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The uneducated sheep are sheep for a reason. They bleat for the media.
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Ectoberhaunt Day 13: Isekai: Old Hero New World
Summary: Danny doesn't know how he got here, but science seems to have advanced a lot... and gotten very animal focused?!
(cw: alternating pov)
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An explosion in the lab and a tumble through a random portal inside the realms later, Danny has no idea where he is.
Blue skies, green plants. He knows he must be on Earth, but where?
Doesn't help that the green is getting closer as he moves upwards. Oh, he's going down!
Are those trees?
Oh yeah, he also seems to be falling!
Danny sure hopes he's in ghost form. Not looking forward to if this is how he kicks the bucket for real. Either way, this is gonna hurt.
No energy to scream and barely conscious as it is, snapping branches snuff out any awareness he momentarily had.
The Wild Kratts crew are relaxing in the Tortuga when Koki gets an alert by some Wild Kratts Kids. It was Aiden! Something strange happened in the forest near his home.
Something had a big crash in the woods and it seems to have scared the animals near by and the kids are worried.
Could it be one of their usual villains? Maybe, but they tend to be more subtle than this. Hopefully it's not a new villain they need to worry about.
The crew packs up and heads to the North American Eastern Woodlands, full of concern and mounting dread.
Danny wakes on a bed of broken branches and is surrounded by trees walling him in, the sun shining through the canopy. A squirrel napping on him scurried away as he sat up to take in his surroundings more clearly.
How long was I out?
He's not Sam and can't identify plants on sight, but he's pretty sure this forest is local or at least similar to what he's used to. He thinks these might be oak trees but don't quote him on that. It just seems likely that he at least stayed in the U.S. is all.
It'd be easier to find out where he is if he could check the stars but, sadly, it's the middle of the day. No stars for him. A shame.
Checking himself for injuries, he finds that he must have changed back after crashing. The timing for it makes the most sense for one.
Hoping he doesn't have a concussion or any broken bones that he can't feel, Danny starts to walk through the forest. Too worn out to fly for now.
That and he doesn't know if its safe to risk it or if someone would see Phantom and call the GIW or something.
Danny limped forward in the direction he chose randomly and saw the sun peaking brighter through the trees. Hoping that it means there's a clearing, he speeds up as much as he can.
The closer he got, the louder and more distinct voices became in that direction.
They sound young.
Once he reached the edge of the forest and into the clearing, his legs gave out. He has been walking without rest since he woke up and Danny can't even remember when he last ate.
As he blacks out, his only thought was how he must look to the kids who had to be nearby.
Hope this doesn't traumatize them.
The crew arrives on scene. The clearing near the beaver pond seems undamaged but they know better than to just judge without investigating.
The area is eerily quiet, especially for this time of day.
Jimmy pulls them in for a landing and the others get ready to disembark. Kratt brothers Martin and Chris make their way to the concerned children first thing when the Tortuga landed.
"Ok, just to be clear. What did you hear?" Martin beat Chris to the punch in asking.
"There was a big crash deep in the woods. And then the whole forest went quiet. We haven't seen almost any animals since." The older of the two brothers answered, the younger one nodding to confirm he heard it, too.
After deliberating with the others, the Kratt brothers were about to venture into the woods to investigate. About to.
Because right before they could, a boy, early teens at oldest, stumbled out of the forest looking like he had been through a very rough hike.
Meanwhile, miles away but in the same forest hours ago:
The whelp didn't notice him?! What an insult. The halfling is quick to notice the presence of a ghost, even if due to that 'ghost sense' of his. To not be noticed means it was on purpose or something is wrong with his prey. Yet he seemed to be functioning like usual!
Skulker hovers above the treeline, watching Danny plummet into the leafy abyss.
"Pathetic. The whelp really must be slipping if he failed to notice me. Although his parents were right there and disrupted the sanctity of my hunt! They have no respect for actual hunters. Closer to savages who target indiscriminately than a hunter who can tell which prey is worth the effort and which are bottom feeders best left alone. Even the whelp knows that! They are more akin to Plasmius and his cruel experiments on the recently dead and never born than true hunters." The ghost thought out loud to himself, mentally marking his observations down as he flew. Grumbling along the way. "It should not matter where the hunt took place, even inside the cursed residence."
He left to find something more fun to hunt in the meantime. The whelp was no fun when he doesn't bring a challenge!
And he didn't have to search long.
He didn't happen upon a creature catching his eyes but another hunter! One with a different style and class than he's seen the human world have before! Even if he hasn't really seen most of the human world. He won't stay, of course, but he can observe these new methods and see if he can add them to his own style. The possibilities are endless.
Coming into consciousness was never fun as he was forced to take stock of what is wrong. Danny is sure more damage to his person happened since the last time he did so. A few hours ago. He thinks.
He has never been good at telling time on a good day, let alone on a day where he hasn't been aware of time's passing.
Sitting up, he realized his burns he can now feel have fresh bandages on and that he is not alone or surrounded by trees this time.
He seems to instead be in some kind of medical room. Not professional and it lacks the smell of antiseptic and buzzing of florescent lighting of a hospital. One less thing to worry about, he supposed.
I am getting real tired of not knowing what's going on.
A young woman poked her head in the room. She had a tan complexion, neatly tied back hair, and a bright yellow jacket. Her face lit up once she saw him, kind brown eyes landing on him.
"Hey, we were worried about you!"
Danny doesn't know this woman nor why she'd be worried. Sure he was hurt, but he got hurt all the time!
In lieu of answering with words, he used his very confused expression and pointed to himself to ask and make sure.
"Yes, you! What kind of kid goes hiking in the middle of the woods without any gear or ways of communication?"
Oh yeah, my phone should still be in my room. Haven't had the chance to tell anyone something happened. That and something was in the lab, of course I went alone!
"Someone who woke up there and just started walking." Danny was still groggy having just woken up, his mouth moved before his thoughts caught up with him.
"Just woke up there?!"
Ooops, guess that was the wrong thing to say.
"Sorry? It was the middle of the night when someone broke in and the sun was up when I woke up in the middle of all the trees."
Her face looks sickened.
SHIIIT. WHY CAN'T I SAY THE RIGHT THING?!
"What I meant was 'Hi, my name is Danny, what is yours?'!" he near panic shouted out of sheer embarrassment.
Taking a second, the woman in yellow tried to get her thoughts in order while making sure her mouth worked. Hopefully better than his as he keeps putting his foot in his mouth.
"R-right, I'm Aviva and you're on the Tortuga. The headquarters of the Wild Kratts crew."
"That was a lot of words that you said. I don't know what a 'Tortuga' or a 'Wild Kratts' is but it's nice to meet you, Aviva." Danny answered her with a polite smile and an attempt at a handshake which she thankfully returned.
"Well, it seems we both have questions. How about I get the others so I'm not the only one trying to clear this up with you? Or you can move to the main area when you're ready. Ayaiyai, I am not the team medic. I think I'll grab someone else to clear you and get you something to eat and drink. They'll want to know you're awake, anyway."
All he could do was not as she left the room muttering to herself like mad with a dazed expression.
Great, more strangers. At least I can get answers soon. Hopefully.
Martin and Chris were investigating the forest. Something mysterious is happening and they don't like what they've been seeing.They found the spot of broken branches a good ways in like something fell from way up high.
They sure hope it wasn't anything alive because they doubt whatever it was would have survived the fall. But given that there are nothing but broken branches, either an animal dragged it off or the fallen object got up on its own.
It wasn't just that. If it was just whatever fell, the forest wouldn't be as silent as it is. It's giving them an eerie feeling.
Chris searches for clues from the trees as the climbing brother while Martin checks from the ground.
Heavy boot prints and purposefully damaged plant life hints at someone dangerous out here. They worry about the kid they found who came from this direction and woke up here according to him if Aviva's report is accurate.
They decide to continue investigating a bit longer before heading back. Their animal friends could be in danger and a kid has been targeted!
Only, they didn't need to continue looking. The air grew colder when before the sun kept them warm and now it's like the sun can't reach them. A deafening silence even more noticeable over the lack of forest noise, and a new sound of the whine of small rockets like a jet pack.
Out of the corner of their eyes they could see a silver suit of armor and flaming green hair. A net suddenly sprung out at them and they barely managed to dodge!
The only thing they heard from this new villain was him calling for a 'whelp' and that nothing else in the area would be worth his time, but that they would do for now.
Danny made his way to the main area of this building he woke up in, having gotten tired of waiting, when he heard an alarm. Still exhausted, he braces against the wall after the noise assaults his ears.
What the?
Now fully awake, he tries to understand what has everyone in such a tizzy.
Two men were on a video call on the big screen talking to Aviva, a ginger, and a black woman he has yet to meet. Talking about a new villain searching for some rare creature he called a 'whelp' while stomping around in a metal suit.
A new villain? Wait... 'Whelp'? Oh no.
Danny is now glad no one noticed him because now he can sneak out as Phantom. His reserves are still low but if Skulker is here looking for him, then he's gonna get him!
Not gonna let some innocent civilians get hurt because he's too tired. He never let that stop him before!
... Though, he will have to be smart about his powers. They don't know about him, maybe even ghosts in general, and he doesn't want to ruin a forest because a ghost followed him all the way out here.
On his way out, he got to see the place from the outside and he just knows his friends would be jealous once their worry moves out of the way. A turtle ship! Not too unbelievable from what he's seen but it's amazing. A combination of both Sam and Tucker's passion!
Well, I can always be fascinated later.The dead never rest, after all.
He snaps out of his momentary awe and leaves towards where he first woke up. Following the now twice over haunted forest trail.
Further into the forest, the brothers were dealing with this guy. Or trying to at least.
It's like this anything they do goes straight through him!
Don't get them wrong, they are glad they are being targeted instead of some poor animal but c'mon! This guy has to be getting tired at some point! Even if it's just his suit getting overused.
He kept demanding information of where whatever creature he was looking for was. Which, even if they got what he meant specifically by 'whelp' and 'half ghost' they'd never rat out any creature to someone who'd want to hurt them, anyway!
And then, he decided since they aren't helpful, they might as well be target practice! Who does this?!
They're on the back foot, trying to get away when suddenly a blast of green energy comes from behind. Shooting right in between the brothers and hitting the suit or armor guy square in the chest. Pushing the villain back a few feet and leaving a strange, charged smell in the air.
Whatever that was, the new villain grinned at the arrival.
The crew back at the Tortuga scrambled.
A new villain, a hunter by the sounds of it, is looking for a creature he calls 'whelp' or 'halfling'.
And to make matters worse, when Aviva went to check on the injured kid and he was gone. He vanished as if he was a ghost!
She was the one to check on him because he already met her and now she's even more worried about him! She's glad they already sent the Wild Kratts kids who called them here home. It wouldn't do to worry about their safety, too!
He said he just woke up in the middle of the woods and some of his wounds are older than just the last few hours he has to have been hiking for. More like stumbling! He's lucky the direction he picked led him to other people!
How did he up and leave without anyone noticing, anyway? Even if they were busy, someone should have heard him leave! Right?
No! Don't beat yourself up for this, Aviva! Focus on the task at hand for now! A new villain is in these woods now and the injured kid disappeared! They could be connected somehow!
She jumped on a Buzz Bike after letting the others know she was on her way, and left towards the action.
The brothers Kratt only had a moment to turn their head to see the newcomer before things started happening again. The world felt like it was on pause between the blast and the newcomer floating in there, feet off the ground, as they gave a sassy and confident smirk.
Whoever this was had the physical appearance of a young teenager with snow white hair and glowing green eyes, shining the same color that is lighting up his outstretched fist. He seemed to be glowing the same white as his hair and off-putting aura that the man before them was. An aura that wasn't that noticeable before now is amplified. The rest of him was in black and white like a strange bodysuit with a stylized D on his chest. An emblem like their paw print ones on the power suits.
The power suits!
That gives them and idea.
Before they left to find some creatures, they could hear the robotic armor and newcomer exchange banter like they knew each other.
"Ah, so you finally show yourself!"
"Skulker, you asshole! First you broke into the lab and shot me in the back and now you are just throwing a tantrum because I'm not here to entertain you! What the hell!"
"You know full well how this goes, ghost child."
"But at 2 AM?! I just managed to pass out. And because you attacked in the house, the house's defenses activated! I am so tired of you and I'm running on negative sleep!"
Wait... the 'whelp' was this KID?!
The newly dubbed 'Skulker' refuted the accusation that he blew up whatever lab the kid was in. Then shouting about some kind of 'Frootloop' was the last they heard before they made a retreat.
Who that kid is doesn't matter right now, it's time to find some creature powers to help him out. They don't want to leave the kid alone with that guy for long, he looks and is acting like he can handle it but he's clearly very tired. Skulker is very clearly armed and dangerous!
Aviva made her way to the boys, having no idea where Danny wandered off to and only able to focus on one thing at the moment, when the brothers quite literally crashed into her. Leaving them all sprawled on the ground for a hot minute before picking themselves back up.
"Guys?! What is going on?"
"We wish we could tell you." Martin replied first, taking a second to process things.
"What we do know," Chris chimed in, "is that what we need is some creature power. There is a dangerous villain farther in and we need to help that mystery kid fighting him!"
"What? Is there someone else out there? Did you say 'kid'?"
"Yeah, and we need to help them. They showed up out of nowhere to help fight off Skulker, that's the villains name apparently by the way, but they seemed really tired just after one hit!"
"What?!"
"Yeah. We need to help them! Hopefully after we can learn who this person is, too!"
"Well, more than being the 'whelp' Skulker was searching for!"
The boys ran off in different directions, finding a different creature to transform into.
Aviva was left there, stunned.
Today has been so confusing.
And not the fun way.
She's going to help even if she doesn't know everything that's going on or so help her!
Aviva gets back on the Buzz Bike and heads for the action.
Danny has less energy than he thought!
One blast and he's already struggling to not change back again.
Damn Skulker! First his ghost sense wakes him up and then he comes at him from behind, pushing him into this mess!
Sure, maybe the lab explosion was probably not entirely his fault but there's a whole lot else from that night that was.
Danny is pretty sure adrenaline and rage are all that's keeping him moving, but what else is new?
Having to doge and weave through the trees while Skulker can go right through them, apparently finding it fun to have trees as obstacles. Frustrating but he knows the alternative is the fight above the trees and he's not sure he could stay in the air long enough for that.
Exhaustion dragging through him, right to his bones even in this form, is his body's payback for not resting enough even if he never really gets to.
One wrong turn and a failed dodge later, and he slammed into a tree. Winded, tired, and in a daze. Struggling to catch his breath, all he can do is lean on this tree that caught him mid-flight. Collapsing under his own weight.
He was sure that this was it for him, when suddenly a large green bird and a human sized bipedal blue wolf, he thinks, started attacking Skulker from two different sides.
It wasn't until they spoke did he realize that they were the two men Skulker was fighting earlier! At least Danny thinks so? Today has been wild for him. But he is pretty sure he at least heard their voices back at that giant mechanical turtle.
The green bird man took the fight to the sky, Skulker following him. The ghost is curious and confused, yet intrigued. He hopes they aren't some rare creature for him to hunt, too!
While one went off to take the fight out of here, the blue brother stayed behind. The man came up to him, concern etched onto his face.
"Hey, kid. Are you alright? Standard question, I know, but a response would be good." This was said in a light tone but caution was in his voice.
Shit, is he talking to me? Great, hope my mouth works properly this time.
"Yeah", a groan escaped him as he tried to stand while the world spun, "Just trying to find the bus that ran me over."
"Buddy, I can say with certainty that getting up right now is not a good idea for you."
"But if I don't fight him, who will? He could hurt someone! Besides, I'm used to this."
The man frowned, looking a bit heartbroken. Danny didn't understand why, especially while in this state. No one else minded he did all this stuff. Danger is the price to pay for living in Amity Park, let alone being a Fenton!
"How about this, you tell me what you usually do when fighting him and we can let my brother know? He's the green bird you saw earlier."
Danny wanted to protest but he could barely see straight. Can he really trust these guys? He wants to but his head is pounding too much to think clearly.
"I don't even know your name, wolf-man."
The blue wolf man paused, before chuckling a bit, "Oh, right! I'm Martin and my brother is Chris. We're the Kratt brothers! Most people we run into are able to recognize us so I forgot you probably wouldn't know."
"Huh", Danny's mouth tried to work as he processed this. Martin and Chris are apparently big names here! But all he could say was, "Didn't know a bird and a wolf could be related like that, are you adopted?"
"Wha-", he looks at himself and realizes he's still transformed, " Oh! No this is from my creature power suit! Our friend, Aviva, invented them. Programming and form and everything! Animal DNA and nature know-how takes care of the rest!"
Huh! Technology sure can be impressive! Especially when it's not centered on his and other ghosts' destruction!
"Oh." Apparently he cannot talk today, "I'm Phantom."
While trying to remember what else he was asked, an explosion shook the trees, stopping any further conversation.
Coming back down through the trees was Chris, plummeting right on top of them, screaming.
Martin moved to catch his brother. To keep him from getting more hurt and to keep Phantom from being directly impacted. A glow of green and blue signifying the crash to cause their deactivation.
The light from their de-transformations caught Phantom's eye. They can change just like him! He thinks he can trust them with this, after all.
Oh, no! But that could be bad if Skulker decides to want them for that!
Wait... Skulker!
"Ya gotta remove his head."
The now human looking brothers look at him in disbelief. Chris showed confusion as well as only Martin had context for that.
"Oh, right! Chris, this kid is Phantom! Phantom, this is Chris!"
"Bro, that only answered one question."
Danny just realized they are both looking at him.
Right, it's not obvious. Forgot.
"The head of his suit. It comes off," Danny tried to explain while his head and mouth were not working right, "then ya gotta use this."
He hands them the Fenton Thermos.
"For soup?"
"Nooooo, ya gotta uncap it and just point it at him once the head is off. It'll get him to stop."
Dannys instructions were not as clear as they should be but they had no choice but to try it.
Able to get around the trees better and with Skulkers attention back on Phantom, they managed to knock his head off.
And they were really not prepared for what happened next.
With the head now off, the body just went limp.
Like no one was inside.
Then they looked at the head in their hands and tiny, green feet were sticking out of them. Kicking wildly.
"Use the thermos!"
Phantom's strained yell startled them that they dropped the thermos and almost dropped the head.
Only to be picked up by Aviva, coming in clutch.
Danny tried to explain what to do, but he's unsure if what came out made sense.
Well, either it did or she was able to intuit what needed to happen, as she did exactly what she needed to do.
She pointed the thermos and aimed it at the knocked off head. Skulker finally was able to force himself out of his robotic head right before the beam hit him.
His booger-y form is visible for all to see and cursing them all.
Danny laughed at his small form, feeling good about this.
"Hey, guess what! I can transform like you guys!" Danny exclaimed, impulse making an executive decision.
And Danny let his transformation rings wash across his body, passing out again for the second time that day. Oblivious to the three adults' shocked faces.
Back in the Tortuga, hours later:
"...And that's what happened. I'm pretty sure that the portal spit me out somewhere completely different or even a different dimension. I don't have time to keep up to date on most news usually, but I'm pretty sure either of my friends would be raving about you guys. One's an extreme activist and the other is a tech nerd who'd totally geek out about this ship."
Danny, bandaged and rested up, explained all that happened leading up to here since he was last home. He slipped in some things about his home and his friends and family. Even ending with what he thinks is a lame smile and jazz hands.
"Everything I learn about you makes me more concerned." One of them said. Danny thinks her name was 'Koki'.
"Yeah, dude. That is seriously messed up," JZ chimed in, "This guy wasn't even one of the more dangerous ones? Are you sure you should even go back?"
"Speaking to the choir, dude. I'm well aware how messed up my half life is. But it is my life, y'know? I need to be able to get back."
Despite the adults' clear hesitation about sending him back, they don't want to trap him here away from the people he loves. That's what their villains try to do when they kidnap baby animals! With what they old him, he can at least trust them to help him get home.
Somehow.
"How will I get home, anyway? I can do some basic engineering from being around my parents' stuff my whole life but I'm not sure where to start!" Danny had to ask. He feels like he can ask them despite the uncertainty. It's not often he comes across adults he can feel this way about.
"Oh, I can help with that!"
"Aviva? I thought you did animal based engineering and inventing?"
"Si, I am. But if I managed to crack time travel, even just a bit, then I don't see how I can't do this, too!
"Now, that is some confidence! Time travel? Do tell!"
"Oh!" The brothers simultaneously looked at her and Danny, "She invented a time trampoline!"
"We went back in creature time to meet extinct animals!"
They practically talked over each other out of excitement.
"A trampoline?!" Danny could hardly believe that human made time travel existed here, let alone one that functioned like a trampoline!
The group laughed good naturedly at his reaction, as understandable as it was.
"I think we all agree that you can stay with us until a way home is secured. Bet you never got to fly in a giant turtle ship, before?" Jimmy casually tells him in his usual, laid back tone.
"You bet I haven't! I did successfully land a NASA shuttle once, though. That was a story and a half for sure. I've done a lot of flight simulators in preparation to be an astronaut!"
It felt good to be able to passionately talk about what he loves with others who can share back different passions.
"Ah, a future space boy, huh?," JZ responded, "Thinking about life on other planets?"
"One of the many things to think about regarding space!" Space talk really brought out Danny's energy.
"Oh,"Koki added, "bet he doesn't know about tardigrades!"
"What are those?"
"Tardigrade, or a water bear, is a small creature, usually only visible with a microscope that can survive in even the harshest environments. Creatures like the tardigrade show us that life could be possible out there in ways we never thought possible." It's like all of them took turns infodumping that he wasn't able to discern who said which part as he took in the information.
"Those things sound so cool! How do we find them?"
"I guess we can show you. You are staying until you can go home after all!"
He's looking forward to future adventures while they last. To learning about animals he never once though twice about and giving their villains a good scare.
"Oh yeah," a thought just occurred to him, "what does 'tortuga mean? Like why did you make that the name of your giant turtle ship?"
"Danny," Aviva said with a smirk,"'Tortuga' means 'turtle' in Spanish!"
Danny's face lit up red in embarrassment and everyone laughed at his expense. He felt warm and welcome here, a way he hasn't back home in a long time if ever.
If animals and how they work were taught anything like this, I don't think I would have failed that class as badly. I think being here will be fun while it lasts!
Sam and Tucker are gonna be so jealous!
#danny phantom#ectoberhaunt#ectoberhaunt24#day 13#Isekai: old hero new world#fanfic#my fic#danny fenton#wild kratts#kratt brothers#martin kratt#chris kratt#aviva corcovado#jimmy z#koki wild kratts#long post#this got really long#written like a long episode#with potential for more#my art#my post#bleating sheep
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I think I can speak for at least 90% of America and the earth when I say, what the fuck is this shit?!
This is a dedicated sheep or a man making a desperate plea for an intervention.

Refusing to vote or refusing to vote for Biden/Harris is a vote for global dysfunction and hate.
#VoteBlue
#truth#common sense#msm is the enemy#globalist playbook#bleating sheep#globalism is a mental disorder
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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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I just realized; did you ever tell us who harpooned Hizashi?!?!? AND WHY HASN'T NEMURI SHARK EATEN THEM?? 😡
He was in an area (nearer the lighthouse) that he didn't usually go to, looking for pearls and suchlike while Nemuri hunted in a different area. There is a group of sailors who go out on their lobster boat around the lighthouse, drunk, hunting for mermaids. Aizawa usually wards them off since they're not allowed to fish in those waters as it's his property. Anyway, they see what they suspect to be a mermaid tail whipping around under the waves, and shoot a harpoon at it, but it soon disappears further into the water. Aizawa hears them shouting and rows out to tell them to go home which they eventually do. Hizashi can't swim with the harpoon in his tail and he's losing a lot of blood so he ends up washed up on the beach of the island, and stays there overnight in the freezing cold, drying out, until Aizawa finds him.
Nemuri doesn't know what happened to him until they meet up again, although he calls out to her from the lighthouse (merpeople can communicate by wailing/'singing' and you Know he's loud) so she knows he's at least alive.
#the sailors are gone by the time she gets to the lighthouse so she cannot exact her revenge#Aizawa hates the wailing btw#[throwing open the bathroom door] “would you STOP that NOISE”#Hizashi's like “Excuse YOU? I am talking to my WIFE rn”#basically each mer-person has their own song#so when one hears another they know exactly who it is#limited in communication - you cant have like a full conversation - but you know who's out there#like how sheep can identify each other from bleats#anyway.....#welcome to yap city#mermic au#eel!mic#shark!midnight#micnight#hizashi yamada#nemuri kayama#bnha au#midmic#siren!midnight#keep those asks coming#it forces me to actually think up lore
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Everyone’s talking about omega Stan and and alpha Ford but no one is talking about alpha Stan and alpha Ford beating the piss out of each other when their ruts sync up
#this is all I think about#they end up bruised and exhausted lying on the shag carpet of the mystery shack#after a while Stan tells Ford he’s gonna go fill a bowl and leaves#a/b/o#stancest#sheep bleats
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If your allegiance is to China, this post is for you.
If your allegiance is to America, we have traitors in our midst telling us we’re assholes for loving the USA.

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Happy Easter Bleatings from the west Highlands of Scotland 😍
(Lambing time is very late in this area, and new lambs are appearing every day at the moment.)
Photo: Easter Day, 20th April 2025
#photographers on tumblr#original photographers#Scotland#Happy Easter#Easter#Easter Day#Easter bleatings#sheep#lamb#little black lamb#lambing time#april#crofting#Easter Sunday#on the hill#photocyclelog#scottish highlands#cloudy day#woolly#moorland#cute#Panasonic DMC-TZ60#pocket camera#adventures of algy's assistant#original content#Scottish Highlands
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I can’t believe that it’s finally me and you and you and me just us
And Shaun the Sheep

#dodododododododo sheep#dodododododododo uhhhhh bleat?#yes i did write this to the tune of ‘and your friend steve’#lowkey joined a new fandom fhhfhffh#don’t worry i’ll still talk about tlg#shaun the sheep
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It’s so strange to me how the deep the sheep are entrenched; how they believe that less government and more freedom is fascism. That less government, fewer departments, fewer employees, and more of your money in your pocket makes Trump a dictator.
#truth#common sense#liberalism is a mental disorder#globalism is a mental disorder#donald trump#msm is the enemy#bleating sheep#political sheep
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AR - semi auto
M-16 - full auto
**See Bill of Rights. You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion doesn’t trump or absolve me of my rights to own any firearm I WANT. I could buy a canon, and it’d still be ok.

In case you are wondering (who caress) AR is ArmaLite rifle named after the company that developed it.
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Happy Indie Animation Day! Here are two brand new posters for Bleating Heart, featuring the show's updated logo (with typography by Sidney Gale!)
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can you believe it guys? secret of the mimic! just a day away! secret of the mimic is in a day! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. secret of the mimic just a day away! oh wow! can you believe it? secret of the mimic!/c
#[idk if anyone has done this soooooo….]#[anyway i cannot wait!!/pos]#fnaf#fnaf secret of the mimic#secret of the mimic#fnaf sotm#sheep goat bleats stuff
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Wtf?
Spoken like a woke, personal freedom hating non-Texan. Have you been to Texas? Obviously not.
Take your slander and garbage elsewhere. If you want to simp for China, I hear Cali is amazing.

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Mona you're the Goat 🐐
Uh, thanks, Anon? 😅 I'm going to assume you don't mean a literal goat. They're not the best-smelling animals despite their cuteness.
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rob the shepherd and crazy cat person
Yes yes!!! That's me 🥴
I want this to be my legacy
#i love sheeps so much did you know?#my furrsona is a sheep...#the bee in my name is a bleat also#cats are my favorite too so this is my paradise
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