#brokerdoll

[thanotosomega]

Vaggie: I'm cold.

(Charlie drapes her jacket over Vaggie.)

Angel Dust: I'm cold.

(Husk wraps his arms and wings around him.)

Sallie May: I'm cold.

Stella: I have your favorite earmuffs right here darling. (Pats her thighs.)

Sir Pentious: I'm cold.

(Cherri lights a nearby building on fire.)

Valentino: I'm cold.

Vox: Well shit I can't control the weather Val!

Carmilla: I'm cold.

(Velvette magics her up a warm and stylish winter outfit.)

Emily: I'm cold.

(Lute pulls out her sword and attacks the air for making Emily cold.)

[vypridae]

i... dont... know why i did this shading so weird but hey

[eslypyiris]

What your favorite ship from Hazbin Hotel says about you

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★ Warning: This post was made as a joke, don't take it seriously. Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence ★

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Chaggie: You think you are always right.

Chalastor: You used to be (or still are) that theatre kid.

Huskerdust: You're dealing with a lot of problems and don't know how to fix them.

Radiodust: You are old.

Vaggie/Angel Dust: You are VERY old.

Radiohusk: You like cute animal and angst fics.

Staticmoth: You think even villains deserve love.

Staticradio: You are here for the drama.

Radiorose: You want to date your best friend.

Radioapple: You want Charlie to have two dads (Also, you wanna be Charlie's sibling)

Adamsapple: You watched Good Omens.

Lucilith: You just want Lucifer to fix his family issues and be happy (Honestly, who doesn't?)

Cherrisnake: You think snakes are cool and/or cute.

Guitarspear: You think of yourself as a bad person, but actually the only thing you really want is to be loved and understood.

Emilute: You want either a tough partner or a soft partner. There's no in between.

Polyvees: You spend a lot of time on the internet.

Valdust: Police, it's this one!

Chaggily: You want Emily to fall.

Charmily: You are soft.

Zestmilla: You are goth.

RoyalFlush: You don't let yourself be fooled by appearances.

Staticspider: Your favorite season is winter because It's the perfect excuse to wrap yourself in a blanket and watch TV.

Radiomaid: You like anime.

Staticradioapple: You, my dear friend, are horny or a helpless romantic.

Brokerdoll: You're tired and you want things to go back to the way they used to be.

Staticapple: You've been having bad luck in love because you've been looking for that "special someone," but the day you stop looking for them will be the day you'll finally be loved.

Character x reader: You wish you were born in the hazbin hotel universe.

(I think these are all the ships. If I forgot any, let me know🌸)

Second part :

[hellsvelvette]

if you look closely velvette is blushing because of her lil gay panic 😚

(and yes i can't unsee that one fanart with her freaking out in that moment)

[vixien11]

This is my roman empire

[unluckynaegi]

[joyerisjoy]

Commissions for @gamerkir .

Thank you for commissioning me!

If you’re interested, here’s my link:

[hashtag-bitch]

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[thanotosomega]

Clara: "What in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Velvette: "Taking Carmilla her coffee?"

Odette: "You can't, Mother is in the dressing room."

Velvette: "Are you for fucking real? I've seen Carmilla naked, hell I probably see her naked more often then clothed!"

Odette (Adjusting her glasses): "Ignoring your perversion, It is still uncouth to enter the dressing room while she's changing Ms Velvette."

Velvette: " Ms Velvette? Oh come now no need to be so formal call me Grandma!"

Clara: "Grandma?"

Velvette: " Yeah, cuz Carmilla calls me Mommy."

Clara and Odette (Looking disgusted and unimpressed respectively)

Velvette: "Which got to admit a bit weird when she does it while I'm dressed as one of you two."

Odette (As Clara doubles over dry heaving): "Y-You're lying!"

Velvette: "I am, most likely, almost certainly, but... you two will never know for sure less you wanna watch me shag your mum."

Carmilla (Hearing Velvette knock): Is that you Velvette?"

Velvette (Entering the dressing room): "It is, got your coffee, Also an ever growing insight into why bitches in movies are always shipping their step kids off to boarding school."

[vypridae]

short

[eslypyiris]

I gave each Hazbin Hotel ship a song 🌸

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Chaggie: Unconditionally

Chalastor: I'm damaged

Huskerdust: There for you

Radiodust: Car radio

Vaggie/Angel Dust: The man I used to be

Radiohusk: The other side

Staticmoth: Love sucks

Staticradio: Mr. Blue

Radiorose: Safe and sound

Radioapple: Let the children watch

Adamsapple: East of Eden

Lucilith: Fairytale

Cherrisnake: Out of my league

Guitarspear: Stronger

Emilute: Breath of life

Polyvees: Don't treat me with a good time

Chaggily: Cosmic love

Charmily: Paradise

Zestmilla: I wouldn't mind

RoyalFlush: Shooting Star

Staticspider: Obsessions

Radiomaid: Smile

Staticradioapple: Your friend Steve

Brokerdoll: Shatter me

Staticapple: Not another song about love

Character x reader: C'mon

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If I forgot any ship please let me know

[the-curious-butterfly]

While it wasn’t an odd occurrence for gifts to arrive at Carmine Industries (a powerful Overlord resided there, after all, you would do well to keep in her good graces) it was odd in the fact this one came from Velvette, of all people, who has never bothered to send one before.

The sexy black dress the intricate box contained would have had Carmilla’s jaw drop if she were any other sinner, but she wasn’t any other sinner. She was Carmilla, and while the dress was nice, it was no where near Clara’s or Odette’s style. She didn’t exactly know whose attention Velvette was trying to get, but it clearly had to be one of the two.

Yet not only that, but there was also the fact that it was made way too big. Like it was for someone more of Carmilla’s size, which is what disappointed her the most. Velvette may have been a disrespectful brat, but even Carmilla had to admit her skill when it came to what she was good at: Fashion. To make such a blunder as to make a dress nearly three sizes too big.

She sighs as she folds the paper she was writing on and places it in the box along with the, still very beautiful and tempting, black dress. The words on it were simple:

Velvette, if you are to court one of my daughters at least have the decency to put some effort into it.

Under those words were written the exact numbers for Clara and Odette’s measurements.

When Velvette received it it took everything in her power not to beat the living daylights out of the Voys, for they were there when it happened and how could they not mock her.

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Based off this post https://www.tumblr.com/vypridae/742597927847018496/funny-brokerdoll-idea-carmilla-at-first-mistakes made by @vypridae

[hellsvelvette]

we've all seen this edit, right? i'm not the only one obsessed? god i need to edit them aaaa

[vixien11]

My Brokerdoll contribution

[lovelycureaestetic]

BrokerDoll Playlist

"Do you have a disclosure?"

[zealousstuff-idk]

hii!! id love to read some brokerdoll fluff, there's not nearly enough out there 😭 i don't have very specific stuff in mind, but them being gentle and soft with each other is so special to me ❤️‍🩹

FIRST ASK AND ITS BROKERDOLL LETS GOOO

nah but I agree with you 100% anon, I’m willing to volunteer to bring out more content for these two bc they deserve it

BrokerDoll Fluff

Warnings: There will be some NSFW headcannons, but nothing too spicy, but more intimate than anything. MINORS DNI! soft sex, oral, praise k!nk, teasing? Hope y’all enjoy~

Ok so knowing that these two work separate jobs, I feel like they would get each other gifts once in a while to show how much they love each other.

Like Carmilla would either send out/physically leave flowers to Velvette’s studio

It would range from a singular flower to an entire bouquet of them

And once she would get her hands on them, she will immediately move them to a pretty vase, and leave them by her work desk.

Meanwhile Velvette will send out one of her assistants to bring coffee for Carmilla, knowing well enough that she’s really busy, so she could use the caffeine

They would definitely owe it to each other once they get home

Imagine, Its late in the night, Velvette is just getting home and walks toward her shared bedroom with Carmilla

Once opening the door, she sees Carmilla laying in their bed, reading a book with the lamp on next to her on the nightstand

She looks so cute when she’s focused, Velvette thinks to herself

She smiles at the sight, and knocks on the opened door, bringing Carmilla’s focus away to look towards the door.

“Welcome home, mi amor,” she says, closing her book

She makes her way to the closet, changing into something more comfortable, and ruffles herself under the covers with her lover

Now at this point, they would usually talk to each other about their days and cuddle themselves to sleep

But…. Sometimes they’d like to treat themselves to some relief after a hard day or work.

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I feel like Velvette would be the one to initiate sometime

She goes to give Carmilla a kiss, which quickly turns to a heated make out session

A few moans slip through the cracks, as Velvette gets herself on top of Carmilla, and presses her knee against her arousal

“Looks like someone’s a bit needy~ You want me to help with that, my love?”

Carmilla looks away and nods her head, her face flushed from the praise, knowing well enough it’s turning her on

Velvette smirks at her response, and proceeds to move herself further down the sheets

She pulls down her panties, and immediately stuffs her face against her wet pussy

Carmilla lets out breathy moans as Velvette eats her out, resisting herself from gripping her hair, not wanting to go rough

”Velvette… I’m g-getting close~”

After hearing her, she licks her clit a bit longer, until she moans out her name.

She makes sure to eat up every last drop of her sweet juices

After coming down from her orgasm, she sinks into the mattress, and cuddles against Velvette lovingly

She kisses Carmilla’s forehead gently, as she plays with her long and soft hair with her fingers until the two fall asleep

This is definitely a good start to this blog ^^ always nice to write some tooth-rotting fluff