#boutta die okay bye

[n1ghtw1ng-scp]

IF YOU HAVE TIME TO READ A VERY LONG SCP TAKE A LOOK AT THIS scp!

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imma liveblog this:

okay the last lines of the interview though 😀😀 love it

ok what is this stupid lake man. Why they gotta put the containment procedures first every time. Wtf is shibbets vale

nahhggg they going into a cave now...

bloody underground jungle man... ✨️✨️ we in trouble

Bestie they don't even know what stalagmites vs stalactites are. dies. I could be better

bahahsjq I knew smth was gonna happen. Bye lynch

I don't think they should trust that guy with explosives he doesn't even know basic cave science. And he's a jerk. Oh and now he's dead

Noooo not the other guy too-

LOPEZ JUST FUCKING SWIM. NO

no he's boutta die... every cave scp ever kills every caving team ever

Wtf. A worm... ok bye

Ohhhhh 5 interview logs wtf

Ok now we're getting somewhere. A murder scene

Oh no when there's symbols yk you're screwed. Blood symbols no less

I could do with lunch... average UIU guy after seeing a dead body

not them trying to comfort her

"There was one thing" ok were screwed

yeah I'm sorry Maria that Was Not a bear.

IM SORRY WHAT KS THIS PLACE

a body 👏 a body in the water 👏 oh nvm. Sad

OKAY GO AHEAD MAN. INTERVIEW THE GUY DURING HIS SHOWER... WTF

hmmm Holly's got some things to explain

OKAY YEP I CALLED IT. FUCKIN OCCULT BOOK. thanks man

I don't trust this guy. Like not at all. Weird shit

Yeah we were all right. He may have a legit reason but had to kill someone like that? rly?

ok... chase the guy... I got a feeling this ain't gonna end well

UIU. Stop. Bffr, you're probably gonna die

oooh Holly's giving us alll the tea. Don't kill him I want info.

OKAY WHAT YOU KILLING YOURSELF FOR?? WTF... idk how to feel abt this man...

Hmmm.. okay. . I can get behind that. Good job UIU

Omg I just looked at how many of these the supplementary documents there are... no way man ima finish this tomorrow. In several different posts

[7official7moose7]

Some Bruno hcs that live rent free in my head:

Has these little green reading glasses that he uses to read (obviously)

They have a chain attached to them that Mirabel made when she was like 3 or 4 (yknow like the little glasses chain that loops around so you can take the glasses off and have them hang around your neck)

Can hear his visions sometimes—like if it's a vision of someone talking to someone else he can hear the conversation (though it's very rare; when it does happen though, it takes a lot out of him)

Can feel most of his involuntary visions coming up to an hour before they happen

It starts as a fuzzy pressure behind his eyes like a tension headache and the intensity increases until it finally shows itself

His involuntary visions can also be very sudden; one second he's talking to his sisters or making coffee and the next his eyes go wide and start glowing as green images flash in his sight and when he comes back he's lightheaded and a bit confused but ultimately unfazed (albeit annoyed)

It scares the shit out of most, but Pepa and Julieta are pretty much used to it by now and they make sure he doesn't faint on the spot when he comes to

Speaking of—when they happen, Bruno can't see anything other than the vision; so from the outside, they can see his eyes glowing as he looks around frantically, but he's still aware of his surroundings so he can still hear and feel them outside of his vision, but it's somewhat difficult to respond when he's not doing a prophecy and it's just an inv. one

Has a severe sweet tooth (will eat any candy EXCEPT licorice, but dark chocolate is his most favorite and everyone disagrees except for Julieta)

Pepa: THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE THAT'S DIRT

Bruno: it's better than milk chocolate

Pepa: take it back. Take it back rIGHT NOW OR ISTG-

Rarely ever drinks, but when he does he's a spacey drunk (and a fuckn lightweight)

Like he'll just sit there staring at the floor while Agustín and Félix are joking around and Julieta will come in and be like "wait are you. Are you drunk?" And Bruno will look up at her, deadpan, and go "heheh. yeah"

Is emotionally attached to his ruana and if he loses it he loses his shit and is very anxious and upset until he finds it again

Camilo got the :3 smile from Bruno

Ex:

Camilo's is more pronounced but Bruno's is still there :3

Has a funky ass high-pitched scream and is v embarrassed abt it (this is basically canon tho bc his sCREECH WHERE MIRABEL DROPPED HIM I- PFFHSHSHHAHSHSSH)

Is probably aro/ace (I understand that some people are going a bit too far with the lgbt hcs, I just wanna say that is not what I am doing here; I know the movie is about family relationships, Colombia, generational trauma and finding self-worth!! I promise I'm not trying to take away from the main theme, it's just a lil idea in my head, that's all <'3)

Definitely a sneezes-in-threes guy (they used to be super loud but now he sneezes like a mouse (or a rat hahsgdakgjgd))

When Bruno is sick/very VERY tired, his powers get wack (as does the other Madrigal's)

Constant visions, left and right, about things that will either happen the second he stops seeing it or things that won't happen until like 100 years later; his eyes won't stop glowing even when he's not seeing the future; one sneeze causes either a plethora of sudden visions or fastforwards time by like a couple seconds, leaving everyone in the Encanto confused as to how they were just getting up to go get a snack to already looking in the pantry

Has visions in his sleep but usually can't remember them until they happen

If he manages to sleep at all that is

He's a very light sleeper, the smallest creak leaves him wide awake

Doesn't snore. Like at all. Unlike Pepa who sounds like a friggin freight train

Has very quiet footsteps, sneaks up on everyone unintentionally (one time Pepa was reading a book and she looked up and he was just standing there in the doorway staring at her and she was like "HOW TF DID I NOT HEAR YOU"

The last 3 above are all probably either just how he is or because of him hiding in the walls

Has surprisingly great hygiene

Cares a LOT about the rats and was overjoyed to be able to communicate with them when Antonio offered to translate

Bruno doesn't consider the rats his rats; "they just kinda adopted me, I guess" he told Mirabel and Camilo when they asked about it

Used to be mistaken for a little girl sometimes when he was a kid once his hair started growing out

This prompted Julieta and Pepa to dress him up like a sister all the time, and he honestly didn't mind it; his "sister name" was "brunilda"

Sometimes his visions give him nosebleeds or sore eyes (his sight gets kinda fuzzy for a few days but it's nothing terrible)

When he's not nervous or stressed, Bruno is a pretty laid-back chill kind of guy, might have been a little troublemaker in his early years

Is really good with kids; Hernando and Jorge used to be his imaginary friends but he brought them back for his sister's kids

Basically he's That One Uncle That Everyone Thinks Is On Drugs Or Has Done Drugs But He's Really Just Naturally Like That™

I'll add more when I'm not about to pass out from lack of sleep 😭👍

[vivien-dot-exe]

I know I’ve made this exact post before but

wow I can’t wait to be 18 so I can finally interact w/ all my favorite nsfw creators!! I say, and then remember being 18 also means my family won’t get benefits for me anymore which will mean I’ll have to get a real job and move out and possibly ruin my own life and die.

but at least I’ll also be able to vote?? :’)

[akuutaguava]

FUCKI I CANT POST ANYMORE SHIT ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU TIMBLR AND THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR HAVE A GOOD REST OF UR DAY

SHIT IM ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT WRITING WEIRD THOUGHTS

Ahahahahaha im gonna have to rant on insta i hate life good bye

Better idea: type on this post and this post alone lets see how chaotic this gets

I am queercoding rn

IVE BEEN FEELING HUNGRY THE WHOLE DAY TODAY AND THE MOMENT I CAN EAT I DONT WANT TO WHAT KINDA FUCKERY IS THIS

actually sobs ive seen so much i want to reblog

I hate this godamn limit whatthefuck

Now people will go back to this random post and can’t see my posts popping up every two minutes

FUCK YEAH CASAVA CHIPS :D

My thoughts need to be documented even when i cant post on here

This used to be a post abt me talking abt killjng peoples dogs but who knows anymore

SOMEONE HMSSAVE ME AH

I HAVE A LOT OF ACCOUNTS THAT I NEED TO POST ON WHATTHEFUCK

SHIT THESE CASAVE CHIPS ARE SO GOOD

Bussing bussin frfr

I hate the people who made me not be able to type anything here today shie, apollo, ghoul im talking to you guys /j okay dw

Tempted to go bald and really embrace the mental illness

My mandarin caused havoc on like seven people today lmao

It got everywhere holy shit

Actually about to fucjing cry i hate nkt being able to post shit whathefuck its only been a day but WHY

Found out one of shed eerans songs is like the most famous song in the world and i actually want to end my life oml

Im going to play bsd mayoi to distract myself from this sad fate

AXTUALLY SOBBING TUMBLR CAN YOU STOP PLAYING AND JUST LET ME POST SHIT

FUCK YOU TUMBLE

just kidding haha only joking ily bbgorl

Phobic? You think im scared

Parents will be like don’t do drugs and then make you want to do them

Boutta die im talking abt liking hot evil dilfs what has my life gone to without tumblr

Physically pained

Mentally drained

JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO SNEEZE BUT I CANT I ACTUALLY HATE THIS

Gender? Isn’t that a spice?

ACTUALLY FML MY COMPUTER IS 12% IM GOING TO CRY AL MY CLASEES REQUIRE A COMPUTER TODSAY FUYCKM

yet another day with a substitute who hates my guts for no reason (she has a reason) 

im probably going to go home i feel actually so sick rn 

WHATTHEFUCK I JUST SAW A MEME MY TEACHER SHOWED US IN IT WAS SHAKESPEAR GOING “i put the lit in literature” THATS IT IM JUMOING OUT THE WINDOW 

art = are

dost = do

doth = does

'ere = before

hast = have

'tis = it is

'twas = it was

wast = were

whence = from where

wherefore = why

nay = no

twas over yonder

LMAO FUCK TOU SCHOOL I’M LEAVING

OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE :D

Actually so happy i don’t need to do science now fuck yeah

GAH I FEEL LIKE SHIT LMAO

Im pretty sure everyone thinks im skipping fuck you guys im not

THE CICADAS ARE STILL HERE FUCK

I hate the invention of long hair we should all just cut off our hair my ling hair sucks

Stopped to say hi to the ants :D

What a great lifw we would have if we were all just… orbs floating through space

Now is not a good time to be walking on a bridge over a highway

We made it off the bridge without commiting ded :D

I hate walking slow holy shit

Time to go die in my bed because i can’t really post on here anymore and that makes me sad and want to die

IHATEYOUIHATEYOU GO DIE IN A HOLE

AHIT AHIT SHIT AHIT SHIR MMY PARENTS WANT TO WATCH BUNGOU STRAY DOGS HOLU SHIT THEY WILL ACTUALLY HATE IT AND ME AND EVERYTHING AND MAKE ME SELL ALL MY MERCH HOMY SHIT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE WHATTHEFUCK SOMEONE HELP

I need another post for that but tumblr is a bitch

ACTUALLY FUCK I SLEPT FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STUDY FOR TEO TESTS HOLY SHIT AHHHHHH WHATTHEFUCK SOMEENE AHHH NI U HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO POST HERE WHATTEHECUKDS 

I WOKE UP AND I ACTUALLY FEEL SO SHIT LIKE I FEEL LIKE NOTHING MATTERS AND THERES NO POINT IN LIVING SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HEADSPACE 

BRO THE ONLY THING THATS BEEN KEEPING ME GOING TODAY IS WAITING TILL 12 AM SO I CAN FUCKING POST SHIT I JAT THIS APP

I ALSO CANT EVEN FUCKING MAKE DRAFTS AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO UNALIVE 

dont mind those last posts, anyways three more hours until you guys get mass chaos :D goodbye for now and i’ll see you when i can actually fuckin post

[avenging-fandoms]

riverdale 3x03 reaction and opinions (spoilers)

- aw archie poor boy

- I WASNT READY FOR ALICE AND FP

- THEN RIGHT AFTER JUGHEAD AND BETTY????

- ugh fred being a bad bitch love him

- VERONICA IN HER GLASSES YES

- betty and v how beautiful i love them

- bro archie is in JAIL open that speak easy

- betty is so smart ugh her mind

- jughead looks so good for some reason this episode uh HELLO

- POP TATE MY KING

- REGGIE LOOKS SO FUCKING SEXy YES PLEASE

- reggie and that toothpick? fucking RAM me bitch

- veronica being her bad bitch self yes please

- pENNY???? DIE.

- archie wtf lmfao dumbass

- OH HELL NAH YOU PUT A BAG OVER MT HEAD IM FIGHTING

- joaquin looks sexy boxing ngl👀

- oh lmao never mind that bitch beat lolol

- archie boxing? box me daddy

- CHONI YES YES

- veronica looks so good in yellow

- “sweet pea and fangs must be in attendance” YES THEY SHOULD BITCHHHH

- ethel creeps me out i don’t want her around anymore

- so ethel is blaming bughead for bens death?????? HELLO?????

- evelyn is sketchy already i don’t like her

- jughead you snake lmfaooooOO

- she didn’t have to flame betty like that DAMN

- REGGIE SHIRTLESS. YES P L E A SE

- oh WHOMST THE FUCK HAD ALL THAT JINGLE JANGLE LMFAOOOOO

- reggie and veronica are gorgeous together ngl

- sheriff minneta is hot but he’s an asshole

- of course hiram is behind this. and to his own dAUGHTER???

- betty wtf are you doing

- evelyn that creepy ass bitch CHOKE

- damn betty and jughead really be the king and queen of snakes

- ARCHIE AND THAT SHOT OF HIS BODY IN THAT BED UHHH YES PLEASE

- yes cover his mouth that’s so kinky i’m w*t

- DAMN IM SOAKED WATCHING THIS FIGHT

- god those knuckles how sexy i wanna kiss them

- veronica and choni i’m shaking yes pLEASE

- toni with the TEA

- sweet pea and fangs found this out together? UGH WE LOVE DETECTIVES

- i love veronica’s outfit while on a search lmfao

- i thought those candles were romantic and ethel was about to be naked under a blanket LMFOAOSODOAOO

- this farm is so creepy. fuck that

- BRO WHAT ALICE TOLD THEM ABOJT THE BODY KM SNOFNSK

- THE WEBCAMMING IM CRUING

- damn betty spilling straight FACTS

- BETTY ARE YOU OKAY BABY GIRL OMG WHAT ID HAPLENING

- WHENEVER SHE TALKS ABOUT THE FARM A LOT OR SEES SOMETHING EITH IT SHE HAS AN EPSIOFE IFMDKD

- jughead boutta die.....again

- fuck ethel i don’t like her

- JUGHEAD WTF ARE YOU GETTING YOURSELF INTO

- JUGHEAD SAID YEET AND DRANK IT

- WTF IS THIS SHIT JUGHEAD HAS TO KISS ETHEL IM DEAD BYE

- WTF IS ETHEL DOING WHATDJSINS

- jug took ethel to the hospital and STAYED THERE. UGH. CHARITABLE KING.

- never trust a bitch with no lips

- ew wtf hello???? don’t touch jughead

- hiram can choke

- YES VERONICA!!!!

- this creepy old fuck at the jail ew

- “last five or six rounds” oh👀👀👀

- UGH FRED AND ARCHIE IM SOBBING. FRED NEEDS HIS SON PLEASE BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER

- damn fred spitting facts i love my dad

- alice is shady and i’m starting to not like her and that shouldn’t happen cause i love that bitch

- betty looks so good with her hair down

- “i trust them more than i trust you” GAH DAMN

- toni and cheryl look gorgeous i’m cryin

- REGGIE LOOKS SEXY AS HELL

- omg that instagram story i’m sobbing

- BUGHEAD LOOKS GORGEOUS

- SWEET PEA AND VERONICA SPEAKIN GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY??????

- shut up hiram no one cares

- josie is ... idek. she’ll always annoy me

- sweet pea and fangs look gorgeous

- she doesn’t even sound good.......

- DAMN ARCHIE TF????

- ARCHIE JESUS FUCK

- ONE PUNCH???? WHERE HE LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT????

- oh so mad dog is GONE gone?

- that’s upsetting. i’m not watching this anymore

- YOURE GIVING ALCOHOL TO A JUNIOR??? IM YODELING

- damn bitch that scene is sexy as fuck where he’s messing all that stuff up

- i’m attracted to weird things i apologize

- damn fp you didn’t have to grab jughead’s face like that

- DAMN BITCH. FP SAID YEET TO THE RULES

- why would veronica let hiram in the speak easy

- that man sketchy as hell

- archie out of his GAHDAMN MIND

- uhm WHY ARE THE RULES SPREAD EVERYWHERE LFMFOKDIJFJ

[kpopsinarios]

do you have any authors that you could recommend? preferably some that isn't as well known, like hidden gold or newer? looking for more to read lmao

Heeeeyyy I know lots of authors lmao!! Okay well here’s just a few! I’m not really sure how old or how popular their blogs are lmao bc I’m literally only following like 92 people rip so I’m sorry if I rec someone who’s already considered to be a big blog :(( I’m also sorry if I leave people out, I am dying rn goodbye friends

@dovble-b is one of my newer mutuals and they’re a newer author too but omfg the yugyeom scenario had me dying, it was so cute ahshuhwu!!!!! ahhhh I really can’y wait to see some more of what they write!!! (HINT HINT YOU SHOULD SEND IN SOME REQUESTS BC I CAN GUARANTEE THEY’RE GONNA BE SUPER CUTE AHHH I REQUESTED ONE AND LOVED IT SO!)

@justsomekpopstuff AHHHHHH EVERYTHING HERE IS GOLD but I’m in love w all the soulmate aus omfg i die over all of them BUT ALSO THE MONSTA X SERIES AHHHH ITS SO GOOD N CREATIVE IM SORRY FOR GETTING TO EXCITED TO MAKE SENSE BUT ITS TRUEEEE

@mansaeboysbe everything. literally just o through the masterlist and read everything. I can guarantee you wont be disappointed dfghjm look I literally have their notifs on and that says a lot okay I read all of it, 10/10 one of my favorite blogs!

@dirtydirtychimchim JANE IS SO FRICKING TALENTED OMG, EVERYTHING SHE WRITES IS A MASTERPIECE!!!! Every time I see her hogwarts au pop up on my dash i always smile bc im like!!!!!!!!! thats my friend!!!!!! PLEASE go do yourself a favor n read her stuff bye

@cheollies i dont really have much to say other than gooooooo cheeeecckkkkk ouuuuutttt theeee taaaallleeeeennnnnttt bro im still crying over the last chan scenario its so cute adsfghg literally theres so much cuteness here your teeth will rot in the best possible way!!!

@sunnysidewrites of course im boutta boost tf outta my wife uH!!!!!!! PLEASE GO READ SUNNYS STUFF I CRY. YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME COMMENTING BC ITS ALL SO CUTE N PURE AND THEN AS SOON AS SHE TURNS ON THE ANGST WE ALL DIE ITS AMAZING

@multifandomstruggles madeline is such a queen g o o d b y e  I LOVE ALL OF HER WORK ASDFGH I WOULD PAY MONEY TO READ IT OKAY lmao I read all of her stuff bc im extra and I lowkey creep on her blog looking for new stuff lmao is that weird?? probably but oh well

BUT YEAH THATS JUST A COUPLE?????? Again Im sorry if i left anyone out, as you can probably tell from the lack of coordination in this post, im not fully mentally here rn due to large amounts of medicine! But yeah I hope this helps some!

[abhisheksingh098]

Bleach Rap | Gotei 13 Captains | None Like Joshua

Bleach Rap | Gotei 13 Captains | None Like Joshua

Bleach Rap | Gotei 13 Captains | CDawgVA, None Like Joshua - Lyrics

(CDawgVA) Yamamoto:-

Yamamoto, you know you are drownin in flames, commander of the captains with a thousand year reign. I don’t fight with kids, so how do you think we are the same? I am only giving Punishment if you disobeying the law, and an arm for the safety us all cause nobody is strong or wise enough to replace me. Making you respect your elder with a blade sheathed. Then I will introduce you to The gotei with a G-O-A-T <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Chi-Chi)  Soi-Fon/Sui-feng:-

Sui-Feng, I am coming to beat you, commander of onmitsukido. Bounce like a butterfly, sting like a hornet. You better be Fearin my Shunpo, fast like the wind I am flying. Haters all be denyin, Boi I don’t I falter. Best pray at the altar, less you getting stung by my Zanpakuto. I sguggest that you start running, cause otherwise I be gunning. You better respect, cause in Two hits or Less, Ican take you all down like, what more do I gotta say. Can´t you look me in the eye, Is it cause I hit these bars, Harder than my BANKAI <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Bakert the Legend) Rose:-

Young Rose, young Rose. Best captain, 3rd Division Izuru be the Lieutenant. Ambition like a musician, zanpak be the gold whip, shikai got a flower ion the tip, long sweep make em retreat, the whip sound like Piano keys, Bankai let me use the Music then create an illusion if I get to ya heart right now promise you won´t be moving with Gotei 13 analyzer in visored any cost and any means must stop Gin and Aizen (Savy Hyuga) Unohana:- Retsu, First Kenpachi. Saving the day flying on Minatsuki, captain of the 4th coming to help those in need it will all be good if my blade stays sheathed. From 11th to 4th Division, got bored started looking for another vision, had to learn how to heal so fight time could lengthen. Love to see them run when my blades seems crimson. You can both love and hate my zanpakuto, from shikai to bankai  ready lets go. Better go all in one come on gimme a show, I wouldn’t hold back when you´re battling a pro. Yea I know I come off as friendly, but I am ready to buck if you tempt me. It´s okay you can bag mercy, nothings changed I am still bloodthirsty <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (GameboyJones) Shinji:-

Captain of the 5th, zanpakuto equip, Shinji Hirako and I am back up in this *** (bitch I guess). I am a shinigami but ain´t bout to use a Death Note. Pull out Sakenade, then kill Aizen with these death strokes. I am a joker why is everybody so serious? All that I want is the love, but these girls think I am an idiot, I don’t even need last  long all that I need is 5 minutes when I use hollowfication, I am leavin enemy´s diminished (None Like Joshua) Byakuya:- Byakuya, got you counting petals of the sakura. Am I gonna let you live or let you die when I chop you up ? With my Zanpakuto Thousand swords enclose foes becoming ghosts, then you can tell my ex-wife that  I said hello. (yeah Bankai) You are at the bottom of the ladder, I am on a higher level while you lookin tattered with the pride in all I do they know I never lose a battle, movin faster when I am stepping with a flash only after will you see a newer gash an all your blood will start to splatter. In my hurtless area, nothing you say will matter so I make my enemies scatter. (Shikai) <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Shwabadi) Komamura:-

Heavenly retribution. Big dog, when I am in fights i´mma quick draw with a big knife , got the whip on and I spit fire. ROAR TENKEN. I am an expert and you will die to me, I am the greatest beast  that you are finding in soul society. KOKUHO TENGEN MYO-O, There is no Mercy, though my heart´s gold. Looking heavy, but I am artful heavenly Zanpakuto. Oh BANKAI. Before I finish you with Tenken, My Names Komamura I am the captain of the 7th (RA) (Video Game Rap Battle) Kyoraku:-

How bout a drink? This finishin´ bussines isn´t what you think.  Y´all know me, I am Shunsui, not here to fight less I am pushed to the Brink. Grab another bottle Let´s t6alk it out, find a crazy lady an I am here to bone em. If you wanna Battle I will not go down I will end you when we verse like it be a poem. It´s never too late, you don’t wanna see me with two blades, walk that rose colored path, that’s all the blood from when you slain´ Shinigami until´ we both meat again when we in hell. I am slicin´ up chads like an incel, so how bot that drink for this dispels <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Connor Quest) Kensei:-

69 tat, but don´t snitch like rats, giving you six slits, like the ones that are in my mask, pissed when I hit and my fist might smash, break ribs with a big  strike. SMASH. Breeze heavy like a cinderblock I got my zanpakuto and the wind´ll knock you right back, mowed down with the blades like grass stil give ´um the elbow like I am the rock. Kensei Mugurama, captain of the 9th division, slash the combat knife I am gripping, blast when my shikai is triggered, aggressive nature This immaturity gets me riled, I confess I won´t even go easy on a freakin´ child (Dizzy Eight) Toshiro:-

Top tier be the status, the ice drip looking lavish. I spit like a dragon I got the opps in a panic Division 10 captain, Hitsugaya I am a menace flow cold no gimmick, Hyorinmaru then you are finished. I gotta be some kinda prodigy, ideal with ice but there is no one as hot as me. Young and a boss, that’s why they follow me when I evolve ain´t no one stopping me. You go bye bye when I use bankai, if you sleeping on me than its night night. I might look like a young kid, but play with me everybody getting flatlined <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Dreaded Yasuke) Kenpachi:-

Zanpakuto, HA, man what is that? I preffer this sword crate a new curve inside of your back, that’s my word. Have you ever seen a leash without a latch? I am a beast with many potentials, but where is the fun in that? Facing an demon with an eye patch where every swing is a bomb with one hand send you to your maker, while the choir is singing psalms, sweat up ya palms, but I am calm and glad to be the aggressor  and don´t want no qualms when I release my spiritual pressure. (SKetti) Mayuri:-

Mayuri Kurotsuchi, yes some say I am insane captain of the 12th division got my research on display. I got Ashisogi Jizo here to vent out my Disdain so I will dig it in your veins until your bodies turning grey. My contemt got me tempted to take all your intestines and test this blade since I am restless within research I am invested and yes nothing´s truly perfect, so stop acting like you don´t know, cause if you step to me you will get clapped Szyalaporro <![CDATA[ (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ]]> (Tokumei) Ukitake:-

Double wield to double pain, when I pull my zanpakuto leave you with ``nada´´ 

I am a product of an honorable road. I slaughter my foes with illness into the bars I have spoke, cause I have been sick since himigami saved me from my throat I am killing with Sogyo no Kotawari, alwaystry to show remorse but no sorries tell me who be dropping Ukitake ain´t no living who can stop me, imam known hero you ain´t topping , better run home before you get bodied boutta unload the show will popping, Yamamoto I had the bro wobbling ain´t never taking down Jushiro Ukitake

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[onekisstotakewithme]

15x09 Sneak Peek #2

Aaaaand now we’re on to me analyzing the second sneak peek because who is trash? This Ass (TM)

- Setting up the case of the week

- I’m glad that we’re apparently getting Full Rep (TM) with everyone out in full, including Sloane and Reeves (especially because Reeves is absent for weeks on end and I actually quite enjoy his appearances) 

- Sloane worked a joint case with MI5... okay. And Reeves knew the victim too. Will he ever get a lucky break when it comes to making friends? 

- Our arms dealer was injured and bleeding but escaped... which leads us right into the emergency room hostage situation because he’d need medical attention (and we can’t all go to shady vets for medical treatment amirite?)

- Delilah is pregnant and beautiful and I love her I would die for her the world does not deserve her

- McGee’s very panicked “Delilah???” with his voice cracking bc he scared, reblog if you agree

- Abby has breakfast with McLilah on a regular basis shhhh and it’s a good thing that she was there, but that’s a fun coincidence (would be if I believed in it)

- HIS FIRST QUESTION IS “IS SHE OKAY/ ARE YOU OKAY” HE LOVES HIS WIFE AHHHH, also at first his “how did this happen question” to which my response is “did you pass health class Tim” (to quote Tony)

- “well apparently the babies had other plans, darling” We can now add this to the list of nicknames that they have for each other. Darling is a new one and the reason I’m crying in the club

- Why is she beautifuL? she’s literally effing in labor and she’s still the prettiest woman I’ve ever see help i’m gay also I could look at her eyes for hours. And that sarcastic smile as she says “darling” made me laugh because only Delilah.

- Poor boy is in shock, he’s legit just staring, open-mouthed and Gibbs is all internally *again? We did this with Palmer don’t make me do it again I will headslap you mcgee get your ass in gear* “Go.” *McGee staring* “Go.”

- No words of encouragement from the rest of the team?? I’m ashamed to know you- EVEN A “GOOD LUCK” WOULD HAVE SUFFICED HE’S BOUTTA GO MEET HIS KIDDOS.

In short: this episode will kill me, please play She Blinded Me With Science and compose my eulogy only from McLilah quotes for my funeral, thanks bye. @minikate--24-05 @24-ellick-tiva-x

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