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AR - semi auto
M-16 - full auto
**See Bill of Rights. You’re entitled to your opinion, but your opinion doesn’t trump or absolve me of my rights to own any firearm I WANT. I could buy a canon, and it’d still be ok.

In case you are wondering (who caress) AR is ArmaLite rifle named after the company that developed it.
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HEAR ME OUT smilk's new beast raid boss is a goat looking thing BECAUSE
PV probably takes some sort of inspiration from prophets in abrahamic religions more notably jesus than anything else or atleast imo and like you see him with sheep and stuff like in 1 of his overworld animations where he's with a cotton candy sheep like he may have been a shepard before his pilgrimage and stuff and what are sheep known for other than being cuddly and cute and tasty? LOYALTY!!!! And there's like a buncha thing abt sheep in some religions too like in the bible sheep are brought up a lot and are of high value I think not 200% sure like sacrificing sheep or using them as metaphors for things like followers following a religion or prophet with loyalty. Smilk is essentially like legit the polar opposite of pv, deceitful, opposing colour palette, completely different personality, yk and what Is his beast raid boss? A GOAT THING!!! What are goat known for other than being also tasty? Being more disobedient and violent and stubborn compared to sheep who are easier to control and stuff so a goat is basically the antithesis of a sheep [especially in the bible there are metaphors and stuff used for like people eho are sinful i think again not 100% sure....] THEREFORE HIS BEAST RAID BOSS HIS A GOAT TO OPPOSE PV IN EVERYWAY EVEN FURTHER!!!!!! Like js think abt it........ smilk=antipv and goat is anti-sheep.... PLUS technically you could relate a goat to demon stuff like that 1 demon called baphomet kinda look like a goat sorta soo.... yeah I'm a genius I know very smart very demure
#crk#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#chat i dont know anything abt demons and i have NOT read the bible take this with a non existant grain of salt......#needed to yap abt them 19 DAYS LEFT IM GONNA CRY /POS#i need smilk rn or i WILL die dramatically and tragically via pipe bomb in my larynx i need him NOW#proceeded to fall asleep at 3am instead of 2am becuase my brain decided to conjure up scenarios abt s#smilk and pv yeah thats right im a pureshadow believer a vanillamilkshaker and shadowvanilla-er be scared run away#literally the sheep and goat fable..
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MC: Why is Beel so tense for?
Levi: Mammon decided to prank him by putting a frog on the table.
MC: ...I don't get it.
Mammon: You know that frogs eat flies, right?
MC: Oooh~ Belphie is gonna kill you.
Mammon: You'll protect me, right? (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
#If you still don't get it beel's wings are wings of a fly#So he is scared that the frog will eat him#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel#obey me levi#obey me shit post#obey me sheep mc#obey me shenanigans#obey me crack#obey me brothers#obey me incorrect quotes
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spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3
#my post#my art#jrwi pd#prime defenders#fanart#yey <3#i have Reasons for everyones animal#wiwi is a deer bcus like. deer in headlights. prey animal. hes so scared literally all of the time. also made me think of chronic wasting#disease.#dakota is a dog because of course he is. no explanation needed. but hes specificially a pitbull bcus people look at him and think hes a bad#kid yknow. hes failing school he trespasses up the sides of buildings hes always late. idk something about how people think pitbulls are#inherently bad dogs.#also they have the biggest goofiest smiles and thatz so dakota to me#ashe is a coyote bcus i Needed him to be a social animal. and fun fact- coyotes dont live in packs but they live in family groups!#vyncent is a wasp (not because of Revenge of the Wasps but that was a funny coincedence)#because i needed a way to make him still visibly seperate from the prime people. so i made him a bug rather than a mammal.#hes a wasp bcus yknow workers drones hive mind. vyncent struggles with his identity. with taking action. with knowing who he is and what he#wants. hes a follower. chose wasp specifically mostly bcus a) yellow and he has yellow magic#and b) bcus they can sting a lot. and hes knife!#tide is a sheep bcus hes a clone. yknow. like dolly the sheep!#also a bit bcus like sheep get herded around and tide thinks being a hero is about following orders (at least in s1 he does lol)#mark is also a coyote bcus like ashe is one. but alsooo coyotes are opportunistic. will work with whoever to hunt. and well you know mark.#he did what he had to do.#they also go off on their own away from their family group to hunt! and mark left ashe alone to go work. yaaaay#and the trickster!!! i kindof randomly chose 5 animals (1 for each of the array) based on spookiness#so theres a rattle snake (tail) a raven (wing) a bat (other wing) an owl (neck) and a geep (goat/sheep. horns)#i thought itd be fun if it could twist its head all the way around all freaky style :]#also this is cursed as fuck but overlords whole thing was turning people into animals right. would this make his thing in this au be making#animals into people?? thats horrifying#and also why i drew mark w the bandages bcus i wasnt sure whether to make him half lizard still or. part human.
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i complain abt being single n yet every time someone hits on me on the street i just stand there like 🧍🏻♀️ n not say anything
#like im sorry but why are u talking so much n why are u saying ur a wolf n im a scared sheep#the only reason im acting like this is cuz im clearly uncomfortable#CUZ WHY ARE U HOLDING MY HAND#idk u go away#no one talk to me. Ever. i dont like people 👍🏻#personal txt
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GUYS LOOK THERE HE IS! He's my wife HIIIII HIIII 😳😳🥰🥰🥰😳😳🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
#Im too scared to tag the STS fandom for this#wallace and gromit#eh screw it#Shaun the sheep#Im so cooked its been 4 years and i still get so happy and jumpy when I see him
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I know the brothers are like too crazy for normal people to comprehend since duh they’re demons but like I think the things MC would do for the brothers, as much as they would also do for MC, is also pretty crazy (obv why it’s a fictional game) but let’s just lay it out real quick: (uhm spoilers as well)
Try getting a sheep human who would be so stupid to jump in front of death just to protect you (and your chihuahua) even if they were helpless at the time
Try getting a human who would still love you even after you… literally unalived them… or attempts, in many other’s cases
Try getting a human who would stab themselves instead of sacrificing you because they believe you and your family should be able to live together so they’d be the ones better off dead
Try getting a human who would literally give up their life essence in order to help their loved one’s life who’s been shortened- even if they have much shorter life compared to theirs
Try getting a human who would curse themselves to the verge of death just because they understand you don’t trust them to at least prove themselves they only wish you and your family happiness
Edit: Don’t forget the insane amount of work every time one of the brothers brothers went out of control during S2, like they went deep under water for Levi which could have resulted badly with one wrong move (water pressure idk how they survived), and lowest circle of hell to get Lucifer which was even more risking and dangerous.
(warning this is satire please don’t try getting a physiologically ill sheep to be your lover- only the brothers and dateables who are also unhinged in their own ways handle them)
Like it isn’t even cute it’s concerning what this sheep is capable of or how fearless they are. Combine that with S3+ mc who’s become a silly dilly sorcerer and then they became unstoppable.
No no don’t give me that everything is okay cute face.

#yes this just came to my mind all of a sudden#obey me#obey me shall we date#obmswd#obmnb#obey me nightbringer#obey me nb#obey me mc#the crazy sheep#that we’re supposed to be#obey me lucifer#obey me beelzebub#I would be scared if I ever met someone like MC#yk I find it funny how the brothers would kill for mc when they’d rather kill themselves instead in a dire situation
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How will the Yorks react to my plan to host a bachelorette challenge?
Deanna - Potential bachelorette Joey - Deanna's aromantic yet allosexual older brother Artemisia - Deanna's younger sister, has the evil trait Devin - 2 time Starlight Accolade winner for her acting career and Deanna's older sister Luna - Devin's wife, Deanna's sister in law Aaron - Deanna's pa (father) Calista - Deanna's ma (mother) Alfred & Rilian Villareal - Deanna's nephews
Joey: I assume you all know why I have gathered you here this evening
Artemisia: You contracted a WTD
Joey: What? No, we don't have the mods
Aaron: Look if you got someone pregnant we don't need all these theatrics
Devin: Excuse me pa? We always need theatrics
Joey: I didn't get anyone pregnant. This isn't about me, it's about Deanna
Deanna: Very funny
Joey: The watcher and I have decided you should star in a bachelorette challenge
Luna: Oh I love watching those! They're so romantic
Devin: Oh can I host? Please let me host!
Aaron: Cara your sister hasn't said yes to it
Joey: Let me give you my pitch. Tartosa is a perfect background for love. We invite a dozen or so ladies to come and get to know you Deanna, really know you. I think it could be a happily ever after for you
Deanna: I have university Joey
Devin: You have time between terms right? Oh please say yes De, my friend Norah would love to come help direct
Deanna: Aren't these things normally rather straight coded
Joey: In some dimensions, yes. But we live in a great world where homophobia is next to non existent
Devin: Except for Luna's dad, but he's not here now so its fine
Alfred & Rilian: RIP Jacques
Luna: *laughing* Wait- When did they learn to do that?
Artemisia: Ahhhh, Joey was talking
Joey: The point is we, the watcher and I, are bound to be able to find some women or non binary individuals who fit your tastes De. And we can get some family based challenges for them to compete in for extra time with you. Or get other celebrities or local businesses to feature
Calista: Oh we should ask the owners of Postres de Alegría! Maybe then I'll actually be able to get some of their pastries when I show up
Aaron: Tesoro you know if you want the raspberry tart you have to get there before midday. They can't not sell just because you might feel like a treat after your shift
Joey: If not Bob could help out, or he might know some people in Brindleton Bay who have niche interests we could use for a challenge or two
Aaron: I don't know that I like the idea of one of my bambina's pixel parts being on TV
Deanna: Yeah I second that opinion
Joey: We won't actually show any nudity, relax. Now Devin you can be host but I will obviously need to talk to any other watchers. Our watcher thinks it would be fun if they had some input about what skills their contestants would work on. If they don't she'll still need to know like orientations and official stuff
Luna: *sighs* Now you believe in multiple watchers?
Aaron: Joey has just always been rather devout
Deanna: I guess I am single...
Joey: You are
Deanna: And I'm definitely over Paris
Joey: Yes
Deanna: Reece will have to be allowed to do something or he'll pout
Joey: I can sort something. So, will you do it?
Deanna: Sure. I mean who doesn't want true love right?
I'm going to do it *internal screaming*! I'm going to start working on an intro post and some graphics so people know what the submissions need. Submissions will be open until Christmas but I'll push it out a week if needed. Ideally I would love to have households of six at a time, so I'll put slots up in groups of six as people show interest. I don't want to start off with 12 or 18 etc slots if I'll only get four sims. I'm realising a lot of my planning will need to know how many sims there are so I'll be opening up soon to help my brain.
Introductions, hosted by Devin, won't begin until mid January when most people are back from New Years holidays. So yeah, I was actually so nervous writing this all out, I need to calm down. Here's some basic Deanna info I'll put elsewhere to get the cogs in brains turning. This third child of an Italian family is studying physics with hopes of being an engineer but her main aspiration in life is Mansion Baron. She's a lesbian but I checked in game and sims with that orientation are able to flirt/form romantic attachments to non-binary people as well as cis or trans females.
#help I'm actually super nervous#Which is good because do something every day that scares you right#I hope at least six people will submit sims#The cat has come to sit on me to tell me to calm down#Also might push back the start if Hayley isn't finished#Because her Lilac BC is great#And has sheep
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The many terms of pop psych and how they are all flawed
Narcissistic abuse, coined by an Isreali to get lessened prison sentence. Claiming he had narcissism and was self hating and claimed those with npd do not exist as real people, only reflections. Having no true self. And unable to heal. And believes those with npd in relationships always view the other person as a mother (none of this is backed by science).
And promoted retraumatizing npd people and anyone else with ptsd for "therapy"
"Psychopath": has always only been a legal term. The 2 factor model was found to have various problems including many wildly different disorders to the point of irrelavance and only used to give worse prison sentences all while trying to stop any research on it because kept finding problems. (And its been shown people can actually be encouraged to do bad things because not aspd)
"Porn addiction" when ted bundy was arrested, he claimed he just looked at more and more severe porn and that led him to do those actions. As a defense for lower sentence. He was vanilla and follow up studies found no correlation. However christian groups used this to try to take down porn. Porn addiction was found to be unrelated to how sexist, how often look at porn, how much, how extreme. Just how self hating you are.
Maslows hierarchy. Found to be wrong across different cultures, people, time in life, situation. And was created by someone that believed psychology should never include mentally ill in studies and was anti vaccines cause he was a eugenicists that believed they would save lives.
Love languages. Baptist minister with no psychology knowledge that created it to try to convince his wife to sleep with him more.
Mbti. Created by authors with no psychology knowledge who were bigoted but inspired by a work from a psychologist who specifically stated it went nowhere and couldn't be used for psychology.
Brainwashing. This was created during the cold war for reasons why people would become a communist or join a weird religion or be an atheist. No evidence backing but the belief in it existing used as an excuse to torture and abuse people to get them "out" of that state. Which caused long term harm.
Stockhom syndrome: created during the worry of brainwashing being at it's height. A continuation for reasons why wouldn't they trust the police. Even though it was found out to fit only 8% of the time.
Stanford prison experiment or the belief that authority means no control on actions by people under it and authority makes you do terrible actions. Done shortly before the start of the cold war. And helped give excuse for reasons same with brain washing.
Even just 4 years after its start it was criticized for usage of demand characteristics (people assuming what an expirement is testing so acting out specific behaviors to fit with their thoughts of what the results should be) cause...no concrete "prisoner behavior". And that the participants were acting out roles rather then any actual influence of authority or controlled by authority. Just participants acting out stereotypes they believed researchers wanted. While also suffering selection bias.
Most of the "guards" in the experiment even directly stated later that they were intentionally acting.
There is probably a lot im missing(if you want to add other terms, feel free). But the point stands. Pop psych uses psychology like things to seem legitimate, but for their own harmful agendas.
#narcissistic abuse#pop psychology#psych2go#stanford prison experiment#red scare#stockhom syndrome#mbti#love language#aspd stigma#npd stigma#ableism#sheep speaks#empaths
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hm guys i have ideas
i dont write for jjk but ykw like who else is gonna be a famrer the way im imagining this specific scenario???
#★ MONTYVILLE:KISS FOR THE CHEF?#actually guys dont pick the nagi one#yet#ill make it a drabble first and then yeah ill figure it out from there#(i wont)#crazy story but i was talking to this grandma on the bus in england right and like we werr in w DEEP conversation idek why#i have learnt that its better having a big house in the countryside#i wanna be a farmer guys#get rich give the money to my kids and like#rest#have some sheep or whatever#🐑#the cruise au is like i already have some images saved#im still gonna do it firs#why am i acting like i havent made fhe decision alresdy#bllk#blue lick#no#blue lock#hq#haikyuu#if i tag jjk everyones gonna pick yuta#im scared#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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Still working on my BG human designs tehehehehe
but here’s a some wip of them :33







ZOOLI N MOLLY DESIGN ATE YOU’LL!!!

What do you guys think???
#wip#bubble guppies#Helppp#erm what the sigma#bubble guppies goby#ALSO GIL MY SON :(((#bubble guppies deema#bubble guppies molly#bubble guppies nonny#bubble guppies oona#bubble guppies gil#bubble guppies zooli#OONA U SILLY:3#Nonny looking like a sheep awwww#tried my best w zooli n goby hair lmao#i just need to draw their clothes an— *sleeps*#i feel so sigma#:3#Guys if u want gimme some suggestions for their outfits plss 😭😭😭#Deema my daughter u looking like a poodle 🤧🤧#I was so scared abt the “face syndrome” problem ahhhhh#My art#small artist
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I just rescued a lamb that was stuck on the roadside - call me the sheep whisperer. Gave it a cuddle before carrying it to its home!
#it was so scared of cars and I had to carry it to the field it had come from#hopefully it’ll reunite with its mum and stay away from roads in the future!!#I am not covered in sheep fur tho#worth it
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thinking about how the most attracted I've ever been to Glen Powell is in Everybody Wants Some!! because obviously
but low and behold....guess who's hiding under a WIG......
H I M

#I'm so scared right now you shut the hell up#trigger warning: buzzcut glen powell#everybody wants some!!#glen powell#it's like a wolf in sheep's skin
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Almost late night posting since I finally had the energy to finish this. I’ve been thinking about a crossover AU where Amanda and Wooly were apart of the DHMIS series.
Basically the trio are now taking care of the kids. I’m sure it’ll go smoothly.
#my art#fanart#crossover#amanda the adventurer#wooly the sheep#dhmis#don’t hug me i’m scared#dhmis fanart#amanda the adventurer fanart
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some recent sketchbook pages featuring my sheep and wolf ocs
#idk if anyone cares abt this lmao#all of them are from a new sketchbook i got from muji#the paper is good but it doesn't feel so expensive that makes me scared of drawing ugly things#anyway...sheep ocs name is lambert for now. wolf does not have a name. they kiss sometimes i guess#my art#original art#original character#sketchbook#traditional art
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Hey so never do that again, thanks
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