soil Himself?

KARKAT: HA! YEAH EQUIUS SURE SCARED THE PISS OUT OF THAT DWEEB!

(Suddenly Jade harley walks past)

JADE: hi guys :)

(All of the trolls stare in aw. Yes Jade is still a girl And a human in this AU). 

ARADIA: oh wow she is so pretty. she makes me feel more  alive than i already am

TAVROS: wOW SHE IS SO PRETTY!

SOLLUX: ii thiink ii have a thiing for human female2 wiith long black haiir. 

KARKAT: HOLY FUCK! 

NEPETA: :33 she is so puritty!

KANAYA: My What Lovely Clothing She Has

TEREZI: HOLY SH1T! 

VRISKA: That ass ;:::)

EQUIUS: D--> Oh my! I need a towel

GAMZEE: sEe GuYs MiRaClEs Do ExIsT

ERIDAN: looks like this vviolet gal here is getting a human girl in her red quadrant today

FEFERI: GLUB GLUB!

The trolls then all look at eachother

KARKAT: FUCK ALL OF YOU! SHE IS MINE! OUT OF ALL OF YOU I DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND!

TAVROS: nO WAY MAN, i DESERVE HER, WE LITERALLY WOULD BE THE BEST COUPLE IN THIS SCHOOL, bESIDES YOU’RE TOO LOUD!

SOLLUX: ii am 2mart! ii thiink ii de2erve her more than the 2 of you.

EQUIUS: D--> no way. i have higher blood than the three of you. who wouldn’t like a lovely bl00 lady like me? she will be mine! understood lowbloods?

ERIDAN: i am prettier than the 4 of you so she’ll be in my red quadrant. it’s the truth i don’t make the rules!

GAMZEE: HONK!

NEPETA: :33 oh wow the girls are fighting ofur her. 

KANAYA: I Don’t Blame Them

VRISKA: Ha! Well she is mine. The rest of you can just find someone else. Look fussyfangs (Points at Dave) I think that man over there would be a gr8 man for you! You should go talk to him. 

KANAYA: No. He Seems Like A Asshole I Think You Should Date Him.

VRISKA: Nah. He’s uglyyyyyyy!

NEPETA: :33 i think he means black dating

VRISKA: Sure but right now that raven haired human girl is going in my red quadrant. 

KANAYA: No She Is Not Why Would She Want To date You?

VRISKA: Because I am a hot mother fucker!

FEFERI: )(a! Sea t)(ese muscles gentlemen. T)(e human is going to be mine

VRISKA: You’re a dick! Why would she want to 8e with you?!

FEFERI: My blood colour you ass! Also t)(e very fact that I )(ave )(igher blood t)(an all of you so )(A! 

TEREZI: SUCK 1T! NOBODY W4NTS SOMEBODY WHO SM3LLS L1K3 F1SH!

FEFERI: (pulls out Trident) T)(AT’S IT!

Kanaya pulls out his chainsaw.

KANAYA: WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP! Why Are You All fighting For A Girl We Don’t Even Know?

KARKAT: BECAUSE.....

(Suddenly dave strider passes)

DAVE: Sup grey humans. Nice candy corn horns. 

ARADIA:.......our horns aren’t candy buddy

DAVE: Hey there beautiful (Looking at karkat)

KARKAT: (BLUSHES)

KANAYA: Jesus He Seems Like A Asshole

VRISKA: 8ut fussyfangs he’d 8e the perfect guy for you.

EQUIUS: D--> Let’s get to class

(In Fourth Period)

TEACHER: So class today we will be learning about geometry. Now turn to page 69 in your text books

(The whole class heavily sighs)

All the trolls couldn’t stop thinking about Jade. 11 of them wanted her in their red quadrant. You can guess who doesn't. He just wanted to be her morail. 

JOHN: hi. 

KANAYA: Hello Human 

JOHN: you’re really handsome. 

KANAYA: Thank You Now Could You Tell Me About This Human That Has Green Eyes And Long Black hair

JOHN: oh, that’s my sister jade harley! have you met her yet? she’s awesome isn’t she?

KANAYA: My Friends Are Obsessed With Her

JOHN: oh really? well she is really pretty and a very friendly person so it’s understandable. 

VRISKA: Hey Fussyfangs! Why are you talking to that loser?

JOHN: I am not a loser!

VRISKA: so this jade human is related you you, huh? So 8uddy can you tell me how to get her in my red quadrant? 

JOHN: red quadrant? 

VRISKA: How can I make her my girlfriend? Jegus you humans are stupiiiiid!

JOHN: join the football team! seems something you’d be good at as well as your shirtless friend. in fact why don’t you have half of your friends join the cheerleading squad and half join the football team. 

VRISKA: Thank you weirdo

JOHN: it is john, MY NAME IS JOHN! 

(Later on at Lunch)

VRISKA: Ok guys so this John human says to get the girl of our dreams is to choin football and cheerleading. 

TEREZI: WH4T 4BOUT 4RT CLUB? 

KANAYA: Terezi You Would Just Get Kicked Out For Eating All The Crayons And Chalk

TEREZI: H3H3H3H3 TH3 ONLY R34SON 1 W4NT3D TO JO1N!

TAVROS: sO WHO IS JOINING WHICH SPORT

VRISKA: You can just join cheerleading! You’d suck and get crushed in football.

TAVROS: eXCUSE ME? 

SOLLUX: ii thiink ii’ll joiin cheerleading. that 2ound2 fun. 

KARKAT: I THINK I’LL JOIN TOO! TIME TO SHOW OFF MY AWESOME SKILLS

GAMZEE: i’M wItH yOu Sis

ERIDAN: all the girls wwill be jealous of me!

EQUIUS: D--> i will join football so i can crush all the dumb peasant males on there

FEFERI: Right! Me and you Equius! Going to crush all t)(e losers on there! 

NEPETA: :33 i’ll join ch33rleading. it s33ms fun. 

ARADIA: i’m going to use my ghost powers. 

VRISKA: You ass! That’d 8e cheating! 

ARADIA: yeah and i don;t care. stay mad blue blooded scum!

VRISKA: >::::(

TEREZI: W1SH 1 COULD JO1N 4RT CLUB! 

(Johm comes up to their table)

EQUIUS: D--> no humans aloud

VRISKA: There’s my man 

KANAYA: You Are Dating? 

VRISKA: Nah, I don;t date nerds 

JOHN: so are you guys doing the cheerleading and  football? 

KANAYA: Apparently. 

JOHN: any of you also want to join LGBT+ Club?

TEREZI: WH4T 1S TH4T?

JOHN: For Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Allies and others. 

ARADIA: we wouldn’t mind joining. after all we are all bisexual since we trolls are all bisexual. 

KARKAT: PANSEXUAL!

ARADIA: whatever. 

KANAYA: I Prefer Males In My Red Quadrant. 

JOHN: cool. you’re gay and that is fine. we meet on wednesdays. oh and dave is going to be there

(John Leaves)

VRISKA: Kaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa :))))))))

KANAYA: No

(So later on the 6 try out for cheerleadong and the other 6 tryout for football. Surprisingly they all make their respective teams)

To be continued. See next time how The 11 trolls try so hard to get Jade in their quadrant. 

[deepseaspriteblog]

For a suggestion: how about aradia? or maybe a bl00 blood aradia if you're in a bloodswap mood

She runs an artifact museum. 

[unicorn-poop]

Costume Party

ARADIA- Sheep

TAVROS- Bull

SOLLUX- Bumble bee

KARKAT- A princess in a pink frilly dress with a pink diamond tiara and a magic wand with a bow attached to me

NEPETA- A cat (obvious)

KANAYA- Vampire (obvious)

TEREZI- A dragon

VRISKA- sexy spider

EQUIUS- A pink pretty pony (unicorn)

GAMZEE- A cloWn (obvious)

ERIDAN- A wizard

FEFERI- A mermaid 

This party is going to rock! I’m in my sexy spider outfit. The ladies are going love me.

Wwhy are wwe evven here? wwhy did I agree to come as a fucking wwizard?

D—> Because highbl00d I said we’d come to that degenerates party

What A Great Idea To Come To His Sex Parties If You Notice All The Trolls Are Wearing Something Inappropriate Notice Some Of Us Are Wearing SFW Costumes

W) (y don’t We split up and ) (ave fun

So that’s what they did. Aradia and Fef went looking for Lanque. Kan, Sol, Eri, Eq, Nep and Gamzee went to dance. Karkat, Tavros and Terezi and Vriska chilled.

Any Ladies Want This Nice Jade Green Dick? Oh, Wait, Sorry, This Jade Green Dick Is Only For My Wife

Ha! Ha! Fuck yeah! This wwizard gots some magical moves. Anyone wwant this hot piece of vviolet meat?

Any troll near Eridan moved away from him. 

Ha, ha! Nobody liike2 you, Eriiturd! Just giive up! Nobody want2 a iincel whiiny wwizard

Fuck you Sol. Nobody wants a piss blood as there matesprite. 

Then why am ii popular wiith everyone? II got AA and CC. Who do you have? Exactly! Nobody! Eat 2pace du2t, lo2er.

:33 Go Equkitty,

D—> Everyone peasant shall bow down to this beautiful pink unicorn with bl00 bl00d

Suddenly Gamzee comes up to Equius. 

D—> Highbl00d, this is very inappropriate. I command you to stop this instance.

CoMe On BrO iT’s A sEx PaRtY tHiS iS ApPrOpRiAtE 

D—> Oh My this is so lewd

MEANWHILE WITH TEREZI, VRISKA, KARKAT AND TAVROS

Y34H! TH1S P4RTY 1S 4W3SOM3!

WILL YOU STOP THAT! THIS PARTY SUCKS! I HATE THIS FUCKING COSTUME! WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO DRESS ME UP AS A FUCKING PRINCESS?! THIS THONG IS EATING UP MY ASS!

It was Equius’s idea. You look cute Karkat. That dress is literally perfect. 8est idea Equius has ever come up with

yEAH KARKAT YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY

Suddenly MALLEK on a leash crawls past with a dominate Galekh holding the leash.

Come on Mallek. That’s a good boy.

WHAT THE FUCK? IS HE WEARING A BARKBEAST COLLAR?! WHY IS HE ONLY IN A G-STRING! GOG THIS PARTY IS SHIT! I’M OUT OF HERE!

H3 H3 H3 H3 1 LOV3 TH1S P4RTY! H3Y VR1SK4! W4NN4 M4K3 OUT?

Fuck yeah! 

Both Vriska and Terezi Head to a room to make out. Karkat raus for hs life but he tripped over his dress and fell. Kan noticed this

Karkat You Shouldn’t Run Now Look I Have To Apply New Lipstick On You Good Thing Feferi Let Me Borrow This Glittery Fuchsia Lipstick Now Hold Still And Stop Crying You Are Ruining Your Makeup

I HATE YOU

I Love You Too Now Hold Still

Kanaya finishes putting makeup on Karkat. Karkat then wanders off. Marvus suddenly shows up. Marvus is only in hemospectrum colored undies. His nice hairy chest is exposed. It’s been making his fans get massive nose bleeds.

Hey there princess.

OH GREAT ANOTHER CLOWN TURD! I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH ONE! BACK OFF ASSHOLE I’M 21! 

I’m 22. You enjoying this party? Lanque sure does throw great parties.

Marvus touches the butt.

GET YOUR PURPLE BLOODED ARMS OFF OF MY ASS YOU BITCH ASS CLOWN TURD!

Well you aren’t a very nice princess. 

DO I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS TO YOU?

Marvus looks at Karkat confused. Karkat is in a puffy frilly pink dress, a tiara and is holding a magical wand. Marvus gives him a wtf look.

Uh, you’re wearing a pink dress and a tiara. I mean come on! 

YEAH? SO? WHY DO YOU CARE? ARE PRINCESSES YOUR THING? YOU WANT ME BADLY YOU BIG BULGED PURPLE BLOODED SHITHEAD?

I mean yes. You’re pretty. I technically can have you. After all I am a member of the highest caste, ignoring the fishies. I know you’re not a highblood but that doesn’t matter. That dress isn’t going to be pretty once I have fun with you. 

COME NEAR ME CLOWN FUCK AND I WILL KICK YOU IN THE BULGE SO HARD! 

So the bucket we will be filling is ♠️ huh. Ok my naughty princess

Karkat makes a run for it. He sees Sollux.

SOLLUX HELP ME! THAT CLOWN TURD IS BOTHERING ME!

!

GIDDY UP GOLDY! TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS HELL!

get the fuck off of me! 

NO! 

(Sollux throws Karkat off of him). Luckily Marvus is gone. 

I’m so glad you came to my party, loVe.

Porrim told me there’d be booze. 

TO BE CONTINUED 

[unicorn-poop]

Lime Kanaya and Violet feferi

Yes, Violet blooded fef and Lime blooded Kan. They exist in the same AU. Ya don’t see much violet Fefs, do ya? Nah! Probably because she’d still be a sea dweller or maybe just because people think Eridans personality doesn’t fit Fefs. Well, Bloodswaps don’t always have to involve one character getting another characters personality traits. This Fef has 0 interest in magic and has a matesprite so she’s no whiny incel. 

Feferi Ampora lives on land. She however likes to go for a swim time to time especially with her matesprite Equius Peixes. Yes, she and Equius love eachother. Feferi is the leader of her session (Yeah, I know). 

EQUIUS PEIXES: She is matesprites with him. Even though he is like a caste above her she is the dominate one in the relationship. 

TAVROS MAKARA: She is friends with him. Sometimes she will ask him to join her for a swim. 

TEREZI ZAHHAK: They’re morails. She loves her bl00 friend. 

NEPETA SERKET: They both are friends and like to FLARP. 

SOLLUX PYROPE: She hates his guts and thinks he’s annoying. 

ARADIA MARYAM: Aradia has flushed feelings for the violet blood. The violet blood is morails with the jadeblood. 

GAMZEE LEIJON: She personally finds him annoying, especially with all the fucking cat puns

KANAYA VANTAS: She and kanaya hate eachother! A lot. They try killing eachother but both end up failing all the time. 

ERIDAN CAPTOR: Black diamonds. 

KARKAT NITRAM: They never interacted. 

VRISKA MEGIDO: She is annoyed by Vriska’s existence. 

Feferi still uses a trident as her weapon. She is the Rogue of Space of her session. 

Here’s a lime kan. She’s still a green blood, she just moved down two spots. Limebloods are not killed in this timeline so she lives a normal life. She really loves plants. Her friends are Terezi Zahhak, Nepeta Serket, vriska Megido and Aradia Maryam, Karkat Nitram and Sollux Pyrope. Kanaya has flushed feelings for Aradia Maryam. Kan is in a black relationship with feferi as the twio girls hate eachother

FEFERI: Jegus, Terezi, my ) (uman is a delusional idiot! S) (e isn’t t) (e smartest flower in t) (e garden. 

KANAYA: Maybe Because You Are Stupid. have You Ever Thought Of That, You Sea Dwelling Witch!

FEFERI: You stupid green blooded land dweller, you’re t) (e witc) ( in our session! I’m a Rogue. Also I am t) (e smartest out of all of you dummies!

KANAYA: Sorry I Meant Bitch

FEFERI: I WILL KILL YOU! I WOULD LOVE SOME GREEN BLOOD FOR MY PAINTINGS!!!!!

feferi charges towards the lime blood with her trident trying to stab the green blood. Kanaya takes out her knife and charges for the violet blood trying to stab her. Aradia gets in the middle of them.

ARADIA: St0p fighting. Y0u b0th are pretty, ladies. 

Kanaya blushes and just leaves. Feferi just gets annoyed.

FEFERI: W) (atever! I would’ve won anyways!

You see, those two hate eachother. kanaya still likes girls in this au too.

So should I do more?????? I am already thinking about doing a Bigender Fuchsia Sollux.

[unicorn-poop]

Dodgeball 2

So we left off with angry cute lil shit Karkat, Green vampire thot Lanque and Tech serpent boi Mallek vs STRONG bl00 Bl00d Equius And the spoiled EXCIT—ED Princess Feferi. Everyone else is out. Cronus is still on the ground in pain. RIP Cronus’s jewels. He won’t be reproducing with Kankri anybody anytime soon.

Karkat was so angry because Fef and Eq were making fun of his size.

LANQUE: Fucking great. I’m on a team with two small dicked losers

MALLEK: >:(

Karkat grabs a ball and throws it at lanque who dodges it

LANQUE: You Mutant blooded dumbass. The opposite team is over there!

Being distracted this gave Equius the chance to hit Karkat. Karkat got hit in the face with Equius’s STRONG BL00 HOLY BALLS. Right in the face

KANAYA: MY BABY!

Kanaya has to be held down by Aradia and Rose as Kanaya planned on using her chainsaw on Equius.

Karkat was on the ground cursing

KARKAT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

FEFERI: O)( Look Equius. Two of t)(e most lamest trolls are left

EQUIUS: D—> Yes, one has a small bulge and the other likes watersports. Literal degenerates!

LANQUE: You fish bitch! I bet your Pussy smells like rotten fish!

MALLEK: Hey big guy, TAKE THIS!

Mallek throws his ball but misses Equius

EQUIUS: The power of having a STRONG BL00 BULGE! To bad you can’t relate, degenerate.

Mallek gets angry but lanque chuckles. Lanque then throws three balls at Eq and Fef. Fef is lucky but Equius isn’t

EQUIUS: D—> No

EQUIUS: D—> Fiddlesticks!

LANQUE: Guess your bulge isn’t as strong and big as you like to believe and I’m a green blood!

EQUIUS: D—> Princess I am sorry I failed you.

FEFERI: Don’t worry Seahorse. I’ll make sure to borrow Aradia’s w)(ip and use it on you tonight

Equius smiles and gets a noticeable STRONG boner. Mallek And Lanque Look in disgust. Equius goes over to the line.

BRONYA: Really? You had one job!

MEENAH: You And your fucking fetis)(‘s!!!!

LANQUE: So, whos your daddy?

MALLEK: Not you

LANQUE: BITCH I GOT THAT SWEATY MUSCLEBEAST OBSESSED LOSER OUT! I AM YOUR DADDY!!!

Lanque tips his shirt off revealing his nice body. All Mallek could do was blush. Feferi also blushed.

TEREZI: FEFERI DON’T GET DISTRACTED BY SEXY!

Feferi gets a ball and throws it because Mallek is being distracted by sexy he gets hit in the arm very hard

MALLEK: AH! FUCK! She’s strong!

LANQUE: You douche! You had one job!

Mallek bows his head in shame and walks over to the line

ERIDAN: YOU LAND DWELLING BASTARD!

KOKORO: HONK!

TEGIRI: You failed us

Now it was just Fef and Lonq (Lank).

LANQUE: Hey babe you know you could he smart and you know we could go into the janitors closet and fuck.

FEFERI: Ew! No! I already )(ave a boyfriend! I don’t date ass)(oles! You could ask that jerk over by t)(e wall suffering from the Troll male pain!

LANQUE: What?

(Looks over at Cronus who is probably dead now)

LANQUE: Oh, I think he might be dead.

FEFERI: ANYWAYS I’M GOING TO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND GET YOUR JADE ASS OUT!

ARADIA: GO FEFERI!

TAVROS: yOU GO GIRL! gET THAT JERK OUT!

ERIDAN: YEEEEEEAH FEF! MARRY ME!

CHAHUT: Get That Rainbow pee drinker out!

MALLEK: Good one!

LANQUE: OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOU ALL CAN KISS MY-

A ball comes and Lanque dodges it

LANQUE: Fuck! That was close!

FEFERI: KISS THIS!

Fef throws another ball only Lanque dodges it again

LANQUE: I’m not joking when I said-

Lanque again dodges another ball

LANQUE: HA! YOU SUCK! In fact you can suck my-

Lanque finally gets hit in the nose. Everyone cheers and carries Feferi yelling HIP HIP HORRAY!

Poor Lanque and Cronus.

The end