#btob incorrect texts

[vitaminbtob]

Eunkwang: Take me to art museum and hold my hand.

Minhyuk: But they said not to touch the masterpiece

Eunkwang: *blushing hard

Minhyuk: I am talking about myself. I am the masterpiece.

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[yungisstar1117]

Dinner Party After Kingdom

Jongho: You seem nicer than usual today

Yeosang: I can punch you in the face if you want

Seonghwa, smiling painfully at his guests: Don’t worry he doesn’t mean that!

iKON, SF9 & BTOB: *confused worried noises*

TBZ: *laughs*

Jisung: Lol yeah he does, Hyunjin said the same thing to me yesterday

Hyunjin, standing up: THE OFFERS STILL ON THE TABLE BITCH

Jisung: GAME SQUARE UP

Chan, spraying his water bottle: Bad Jisung! Bad Hyunjin! No!

Everyone: ...

Hongjoong, tearing up: Omg someone who gets me-

[ihyuckiss]

Rowoon, in the Kingdom groups groupchat: Height is a choice 

Kingdom groupchat immediately: *several people are typing*

[vannamelonpie]

ain’t nothing weirder than this

[backisshinee]

Top Ten Biases Tag

(indirectly) tagged by @incorrect-nct-quotes

1. Amber - f(x) 2. Jonghyun - SHINee 3. Johnny - NCT 4. Hansol - Topp Dogg 5. Jackson Wang - Got7 6. Dino - Seventeen 7. Taeil - Block B 8. Suga - BTS 9. Rosé - BlackPink 10. Peniel - BTOB

i tag: @bottomofthetrash @prince-winwin @texting-nct @haeshji @prince-leejeno

[vitaminbtob]

Minhyuk: What are you, 5?

Sungjae: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you

Minhyuk:

Sungjae:

Sungjae: I'm joking please don't kill me

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[vitaminbtob]

Minhyuk, with sleepy Peniel in his lap: Aww, you are so adorable

Peniel *sleepily: i can beat the sh*t out of you.

Minhyuk *lovingly: i know

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[Once again this conversation is not my idea, credit to op]

[vitaminbtob]

Peniel: If it excites you and scares you at the same time, you should probably do it.

Changsub: Time to slap Sungjae while he is sleeping.

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[P.S: Idea is not mine it just popped up on my pinterest]

[vitaminbtob]

Ilhoon: Damn ! The power went out.

Sungjae: Don't worry, I've got this!

*Sungjae shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Ilhoon: What-

Sungjae: I swallowed a flashlight.

Changsub on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU !!!

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[vitaminbtob]

Minhyuk: I watched Peniel drop the remote on his foot and the only thing he said was "I'm so sick of being alive."

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[vitaminbtob]

*Eunkwang shining flashlight under the bed

Eunkwang: Ilhoon, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people ?

Ilhoon: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Eunkwang: Understandable, have a good day.

[vitaminbtob]

Ilhoon: Take me to art museum and hold my hands

Hyunsik: but they said not to touch the masterpiece

Ilhoon: You smooth motherf*ucker

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[vitaminbtob]

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[vitaminbtob]

*Minhyuk Enters the room

Minhyuk: Why Ilhoon and Sungjae are laughing on floor and Eunkwang is crying in corner?

Peniel: Sungjae was trying Eunkwang Hyung's name as his new password.

Minhyuk: And ?

Peniel: Computer said it's too short.

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[I love our leader with all my heart but sometimes I can't control myself 😅]

[vitaminbtob]

Peniel : Would you rather stab Sungjae or

Changsub : Stab Sungjae

Peniel : But i didn't even say the other option

Changsub : I know , but I would still stab Sungjae

Peniel :

Sungjae : not gonna lie, I'm feeling a bit unsafe in this house. Does anyone else feels the same way?

[vitaminbtob]

Sungjae & Ilhoon: Eomma ? were we adopted ?

Minhyuk : No! Why would I in my right mind adopt you 2!