*Kakashi walks up on Sasuke and Naruto sitting on a bench, Sasuke patting a crying Naruto’s back*
Kakashi: What happened to you, kid?
Naruto: We - w-we — *covers his eyes with his hands*
Sasuke, sighing: The dobe thought it would be fun to play with an ouija board, and ask it questions about the future.
Kakashi: Ah, haven’t I warned you boys about that?? Fooling around with things like that can be dangerous, and —
Naruto: B-Bolt!!
Kakashi: … what?
Sasuke: The board told him that he’s going to marry some girl from the village, and his first child will be a boy named Bolt. And not only that, but he’ll start balding at 30 years old!
Kakashi: Balding? Surely that’s a mistake; look at the full head of hair you have now! And Naruto, what’s wrong with being married and having a son? I mean I suppose the name itself isn’t very clever but look at the bigger picture; you’re going to have a family! After being alone so many years, isn’t that a good —
Naruto: *crying harder* SASUKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HUSBAND, dattebayo! Kids or not HE is supposed to be my family! But the board said he’s marrying Sakura and they’re having a daughter they name Salad!
Kakashi: Again, that doesn’t sound so horrible. These may not be the futures you envisioned for yourself, but you’ll be loved and cared for, and have families. Sometimes you’ve just got to accept what is, kids. That’s life.
Sasuke: I’m glad you think that, Kakashi, because we asked the board about YOU and all it showed us was a vision of you sitting at a desk for hours and hours, wearing the Hokage hat, doing paperwork and never having time to read your Icha Icha books. Ever.
Kakashi:
Kakashi: Bring me that board. We’re burning it. Now.
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✨Sarada is the only person Boruto would trust with his life✨
3 years without seeing her, without knowing about her, without knowing how much she advanced as a ninja or what techniques she developed and yet she blindly trusts her.
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