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[bang-tan-bitches]

can we get a drabble for beloved?? 🥺🥺 i love that au sm

Okay so this is just a snippet.

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No matter how much they cleaned, you couldn't enter the throne room without smelling blood. You knew it was all in your head, but the very thought of entering the room made your stomach turn. Emperor Min - Yoongi, you must call him Yoongi, he can be very unhappy when you do not use his name, you remind yourself - understood your obvious uneasiness with the room and immediately commissioned a new throne room to be built, along with a new golden throne fit for his empress.

"You're not listening to me."

Princess Min's voice jolts you from your thoughts. She is staring at you over morning tea, a soft pout on her pretty mouth while her dark, dark eyes remain focused on you.

"I apologize Princess," You sit up straighter and focus your attention on her, "You were choosing colors for the wedding?"

"No," She sniffs delicately and snaps her fan closed, tossing it to the maid behind her, "I've chosen colors. I was choosing flowers. I think this child has made you forgetful."

"Gardenias are lovely." You place your hand gently over the slight bulge of your belly, finding the fact that you were carrying the heir of the kingdom inside you unbelievable, "I think they would compliment you and The Prince Regent beautifully."

"What does my nephew think?"

You give Princess Min a small smile, exasperated with her insistence that you were having a son, "We will not know whether it is a Prince or a Princess of the kingdom for several months yet. I am afraid you will be sincerely disappointed if you keep insisting on a prince."

"My sister could never be disappointed in my empress." His silky smooth voice causes you to stiffen. You lick your lips and relax your shoulders before turning your head to greet your husband - he will be unhappy if he thinks you are uncomfortable around him.

"Yoongi," You greet him as he leans over your shoulder and presses a soft kiss to your cheek before sitting next to you, "Is the morning court finished already?"

Yoongi's eyes are dark as they stare at you. Sometimes his eyes are so black and unreadable you feel completely out of place. You know your smile is perfect, you've practiced it for hours when you are alone. You have to make sure that everything is perfect and there is no crack in your mask. You have to watch what you say and how you respond and you practice to make sure it is perfect. You cannot have any more deaths on your head. You aren't sure you can handle it.

He eyes you a little longer before he smiles and it still makes your breath catch. He taps your nose with the tip of his finger as Princess Min complains about how her brother loves you more than anything now and everyone just ignores her. He responds to her something sweet and placating, but freely admits that you are his world. You can barely hear him over the stuttering of your heart. You aren't sure if it is fear or something else that makes your heart race.

"Your father sent a letter." Yoongi says casually as he refills your cup of tea, "It appears this year really is bountiful."

"Oh?" You question and gently take the letter he placed on the table. You have only seen your father a handful of times since you were wed, however your husband sees him almost daily at morning court. You have not seen your sister at all since that night. You weren't even invited to attend her wedding to Lord Kim, your father thinking it best not to upset her, but you knew Ara did not wish to see you.

Before you can open the letter, Yoongi grabs your hand and brings it to his lips, softly kissing each of your fingers, his eyes boring into yours, "Your sister, Lady Kim, is also with child."

[speckled-biscut]

Omg how come I haven't seen anyone point out these silly guys in the hammer scene that worthi 100% added in the compilation!

[eternalwyrm]

[newtoodles-dot-png]

JUMPSCARE‼️‼️‼️ NEW HYPERFIX ‼️‼️‼️

(more art under the cut!!)

Gripper and Grabber the beloveds <33

(some are these are Old, so they dont look as good lol)

[bruised-n-tired]

i should draw burger yuri some day

[honesttoglob]

Steve and Cesare decide to combine their businesses and set up a store front and then other than that it's Bob's Burgers its just Bob's Burgers. Steve dresses like Bob and Cesare dresses like Linda.

It's called Charnival of Horrors (You know, Char? Like a charbroiled burger?) since they combined their themes of clowns x undead into one monstrosity and also burgers. The Bigtop and Zomburger crews still work there, but they have to partially swap make up and outfits.

[peachpannier]

I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SO SILLY ❤️

[end-orfino]

Frances Bigtop Burger....

[bang-tan-bitches]

hey babe!

you're probably tired of everyone talking about beloved over and over again but here i am again, cause it was the best thing i've ever read about yandere yoongi - an emperor au - what an masterpiece. absolutely loved it. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

pls don't kill me for asking this, but... any update on the sequel? just a little hint, maybe? 👀🥺

Hi nonnie!

Thank you for your support and patience with us. I've written and rewritten the sequel twice cause I'm so torn on how I want the sequence to unfold. But here a little something - is not much so don't get too excited:

Your eyes flutter open slowly and you blink several times to adjust to the sunlight. You can hear a few low voices but it takes you a moment to realize you are back in your bedroom in the Mugunghwa courtyard.

“Beloved?” Yoongi rushes to your bedside and grabs your hand, “Are you alright?”

His hand feels almost unbearably warm against your skin. You wet your lips and look up at his concerned face. From your peripheral vision you can see that Eunuch Ki and Princess Min are both in the room. There is also an imperial healer in the corner of the room.

[is-johnny-jhonny-a-spectral-yet]

day 2918

no :(

[xfangheartx]

The only sad thing (at least that's what I believe) about the newest Helluva Short is that Blitzø may joke, but he still clearly misses Stolas a lot, which leads me to wonder...

How much time has passed since he saw him at the party? Has it been three days? Or has it actually been a while? What is Stolas even doing, right now? Is he off having fun with the BTB Guy, or was the guy just a one-night stand? What if Stolas is thinking about Blitzø, but can't bring himself to talk to him out of guilt, and is maybe waiting for his beloved imp to call him?

God, I know these shorts were meant to cheer us up while we wait for the next episode, but my god, it is so damn hard knowing these two love each other but because of their own individual f***-ups, they can't seem to bring themselves to talk to each other about what happened.

I just wish they'd hurry and make up!

[okamirayne]

Hey Rayne! Just wanted to drop by for a quick session of praise and glory to your awesome self and the rollercoaster that Chapter 10 of HHU is. Seriously, your writing and your beautiful mind never fail to amaze me! It was such an amazing read that had my heart racing throughout. Damn do I feel bad for both Shikamaru and Naruto. And don't even get me started on those little bits of our beloved ShikaNeji interactions. MY POOR FUCKING HEART RAYNE, I SWEAR. I miss Neji so much and his appearance in this chapter was so bitter-sweet!

Anyways, enough of my rambling (because it could go indefinitely when it comes to you and BtB universe), I fear I have a question for your lovely self.

Alas, I have noticed that you use dream and/or dreamlike sequences quite a bit in your writing (I remember there being some throughout the series) and they are always so vividly and marvelously done! That made me wonder (and here comes the question) have you ever had a lucid dream, sleep paralysis, astral projection or some similar experience? I ask this because some of the ways in which you are portraying your dream sequences seem very familiar to some of the sensations which occur during those strange (and a bit scary) moments. I have had my fair share of lucid dreams and sleep paralysis moments, so it's very interesting to notice parallels in your writing regarding my own experience.

Okay, enough of me. As always, I wish you all the best and I hope you continue to kick ass of this burnout because *in Kris Jenner voice* YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETY! 🫶✨❤️

Anonymous asked:

Heya Sweet Pop Reference Anon! 💕🫶💕

Thank you, so much, for the delivery of this beautiful message, wrapped up in support and love. I was absolutely chuffed to receive it, read it, and be reduced to a puddle of feels by it. THANK YOU. 🥰 I've hit a big-arse wall recently and this was a sweet and soft place to fall. Thank you!

[...] And don't even get me started on those little bits of our beloved ShikaNeji interactions. MY POOR FUCKING HEART RAYNE, I SWEAR. I miss Neji so much and his appearance in this chapter was so bitter-sweet!

I feel you, Anon. My heart is a haunted house at this point.

Alas, I have noticed that you use dream and/or dreamlike sequences quite a bit in your writing (I remember there being some throughout the series) and they are always so vividly and marvelously done!

Thank you! They are always a little bit risky/tricky, but I try!

That made me wonder (and here comes the question) have you ever had a lucid dream, sleep paralysis, astral projection or some similar experience?

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. These intense experiences have undoubtedly helped me write such scenes - to which I am both profoundly grateful and mildly unhinged.

I ask this because some of the ways in which you are portraying your dream sequences seem very familiar to some of the sensations which occur during those strange (and a bit scary) moments. I have had my fair share of lucid dreams and sleep paralysis moments, so it's very interesting to notice parallels in your writing regarding my own experience.

Wow! I'm glad to know that the portrayals resonated with you regarding their relatability (again, can be tricky when writing altered consciousness experiences) though I'm sorry to learn you've been alotted a fair (or unfair!) share of sleep paralysis moments. 😵‍💫Ugh! Those are shit. And scary. And I hope you're spared them in the future!

Okay, enough of me. As always, I wish you all the best and I hope you continue to kick ass of this burnout because *in Kris Jenner voice* YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETY! 🫶✨❤️

Gods bless, but you're going to laugh at me, because I had to Google that. 🤣 The pop reference flew riiiiight over my head. I have zero knowledge (bar the most generic trivia) regarding the Kardashians, but I'm now educated in this catchphrase! 🤣 Thank you, Anon! I appreciate the support, and hearing Kris Jenner saying it in several reels now means I have her voice playing like an earworm every time I read it.😆🥰 Ha! Brilliant!

Big thanks coming at you, my lovely!

💖🫶🏼💖

[sapphic-catz]

BTB!Crookedstar I’m changing a lot. He’s a trans guy now, transitioning at the barn when he runs away as well as having a different name that I’m trying to work out.

Since they are a battle cult names that represent a cats harsh injury they survived are a honor instead of something to feel bad about. So the name Crookedjaw would instead be a honor title in this world. Which means I gotta come up with a new name for him since Rainflower still renames him

Stormkit is Rainflower’s little baby and absolutely does everything to try and get her praise, sneaking out to bring her special flowers, catching pretty dragonflies, showing off his hunting by getting fish or even bird eggs from a nest near camp. While she’s a lot to handle she always praises her for it even telling her to go farther. She loves Oakkit as well ofc but is definitely biased towards her strong daughter

When Stormkit gets out shes specifically trying to get blooming hydrangea that’s at the river’s edge, Oakkit tries to stop her but tags along to try and keep his rambunctious sister safe. But as the kit snaps the flower off the branch Goosefeather pops out and scares the two kits, as they try to run away the scraggly oracle attempts to pull them back and Stormkit slips. She falls into the river, smacks her jaw on the river stone, and drifts down stream

She was supposed to die here. Drowning with her body surfacing right at the camp’s edge with that flower in her twisted jaw. But something saved her, pushing her up with a strange currant to get a breathe and drifting the water right to a Shellheart’s paws that were trying desperately to find his daughter

BTB has strong themes of fate that isn’t exact but has a vague outline. Starclan knew that one of the two kits were to be leader and seeing how Stormkit was they wanted Oakkit to be it instead. He would be far more controllable then Stormkit ever would’ve been so the kit magically being saved even thought they could feel her small spirit half in their realm was a shock.

It was a long rough recovery setting Stormkit behind multiple moons compared to the rest of the kits but even so Brambleberry was shocked by how well the kit did recover. She had no herbs and yet just as Stormkit started showing symptoms of sickness she would find the exact herb that she needed. The medic believed the kit had a much bigger fate from this

Rainflower meanwhile was a mess. Her beloved baby was now twisted and barely conscious for over a moon. She was both overbearing and distant, trying desperately to fix her kit but not providing the love that Stormkit needed. She was blaming every other cat around but inside entirely herself. When Storm actually started recovering and was adjusting to her new life Rainflower stepped back and tried to just forget it all. Forget her baby was now broken in her mind forget that she’d never get to see her the same forget she was even her daughter. She gave Stormkit her own nest because she couldn’t bare to look at the kit let alone let it lay next to her which caused fights between her and Shellheart along with Oakkit squirming away from her

When Stormkit at last was becoming a apprentice (at around 8 1/2 moons instead of the normal 6) she very publicly screamed that she could never be a normal apprentice for her broken jaw. While Hailstar hated seeing his sister like this he couldn’t just stop the ceremony so he made Stormkit into Stormpaw but right after agreed to change her name into what Rainflower wanted, which I also haven’t decided but it’s gotta be a harsh name like a detachment title from Rainflower’s family maybe Solepaw? Idk

The now changed Stormpaw fights with Rainflower where she says she should’ve never survived the accident and Storm runs away

She ends up at the farm and just calls herself Storm but after meeting Fleck and Mitzi finds more self acceptance as well as actually learning how to work with her jaw instead of working against it. This is also where he comes out as trans and starts transition fully! Yay!

After saving Mitzi’s kits he sees that same ghost again who says his fate resides back with the clans and that now which himself figured out he can fix their way of life while before he would’ve refused now he feels it, a pull to go back and not keep running

Storm goes back and is accepted back in by his dad and brother who both accept him as their son/brother, and Hailstar lets him back in as he felt guilty every since the cat disappeared believing it was because he foolishly forced that name onto his own nephew just to appease his sister. But he keeps the name in spite of his mother Rainflower who doesn’t accept him back anyways. As Solepaw (temp name) he quickly excels since he actually knows how to use his jaw in a way that works and is named Solestorm for both his old name as well as his attitude that’s as strong as the storm that once fell upon their camp

As a apprentice tho he was close with the older apprentice Willowpaw who’d come from Windclan and had been a apprentice almost as long as he had been to try and prove herself. When she finally becomes a warrior she is named Willowbreeze and the two get even closer. They’d already been kinda crushing on each other but now as warriors they announced their love quickly

The whole camp cheered for them except Rainflower who just straight up walked out of camp. Solestorm chases after her and finds her looking over hydrangeas, the same ones he once tried to get for her. A voice whispers to kill her but it’s not familiar, colder but sweet in his ear. But the echoey water noise of a wraith he’s known much longer tells him to follow his heart. Not a forceful counter but a clear message. Solestorm drops his head and sits beside his mother that same aching he felt as kit for her attention a faint Mew in his mind.

While she pleads for forgiveness he doesn’t accept her full apology but does let her in slightly. The damage she’s done is irreversible and he can’t ever trust her fully but he wants to know his mom

Eventually Solestorm or whatever I’ll make his name becomes deputy after his dad retires and Willowbreeze has their litter (by the help of Oakheart) but she does die along with the two other kits leaving just their lone daughter to his care. It hurts having them gone especially as his brother is still distant but he loves her anyway and names her something either after Shell or after Mapleshade-

Haven’t decided! But if you’ve read this far plz give ideas on not only his name but also what BTB!Silverstream’s could be

[itsbrucey]

i got into your cave through an ask i saw on the btb tag that i've been stalking since the directors cut of season 2. also thanks for liking that cesare idea! i always think about that with the undead

So style. starting with the bigtop burger themselves, I got steve's style about right. jeans and buttonups. however i thought khakis. I don't imagine the buttonups to be super fun, but i did draw him in one outfit that is basically the same as an outfit Stu Macher wore in scream. It is the only button-up i think Stu wore. Billie in my heart is very typical 'grunge' with sweaters and layers, but pretty basic. She owns stuff that she doesn't have to think about matching, and mostly lives in basic prints like stars and stripes (i think she liked stars a lot) as well as dark colors. Steve wears the same thing every day, but I agree with your take on the no skin. I don't have any ideas for Penny so far.

I think Cesare is stuck dressing like an emo kid with the black layers to cover up the zombie thing as well as the perpetual bleeding. Also he is forced to look gothic since is he undead, so perhaps he'd lean into the style to look more natural. The only reason I said he dresses 'emo' is because it can be basic and he fucking hates having to dress like that so he puts in little effort. Maybe before he died he was more fun and flashy. I dunno. Frances I haven't thought of yet, same for conrad, though I think his zomburger outfit isn't too different from the normal style he would have. for doctor, I like to think he has piercings. I have more headcanons about his day to day life than style.

I'm about to upload a the outfits i drew, but here's the stu outfit i mentioned

AWWWW THANKS FOR STOPPING BY THEN!!!! I'm trying to post about Bigtop Burger more bc it's like. My favorite thing ever so I'm glad some people outside of the DnDads fans are seeing it :]

I really like your thoughts!!! Billie being grungy/alt is sooooo true.... I think she'd definitely be a band shirt enjoyer. Chunky sneakers. Baggy pants with fun chains or rips!! She'd be a dark flannel enjoyer vs Tim's brighter button ups and prints!!!!

If I had to think about Penny, I'd think simple, practical, and casual!!! Maybe it's my own bias bc she's my fav but like... As a mom who we assume is cheery, I think a lot of fun tshirts and mom jeans!! Cardigans and pullover sweaters too!! She has the CUTEST burger earrings so I definitely think she has more silly earrings and things like scrunchies!! She's very floral/simple print/springtime coded to me!

I think the Zomburger crew's outfits reflect what they'd normally wear more already, especially Conrad!! Francis and Doctor both have a lot of piercings to me,,, Francis definitely strikes me as the type to have a lot of cool jackets and like...handsewn/altered things. Doctor too but in a more "plain" way. Conrad...my wonderful. My beloved. He definitely just had tshirts and baggy sweats and jeans and sometimes one of those muscle shirts that have the side stretched open SO much. And he forgive him /j

( Emo Kid Cesare is so funny.... He'd make a killing on TikTok )

[mathlann]

Screaming @ this week's BtB intro because Robert's description of the hospital with multiple restaurants and an antique store on the bottom floor....he didn't name it but I know exactly which one he's talking about lol. Beloved North Texas Healthcare Provider [REDACTED] 💕

[ittybittybumblebee]

Penny for the BTB doodles pls maybe her hanging out with another character idk really know but i love her very much

Having a friendly chat with Tim during lunch break ^-^