DM: Your arrival in Brook-by-the-Hill causes something of a stir. These people have probably never seen a griffon before. You're approached by a dwarf woman a little past middle age. "Hello, travelers. What brings you to Brook-by-the-Hill?"
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): We're adventurers, here to investigate your missing persons.
DM: "That's wonderful! I'm Eremyn - my husband is the magistrate, but he was the first to go missing. What can we call you?"
Thaddeus: We're Travelling Trauma Centre.
DM: There's a ripple in the crowd. Eremyn's eyebrows raise. "Goodness! Our humble plight has reached such important ears!"
Thaddeus: Well...
Kjell (half-elf barbarian): We were kicked out of the house.
DM: She nods. "Wife?"
Kjell: ...Butler.
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DM: You have just arrived at the small village of Brook-by-the-Hill.
Tati (playing Seraph): People going missing, shadows in the window at night?
DM: That's the one.
Hamish (playing Thaddeus): Have we checked the brook? The one by the hill?
DM: You've only just sighted the town and landed your griffons.
Hamish: There could be babes in the bushes. Next destined emperor.
DM: Oh, I thought you meant hot girls.
Hamish: No! I'm playing Thaddeus, not Hunter...
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