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That Staticradio moment (Vees at the hotel AU) 🐝

Vox still couldn't believe how much his afterlife had changed in almost two years.

No... Not just his afterlife... Valentino and Velvette's afterlives had also change after that sinner stole everything from them.

What was her name again? Denial? Delay? Denisse? Well, it didn't matter anymore.

What it did matter was the new things he and the other Vees were experiencing at the hotel.

Who would have imagined that Velvette loved musicals and theater?

She had always shown having a great creativity that she reflected in her fashion designs, but who would have imagined that behind all those outfits were hidden the shattered dreams of a girl who just wanted to be an actress?

If it weren't for Charlie's therapeutic exercises, no one would have even imagined it.

And Valentino? According to the original deal, he was meant to release Angel from his contract after getting back what the new sinner had stolen from them. But a year ago, and to everyone's surprise, Valentino had released Angel from his contract. Just like that. He didn't give any explanations, just an apologize.

The situation between him and Angel remained tense. But despite the tension, some improvement can also be seen. For example, yesterday Angel taught Valentino how to make panettone. Of course, with Husk and Charlie's supervision.

Yes... A lot of things changed, Vox couldn't help but feel happy for them. If someone had told him almost two years ago that redemption was possible, Vox would have laughed in their face and publicly humiliated them. Now, however, he could swear that his soul, as well as the souls of Valentino and Velvette, were changing for good.

A static brought Vox out of his thoughts.

Vox excused himself before heading to Alastor's radio tower. He didn't wanted to stop his talk with Lucifer and Charlie about why sharks are better than dolphins. But someone had to check what was wrong with Alastor and, since no one else seemed to hear the scratchy static, he had to be the one doing it.

Alastor always hated when someone stuck their nose into his life, Vox was a little bit unsure how to start a conversation with the radio demon without making Alastor wanting to break his face more than it already was. Vox was short of money and couldn't afford to buy a new TV to use as a head.

The TV demon arrived at Alastor's tower sooner than he expected, or at least that's how he felt when he stood still in front of the door, wondering if he should turn around or enter. The scratchy static became unbearable, for a moment Vox wished he was deaf so he wouldn't have to hear that horrible screeching noise.

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SHUT UP!" Vox screamed and punched the door, opening it.

Alastor looked at Vox like a deer about to being hit by a car, but with his characteristic smile still on. Vox wasn't looking much better, he felt like his legs were going to fail him at any moment.

Everything remained silent until Vox dared to speak.

"I'm sorry! I heard your static... and I came to check if you were okay... You know... Charlie wouldn't like something bad to happen... to you... or anyone at the hotel." Vox tried not to stutter as he spoke, but that was a difficult task when the TV in his head was broken. The nerves didn't help either.

Alastor frowned. His smile didn't move an inch.

"Well, as you can see, I'm perfectly fine. So, you can go now." Was everything the radio demon said.

Vox was about to do what Alastor asked and pretend that conversation never happened. But as he was closing the door he noticed something in the corner of the room. It was a big cardboard box. While Vox couldn't see all of its content, he had no problem spotting the corner of an old TV inside of the box.

"Alastor... What's that?" Asked the TV demon.

The radio demon didn't answer. Instead, he pushed Vox out of the room and slammed the door in his face.

Well, the good news were that Vox hadn't been injured. But there was still something wrong with Alastor, and Vox suspected that it had something to do with the cardboard box he saw. Maybe he should talk with Charlie about it, After all, she would know what to do better than him.

Vox went headed back to the living room, where he had last seen Charlie.

Once he arrived, he realized that the only ones in the living room were Husk and Velvette.

"Where did... everyone go?" Asked Vox as he approached them.

"Charlie went on a date with Vaggie, Angel and Cherri went to a pub, Valentino is in his room, Lucifer is back in his studio, I haven't seen Alastor in all day and Niffty is somewhere hunting cockroaches." Said Velvette.

An "Oh..." escaped from vox's lips.

"What do you mean by "oh"? Do you hate my company that much?" Joked the only female in the room.

"No! It's not that...I was just expecting to talk with Charlie about... Something..." Vox stammered.

Husk raised an eyebrow.

"Didn't you had the therapy session with her this morning?" The winged cat asked.

"That's not it... I wanted to ask her for advice..." Vox explained.

"For what?" Asked Velvette.

"Something personal." Vox replied.

Husk and Velvette looked at eachother.

Vox felt like they were having some kind of telepathic conversation from the way they were looking at him from time to time.

"Well, we aren't Charlie but maybe we can help" said Husk as Velvette took a sip of her martini.

"I don't know... No offense, but... I really think I should talk to Charlie... "

"Oh! Come on! Don't be like that! I understand that you doubt Husk because you don't know each other very well, but when did I ever gave you a bad advice?" Velvette exclaimed.

"A lot of times" Vox wanted to answer, but instead he said:

"Ok... So, I have known this person... For a long time..."

"It's Alastor?"

"It's not Alastor! Anyway... recently he's been... acting out of character... and he has this box, I believe... He's acting weird because of the box... What should I do?"

Husk pulled a large bottle of whiskey from under the counter, took a swig and passed it to Velvette, who also took a long swig.

"Look, that person is unpredictable. The best thing you can do is let his problem go away on its own, he will go back to normal eventually, or well, whatever is supposed to be normal for him." Explained Husk.

Vox glitched a little bit.

"I know this may not be the answer you were looking for, but I'm with catman. Sometimes people just need time for themselves to feel better. Give him that." Velvette opined

Time for himself? Is that what Alastor really needed? Vox doubted it. Alastor spent most of his time alone. Why would a lone wolf need more time alone?

"Ok... Sure... Thanks for the advise, I'll go to my room now..." Vox lied.

Instead of going to his room, Vox went to Alastor's radio tower for the second time that day. When he arrived, he placed one of his antennas on the door searching for any sound of Alastor's static.

Silence.

The radio demon wasn't there.

He moved away from the door and tried to expand his reception range.

Alastor wasn't anywhere in the hotel.

"Good" Vox thought. Carefully, the TV demon opened the door using two of his nails as a key.

Once inside, it didn't take long for him to find the cardboard box again. Vox approached it and took a look inside.

Indeed, there was an old TV inside, but also books and old newspaper clippings. Vox took one of the books in his hands and opened it. It was a photo album.

The TV demon didn't recognize the woman in the photos, but her smile felt familiar.

Most of the photos had been burned, obscuring the faces of the other people in the photos and highlighting the smiling woman.

When he reached the last page, Vox saw the smiling woman again, but this time she had a small child sitting on her lap, smiling as widely as she was. There was something written in the corner of the photo.

"Alastor's first photo"

Oh... The smiling woman was Alastor's mom... Vox would never have imagined it, Alastor looked almost nothing like his mother.

Vox put the album back in the box and took out a newspaper clippings. In the clipping you could read in Capital letters:

"The New Orleans killer has been caught"

Vox kept reading.

"The New Orleans killer, who was responsible of killing 56 men, was finally brought down by the hand of justice. The most shocking thing of all is that the killer turned out to be Alastor ɐlʇnɹᴉsʇ, the famous radio host from pɐllɐq ʇɥɓıupıɯ. Agent Green, who was in charge of hunting down this monster, tells us that most of the work was done by his dogs..."

Vox wished he had stopped reading that moment.

"Fuck..." Vox muttered while covering his own mouth.

The newspaper described in detail how Agent Green shot Alastor and let his dogs eat him while he was still alive.

He was getting nauseous.

He put the clipping inside the box and walked away.

He needed to take a breath.

1, 2, 3, inspire.

1, 2, 3, and release the air.

Yes, just like Charlie taught him.

When he felt better, he looked at the box again. Now he understood, that box was the box where Alastor kept his memories.

Then why is there a TV...?

Oh... It wasn't just a TV...

It was Vox's old head, wasn't it?

"What are you doing here?" Alastor's dangerous voice put Vox on alert.

Now there was no way he was going to escape unscathed.

Vox could see Alastor's horns growing, the radio demon looked at him like prey. Man... Vox wished he had heeding Husk and Velvette's advice.

Was it too late to start praying?

Probably yes.

"What's happening here?!"

Just when Vox was mentally preparing himself to die a second time, Lucifer appeared like a miracle.

For a matter of seconds, Vox felt a wave of relief that could only be compared to an orgasm. The TV demon wanted to go to where the king of hell was standing and kiss him like a princess would kiss her knight in shining armor. But he held back.

Alastor's horns returned to their original size and the radio demon took on a calmer appearance.

"Now, little one, I was just about to tell Vox how impolite was to break into a private property without being invited. Maybe you should learn that too." Alastor growled.

Lucifer ignored the mean nicknane and turned around.

"Look, if you are gonna fight, do it outside. Charlie wouldn't be happy if we had to rebuild the hotel again." The king of hell sentenced as he walked away.

"WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME...!" Vox pleaded.

In one quick motion, Alastor wrapped one of his black tentacles around Vox and threw the TV demon out the window. Practically taking him out of the hotel. A wave of pain invaded Vox the moment his body hit the ground. Some glass from the window got stuck in his back, while, at the same time, a few little parts of glass, that were part of the TV he had as head, came off. The last thing he saw, before losing the signal, was one of Alastor's tentacles heading towards his face at great speed.

After that, everything went black. Vox could neither see, nor hear, nor speak, he had also lost the ability to feel with his skin. The only thing letting him know that he was still alive was the incessant beating of his own heart.

Eventually, everything went back to normal and Vox regained his senses. The first thing he saw was the ceiling of one of the hotel rooms, but in black and white. That was odd. Vox then realized that everthing was in black and white.

He carefully sat up on the bed and looked around. He was in his room.

Next to him he saw Velvette and Valentino asleep, their heads were resting on the bed while as they hold Vox's hand.

"How long have I been unconscious?" Vox thought to himself.

With his free hand, Vox lovingly caressed Velvette and Valentino.

Little by little, his friends opened their eyes and they expressed their happines to see Vox awake.

Their way.

" YOU SON OF A B**CH! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" yelled Velvette.

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!" Valentino demanded to know.

Vox ignored their screams and looked at himself. His hands, legs and part of his chest were covered in bandages. He looked like a mummy.

"Where's Alastor?" Vox asked calmly.

He was a little surprised to notice that he no longer stuttered. Valentino and Velvette looked at eachother.

"He's in the living room" Valentino confessed after a while.

Vox got out of bed and put on a bathrobe.

"Don't even think about going to him" Velvette threatened, but she did nothing to stop Vox.

The TV demon walked down the hallway towards the living room.

His heart skipped a beat when he saw his reflection in the window. Now he understood why he saw everything in black and white and didn't stutter anymore. His TV head was replaced by the TV Alastor kept in his memory box. Vox's old head.

It felt weird, at first Vox had a hard time recognizing himself, It's been so long since he looked like this.

"Yeah, sorry, Alastor destroyed your head and this was the best things we could find." Velvette spoke.

"Did Alastor gave it to you?" Vox asked.

There was no answer.

The TV demon resumed his path and (being closely followed by Velvette and Valentino) arrived at the living room.

Indeed, Alastor was there. He was reading a book, but the moment he noticed Vox's presence he put it down and faced the TV demon.

"Well, hello, old pal. Good to see you are awake." Greeted the radio demon.

Both Valentino and Velvette frowned, yet, they didn't do or say anything. They only were there to make sure things don't go out of hand again, not to make them worst.

"Thank you for taking such good care of my head all these years." Vox's words surprised everyone in the room.

No one was expecting that. Much less Alastor.

"Also..." Vox kept speaking "Sorry for entering in your radio tower without permission. I should have respect your privacy and stay away"

Alastor's smile flinched for a second. He then looked at Vox in a weird way, too soft for the TV demon's taste.

Alastor had never looked at him like that before, he didn't know how to feel about it.

"Yes, you should have stayed away"

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eslypyiris · 17 days

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Alastor meets Delaney (Vees at the hotel AU)🐝

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Delaney has the proportions of a Monster high doll.

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eslypyiris · 17 days

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Draw your comfort characters like this Challenge 🌸

Mine =

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#hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #vox the tv demon #vox #red son lmk #red son monkie kid #red son lego monkie kid #sanrio #aggretsuko #retsuko #art challenge #meme #hazbin hotel #lego monkie kid

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eslypyiris · 20 days

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°❈°Hazbin Gods AU Incorrect quotes°❈°

Lucifer: *About to cry* I miss my wife, Alastor.

Alastor: Well, I miss my clown and I'm not acting like a baby

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Alastor: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Vox: And?

Alastor: And you are.

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Vox: Are we fighting or flirting?

Alastor: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Vox: Your point?

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Vaggie: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Charlie: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Angel Dust : Husk, you know how much I love you…

Husk: Whaddya want?

Angel Dust : A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

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Carmilla: Do you know why I called you in here?

Zestial: Because I accidentally ate your cat again?

Carmilla: *Starts pouring two glasses of wine.* Exactly.

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Sir Pentious: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Cherri: You always act stupid.

Cherri: ...

Cherri: Wait...

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Alastor: *Singing* He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Niffty: *Also singing* Santa Claus is calling you out!

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Rosie: *Watching Alastor manipulate Charlie to get Vox back* I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Emily: *Watching Sera singing in front of the fireplace like Frollo*

Emily: ...

Emily: I think it's time to book a therapy session.

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eslypyiris · 20 days

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More Hazbin Hotel aesthetics 🌸

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eslypyiris · 24 days

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Some drawings (Hazbin Gods AU)

Hope you like them 🌸

Here we see our beloved Emily's design for the AU

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Of course, we couldn't forget about Razzle and Dazzle's designs.

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This one is not part of the AU, it's Iris (my self inserted) as a sinner. But I wanted to show her anyway.

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And last but not least, this is how Carmilla and Zestial will look like in the AU. I tried to keep them as close as possible to their original design with some slight changes.

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Cute things I found in Pinterest (3° Edition)

Previously we saw Sanrio plushies and Pokemon-shaped sweets.

Now get ready for Sanrio-shaped food 🌸

Have a nice day 🌸

#sanrio #aesthetic #food #cute #hello kitty #cinnamoroll #my melody #kuromi #tuxedo sam #keroppi #pompompurin #Cute things I found in Pinterest

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Hazbin Gods AU (Chapter 2)

Charlie was in a deep trance, looking at her own blood-stained hands.

She couldn't believe anything that happened. Everything felt so... Unreal.

"Umm... Hello?" A female voice said and Charlie looked at its owner.

It was a white haired girl, with dark skin and bright blue eyes. Charlie could swear she hadn't seen her before.

"Who are you? How did you get here?!" Charlie asked. The fear in her voice was obvious.

Then, Charlie's eyes stayed fixed behind the girl, right where the front door should be, there was a kind of golden portal worthy of a science fiction movie.

"Is that my door?!" Charlie yelled.

"Wow! It's ok, everthing is Ok. I'm here to help." The girl said, trying to calm Charlie down. But failed.

"Was it you?! Did you do this to my mom?!" Charlie accused.

Suddenly, the girl looked surprised.

"Your mom?!" She asked, like she couldn't belive what she was hearing.

Both females stared at eachother, Charlie with tears still falling from her eyes and the girl with a disbelieve expresion in her face.

"I... Can I take a closer look?" The girl asked calmly as she took one step foward.

"Stay away from me!"

Finally, the screams managed to wake up Dazzle and Fazzle who ran to help their owner.

The white haired girl let out a small scream the moment the dogs appeared showing her their theeths and barking at her.

"I'm calling the police!" Charlie threatened. But of course, it was all a lie. Charlie's phone was still nowhere to be found.

"Wait! I didn't hurt her!" The girl tried to explain.

"If it wasn't you, then how do you explain breaking into my house and... That thing!" Charlie asked pointing the portal.

The girl took a deep breath and tried to ignore the dogs as she took courage to speak.

"I understand this is a delicate situation and I see that you are very affected by it. So, lets start again. Hi, my name is Emily and I was send here to take you to the Chorus." She said.

"The what?! What are you even talking about?! What Chorus?!"

Emily tried to talk again, but Dazzle bark at her. She screamed.

"Dazzle! Fazzle! Come here!" Charlie ordered them as she tried to stop crying and cleaning her own tears.

"Thank you... As I was saying, I need to take you to The Chorus. They will explain you everthing once you meet them. Please, trust me." Emily begged.

"Trust you? How can I... !" Charlie was not given the chance to end that sentence.

"If I don't take you to them, they will come to get you and that won't be good!" Emily interrupted.

Dazzle and Fazzle growled at the white-haired girl. Charlie took a deep breath.

"Let's say I belive you and you didn't kill my mother or want to hurt me... Then what does that Chorus want from me? And why do you speak of them as if they are some kind of criminal organization?" Asked the blonde one.

"Gods! No! They are not a criminal organization! But... They hold a lot of power... That can be overwhelming. And answering your previous questions... I think the short answer would be to tell you that you're a god now? Congrats!"

"What?!"

Charlie didn't belive any of Emily's words. Before she could start screaming for help, a ring was heard all over the department. It was Emily's phone.

"We are running out of time!" Yelled the white haired girl as she graved Charlie from the wirst and guided her trought the golden portal.

Charlie closed her eyes out of fear. When she opened them again, she found herself in a completely different place.

It was an office, a very elegant office with amazing views of the city and white greek columns. It was a very wide and bright place.

"Where are we?" Charlie asked amazed and confused.

"The Chorus will be here in no time, sorry for everthing. I have to go now, I need to be somewhere else. Sorry." Emily crossed the portal again, closing the door behind her.

"Wait!" Charlie tried to open the door back again, but it was lock closed.

Now everthing that was left for her was to wait.

She decided to take a closer look to the office.

There were some cookies at the top of the table. They looked like the ones her mom used to give her when she was a kid.

That memory make her flinch.

She didn't wanted to remember her mother right now, her blood in Charlie's hands was still fresh. She need a distraction.

"Pictures! There are some pictures in the walls, let's take a look." Charlie told to herself.

Charlie approached the wall were the pictures were held.

Her eyes opened with disbelieve.

"Mom?" She murmured.

In one of the pictures Charlie could recognize her mothers face. She was standing next to four persons Charlie never meet before.

The one who was standing closer to her mom was a tiny blonde man with rosy cheeks, next to the tiny man was a tall white haired woman with dark skin and light blue eyes; she looked a lot like Emily but older, next to the tall woman was a man wearing red-glass glasses; he was smiling forcefully like someone who was about to snap, the last person in the photo was a beautiful slender woman with short dyed blonde hair.

Before Charlie could analyze that picture further, the door of the office opened and the four strangers of the picture entered the room.

Charlie stared at them speechless as they crossed the room.

The tall woman that looked a lot like Emily sat in front of the desk, facing Charlie, the other three stood by her side.

"Our beloved Lilith, bearer of the last muse's Eidolon, has passed on... On you, our dear guest, delivered by my sweet sister Emily, it's uh... Charlie, right?" The tall woman asked.

"Uh... Yes?" Charlie now doubted whether she should have said anything.

"My my... You had quite a day haven't you?" Emily's sister spoke again.

"Excuse me, who are you? And what do you want from me?" It was now or never, Charlie needed answers.

The four extrangers looked at eachother.

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Sera, bearer of Athena's Eidolon, the godness of winsdom. To my right is Alastor, dressed for the occasion as always, he's the bearer of Apollo's Eidolon, god of prophecies. To my left you can see the wondrous Angel Dust, bearer of Aphrodite's Eidolon. And the one glaring at you is Lucifer, bearer of Persephone's Eidolon. Togheter we are the Chorus, we rule over the idols, our name for the gods who remain, all of us hidden in your modern world." Explained Sera.

"Gods aren't real !" Snapped Charlie, tired of all that nonsense.

"Oh! But they are! Allow me to demonstrate." The tiny man known as Lucifer replied.

He got closer to Charlie, with an unnatural golden spark in his menacing eyes. Charlie shuddered.

"Stop! Put yourself together, Lucifer!" Voiced the man Charlie had previously mistaken for a woman. Angel Dust.

Lucifer glared at him, but did as he was told.

"I know you are shocked, but think about it. How other way do you explain the portal Emily brought you in?" Sera asked.

Charlie thought about it, she had no reasonable explanation for the portal, nor for the sparkle in Lucifer's eyes.

"So gods are real..." Gasped Charlie.

Sera smiled.

"I'm happy to see that you are finally starting to understand the situation" said the tall woman.

Then something clicked in Charlie's mind.

"Wait! Back in my apartment, something like a golden sphere came out of -"

"Lilith? Yes, that must have been her Eidolon." Lucifer interrupted.

"Her... Eidolon?" Asked Charlie.

"Don't you know what an Eidolon is?" Sera asked calmly.

"No?" Answered Charlie.

Lucifer rised an eyebrow.

"An Eidolon is a part of a god's soul, a muse in Lilith's case, Calliope's. It was what it made her an idol and gave her her muse powers. But apparently now it belongs to you..." Explained Sera.

"Mom was a god?" Whispered Charlie.

A dead silence invaded the room. The faces of the gods formed different expressions, surprise, pain, fear,... All in less than 5 seconds.

"You- Your mom?" Lucifer stammered.

Angel looked at Sera.

"If what she says is true that changes everything, she couldn't have kill Lilith." Said Aphrodite's Eidolon bearer.

" Angel..."

"No! I don't belive you! If she had a daughter she would have told me!" Yelled Lucifer. He looked heartbroken and angry.

"I agree with Lucifer, you cannot guarantee that you are Lilith's daughter. And even if you were, you could be lying about not killing her to avoid your death sentence." Sera said.

"What?!" The question came from Charlie's mouth like the sound of an injured animal.

"Oh right... You see Charlie, we have rules here. One of them is the death sentence for the ones who kill an idol. So... Im afraid you have to die." Sera explained.

"Die?! You don't have that right! What, you think I'm gonna stand here and- !"

"Charlie. Charlie. Please. Stop." Sera ordered.

"No! No, I'm not gonna stop! Who do you think you are threating me like that?!" Charlie replied.

"Lilith's blood is literally on your hands!" Lucifer snapped.

"But... It isn't... I didn't..." Charlie tried to explain herself, but she felt too overwhelmed.

"Justice must be done, for Lilith's sake" Sera spoke.

"THIS ISN'T JUSTICE!" The moment Charlie said those words, music started playing in the room.

Everything felt so natural and so familiar. It felt as if her mother was still with her. Unfortunately, the feeling didn't last long.

Sera: You cannot hide/From this reality

Charlie: I’m not hiding!/Though, a little lost here.

Sera: If you are lost, little girl/This bears explanation/Dear child, please listen

Lucifer: You have usurped a Muse/No recourse to be arranged

Charlie: But it’s unfair!

Sera: I know/But our laws cannot be changed

Charlie: But she came to me!

Sera: You must realize/There are simple rules/If one of us dies/These rules have been the tools/That shield us

Lucifer + Angel: You must know

Charlie: I didn’t do it/Is it weird this is in song?

Sera: Now that the Muse is gone

Lucifer + Angel: Now that she’s gone

Sera: I’m afraid you’ll have to see

Lucifer + Angel: You have to see.

Sera: The Chorus is in accord/Justice won’t be ignored.

"I disagree!" Alastor, who had been silent and aloof from the situation, spoke.

All eyes were on him now.

"Did I heard that correctly?" Sera asked.

"You've been quiet this entire time, Alastor. Why speak up now?" Lucifer expressed his annoyance.

"I grieve Lilith's loss as much as the rest of you..."

"I doubt that" interrupted Lucifer.

"...but I can't let you do this" Alastor finished the sentence with the most forced smile Charlie had ever seen.

"He is right. What if Charlie speaks the truth? What if the real murderer is still out there?" Angel argued.

"And what if Lilith was murdered by her? What if she is just making out all of this just to get away with it?" Lucifer asked incensed.

"Then we need to find out. Don't you want justice?" Alastor replied.

"Oh, Alastor, we agreed this was justice. What do you want us to do?" Sera asked.

"I can prove myself! Uh... If you let me..." Charlie spoke.

Everyone looked at Sera expectantly.

"We aren't seriously considering this." Lucifer growled.

Sera analyzed the situation and then sighed.

"Very well, this one time I'll put a notion before the Chorus. Do we allow Charlie the right to prove her innocence?" Sera asked.

"Yes" said Alastor without hesitation.

"I think so, yes" was Angel's answer.

Lucifer refused to speak at first...

"Fine!" But the short man surrendered at the end.

"And there you have it! Well Charlie, you have a week to prove your innocence. Now, if you don't mind, Emily will escort you back home." Sera sentenced as she pressed a button under her table.

"What would happen after a week?" Charlie asked nervously.

"There will be a trial and, if you fail to prove your innocence, your original verdict stands" Sera explained.

"Okay" Charlie accepted.

"Okay?" Sera sounded surprised.

"What more do you want me to say? That this is un fair? That I can't possibly do this? You know all that already, right? So I'll do my best. That's all I've got." Charlie explained.

The main door opened and Emily peeked through it.

"Have you call me, Sera?" The white haired girl asked shyly.

Sera raised a hand to ask her sister to wait a moment.

"Before you go, Charlie, you need to know some rules. Do not reveal our existence to the mortal world, this includes mortal authorities, they can't help you. Don't harm another idol. Don't leave the city. Do as the Chorus commands. Otherwise, do whatever you must to find the real killer... If they exist" Sera explained.

"That's all?" Charlie asked.

Sera noded, answering Charlie's question.

"Welcome to the idol world, Charlie" said the most feminine man.

"And please, do help yourself a cookie before you leave" Sera offered.

Charlie felt like she was going to get sick.

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Incorrect quotes (Vees at the hotel AU)

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Alastor: How’re the activities going?

Vox: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Alastor: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Vox: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Alastor: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Velvette: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Charlie: Ok! I think we are done with the therapy sesión for today!

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*the TV is freaking out*

Valentino: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Valentino: Yeah, that didn’t work with Vox either.

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Velvette: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Angel Dust: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Vox: I baked you a pie!

Alastor: Really?! What flavor?

Vox: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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Niffty, holding a toy lightsaber Vox gave her: I’m Darth Vader!

Husk: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

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Vaggie : Goodnight to the love of my life, Charlie, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Charlie: Vaggie, you love me, right?

Vaggie: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Alastor: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Vox: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Alastor: The fourth sentence-

Vox: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Alastor: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Cherri bomb: *wasted* Have you ever get so high that you start seeing spiders?

Angel Dust: Cherri... I'm basically spider.

Cherri bomb: WHAT?

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Rosie: So, how's it to have Vox as roommate?

Alastor: Better than expected! I feel like a child who just adopted an entire circus!

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Delaney: *Sees Rosie for the first time during an overlord meeting* Well, there goes my heterosexuality.

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