#blackdragon speaks

[theblackdragon-studios]

One thing I am looking forward to if a Fourth Wing TV series is made is that the dragons will HAVE to have four legs. Because that’s how you tell them apart from Wyverns in that world, and how you get on and off the dragons is by running up their front leg to their shoulder.

So there will finally be proper-looking European-style dragons again. None of this “two legs” bs that Hollywood has been doing with other works like The Hobbit and Game of Thrones.

[pushing500]

Four-year-old Night Stalker wakes up, dons a flophat, begins working at the crematorium, and chooses violence. Big day for such a little guy!

Speaking of violence, Magic Man and Fracturedivine did some damage of their own to poor Flea, who wound up in our small hospital with a few bitten-off toes. Nice work, M.M.?

Buckeye is being strange, and it made me wonder if she has some sort of psychic link to her un-sprouted child that gives her pregnant lady mood swings.

Euclid continues to be the best tailor I've ever had in a colony.

I imagine cooking back-to-back with someone who has massive wings and a long prehensile tail is uncomfortable at best, and downright impossible at worst. Blackdragon seems to be making the best of it, though.

I've been doodling the mechanitor from the next run on everything, and getting the Archonexus popup in the wrong colony amused me.

Then finally, we had some heartfelt reunions as visitors came to see us. We're going to see if we can recruit Mr Zannakos (Vasso's dad) and Synesthete (Socks' wife) before the guests leave. It will upset their faction, but family reunions are more important, dammit!!

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Yandere!Hakkai Shiba w/ an S/O he 'bought'

(I was sick of waiting for him to win the polls and wrote this myself. OOPS. Angsty too. Set in the timeline that Hakkai became the leader of the blackdragons.)

TW: NSFW Minors DNI, Yandere behavior, Coercion, Manipulation, mentions of possible Prostitution.

Your family is in debt. Huge debt. And you have no choice but to try and sell yourself to save them.

Searching for some kind of work you figure out the best way to make back the money they owe is a 'Host' club ran by a man named Nahoya Kawata.

The process is exhausting, they almost don't hire you. You're very shy despite your pretty face and they don't think you'll be a good fit until they hear you're a virgin.

You should have never said anything but you just blurted it out when they asked. Suddenly Nahoya himself contacts you and explains he knows your situation.

He says people will pay top dollar for a young virgin that is as pretty as you. You'll have to comply with some blood tests and a screening to make sure you're telling the truth but that if the results come back good, he can make sure your families debt is payed off within the year.

Its all a lie of course, as soon as your virginity is gone he'll make sure you're stuck with him for the next five years until you're all used up.

But then Hakkai Shiba sees you. He tells Smiley he likes your pretty face, and Nahoya tells him you're a new contracted girl working for him. He explains your situation to him and Hakkai asks to have you entertain him.

Surprisingly, he doesn't want sex. Just wants something pretty and innocent on his arm for one night to make him seem more menacing in comparison.

What he doesn't expect is to fall in love. Your gentle touches, your sweet voice, the genuine concern you have for him when he gets rough with some punk he tried to make a deal with.

You're too good for this. All of it. And he's sick to his stomach to think how Smiley is going to turn you out.

He then buys out your contract. Pays off your families debt. Smiley tells you what happened and now Hakkai owns you. Nahoya has a new contract drawn out for you, and you sign it without looking at it.

That night, Hakkai is quiet, as he slowly pulls you towards the bed. Loves the pure white lingerie you're wearing. Probably courtesy of Smiley.

Lays you down on the bed, and kisses your lips lightly then trails kisses all the way down to your panties. His rough hands run up and down your legs and finally takes the garment off, pulls your thighs apart and stares down at his meal.

You weren't expecting him to start licking you up and down. You thought it would be the other way around. But he expertly eats you out with long strokes of his tongue, gently inserts a few fingers when you start to get nice and slick, groans at all your whimpers and loves knowing you're never going to be touched like this by any one else.

Takes your virginity, and you don't know what's worse. The fact that a man you know to be a murderous gangster had your first time, or the fact that he was so kind and gentle with you that you actually enjoyed it.

He's big- No, he's huge. But you came on his tongue and fingers and for whatever reason having him fill you inch by inch, raw, felt so amazing. You can feel your pussy pulse around his girth, and you swear you can hear him gasp when you clench around him...

You feel him fill you up, and can't even force yourself to stay awake while he actually goes down on you again. Licking you clean with his own cum leaking out of you.

Hakkai never says one word to you...

Congratulations! The Leader of the Black Dragon Sect is now your sugar daddy. And even though he says he's going to help you, you feel like you're sinking more and more into debt.

Hakkai is also stark quiet with you. In his head he thinks you two are slowly falling in love and that you understand the depths of his affections. But you don't understand why a man who only speaks two words to you, Yes and No, when he sees you is paying for your nice apartment and nice clothes....

The paranoia is eating away at you. He's going to want something from you, not just your little hands on his arm and for you to have sex with him occasionally... even if its so amazing.

But Hakkai insists he just wants you with him. Here a new handbag. His sister told him this is a good brand. What about some diamonds for your neck? You're so pretty...

Eventually you tell him, you want to get a job. Pay him back in a real way. Your breaking his heart baby, he doesn't want you to go anywhere. Don't you know he loves you? Don't you know you're married?

You're once again shellshocked. That's not possible, you'll tell him, he just bought out your contract and had you sign a new one right!?

Through his tears and sniffles Hakkai pulls out the contract that Smiley had you sign and that's when you realize it was never a fucking agreement or contract of any kind. It was an incredibly detailed and thorough unbreakable marriage license.

"I-I had no idea!" you tell him, feeling yourself about to cry but for very different reasons, "S-smiley didn't tell me! Pl-please Mr.Shiba you have to-!"

He grabs you and wraps you in a crushing embrace, his huge form needing to bend just so he can fully hold you.

"D-Don't call me Mr.Shiba. I'm Hakkai. I'm your husband. You're my wife."

You can feels his tears fall onto where his head is buried in your shoulder, you see the way his own shoulders shake as he cries.

"Please, I'll be good. I swear I'll be good. We'll be a real married couple. Just please...don't leave me.

[tiramegtoons]

On this new day of the new year,

I hope that everyone, my mutuals, friends, and people I haven’t met yet (or don’t speak to very much)

The strength to live on another 364 days,

The readiness to face new changes in the most helpful way possible with what you have,

And the people you enjoy spending time with,

Keep them close.

Let them know you care about them and cherish their company.

Because I feel this is the what the good things in life are really made of

Thank you :]

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[blackdragon-studios-after-dark]

Rules and What to Expect

Rules:

1.) This blog is for people over 18 only. If you are under 18, kindly refrain from following this blog. I will block you if I have to. I block all blogs that do not have their age in their profile (a simple “over 18” is enough if you want to keep your true age private) This is to protect me from legal issues if any come up.

2.) If I post a preview to a piece, it means the full piece is too explicit for Tumblr’s new policy. If you have an account, are over 18, and wish to see the full picture: PM (Private Message) me and I will show you via link or in the PM.

Those are the only rules right now.

What to Expect:

-NSFW art and stories of my selfship (romantic f/o only)

-NSFW memes/Ask games

-F/O Takeovers that are specifically focused on NSFW and kink messages (in other words when I join a takeover, my F/O of choice will be in charge on this blog as well)

-If you want to gush about your own F/O and selfships feel free

Update: Also will reblog (and maybe post) Your Boyfriend content because the game is 18+ only right now.

I don’t play and probably won’t play the actual game after the mess it has become…but I like the fanart and fan content for it. It’s being posted here strictly because of the age restriction, so I can’t post it to my main blog.

SFW Selfship blog: @blackdragon-selfships

[blackdragon-selfships]

Tagged by Cat and MM of @justafictionalthing!

Thanks guys! 💖

3 Ships:

In general? Well, I only ship what seems compatible to me in fiction...but the three I’ll share because we’re currently reading a book from the series.

The book series is “Wings of Fire” by Tui Sutherland, and Aary and I are currently reading the latest book that came out. Because it’s on the brain and it would be a bit awkward to talk “ships” about people from his world...Wings of Fire ships it is.

Some background information: Wings of Fire is a book series by one of the authors of Warriors (the cat books) under the penname Erin Hunt, and is told from the perspective of dragons in a land called Pyrriah. There are three archs so far, these three “ships” are from each arch.

DarkWatcher-In the second arch, there’s a character named Moonwatcher and she can read minds as well as see the future. I won’t get into it...but she is contacted by another dragon that can do the same, named Darkstalker. He’s...basically the Aaravos of his story. lol

Don’t compare me to that child, Starlight.

Well you are pretty similar at least in “character type”. Ancient ‘evil’ threats, feared by the future generations of your own people, and imprisoned because you’re too powerful and/or clever to be killed after supposed dangerous ambitions are revealed. I don’t know yet about you...but he was planning on taking over all of Pyrriah and basically enslaving all other dragons’ minds to keep the peace. It sounds great in theory, but taking away free will is wrong.

...yes I suppose you have a point there. That wasn’t my goal, though.

I know, and I’m glad... Anyway, Darkstalker could also read minds and see the future, but he was trapped in the mountain near the one Moonwatcher went to school in (again, long story...) They started talking throughout her book and I thought they had a genuine friendship going for them...which they did. Darkstalker did care for Moonwatcher on a friendly level at least, but...

From what I was told, he still manipulated her. Using his rare gift of magic to enchant an item that caused everyone around him to instantly feel they could trust and believe in him.

I won’t deny that is a clever ploy...and in his place I may have done the same to prevent the past repeating itself.

Yeah...

But I would not influence your own thoughts and feelings that way even if I could.

Thanks...I appreciate that. Anyway, before the end of that arch where he was defeated kind of anticlimactically but at least not by being killed...I had hope for DarkWatcher. I thought it would be cute if one of my favorite dynamics was used. With the morally grey maybe-bad guy becoming a better person through the good character he cares about. I knew it wouldn’t be canon, but it seemed a cute concept after I found a few other people that shared my thoughts. Especially when I learned how young he was when he was imprisoned. Mentally he was Moon’s age still.

I still think it was wasted potential...and I hope the same thing does not happen in The Dragon Prince.

ClayPeril-I don’t remember how you say it, but Clay and Peril also from the book series. They were cute and I’m glad the relationship went how it did. It wasn’t rushed and Clay was oblivious for the longest time...but it made sense and I enjoyed it. They’re in the first arch of the series of books.

SunWillow-Same book series, but from the third arch. This is actually a female/female relationship and it is really cute. They act like any other couple, nothing about gender being an issue. The real issue is that they’re from different tribes (same species, but separate branches) so kind of a Juliet and Juliet situation. lol Except they survive the entire book and beyond it looks like, and the relationship is not the focus of the book. They have a bigger plot they’re dealing with.

I never thought much about relationships in the books I consumed. I did have a few choice thoughts about some that were “canon” as Starlight calls it, but I was more interested in the plot of the story.

Same here, but I still can’t help being a romantic at heart. lol

Which is something I find adorable about you~

Oh shush. > > I also am in total support of all the couples here in this community. I love reading about your relationships too.

Last Song: “Believer” by Imagine Dragons Somehow it reminds me of Aaravos a bit...at least some of the lyrics. lol

Last Movie: Avatar, I think. The one that’s more or less just Pocahontas (or rather Dances with Wolves to be more accurate to the plot formula) with blue aliens. I still enjoy it, but only the middle where they are showing you the world of Pandora through Jake being taught how to be one of the Na’vi by Natiri. Plus Aary and I saw some gif sets on Tumblr so I thought I’d see what he thought of it.

Agreeing with Starlight, the middle section was fascinating. The beginning and end...

I got enough of those themes from my past. Hearing the preachy way they hammered in their environmentalist and “most humans are ignorant scum” message, as well as the ignorance of one race over the other...I left Xadia to get away from that.

Well it exists here too...

I know...but I don’t have to sit through a whole hour of the unrealistic side of it at least. No one realistically acts like those trigger-happy military grunts. In Xadia or here.

In other words, if we watch it again we’re just skipping to the part where Jake is permitted to learn to be one of the people and stuff. We really couldn’t stand how arrogant and disrespectful he was before then...but hey, character development happened through the middle part so that was nice.

Hm, more or less.

Currently Reading: Remember what I said above about those three ships being relevant to this question? We’re currently reading Dragonslayer. It’s from the same series mentioned ships are from, “Wings of Fire”. Dragonslayer is a side-story book which gives more world-building information that I think will become relevant to the rest of the series at some point. But where the rest of the series is from the perspective of dragons, this is the one book told from the perspective of humans, which are another sentient race on that planet.

We get a look into their side of the story. How they live and what they think of dragons, etc. It’s similar to Aary’s world with adults living lies and young people exposing those lies and trying to change years of conflict. Even though they can’t communicate with the other species on the same level. Except one character...

I’m rather fond of Wren. We have similar chaotic energy.

He actually low-key joked about adopting her.

I still would like to, but she doesn’t trust people anymore. Especially adults.

Very true. XD But yeah, that’s what we’re reading. When we’re done with that I kind of want to reread The Poison Jungle, the book that came out before this one.

I am intrigued as well...I never thought books about dragons would interest me after my history with them. Of course, like people, dragons are individual. So I suppose that’s why.

I’m glad you feel that way!

You may have had a hand in it~

Currently Consuming: Food-wise? Or media-wise? Food-wise I had a hot pocket and coffee for breakfast. Media-wise...still obsessed over The Dragon Prince and of course what they’ll do next with my Danger Star. XD

Let’s see how accurate they are when they continue~

Tagging 9 People:

@wegotasatanselfshipperere/@happyallykats (either account, but just in case your boi has opinions to share. lol) @prince-of-nature @cynder-the-aculite @no-d4y-but-tod4y @francis-norman-furter @sekiros-blossom @seanmacguireswife @fandomsoffeelings/@selfshipfeelings (either account) @atricksterproblem

Only if you want to though. lol

[the-princes-of-the-damned]

Introductions 2/3

Name: Armand or Amadeo

Age: 21 physically 542 turned

Powers: telepathy, shadow walking and mind control

Maker: Marius de Romanus

Hair: dark auburn

Eyes: deep brown

Title: Botticelli Angel 

Speaks like this or signs off with 🍷

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[spacehologramcollection]

Useless headcanon of the day:

Productivity meetings at the Blackdragon HQ are always wild.

Kabal: Cannot be arsed. Has to be lured in with the promise of free coffee. Doesn't listen. Messages Erron under the desk. Is constantly tapping the table. His goal, piss Kano off, till he tells him to leave.

Erron: Could not give one single fuck. He has no fucks to give. Speaks really quickly, makes up words, makes his accent thicker. All in the hopes Kano tells him to piss off.

Tremor: At the mere mention he's not doing great. The Ninja Mime mug in his hand breaks. Kano tells him he's doing great. Tremor is employee of the month, every month, and has been since he started.

Kobra: Kano looks down at the Ipad "Is Toad bro here?" Let's face it. Everyone forgets he's there. Because nobody actually cares.

Kira: Doesn't turn up. She does not want to sit in a room with Kano. Calls in sick. Whilst sipping a cocktail poolside.

Kano: Gives himself a gold star, and congratulates himself for keeping the shit show together.

Everyone goes to celebrate, and gives Kano the wrong address.

[urhexgirls]

Happy Holidays Post

merry christmas my dears!! I hope everyone has a safe and happy holidays!! 🥺❤️ if you don’t celebrate christmas, still feel free to accept some extra positive energy today!! I always love Christmas evenings, specifically once you’re back in your bed after the day and just riding down the nerves from the day, it’s always a favorite sensation of mine!! but anyways my point is to relax and enjoy yourselves!! ❤️

mERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HO HO HOES 🤬🤬 YALL THOUGHT MY ASS WOULD FORGET?? 🤔🤔 NAH MAN, I WROTE IT ON MY MF FOREHEAD SO ID HAVE TO REMEMBER IT 🤩🤩 BUT N E WAYZE MY MAIN PURPOSE IS TO SAY happy holidays motherfuckers!!! ☺️☺️ feel free to let loose a little today, y’all deserve it 🤧🤧

Ah, happy holidays everyone. I hope you’re enjoying your time however it’s spent. I know the holidays can be rough for some people, whether it’s seeing estranged family or dealing with loss around the time, just know that regardless you are valid and loved. It may seem like just words coming out of my mouth, but it’s true and I mean it. I don’t lie on holidays. But… yeah. Love you guys I guess?

“You guess?”

Luna turned to send Dusk a glare, while the latter responded with a shit-eating grin. Dusk kept the eye contact as she attempted to fit an entire sugar cookie in her mouth before coughing and turning away to try and swallow it whole like some strange snake. Thorn walked in with a tray of hot chocolate and paused seeing the scene of Dusk victoriously swallowing the pastry.

“That was something,” Thorn chuckled as she brought the tray to the coffee table Luna was writing on. Luna grabbed a mug and sipped, letting out an appreciative hum a moment later. Her way of letting Thorn know she did well. Dusk plopped down on one side of Luna, and Thorn on the other. Luna stared at her words and took a moments pause before speaking.

“I love you both.”

A second passed, then two, the girls exchanging looks with each other before all grinning.

“I love you guys too!” Thorn cooed and threw her arms around Luna and Dusk, somewhat leaning over Luna’s lap. Dusk’s smug grin from demolishing the cookie transformed into a sheepish smile.

“You guys are losers,” Dusk joked, “but you’re my losers. I love you guys.” Dusk reciprocated the hug Thorn initiated and Luna sighed before joining, a soft smile still on her face.

And they stayed that way. In each other’s embrace and knowing that they have one another to count on. They weren’t just The Hex Girls, nor friends. They were sisters. They all knew they were destined to meet each other, and by some miracle they did. And isn’t that what Christmas reminds us life is all about? Some little miracles? Times like these remind everyone that there is such hope and optimism in the world, and perhaps even a little magic. Christmas magic? Vampire magic? Regardless, let yourself experience a little magic tonight and take care of yourself.

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[bangchanbot]

May 19th, 2021 - 5:58AM

"In search of sunrise"

"light in her eyes reflect the sky, just looking at makes me feel high,

and when she speaks can't help but listen, seven notes of music started kissing.

more songs to sing, more words to say, without her touch won't last a day..."

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[blackdragons-cb]

Smile, old friend

Cw// new member of blackdragons,felix has a mental breakdown, small description of his death

Felix wiped his blood covered blade with a napkin as he got up and walked out of the alleyway. "Miya the target is killed, im on my way back."

"What happened to the pretty boy with the innocent heart?" Felix stopped and turned around to see nobody nearby. He shrugged his shoulders and turned to walk away when he heard the person speak again.

"God what did hell do to you Lix?" Felix instantly turned to see nobody before walking off,speedwalking when he heard the voice again.

"God Felix you look so pale compared to your used to be glowing skin." Felix stopped and turned around in anger. "COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF YOU BASTARD!" Felix felt a tap to his shoulder before turning around, eyes widen at the sight of his ex-best friend in front of him. "God when was the last time you smiled?" The guy questioned.

"October 17th 1999, the date of my death. You remember that don't you Chan? The day I died? Considering the fact that you knew I was going to die and did absolutely nothing to help me." Chan looked down at his shoes as he shoved his hands into his pocket.

"What the hell could I do? Tammy already threatened to kill me if i were to stop you from going with her!" Felix glared at him as he clenched his fist in anger. "Well now you don't have to feel threatened because i killed her." Chan looked at Felix with widen eyes. "Y-you did what?"

"I murdered her just like how she murdered me." His eyes watered as he could feel the vivid memories of his death. "I tied her to her kitchen table and used a fucking axe to stab into her chest. I opened her up and pulled her organs out JUST LIKE HOW SHE DID THAT TO ME." Felix exclaimed,tears running down his face as his eyes grew darker.

"F-felix I-"

"Wanna know why I don't smile?" He questioned, anger and sadness being heard from his voice. "Because your best friend, my ex crush took what was precious from me. She didn't neeed me for a sacrifice. SHE KILLED ME BECAUSE THEY HATED MY EXISTENCE." More tears fell as he dropped to his knees.

Chan looked at Felix with tears in his eyes before pulling the younger into a tight hug. "LET ME GO RIGHT NOW YOU EVIL LYING PIECE OF SHIT!" He exclaimed as he beat on Chan's chest, his tears staining the older's shirt. "Im sorry Lix im so fucking sorry."Chan apologized as the younger stopped hitting and cried in his arms,revealing the scared teenage boy that was hiding under all the pent-up anger and sadness.

"They murdered me for no reason." Felix mumbled as Chan rubbed small circles onto his back,something he used to do whenever the younger was worried or sad about something. "I know I know," Chan whispered. "I should've stopped them..i should've stopped her." Chan looked down at felix and smiled when he saw Felix asleep in his arms.

"Can demons even sleep?" Chan questioned before he lifted Felix up and threw him over his shoulder. "Lets get you out in the open."

☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎☏︎

Felix slowly woke up and looked around in confusion. "You woke up." He looked over towards the voice to see Miya sitting in the corner of the room. "Mr.Bang told me what happened and asked me to watch you while he was getting his things."

"Getting his things?" Felix asked in confusion. "What do you mean by that?" Miya got up and moved to the end of the bed,sitting down before looking at Felix. "He regrets not helping you. I can see it in his eyes and hear it in his mind. I told him that he got time to make it up to you so he said and i quote 'If Felix is doing dangerous missions then I must be there to help him, even if he doesn't want to be my friend anymore' So of course I brought him in for a test run."

Felix nodded his head and sat back on his pillow. "Im gonna go stay at Kun's house for the night. Tell Chan that I forgive him but i'll never forget it." Felix got up and grabbed his backpack before packing himself clothes for the night and for the morning.

He headed towards the door when he heard miya say "Mr.Bang told me to tell you one more thing before he left."

"And what was that?" Felix asked.

"He said 'smile, old friend'." Felix's lips curled at the comment before he nodded his head and exited the room. "Classic Christopher."

𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐠

𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬

[theblackdragon-studios]

Helluva Boss S2 E7 Reaction Notes

I finally watched the latest episode of Helluva Boss, and I wrote down my thoughts and reactions during. Here they are.

Warning: Contains spoilers to the episode

Thoughts as I watch:

-I wondered what Mammon’s voice would be…Cockney was NOT on my list of expectations. Wow. XD (Edit after rewatch: I think it’s actually Australian…thickly Australian. I could be wrong but it sounds either Cockney or Australian now I rewatched it.)

-Huh, Fizz and Blitz were fans of him when they were young…

-Only in Hell does anyone actually WANT to be a clown. XD

-Weird how Blitzo is so weirded out by Mammon’s pitch about working with him…though actually Blitzo really wanted to run his own circus, so maybe that’s why.

-I love how obvious this guy is. XD The jabs being made at corporate bosses here through this asshole’s whole character so far…they’re terrible at lying, yet people believe it anyway

Blitzo is all of us that caught onto the bullshit. XD This episode is so great already.

-Going for the jugular with that “women just aren’t funny” line. XD 1.) the show is by a woman. And 2.) …yeah. Most of them really aren’t funny to me. XD I know that probably wasn’t the joke (women comedians aren’t funny…), and we obviously aren’t supposed to like him, but yeah.

But also the “written by Vivienne Medrano” credit, AKA Vivziepop herself I think. That was great. XD

-“it’s not weird. You’re weird!” “It’s not exploitation” Exactly what Hollywood says now to anyone being critical of their stuff. Seriously, first South Park and now this…bravo adult comedy people. Just bravo.

Also playing an electric guitar version of “Carmen” I think it is. XD Even more clever, as that song was about how shady and manipulative that woman was if I remember right.

-…weird to hear adult Blitzø’s voice on his teenage self. Though I guess he went through puberty already. lol And I think Fizz’s adult voice is partially because of the fire accident.

-And now taking a jab at the entitled fans out there that aren’t giving constructive criticism and are demanding things then being all butthurt when they’re rejected. Finally an episode I fully get the social commentary on. lol

-$69.99 Subtle. Very subtle. XD (and “no refunds: if you don’t like it, it’s your fault”)

-I LOVE Ozzie here. You go man! Yeah he has his flaws too, even as a demon…but he is so sweet and so honest with Fizz it’s great. I also love the message here about both being a perfectionist…and being a people-pleaser. Destroying yourself to especially please someone that doesn’t give a fuck about you…because you think that gives you your worth. Especially after his accident… I have a lot of thoughts on this, but I’ll see where things go.

-Asmodeus calling Blitzø…somehow the most bizarre thing on the show yet. XD And how Blitzø is perfectly chill about it. Well I know for one, Blitzø knows about Fizz and Ozzie’s relationship and is happy his friend is happy…but I think this is also more evidence Blitzø wasn’t that upset at being picked on by Oz, and instead by being called out by his ex-friend, ex-girlfriend, and Stolas acting ashamed of their own relationship (which is transactional only he thinks…)

But he is at least a little polite when talking to Ozzie. lol So that’s nice.

-…the horse thing. He is STILL on the horse thing. Oh my gosh.

-Vivzie and her team are treating us to so much great stuff lately! First Stolas and Ozzie working together, and now Blitzø and Ozzie. This is comedy gold! Also Ozzie’s happy smile at the end of that scene when Blitzø said yes. Why are all these bird demons so cute? XD

-First, I still love Ozzie’s theme music (it’s the song from his debut episode) and second, cool to see his less flashy, public appearance in other parts of hell look from that first episode he’s in too. It looks really good on him.

And it’s cool seeing a Deadly Sin icon being more subtle outside of his ring. Makes me wonder what Bee looks like when she’s trying not to steal the show.

-Eh spoke too soon on Blitzø and Ozzie teaming up. Ozzie left, but I understand why.

-More jabs at Hollywood and their harmful treatment of their stars through Mammon calling an already incredibly thin Fizz fat

-Huh that rock music…I know I’ve heard it in the show before. I think this IS the Greed ring’s music…but I can’t remember.

-I figured one rescue and hug wouldn’t fix everything…but Fizz clearly no longer hates Blitzø and vice versa, and they are friends again it looks like. But I wonder if Fizz still has anxiety about Blitzø being at a performance of his…or maybe he’s just suspicious because Blitzø has always been openly critical of Mammon and these shows.

-“Smile inside and out”…I’m surprised Fizz doesn’t have depression like Stolas…

-Interesting how the background demons in this scene are just silhouettes. I don’t know if that’s to emphasize how he’s this colorful entertainment prop and toy for them and they represent real world fans…or if it was to save on work load

-Ooh these girls (the twin performers) look like they’re from the Envy ring (Leviathan’s ring) by the fish-like look of them

-I used to find Fizz annoying…but seeing him in the last episode and this one, he’s more like Moxxie. Too nice for this world when it comes to one-on-one conversation with the way he was so polite to those contest participants

-Oh yeah! Mammon said women aren’t funny. XD Ha! I thought that was just a joke for the opening, but he actually called back to it

To be honest I didn’t think any of their acts were funny though. Just cool acrobatics and talented crafting

-More “clearly the money-greedy corporate bosses don’t care about you, their stars, or anything but what sells”.

-I know people will still find reasons to hate this episode, but I find it hard to think of anything they could hate without really reaching for something

Actually…they’ll probably complain that Mammon-who is fat-is an asshole and they made him fat because of it…when really, I think it represents the greed thing. He’s supposed to be the stereotype of those fat business men in old cartoons and movies. But as a jester. (Edit: And because spiders have big abdomens)

(Edit after looking through the Helluva Boss tag seeing the nitpicks and complaints: Called it. And a few other things they really zeroed in on just to find something to hate about this. 🙄)

-Giant hellhound background character…was not expecting that. XD

-Fuck…they didn’t have to include that moment with the sign language. But they did…that’s so sweet

Though seeing that kid’s horns…I wonder if their horns also act as their ears? Because his are broken… or maybe he’s mute, not deaf, but Fizz still signed back (despite being exhausted, miserable, and wanting to win this and go home I bet) to show that kid deaf or not, that he took the time to learn for demons like that kid. (Edit: I rewatched it and the kid only had one broken horn in the later scene he’s in. …and I forgot Fizz’s horns are also broken but he can hear just fine…so ignore this theory from when I was watching…)

-…oh my gosh. The entitled fan is back now. This is absolutely commentary on both Hollywood and the Twitter freaks. So good.

-Entitled Fan remembers Blitzø too? Huh.

-Mammon’s 8 eyes…NOW all the webs around the place make sense. And all I can say is YES. Perfect design for the demon of GREED to have spider themes to him. It makes me think of Slughorn from Harry Potter, who was envisioned as a spider spinning his web representing his habit of collecting and exploiting the success of graduating students.

-Fizz making excuses for a shitty boss…also way too real...

-Again…seeing the twins’ performance, clowns must mean something else in this world. That wasn’t funny. It was cool though.

-Ozzie’s back! Yes! He’s so sweet to Fizz…and getting stuck in the door. XD

-Fizz is every famous person that is losing popularity to new things…the ones that cling onto it desperately instead of bowing out with dignity and what they have left…

-I know how Fizz feels here too…feeling he only has all the good things he does because of his fame...he thinks because he doesn’t look as great without it, that he’ll lose his relationship with Ozzie…

But man this couple is so healthy with each other. They try to be very private and secretive (and fail) which is straining, but they communicate with each other and they don’t allow for room for any misunderstandings…I hope we see more Bee and Tex too in the future (Bee might need a new VA if Ke$ha is still dealing with things or too expensive to hire) but these two couples will I hope play a part in Blitzø and Stolas’s drama with how they’ve shown they are in love with low-class demons as well…

Though Goetia are very different from the Deadly Sins…they isolate themselves from the lower class, while the Sins thrive on their company since they feed off their energy or it helps business and stuff.

-Oh my gosh, another Fizzmodeus song! Yes! And the adorable dance…man…I love these two! 💜

-Thank you, Blitzø! The entitled fan guy has been asking for it! And yes. You tell Fizzmodeus off for being hypocrites. XD He has every right to be mad after they bullied his friends. XD

-Oh man I see why the broadway version on Beetlejuice is Fizz now! That was an amazing song! Also Ozzie helping him. XD And getting…a bit more excited than he should. Hilarious. And Blitzø’s part helping too! This trio was awesome!

-The way the cheering kids track plays when Mammon appears in front of Fizz. XD I didn’t notice that until now.

-Yes! Get him Ozzie! Fight! Fight! Fight! Two Deadly Sins in their full power forms! Yes!

-Oh my gosh, the con artist Imp saying ‘I say I say’ again. XD He keeps showing up!

-Ozzie’s animal sound effects…so cool! And the twisting, lashing tails…I love how all-out they go with him being a mix of three animals! Cause Asmodeus apparently is described as having three heads (hence the two shadow heads in his mane) and this design shows that so well! I love it!

-Yeah I think Fizzmodeus being open will help a lot in several things. Including upper class demons getting their heads out of their asses about this stuff.

-This final frame is perfect! XD

Basically I loved this episode. It was so fun and I loved the worldbuilding seeing the leader of the Greed ring, and of course Fizzmodeus being adorable as always! 💜

I do think clown has a different meaning in Hell…but we did only see some of what they did. Most of the humor for me was definitely in the social commentary stuff. And as this is a show for adults…that is what you expect. Jokes about adult problems and mature themes. I got exactly what I was expecting from it.

[pushing500]

It always breaks my heart a little to watch one half of a couple patch the other half up after a fight- in this case, after an attack of manhunting muffaloes.

Poor Vasso probably finds it incredibly taxing to care for his childhood best friend-turned-husband, but it doesn't stop him from doing an excellent job— he even remembered to kiss it better!

I've also decided that, while he's wearing winter gear, I'm going to indulge myself and draw Vasso with his hair out.

Oh, and Blackdragon lost his right leg to the muffaloes, too. No biggie, Euclid had a prosthetic made for him faster than you can say "If I had a dollar for every time one of my colonists has lost a leg in this run..."

Toddler Blackthorn is now Child Blackthorn, and looks just like her mama <3

Speaking of mama... Honestly, Buckeye, you're supposed to be an asexual tree person married to a dragon with reduced fertility!! Stop doing this!!

Also, I have made the executive decision that new saplingchild doesn't count as "the next person to come onto the map" and will not be sacrificing her.

Not to worry, though. We have at last sighted the sacrifice that will earn us our ship!

The Empire is none too pleased with our valiant efforts, but they won't be a problem for long. Soon we'll have our ship, paid for in blood!

Nepos has no idea what's coming for him...

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[macsimagines]

Hello, I hope you are well.

I like your blog and I think it's great :D

I like the idea of BlackDragon!Hakkai and Bonten!Kakucho as a loving husband and her pregnant wife, who also loves her husband very much. How do the two react to this message that they are becoming a father? What if his wife would like to have sex and also allowed him to taste her milk? Would you make a headcanons out of it? Otherwise I'll give you a free hand.

But only if you want it or feel like it.

I wish you lots of success and great days ;D

(You didn't ask for it but i got sum angst. -Ms.Mac)

Yandere BlackDragon!Hakkai

Married life was bliss. He came home after a long day of doing things that make him sick to his stomach, to you his loving wife, and for a few hours he can forget who he is and what he does.

Then you tell him you're pregnant and he can't even force himself to be happy. Can't for one second forget the monster that he is...

Keeps his distance from that point on. He doesn't want to be cold but he can't stand the idea that he's going to poison you or your baby. What if he's like his brother...

Eventually, you demand to see your husband. You're in your second trimester and he hasn't been apart of your life at all. Barely coming home and never once looking you in the eye. Locking himself up in his office and going back to just never speaking to you.

When that doesn't work you threaten to leave him, and he can't tell what worse the thought of you going or the thought of killing you and himself before you get the chance.

Breaks and finally confronts you before you can walk out forever and finally sees you. You're showing now, and he feels his eyes water at the sight of your baby bump.

Falls to his knees and wraps his arms around you. "Please...Please don't go..." Sobs and puts it all out on the table. his insecurities and fears.

You're not quick to trust him afterwards, but you agree to stick around for your child's sake.

He wasn't going to let you leave anyways...

Yandere!Kakucho

Was a very happy married man and made sure you lived in comfort. Had actually been wanting to ask about a baby but was incredibly embarrassed.

Big breeding kink. Never says anything but the idea that he could put a baby in you makes him hard every time he thinks about it.

You beat him to it though and inform him of the good news. Strips you immediately and fucks you how he knows you like it.

Has a hand on your flat tummy the whole time moaning about "You're gonna be such a good mommy. Love you so much for making me a daddy baby~"

Tries to take it easy on you but honestly is somehow so much more horny knowing you're pregnant. Thankfully your hormones are raging and you seem to want it just as much.

When you start to show is when things get really heated. Always want to be touching your stomach, always calls you mama... Always want to suck on your big swollen tits.

"Poor mama, your boobs have to killing you. Let Papa help..."

[allaboard-theateez]

*The demons teleports to a boat, confusion on his face as he looks around before seeing someone awfully familiar dressed as a pirate*

Hongjoong: Ah pirates, now that's truly interesting.

Felix: Hyung we are on someone else's boat and this is not where we should be. We should go now-

Hongjoong: hold on a second. I wanna speak to my doppleganger

@blackdragons-cb

*mia, hongjoong and yeosang turn around from where they stand together, a large map held between the three of them*

pirate!hongjoong: *he furrows his brows slightly* your counterpart, huh? and what do i owe the pleasure of having another me visit the ship?

pirate!yeosang: *he looks between felix and demon!hongjoong as he gathers the map and folds it up*

[blackdragon-selfships]

Hey meg! Do you prefer aaravos shirtless?

“Well...I haven’t seen him with one on, unless you count the vest-like top he wears, so I don’t have anything to compare to right now...”

“Perhaps we should change that.”

“!-Wha-Where is your vest?” She’s trying not to stare. She’s gotten used to seeing most of his bare chest, but somehow...

“Being put to a little test. I thought I might try again to alter the rules of time in this prison after explaining how it works earlier...then your conversation caught my attention.”

“...”

“Is this a problem?”

“...no. No problem.” Far from it...but she wasn’t going to let him know that. ...then again he probably already knew and was playing coy.