but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
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Sprak needs to become a crewmen on the Goldenrod ASAP! All of his schemes would have gotten an IMMEDIATE seal of approval from Bill Seacaster
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[1553/10977] Boat-billed Heron - Cochlearius cochlearius
Order: Pelecaniformes
Family: Ardeidae (herons)
Subfamily: Tigriornithinae
Photo credit: Jan Allen via Macaulay Library
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Boat-billed Heron (Cochlearius cochlearius)
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fnaf cowboy au where Henry and Bill are out in the middle of nowhere doing cowboy shit for extended periods of time and Bill fast talks his way into having sex with him. like theres no people for MILES let alone any women it's not like meeting there needs is wrong or anything and Henry just shrugs and says sure.
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BOTD: Boat-billed Heron
Photo: Josh More
"A crepuscular species, it uses its unique bill to hunt amphibians, small fish, crustaceans, insects, and small vertebrates, while wading through shallow water. The courtship display of this species is quite ritualized and includes carefully coordinated bill-touching and false fighting. It has been known to nest individually or in mixed species colonies of other herons and ibises. Unlike other species of herons, the Boat-billed Heron is very aggressive when defending its nest and young against potential predators, scaring away other species of birds, and vocalizing loudly, even lunging, at approaching humans."
- iNaturalist
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Ford messes up an experiment, maybe stubs his toe, and he makes this loud buzzing/chirp noise.
Bill looks over at him with this expression of absolute glee, "You SAILOR!"
Because that sound? That's a really bad alien swear. Bill refuses to translate it, though it's unclear if he's refusing because it's that bad or because he wants everyone to think it's that bad because it amuses him.
That's how everyone finds out that Ford curses all the damn time. He just doesn't do it in english.
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