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blue x sumac hypo

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my friend reawakened my mario kart 8 dx hyperfixation so heres what i think each companions playstyle is like (long post underneath)

shadowheart

played mario kart wii

still uses inward drifting bikes even though theyre not good in dx

got hyped when seeing wii rainbow road in the wave 6 dlc pass

also still uses motion controls

hoards items

likes to play the retro tracks

plays as dry bones or shyguy

wyll

plays as link exclusively

standard kart and bike combo

very passive driver

gets mario karted often

"you shouldnt bag/item smuggle its not how the game is supposed to be played"

doesnt get tilted

likes the mario circuit and SNES tracks the most

gale

very in depth knowledge about game mechanics

still sucks at driving

time trials tracks

uses the meta combo of yoshi teddy

memorized the cycles on tick-tock clock, ribbon road, and bowsers castle

"erm actually bagging is a useful skill to learn"

for the love of mystra go outside and touch grass

lae'zel

makes combos prioritizing the speed stat

very aggressive driver

gets shock and uses IMMEDIATELY

likes to bump other players

if you green snipe her she WILL find you like a heat seeking missile

likes the tracks where you can push people off

200cc or bust

karlach

chooses aesthetically cool combos

chooses battle mode over regular races

always pulls power items for some reason

likes playing heavyweight characters

doesnt realize demon hopping and demon sliding isnt a mechanic in dx

starts off calm but slowly gets tilted as the game goes on

astarion

waluigi wiggler.

bags on every track for shits and giggles

has memorized the bullet bill extensions

gets yelled at by wyll for bagging

knows about soft drifting

can drive decently

doesnt realize bagging got nerfed

halsin

likes to watch more than play

typically chooses lightweight characters

teddy buggy :D

bonks and falls off constantly

likes wild woods and the animal crossing tracks the best

doesnt drift properly

minthara

has not seen a controller in her life

i dont know her character well enough to make a thing her

jaheira

the best driver of the group

likes bikes

stops when seeing the blueshell on the map

can outrun the blueshell

doesnt tilt

was a speedrunner in other mk communities

minsc

uses both auto accelerate and smart steering for baby park

boo tells him when to throw or trail an item

gets last place no matter what

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The Hero's Cookbook: Ingredients

Hey everyone! Here's an updated list of ingredients for the Hero's Cookbook!

This is a complete list of all the (food) ingredients in both the Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, pulled together for your reference and as part of my Hero's Cookbook project.

If anything is missing, please let me know! I might be planning to include it in a different post, or I may have forgotten.

Fruit/Vegetables

Apple

Golden Apple

Palm Fruit

Wildberry

Voltfruit

Hydromelon

Hearty Durian

Mighty Bananas

Fire Fruit

Ice Fruit

Shockfruit

Dazzlefruit

Hylian Tomato

Spicy Peppers

Hearty Radish

Big Hearty Radish

Endura Carrot

Swift Carrot

Fortified Pumpkin

Sun Pumpkin

Stambulb

Mushrooms

Hearty Truffle

Big Hearty Truffle

Endura Shroom

Rushroom

Brightcap

Stamella Shroom

Chillshroom

Sunshroom

Zap Shroom

Silent Shroom

Razorshroom

Ironshroom

Hylian Shroom

Skyshroom

Plants

Fleet-Lotus Seeds

Hyrule Herb

Silent Princess

Cool Safflina

Warm Safflina

Electric Safflina

Mighty Thistle

Armoranth

Blue Nightshade

Swift Violet

Sundelion

Meats

Raw Gourmet Meat

Raw Whole Bird

Raw Prime Meat

Raw Bird Thigh

Raw Meat

Raw Bird Drumstick

Fish

Hearty Salmon

Hearty Bass

Hyrule Bass

Staminoka Bass

Chillfin Trout

Sizzlefin Trout

Voltfin Trout

Stealthfin Trout

Mighty Carp

Armored Carp

Sanke Carp

Ancient Arowana

Glowing Cave Fish

Mighty Porgy

Armored Porgy

Snails & Crabs

Sneaky River Snail

Hearty Blueshell Snail

Razorclaw Crab

Ironshell Crab

Bright-Eyed Crab

Pantry Staples

Courser Bee Honey

Hylian Rice

Bird Egg

Tabantha Wheat

Hateno Cheese

Fresh Milk

Acorn

Chickaloo Tree Nut

Cane Sugar

Goron Spice

Goat Butter

Monster Extract

Oil Jar

Rock Salt

Dark Clump

[lt-sarai]

Watch my husband tremolo pick an improvised solo bc his band mates dared him to 10 minutes before the show.

[totally-correct-shera-quotes]

She-Ra Social Media AU

Adora (@giantswordprincess)

Runs a YouTube channel/blog about activism, swords, horses and dumb trends

Borderline shitposting half of the time, but whoms’t cares

Literally doesn’t get hate because her aggressive girlfriend Catra (@catertheporblemchild) decimates any antis

Catra (@catertheporblemchild)

Is an actual “do it for the vine” YouTuber (rip Vine)

Almost dies in 79% of her videos

Gets in trouble with her neighbor Ms. Weaver SO MUCH

Whenever her and Adora collab (which is like every other video), it’s either really couple goals, or Adora doing the mouse prank when Catra least expects it

Glimmer (@princess-glitter)

Bow chose her username if you couldn’t tell

Believe it or not, she’s a video game streamer

Salty af

Hates when people beat her at MarioKart (will blueshell you no matter what)

Does dumb challenges with Bow, Adora, and sometimes Catra (pretends she doesn’t like Catra, but she actually really enjoys gaming with her)

Bow (@honorary-princess)

Got permission from Glimmer glitter to use the username

Is a DIY & vlog channel

Actually isn’t clickbait (wow)

Also makes compilations of him doing parkour

Calls his fans “arrows”

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Shoutout to @marciethevillain for commenting on one of my earlier posts. That gave me the idea for Catra’s username (:

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Comment down below if you want to see more of this AU, and don’t forget to like and subscribe! (wow this is a new low)

[mi-does-hcs]

Random headcanon #18

Peter loves gaming nights with the Avengers. They are always entertaining. Sometimes he even posts little videos of them in the Internet.

The most popular ones are:

Bucky trying to hold back a small and angry mechanic from attacking Steve, because Rogers blueshelled him. Clint dying of laughter in the background.

The first time Steve tries out VR.

The first time Scott tries out a VR horror game.

The Wii Tennis tournament final between team Clintasha and Science Bros.

The original six team playing "Just dance"

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Major Discovery: BotW’s Adventure Log = Link’s Diary?!

SERIOUSLY.

(Spoiler Alert)

At this point, our beloved game Breath of the Wild has been out for around half a year already. If you have played the game, you are probably very familiar with the Adventure Log feature in BotW that helps you keep track of all your missions and side quests. Or else its pretty much impossible to remember if you were catching chickens for this guy or collecting weapons to show that kid who’s boss.

But here’s the thing- Have you ever thought about the Adventure Log’s origin? Who or what is helping Link keep track of his missions?

If your answer is the Sheikah Slate or the “system”, which is what I’ve always thought, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you own an European/American copy of the game. Because apparently, in the Japanese version of the game, there is evidence that shows that LINK is the one who wrote the adventure log to keep track of his own journey.

“Ok… So what?”

So Link wrote the Adventure Log. Big deal. It’s not like this is gonna change the gameplay in any way.

…True. However, Link didn’t JUST record his missions in the Adventure Log. According to the Japnese version, Link would often type up some of his own thoughts and comments on what he was doing aside from his current objectives. This could give us a deeper insight of Link’s character.

Here’s an example:

This is what shows up after you complete The Hero’s Sword quest. The content of the two versions are very similar, but notice the use of “自分” (myself) in pic 1. This is evidence that the adventure log is written by Link, who’s talking about himself in first person narrative, instead of “the system”. With that in mind, the Japanese version can be translated to:

(I) Finally retrieved the legendary Master Sword. (I) Don’t know if it’s just an illusion, but the sword itself seems to be delighted about this.

To this moment, Princess Zelda is still inside Hyrule Castle, fighting to suppress the Calamity.

She is still holding on to the faith in me, believing that I will definitely come for her…!

But with the power (that I have) now, can she really be saved (by myself)…?

You see what they did there?

The English version replaced every first person pronoun Link has used with “you”!

As someone who owns an American copy, and has never set the system language to Japanese, I was absolutely SHOCKED when I was told about this (credits at the end).

Remember how we could find diaries of NPCs all across Hyrule? Link’s was right under our noses this whole time!

Now that you know about this, does your adventure log seem a bit different from before?

(I) finished visiting all 13 of the locations in the old pictures. I remembered everything I’ve been through together with Princess Zelda.

In those memories (of mine), Princess Zelda always strived to complete the task burdened onto her…

Even if it’s just a moment sooner, (I) want to save her as quickly as possible

(I) want to see her smile again, with these eyes (of my own).

The translation on this one is just OFF. I can’t believe the English version completely omitted the last part, and replaced it with some kind of mission instruction.

Link has been fighting all this time to see Princess Zelda’s smile again with his own eyes.

 ...*sniff*

Not to mention those side quest logs. Once you realize that all of the entries were written by Link himself, the seemingly trivial information recorded in those suddenly opens up so many more hidden sides of Link. It basically re-introduced Link as someone with normal human emotions instead of the silent hero depicted throughout the game.

The caring Link, who was worried about a girl he only met twice for putting herself in danger:

…(I) ventured inside and found part of the Royal Guard’s Series, famous among equipment collectors.

When those were shown to Parcy, the traveler at the stable, her curiosity about it seem to be provoked more than ever (by me). (I) Hope she won’t do anything reckless…

The compassionate Link, who felt glad for other peoples’ happiness:

…

As a sign of appreciation for bringing the town together and as compensation for the work done (by me), a hefty amount of gems that were unearthed during the town’s construction were given by Hudson (to me).

(I) wish the couple could live happily ever after.

The reckless Link, who apparently felt thrilled when he managed to knock out some monsters with his new companion:

(I) captured the giant horse in Taobab Grasslands

So that’s why. It’s indeed a really big horse. It trampled whatever kind of monster in its way with ease when it galloped. That was really cool.  

When it was brought back to Straia (by me), he was very surprised.

Link the foodie, who carefully noted down new recipes he learned along the way for future use: 

(I) brought Kiana the goat butter and hearty blueshell snail required for cooking seafood paella. She shared some of the dish (with me) as thanks!

/////Recipe/////

The playful Link, who tried to mimic the way Gorons speak- by adding “goron” at the end of every sentence- after he passed the Test of Will and became one of the bros:

……

Ah… (I) kinda want to write down Kabetta’s Bro Motto, but there’s not enough space goron?

That’s too bad goron…

The empathetic Link, who felt nervous for the guy in this side quest, then relieved when the couple finally got together:

…and… THIS:

The last line on the left is the Japanese equivalent of What the heck…

I guess the statue is a bit too weird even for our great adventurer.

Finally, we have the entry that shows up after you complete the DLC trial:

(I) finally conquered the merciless Trial of the Sword.

……

(I believe that) Princess Zelda would be quite happy about how much I’ve improved

As we all know, Breath of the Wild is a game that focuses a lot on the freedom given to the players. Even the main story line is broken down into the form of memories, waiting for the players to find. As the players venture on into the wild, they would eventually find the information they need to learn about this world. The amazing amount of details you can find about Hyrule and its people is an important reason why BotW is so attractive.

On the contrary, the info available about our protagonist is very limited. The only piece of description that directly describes Link is in Zelda’s diary, where she points out that he is a very quiet person, and that’s it for our hero.

…NOT!!

Link had always had the most extensive character description. Right under our noses.

Nintendo got us. They got us GOOD.

But now we know.

SIX months after the game’s launch.

…Better late than never.

End.

P.S.: Fun fact about BotW Link- he seems to like the sand seal game a lot. Of all the entires about racing minigames, the sand seal game is the only one where Link wrote “(I’ll) try to get a better score next time!”

He’s so adorable I can’t //////

CREDITS

Disclaimer: I did not discover this.

This discovery was made by a Chinese gamer @atomaruU about a week ago. To make sure that her theory is correct, she cross referenced the English version of the game, only to discover that the language is completely emotionless and robotic. Therefore, to allow more people to see who Link REALLY is, I was asked to write this post based on the Chinese article she published. 

Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/atomaruU

Tweet Link: https://twitter.com/atomaruU/status/902172455661211649

Chinese article Link: http://weibo.com/ttarticle/p/show?id=2309404145837893616605

Pic credits: @lulubuu0609 (She’s an amazing artist btw check out her blog)

Hope you enjoyed this :3    

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grotusque replied to your post: Hey Morty is Joseph is the worst person to play...

I feel like this level of salt would onlly be multiplied in Mario Kart. :|c “AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY, ‘YOU BLUESHELLED ME, YOU ASSHOLE?!” “YOU BLUESHELLED ME, YOU ASSHOLE?!- !!!!!”

NO FUCKING MERCY

he’s probably figured out how to hack his way into INFINITE BLUE SHELLS, and all you hear is a neverending stream of cackling as he bombards his way to victory

o fortuna is probably playing in the background

teeth are being gnashed

tears are shed bitterly

Joseph accidentally chucks the controller into the tv during a victory dance at some point