#br class 08

[gronkgal]

Bo's TV Trope Ending to Ttte BMM

Bo's crazy alternative credits bonus ending to Ttte Blue Montain Mystery (see previous post).

So the old TV Trope of the box of unexpected/unwanted puppies, but with engines.

Seriously I just wanted a reason to practice drawing STH and his two assistants(they make a cute couple, l really like the blonde).

[duskstargazer]

Heavily inspired by Pistons&Gears Inc's Traintober post

[1957]

One lone shunting diesel purred slowly into a yard. Trucks lined the sidings, murmuring and chuckling as he approached.

“Good moorrrning…” oozed an oily voice. “Pleased to meet you, Duck.”

The diesel’s eye twitched.

“Is that James? And Henry? And Gordon, too?” Sneered a second, much higher voice. “I am delighted to meet such famous engines.”

Diesel’s jaw hardened, both at the blatant mockery, and the mentions of a certain painfully brightly colored region.

“Hey, that was pretty good! Though I kinda figure Diesel would have a lower tone than that.”

“I don’t have the range for that. I can’t get my voice as low as you can.”

“What are you idiots doing?” Diesel finally lost what little patience he ever had, and rolled up alongside the two shunters - identical to him in every way except face and number.

“We’re practicing our ‘Devious Diesel’ impressions!” The two chorused in their horrible attempts of deep, scheming voices.

It was all Diesel could do not to snap. Was that what they thought of him? How was he the villain in all this?? Utterly ridiculous. It was all that damn pannier tank and his tricks. If not for him, Diesel would still be on Sodor, milling with the famous engines.

“I can’t say I’m familiar.” Diesel lied, trying to sound unimpressed.

“You aren’t familiar with the great works of Wilbert Awdry?” One shunter asked, sounding genuinely surprised.

Diesel tensed again. “I think I’ve heard of a children’s author by that name.” He put emphasis on ‘children’s author’ in an attempt to display his lack of interest in the subject matter.

“Oh. Well, he just introduced an engine based on one of us! He’s this really neat villain character who has this huge rivalry with-”

Diesel growled, and rolled away, having had more than enough of the “conversation”.

[unknowncreature19]

Sorry for not posting a lot for a while. I’ve been working on these guys since I made a list of my characters. Apparently, Scorpio was the only diesel in sunny side island! so I decided to make three more diesels. Rob, Damien, and cotton spider! You can tell who is the customer is diesel and the ones are just normal! As you can tell cotton spider is like a spider like diesel who gets a job quick and smart but also flirty~ Damien is this gentle diesel who loves to help out, and when kids draw drawings of them or himself as a gift, he will hang them in his shed((of course, with workers help)) now with Rob is a different story. Yes, he is a grumpy type diesel and a big is from the bunch unlike Scorpio, but from the grumpiness in this grouchy behavior-without anyone looking for a gentle soul, you just need to find a good ways to get it out. Otherwise, they are a good pair of working diesels and they don’t care if their friends are steam engines or other diesels. They treat each other like great pals or at least Rob tries to…

Human form so I’ll be in the next part of this so be prepared !!!

[whistlingstarlight]

Something something Duck and Diesel being foils to each other because whilst they're both unique on Sodor they're one of hundreds like them in England

[greatnorthernofficial]

Final score in the Welsh Valleys League: Low Bridge, 1, Gronk (bonk), 0.

08898 looking battered and bruised at Landore depot, Swansea as it awaits its inevitable fate on 27th March 1989.

𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝑶𝒉 𝑬𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

Originally posted by Mark Hare on Facebook.

[thebunnylord]

Duncan: *walks into the pub covered in grease and holding a battery* good news for you laddie! You don’t need to worry about that Diesel driver again!

Duck: *is immediately worried* how come?

Duncan: *drops the battery onto the bar* I made sure that !!!&$#!! Got the message to never lay a single !!&$#!! Finger on us steam engine drivers again!

Duck: pardon my bluntness but what exactly was that message?

Duncan: I dumped three big bags of sugar in the engine’s fuel tank, keyed the engine, and stole the battery. He was parked in a siding near Croven’s gate, I waited for him to go on his lunch break before striking.

Henry: *is at the same pub* wait a minute, I thought Diesel was assigned at Vicarstown? I saw him last night when I dropped off the Flying kipper.

Rosie: yeah, Henry’s right, Diesel has been at Vicarstown all week, I saw him.

Duck: excuse me Duncan, but what type of diesel engine did you key?

Duncan: it was a class 08.

Duck: are you positive that it was a class 08? Like, 100% positive it was a class 08? Not a Diesel rail car, or a 04? A BR class 08.

Duncan: I’m telling you all, the engine that I vandalized was a green, BR Class 08 diesel shunter, with yellow stripes running across the sides.

Duck:

Duncan: what?

Duck: I beg your pardon, but I think you might have accidentally maybe vandalized the wrong engine.

Duncan: but you said that it was a BR class 08 diesel, and I vandalized a BR class diesel, just how many of those are even on this island? One?

Duck: about five.

Duncan: ….

Duck: Duncan, you just vandalized Paxton’s engine, not Diesel’s

Duncan:

Duncan: FFFFFFFFFUUUU!!!!*&$#@#$!!!

[khaohomies]

Hi *Proceed to spam pressing the oc maker button*

Here is their face concepts!

Just a bunch of coworkers trying to survive their shitty workplace

Some info about their classes and basic personalities! (Might be change, Except of bulldog and milo)

Roland - LMS Kitson 0-4-0ST [The small yet tough one]

Madeleine - L&YR Hughes 4-64t [The motherly one]

Archibald - LMS Stainer class 8F [The idealistic old timer]

Shepherd - BR class 47, painted in the transport police livery [The stern, bossy one]

Dandy - BR class 52 [The nervious perfectionist]

Honeybee - BR class 07 [A dreamer and absentminded]

Cooper - BR Class 08 [Aggressive yet defensive of love one]

Hila - BR Class 30 [The chill butch 😎]

Biscuit & Bun - BR Class 122 [Gossiping, drama loving sisters]

Owen - BR Class 37 [Unenthusiastic and burn-out]

Bulldog - BR Class 55 'Deltic' [Grumpy and distant]

Milo - BR Class 90 'Skoda' [Chatty, overly optimistic fella]

I might develop more with these guys if I have time!

[engineer-gunzelpunk]

Scenes from 'This is Sodor: The Iron Age'/Calling All Engines humanized: Diesel Gets Defenestrated

The Tidmouth Gazette reports:

CHAOS AT KNAPFORD

Tensions between steam and diesel locomotives are set to escalate from this latest incident from the so called ‘Sodor Airport Conflict’. Main heavy fast goods locomotive, ex-(railway of origin unknown)Stanier Black Five NWR#3 ‘Henry’ was captured on photograph defenestrating ex-BR Class 08 ‘Diesel’ from a station window into a pit of mud after the former engine was humiliated by ex-BR Sodor Ironworks Class 08 shunters ‘Iron ‘Arry’ and ‘Bert’, when they assaulted him and doused him in oil in an earlier incident of violence on our fair Island home…’

"But for a few bruises and a besmirched outfit, he was unharmed'

"This is merely the latest incident of steam-diesel violence which includes; the aforementioned dousing in oil, ex-GNR NWR #7 steam tram "Toby" being hung up by the ankles from a loading ramp by Diesel, ex-LB&SC shunter NWR #1 "Thomas" getting doused in paint by Diesel (the triggering incident of the conflict), 'Arry getting shoved onto gravel by Thomas and ex-L&Y Class 28 NWR #5 "James" being grabbed and thrown under a coal hopper where he was subsequently buried in coal. His outfit was besmirched but he was otherwise unharmed.'

"It is to the shame of the NWR that we on fair Sodor should witness the type of mindless violence plaguing the Mainland in imitation of the conflicts between the youth cults of Mods, Rockers, Teddy Boys and Skinheads, particularly from our naughty engines. It behooves Sir Topham Hatt to quell the violence and restore order before it spreads out of control..."

"The Tidmouth Gazette with the kind permission of the Daily Mirror has printed this invaluable guide to the youth cults from which the engines are patterning their style and dress."

[trainalt22]

NWR engine roster 1-12 (plus D1-D3)

NWR #1 Glynn (former)

Class: T.K&E.R A0 0-4-0 coffeepot

Service: 1915-1925 Farrqahur branchline passenger and light freight work.

1989-current on display at New Ulfstead Castle

NWR #1 Thomas

Class: N.W.R E2x 0-6-0T

Service:1950-1952 Tidmouth station pilot

1955-current Farrqahur branchline main passenger engine

NWR #2 Evelyn Edward

Class: Barrow-In-Furness K2 (modified)

Service: 1915-1922 NWR Main express engine 1923-1939 slow goods 1939-1945 Troop transport to the front lines 1950- current main engine for the Welsworth and Brendam branchline

NWR #3 Henry

Class: Gresliey Pacific prototype (flawed plans)1921-1954 LMS Stannier black 5 (reforged) 1957-current

NWR #4 Gordon

Class: LNER A1 prototype (modified)

Service: 1922-1939 Main express engine 1939-1945 wounded troop transport 1946-current main express engine

NWR #5 James

Class: L&YR Class 28 (modified)

Service: 1925-1950 Farrqahur branchline passenger engine and odd jobs 1955-current mainline duties and odd jobs

NWR #6 Percival (Percy)

Class: Unknown/contractor built

Service: 1955-1960 Tidmouth pilot 1960-current Farrqahur goods engine

NWR #7 Tobias (Toby)

Class: C53/J70 steam tram

Service: 1956-current mix traffic work on the Farrqahur branchline

N.W.R #8 Montague (Duck)

Class: G.W.R 5700 Pannier

Service: 1955-1965 Tidmouth pilot 1965-current mixed-traffic work on the little western (Tidmouth to Harwick branchline)

N.W.R #9&10 Donald & Douglas

Class Caledonian 612s

Service: 1960-current Mainline goods engines

NWR #D1 Boco

Class: BR Class 28

Service:1962-current Mainline mixed traffic

NWR #D2 Diesel Neil

Class:BR 08 1956-1962 BR Class 09 (modified) 1962-current

Service: 1960-current Tidmouth station pilot and occasional odd jobs

NWR #11 Oliver

Class: G.W.R 1400

Service:1963-current mixed traffic on the Harwick to Tidmouth branch

NWR #12 Emily

Class: N.W.R Stirling Single

Service::1965-current Mainline passenger work and odd jobs

NWR #D3 Daisy

Class: BR 101

Service: 1965-current passenger work on the Ffarquhar branchline

[baldwin-10-12-d]

TTTE OC:

Name: Emmett

Gender: Gender neutral

Pronouns: any

Age: unknown as of now

Class: BR class 08

Nicknames: Emmett the strong (Skarloey), Shorty (other class 08s), Fierce worrier (Rusty)

Narrow or standard gauge: Narrow

Built: unknown as of now

Resident: Sodor

Former resident: Talyllyn railway

Work: Skarloey railway

Friend(s): Rusty, Diesel and Skarloey

Likes: being a helpful little shunter, getting to talk to Skarloey and Rusty. Seeing her older brother Diesel from time to time

Dislikes: Thomas because he scares Emmett, not being helpful and anyone who wants to hurt his friends and her older brother

Backstory: Emmett is a narrow gauge class 08 who was brought to sodor to help on the Skarloey railway with shunting. None of the other class 08s from BR liked Emmett because he was a narrow gauge instead of a standard gauge which promptly made other class 08s bully and harass her. Diesel despite what most people thought of him being a ruff nut in his words actually stood up for Emmett. Which made Emmett see Diesel as an older brother to him.

Side info: this is before the likes of Paxton, Sidney, Fernando, Splatter, Dodge, Arry and Bert was built because back then it was just Diesel and Emmett.

[hunty627]

Even more stories that Grant can make up with his model trains when he rebuilds his model railway layout.

A second Emily. A blue tender engine named Emily came to Sodor.

Samantha’s smoking hazard. Samantha was using some very bad coal, and it’s making her blow filthy black smoke and it was spoiling people’s clothes, not to mention it was being a health hazard to animals. Will Samantha be able to get some fresh coal and cure her awful indigestion?

Flora and the hasty coach. Flora the yellow steam tram was requested to fill in for Toby & Henrietta because they went to the works for their checkup. And she has to pull hasty Hannah. Flora didn’t want Hannah to be so hasty all the time. How will she put up with it?

Smudger steams again. Peter Sam and Sir Handel were surprised to see that Smudger had been found and restored back into service. They were a little skeptical ever since the story they heard about him. But Smudger had changed because all those years as a generator gave him a lot of time to think.

A Mid Sodor reunion. Sir Handel, Peter Sam & Smudger were very excited because more Mid Sodor railway engines have been saved and were brought to work on the Skarloey railway. One in particular was an engine that knew named Jerry. He looked a bit like Rheneas, but he was a darker shade of red. They even got to see Albert, Steamer and Jennings.

Thomas and Timber. Thomas the tank engine was going to meet a new narrow gauge engine, and to his surprise, it was the same one from the story that he told a little bird. His name is Timber. But to make matters worse, the same black narrow gauge tank engine returned! He had always been jealous of Timber and wanted to get rid of him. Timber knew he was scared before, but will he be able to take a stand against him?

Kerr and the tea kettle. Kerr the narrow gauge engine was required to bring a brand new kettle for the refreshment lady to make tea for her customers. But he had to be careful because the tea kettle is fragile.

Hugh and the hooters. Hugh the narrow gauge engine was feeling bothered. In his shed was a family of barn owls. The babies would hoot and hoot for their mommy to bring them food. And Hugh would get rather disgusted when in the morning, he always runs over owl pellets that the baby owls regurgitated on the tracks. Hugh learned that barn owls got their name because they like to live in old barns sometimes. Will he be able to find an old barn for their nest?

Daniel’s dairy dilemma. Daniel the blue BR class 08 was requested to deliver dairy to their respective destinations. He needed to bring the milk to the ice cream factory, cheese to the market, butter to the bakery and cream to the chocolate factory. Will he be able to get the dairy products delivered on time?

Rose’s revenge. Rose the little blue engine was fed up with Splatter and Dodge the naughty diesels making fun of her clumsiness, so she decided to find a way to pay them out. But little did she know her payback prank would end up getting her into trouble.

Mandy and the moose. Mandy was steaming through the docks, when she saw a baby moose, who was very shy. Mandy wanted to help him get back home to his mother because the dockyard is no place for a forest animal.

Boris’s broken window. Percy was pulling Boris the red coach to the station because Diesel foolishly derailed a coach in the yard, so Boris was called to be added to Ryan’s passenger train. But along the way, they passed the cricket field, where Caroline the car was watching them play. But the batsman hit the ball too hard and it hit Boris on the side, causing a chip in his window. Boris hoped it would be fine, but the cracks in the glass eventually began to get bigger. Will Boris be able to confess about his broken window or will it shatter and cause passengers to get cuts and start bleeding all over his upholstery?

Bulstrode sails again. Bulstrode the barge was sad because he wants to be really useful again. Percy understood this because he was the one who accidentally pushed the freight cars over the edge and onto Bulstrode.

Gloating about green engines. Stanley the grey tank engine is complaining about green engines having too many accidents. This made Henry and Daisy cross and Percy and Poy had their feelings hurt. But little did Stanley know that what he said was eventually about to come back to bite him in the taillight. As Stanley was brooding to himself about green engines, Cranky the crane dropped a new shipment canned peas on him! Poor Stanley looked like a bowl of pea soup on wheels. Now he was looking green.

Beau and the breakdown cranes. Thomas was very excited because Beau was visiting Sodor all the way from the USA to see what breakdown cranes looks like. When he got to meet Chris and Leo, he was very impressed. But then there was trouble! A new engine named Shion was out of control because her brakes failed when pulling a long heavy train of cinder blocks! After she crashed into a field of flowers, Thomas knew this was Beau’s time to shine. He wanted him to take the breakdown train to rescue Shion and bring her to the works to have her brakes fixed.

Abigail and Nelly. Abigail the coach was finally restored and back in working service. And she was gonna be rejoined with her sister, Nelly. They were gonna be pulled by Timothy the oil burning steam engine and carry passengers to the nature park. Will Nelly be able to make sure Abigail doesn’t get upset about peace and quiet and see it’s nice to enjoy the fresh air and the calm?

Dexter rides again. Dexter was now back to being a coach and was going to work with Thomas, but the little blue engine was reluctant about it.

Veronica gets vandalized. Veronica the red coach was very unhappy. She was being vandalized last night. Her windows were broken and her paintwork was ruined. Will the engines be able to help her catch the vandals?

The Chinese coaches come to town. Thomas was thrilled because AnAn and Yin-Long were coming from China to visit Sodor and help with the extra passengers.

[gronkgal]

Live action Henry and Toad

Got these two in the post.

My first OO scale tender engine and let me tell you the detailing pack has so many little extra bits for customization... but it's a beautiful model.

It's funny how they always call Thomas a "little" engine, but he's fairly good size in comparison. These are the same scale.

And last off my little gronk taking off with Toad, pulling a break van ride; which gronks are commonly used for these days, apparently.

[duskstargazer]

[1959]

“Look at him, lurking amongst the trucks like he always does.”

“Imagine, being the first diesel engine sent to such a famous railway, and squandering the chance most engines only dream about!”

“Revolutionary, indeed. The only thing he’s “revolutionized” is how badly an engine can screw up on their first day!”

The class 08 was finding life supremely difficult after returning to British Railways. The “Devious Diesel” epithet was quickly taking hold, and causing any engines of his design and livery to be seen as untrustworthy - made worse when he was repainted and given a BR number, which no one bothered to keep track of.

The other engines - both steam and diesel - kept their distance, with only the most naive of shunters going on and on about how one of their design had “made it big”. What he wouldn’t give to bash their bufferbeams in.

It truly had become the worst of both worlds - the main liners didn’t trust him, and the shunters talked his exhaust vents off about the huge black mark on his record that he’d much rather forget.

[thechaddyengine]

The truth about Devious Diesel"s"

Diesel kept fumbling up his shunting at Tidmouth Terminus, he always shunted trains on the wrong platforms, derailing trucks and coaches blocking other lanes making trains late and causing the trucks to become troublesome because of his horrible shunting skills.

Sir Nigel Hatt (yes, that's Topham's son in my au) had enough of Diesels mishaps and wanted him to finally learn his lesson.

SNH: "Diesel, you have been causing a lot of confusion and delay and I won't have it anymore..."

Diesel: "Well, looks like I'll be sent back to the mainland once mor-"

SNH: "Oh no no no... your coming with me to a special place tonight. Then you'll learn to be a useful engine."

Diesel was a little confused, but decided to play along with Sir's orders.

Later that night, Sir Nigel Hatt took Diesel to an area where only some engines can go, It was old, rusted and full of bushes covering the tracks. A fog started to roll in, making a lot more difficult to see. Diesel started to feel a bit nervous.

SNH: "Ok Diesel, turn on your lamp..."

As Diesel turned his lamp on... he froze.

His eyes were as small as grapes.

Diesel: "W-what is this place?" *As he shivered in fear*

SNH: "This is where the devious diesels go if they don't do as they're told..." *he said in a dark toned voice*

There laid many BR Class 08 Diesels all in one old station, lifeless, decayed.

Diesel: "W-what did they d-do to deserve such a c-cruel death?"

*SNH pondered for a bit*

SNH: "They were like you Diesel... They went on about how they were "Revolutionary" compared to the steam engines, boy were they wrong..."

SNH: "When you left Sodor Diesel, my father still needed a shunter for the yards, however, the only engines the mainland had were, well, your class."

SNH: "He thought of buying another diesel shunter and to just hope it didn't have any intentions like you..."

*He stopped and sighed*

SNH: "12"

Diesel: "W-what?"

SNH: "12 Diesel shunters left here to rot because of their bad behaviour..."

SNH: "I never wanted to show any diesels this, but you pushed my limits and I didn't want anyone else to fall like them..."

SNH: "I hope you do understand that your life could be taken away from you if you go down the wrong path, got it?"

*Diesel stayed quite, but Nigel knew he fully understood*

SNH: "Well then, it's getting late, we should head back now"

*Diesel agreed as he reversed back down the line towards the Terminus*

*He didn't truly know, but Diesel thought he could hear the faint cries of pain and regret from the unlucky diesels who lay dormant in the abandoned station*

[whistlingstarlight]

StEx in real life Part 1: Engines

These are mostly headcanon, as there are either too many inconsistencies or not enough information to properly assign every character an irl basis, but I thought it would be fun to do. Explanations are provided for each.

Rusty: CNJ 2-6-2T

Rusty was very hard to pick an irl counterpart for, as if he is based on a particular engine it's hard to tell as his helmet is misshapen to accommodate the actor's visibility. I feel like Rusty is more likely a tank steamer than a tender, and the helmet looks more like it has side tanks than any other shape. This 2-6-2 has a cowcatcher, a lamp on top of the smokebox, and even the same style of cab window as Rusty. So I'm satisfied to choose this as my irl counterpart for him.

Greaseball: EMD E9 A-unit

This isn't really headcanon as Greaseball's helmet looks incredibly close to an E9, and they're very iconic and memorable Union Pacific's rolling stock.

Electra: SNCF CC40101

This one is just literally fact. Electra is surprisingly the most specific character when it comes to their basis, as he has it printed on his helmet. It's an outdated choice for the "engine of the future", but he certainly looks retro-futuristic.

Poppa/Momma: Kansas Central 2-6-0

This one is very contradictory to what little info we have on the Old Steamer's class, but I decided to go with it. Poppa wears the Kansas Central logo on his hat, and given their similar designs I choose to believe Momma is from the same company. In Broadway Poppa is called "the Big Boy", but to my knowledge no UP Big Boys ever worked for KCS, and as the KCS logo lasted longer than the Big Boy line I prefer to use that. I love the idea of Poppa and Momma being old-fashioned American steamers, and this was the only KCS I could find.

Greaseball's gang

These ones are honestly just pure headcanon and very self-indulgent based on some of my favourite diesels. Felt weird leaving them out but trust me, there's nothing in canon to justify these.

Tank: KM ML 4000

Lube: BR Class 122

Gear: BR Class 08

[number1spongebobfan]

Thomas/The Annoying Orange Parody 2

Based on this Annoying Orange - Passion of the Fruit (youtube.com)

Note 1: I own nothing.

Note 2: Don't worry nobody dies in this. It's a model-railway so not the real thing 'I-I'

Billy: Hblblblblblblbl (sighs) I'm bored.

(someone is carrying a bag)

Mavis: Hey! Watch the merchandise buddy!

Billy: Woah.

Mavis: Hey! How's it going?

Billy: I'm a tank engine. Uh, uh.

Mavis: Are you okay?

Billy: You're beautiful!!

Mavis: Thanks! I love your paintwork. Dimples are adorable too!

Billy: Hehehehehe!

(Another diesel engine is taken out of the bag)

Diesel: You put me down right now or you're going to see some kung fu voodoo!

Mavis: Diesel? Wow! You made it!

Billy: Oh. You know him?

Diesel: You know it buddy. Hehehehe.

Mavis: It's not like that. We met in the Thomas Wooden Railway packages on the way over.

Diesel: Ay! Who's the kumquat? A friend of yours?

Mavis (scoffs): We just met.

Diesel: Ey! Wanna watch me flex? Check it out. HYA-NYEEEEEEE.

Mavis (scoffs): Uh, yeah. You did that earlier.

Diesel: NEEEEEE-

Billy: Is the black box gonna fart?

Diesel: WOAAAHHH did that orange twerp call me a box?

Mavis: Ummm

Billy: Yeah. You really let yourself go. They should call you boxy mcboxy diesel. Cause you're a box. Hahahahaha!

Diesel: Ey! I'm a (censored) BR Class 08! You know what that means?

Billy: Woah. Boxy McBoxy's got a potty mouth.

Diesel: It means I can kick your (censored)!

Mavis: Is that really necessary??

Diesel: Ey! How many squats can you do huh?

Billy: What's a squat.

Diesel: Exactly. Let me spell it out for you. Chicks dig the BR Class O8. Isn't that right Mavis?

Mavis: Uh, not really!

Diesel: Oh Billy you're out of your league! You should go hit on a troublesome truck or something!

Billy: BR Class 08? More like Grizzly Bear Class 08. Are you chubby cause you ate all the honey? Hahahahahaaha!

Diesel: Zip the lip onion dip.

Billy: I'm not an onion. I'm an orange tank engine.

Diesel: You're right. You're a grape.

Billy: Nuh-uh!

Diesel: Then why are you so full of whine? Hahahaha! Ooohhhhh!

Mavis: Shut up! What is wrong with you? Seriously, you think I care about flexing?

Billy: Hahahahaha!

Mavis: And you! Who cares if he's a little - square! All you do is make weird noises and call him fat! How shallow are you?

Billy: I'm not shallow! I'm a tank engine!

Mavis: Wow. This happens every time I go out. It's always the jerk and the weirdo.

Billy: Claw?

Mavis: Huh?

Billy: Diesel 10.

(Diesel 10 creeps behind Diesel and crushes him with his claw)

Diesel: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Mavis: Oh my Lady!

(Diesel 10 beats Diesel up offscreen with his claw ...)

Diesel: A-ha-ha-ow! Ah-ha-ha-ow! IT HURTS!

(Mavis is horrified)

Billy: Gee. At least he's not much of a sourpuss now. Hahahaha! (cringes) Ow . . .

(Diesel 10 drags Diesel to the scrapyard as he screams)

Mavis: That's the most messed up thing I've ever seen!

Billy: You should've seen James. That was bad.

Mavis: This model railway is awful! How do you stand it!

Billy: Oh it's not so bad. Right Percy?

Percy: Somebody please, take me out of here!