#blondieee

[storge]

I will dispel your father's curse. You haven't realized who you are yet.

SHISON JUN as Kai Asakura Fermat's Cuisine (2023)

[cupiidzbow]

wait i realized I forgot to post this doodle smile…. it’s in my nature make big men grovel. how does this make you feel white boy 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

TONIGHTTTTTTT MAKE IT MAGNIFICENTTTTT TONIGGHHHTTTT MAKE ME TONIGHHIGHHHIGHHHHHTTTTTTTT

YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFULLLLLL (OH OH TONIGHHHHHHHighhIGHHHTTTT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️)

[leilanihours]

okay blondieee

[bunsnsmoke]

Good morning yall, I want to GET FUCKED BY THIS BLONDIEEE AMIRITE

[missegyptiana]

BLONDIEEE

[matrose]

Caranthir Celegorm and/or Turgon ? 🫶🏻🥺

HEHE… thank you 😚

caranthir 🌹

Sexuality Headcanon: oooh maybe gay? or bisexual:) idk!!!! elf sexuality!!!!!!!!

Gender Headcanon: elf gender. this is exhausting!!!! elf gender is giving me a headache!!!!

A ship I have with said character: i do really like him with your tindawen 🥺🥺🥺

A BROTP I have with said character: obsessed with his dynamic with the dwarves!!!! i want more info!! the text says the disliked them for their looks but tbh those are lies :/ i knowww he had atleast one close dwarf friend :(

A NOTP I have with said character: mh..never really saw anything between him and haleth 🤷

A random headcanon: i feel like he gives very generous gifts…like you visit and he acts kind of cold and brash but then you leave and he gives you three jeweled rings and a pearl necklace as a guest present:))

General Opinion over said character: tried sooo hard to mind his own business most of the time. sadly not enough :/ i like him though!!! so much potential with him!!

celegorm 🐩

Sexuality Headcanon: 😭😭

Gender Headcanon: 😭😭😭😭😭 theres more wilderness in his gender than the usual elf gender thats for sure

A ship I have with said character: the inherent fucked-up-ness of the dynamic between him and orome…interesting 🧐 what IS going on there

A BROTP I have with said character: the dynamic between him and curufin!! ride or die too literally!!! evil brother duo!!!! did resentment ever build between them or did they outsource all of that onto their other brothers? oh oh ohh…. theres so many compelling sibling dynamics in the silm 🥺 also aredhel!!!

A NOTP I have with said character: leave luthien alone 😕

A random headcanon: him and caranthir are really really close in age, second only to amrod and amras. this led to a lot of rivalry between them growing up, and many little contests and fights that celegorm usually won. many fights were caused by celegorm feeling like nerdanel favored caranthir over him

General Opinion over said character: evil. interesting. dog person. blondieee

turgon 🦋

Sexuality Headcanon & Gender Headcanon: ARCHITECT!!!! ELF GENDER AND ELF SEXUALITY IM RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!!! NO GENDER LEFT ANYWHERE

A ship I have with said character: turgon and elenwe 🫶

A BROTP I have with said character: im interested in turgon and maeglin….very difficult all around :( such a bad situation but he tried to reach out but it just wasnt enough and everything went terribly…he loved maeglin & trusted maeglin and im sure the reverse was true as well. how would they reunite in the halls of mandos?

A NOTP I have with said character: 😣

A random headcanon: he tried to keep earendil inside as much as possible every winter. he didnt like seeing him in the snow ❄️

General Opinion over said character: i like him a lot…so much tragedy in his life plus i just love a hidden city concept. he was so real for going to live in the mountains :)

[chiss-ticism]

blondieee questions 10 and 39!

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10. What kind of jokes make them laugh? Very Few! :( She has a very... downplayed... demeanor. The most you're likely to get out of her is a small smile on occasion and, even then, very rarely does it ever reach her eyes. That being said: Dad Jokes! Having looked up a bunch, I'm gonna say that the joke that's gotten her to smile the brightest in the last 20-ish years goes as follows: -My therapist told me to work on loving myself... -So I told him I wasn't my type! As an aside, in the description I wrote for her I included this line: "Her eyes, bright and blue as they are, typically give off the impression that she's perpetually bored with everything going on around her - even if that isn't particularly true." So even if she doesn't particularly chortle at your jokes - don't take it to heart! She likely doesn't mean anything by it :)

39. What's your character's guilty pleasure? People watching! She frequents the art galleries at the Succubus Club, mostly as a hunting ground - but it's nice to enjoy the arts from time to time to, but she gets a particular kick out of watching Kine go about their daily lives - gossiping about this thing or that; simply enjoying one another's company, genuinely and truthfully with no strings attached

[bueckersstrap]

hey babes guess who’s in their new apartment with blondieee. i’m so sorry i haven’t been updating you throughout the week. i’ve just been so stressed.

remember the stuff that happened with my dad? well i moved out before noon yesterday and well my dad showed up to my apartment last night and was pissed when he found out i didn’t live there anymore. let’s just say he’s been blowing up my phone and everything so i’m just relaxing and ignoring him.

but other than that everything is great with my girl

-🌺

ugh i’m sorry ab the stress but i am soo glad that you’ve settled in!! and with ur dad.. what the fuckkk. you moved on your own accounts why is he pissed??? anyways yes protect ur peace bae ☮️

that’s so good i’m so happy for you babe!

[prentissluvr]

CONGRATS ON 600 OMG LOVELY THATS SO AMAZING!!!! SENDING LOVE <333

TYSM BLONDIEEE I LOVE YOUUUUU <3333

[cupiidzbow]

my beautiful princess with two lines of dialogue

[dleena2023]

bue bue oner blondieee

[bhumika-taylors-version]

do you know 1989 Taylor's Version comes out in 13 days blondieee?!??

@taylorswift @taylornation

[missegyptiana]

BLONDIEEE

[eleiwitch]

WILDEST DREAMS TAYLOR'S VERSION IS OUT????

BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE RED TV ERA??

BLONDIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

WHICH ERA IS GOING ON BLONDIE STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE CLOWNS WE'RE ALREADY PARANOID BECAUSE OF YOU??????

[meaningtotellyou]

taylor do something before i become a full blown harry blog