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adamwatchesmovies · 3 years
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The Final Destination (2009)
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It’s only fitting that the worst instalment of the Final Destination franchise be given the stupidest title. The Final Destination. Pfft. Give me a break.
When Nick O’Bannon (Bobby Campo) has a premonition at the speedway, he saves his friends and other bystanders from a horrific death. As the survivors are picked off one by one by a “random” chain of events, it becomes obvious that by saving these people, Nick interfered with Death’s plan.
The previous film was bad. This one’s even worse. To begin, we once again follow a new pool of characters meaning that we have to sit there twiddling our thumbs waiting for them to catch up to what we already know. If the characters were somewhat interesting, you might forgive the repetitive plot, but from frame one, half of the characters establish themselves as nothing more than meat for the grinder. Nick Zano plays Hunt, a character whose entire dialogue is composed of comments that establish him as a despicable douchebag. He stands absolutely no chance of surviving or even of displaying human emotion. Unfortunately, it takes forever for him to get sent to the grave. Why this obsession with making characters we don’t like? You know the filmmakers are trying to cash in on some schadenfreude, but this is supposed to be a horror movie, not a dark comedy! There’s no suspense whatsoever because of course, the Neo Nazi (Justin Welborn) isn’t going to make it past the 40-minute mark. I could’ve told you that without even seeing the film!
There’s hardly a plot here so the deaths are the only thing you can look forward to. Unfortunately, it’s 4 movies in and you can tell the people in charge have started running out of ideas. Some of these kills are downright ridiculous. I’ve seem more credible demises out of an “Itchy and Scratchy” cartoon; either that of the people in this horror universe are composed entirely of bags of meat and of blood. No bones or organs save for long lengths of intestine to decorate the streets and the onlookers’ faces.
This movie stood no chance. The big opening catastrophe in The misses the point of this franchise. Randomly avoiding a plane crash that kills all your friends is lucky. Dodging strategically thrown car engines, tires and rubble is cartoonish. Everyone in this universe would suddenly start believing in magic and prophecies after seeing the absurd chains of events that off people in this film.
The film is so desperate to keep the franchise going that about 2/3 of the way in, it re-starts. Nick has another vision detailing the death of the remaining survivors. It’d be funny if the film wasn’t so boring. The special effects aren’t even that good, guaranteeing the gore won't satisfy anyone. The best thing about The Final Destination is that my Playstation 3 is smart enough to recognize it as a truly idiotic title and the name Final Destination 4 popped up when I threw my Blu-ray into the machine. (2-D version on Blu-ray, September 13, 2016)
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Damien Barnes played by Bobby Campo
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harltonempire · 4 years
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Canadian friends! Catch @hallmarkchannel's #SharingChristmas on @schearthome tonight at 9:30PM ET! The movie first premiered in 2017, and our chat with star #BobbyCampo is still up on the site! . . #Superchannel #SChearthome #ChristmasMovies #HolidayMovies #HolidaySeason #HolidaysAreComing #Interview #Hallmarkies #HallmarkChannel https://www.instagram.com/p/CH6UZ4OAIgJ/?igshid=3f9nqhqgsrlk
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adafine · 4 years
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Horror Movie Marathon (2020) October 18th 42. The Final Destination (2009) Directed by David R. Ellis #thefinaldestination #bobbycampo #nickzano #kristaallen #shantelvansanten #mykeltiwilliamson #davidrellis #bluray (at Oswego, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfSV9vgT5x/?igshid=v46xlqyzvn5n
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burak0z · 6 years
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#FinalDestination4 10/4.5 #bobbycampo #shantelvansanten #nickzano #haleywebb #kristaallen #mykeltiwilliamson #davidrellis #horrorgeek #horrormovies #horror #horrormovie #thefinaldestination #finaldestination #finaldestination3d #bluraymovie #bluray #blurays #bluraycollection https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVoXkzlaTL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qjzmr6efgqm3
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themoinmontrose · 6 years
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actor bobby campo @bobbycampo is 36 today #happybirthday
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therealmrpositive · 5 years
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Deadly Intuition Part 4 – The Final Destination (2009)
In today's review, I reflect on the journey so far, as I attempt to fight Death one last time, as I attempt a #positive review of the 2009 finale: The Final Destination #BobbyCampo #ShantelVanSanten #MykeltiWilliamson #NickZano #HaleyWebb #horror #3D
In art, as in life, it is always good to stick the landing. You don’t want your final act to leave a sour taste. So, the optimal strategy is to quit while you’re ahead. In 2009, almost a decade since the first Final Destination shocked audiences, fate spared yet another group of people just for the ultimate showdown in The Final Destination.
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It’s best to look the part when fighting Death!
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themoinmontrose · 7 years
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actor bobby campo @bobbycampo is 35 today #happybirthday 
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princessackles67 · 9 years
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OMG IT IS HIMN ISN'T IT! I'm crying! 😭 THAT WAS THE VOICE. Jeez he's hot 😍 #sethbranson #screamthetvseries #bobbycampo
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themoinmontrose · 8 years
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actor bobby campo @bobbycampo is 34 today #happybirthday 
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