#bullshit Rick

[yuka-lars]

[mortysmith]

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Feel like Percy probably played Mythomagic casually with Grover before he knew he was a demigod and then kinda dropped it after the events of s1 but then he meets Nico in s3 who LIVES AND BREATHES Mythomagic and their interaction is just like

Nico (after an hour long rant about the most obscure shit in the game): So what are your opinions on the matter?

Percy: 👁️👄👁️

[sobselpop]

Puppeteered by somebody else

Lowkey maybe totally inspired by this masterpiece by the amazing @joycew-art

[siancore]

COMING SOON

Je Te Veux - A Richonne Crime AU

To the general public, Rick Grimes is a successful businessman and philanthropist. To those who know him, he is the ruthless head of a criminal empire. Grimes is the type of man that never needs to ask for anything, and he always gets what he wants. A mistake by a colleage has left Grimes in hot water. While visiting the law firm of his attorneys, he glimpses a beautiful new hire, Michonne Hawthorne. Will Grimes be able to remain levelheaded or will his infatuation with Michonne threaten the life and empire he has built for himself?

A/N: Something I came up with based on this conversation. Thought about it and decided on revisiting Sous Couverture-style Rick Grimes. I could've gone for sophisticated fun, but went for dark & unhinged instead lol

[hazelnut-u-out]

Rick and Morty does an awesome job at highlighting generational trauma cycles. The fact that Beth adopted Rick’s parenting style and approach to marriage (and even IDOLIZED him/the abuse) without realizing that her biggest character flaws come directly from him is super interesting.

I honestly think splitting her into two different versions of herself— one who chooses to be more like her mother and one more like her father; one who stays and one who leaves— was a good choice. As someone who relates a lot to sentiments like ‘my parent idolizes their parents/I’m angry with my parents for what their parents did to them/when I’m angry with my mother, but then I remember she’s just a girl’, the Beths are a powerful representation of not only what I see in myself, but also an experience of motherhood I have little insight into on my own.

With all of their parallels, I like to think Beth has moments where she— like her father— says to herself, ‘Holy shit… I’m a terrible mother.’

I’ve never thought about it before, but Beth truly resents feeling ‘trapped’ in motherhood. She views it as something Jerry did to her instead of something she also partook in. I’m not saying that Jerry didn’t do that intentionally, but I am saying that Beth made choices there, too, and it’s unfair of her to hold contempt for her children (mainly Morty) because of that.

It makes me wonder what her relationship with Diane was like. Diane might have felt like Rick trapped her into motherhood and then took a backseat, too. Did Diane resent Beth for taking away what her life could’ve been? Did Diane blame Beth for her decision to be a mother?

On the other side of the coin, we have Morty. He’s like his dad in a lot of innocent ways, but that concept terrifies him because he’s seen the malice behind that harmless facade.

Part of him hates his mom for never wanting him— for never caring for him or protecting him— but that’s a part of himself he buries. He knows, at the end of the day, his mom is just a girl who desperately wanted her dad to love her.

‘I love Daddy!’

People talk about how much Morty is like Jerry all the time, but I’ve NEVER seen a post about how similar he is to Beth. (Please tag me if you have, so I can hype it up!) He spends all day everyday cripplingly aware of just how little his parents want him. He feels their rejection and neglect. He buries those feelings to protect them; or maybe because he’s so aware of their disdain for him that he believes they just might discard him if he’s too much work.

…Sound familiar?

Sometimes I wonder how much of Morty’s efforts to protect Beth from Rick’s actions and people pleasing to make Beth and Rick’s relationship just a bit easier comes from a certain relatedness he feels to his mother’s experience of rejection/abandonment.

‘Rick, I can handle it if you go, but you’ll break Mom’s heart, and I won’t forgive you for that.’

He loves who some may consider unlovable.

But, holy shit, is that kid angry.

Angry at people he can’t justify holding accountable because… Fuck, they’ve been through a lot, too, haven’t they? How could he possibly justify hating someone he could so easily become?

I can only hope we get some more of Rick’s relationship with his parents. I’m dying to know about it.

[susieandhobbes]

I need a pre-canon Richonne fic about Carl fending off potential suitors for both Rick and Michonne until his stupid parents get their shit together through judicious use of Judith.

Like there are men in Alexandria who want to get to know Michonne but Carl just comes over whenever someone gets too friendly and plops Judith in her arms. And if those men make some false assumptions because Rick Grimes' daughter calls her mama? Well...that's on them

And some woman (or Jessie in this scenario but homegirl clearly couldn't take a hint) wants to get to know Rick better but his son keeps running up to tell Rick about how Judith just took her first steps to Michonne. And how Michonne requested some more baby lotion on the next run because she thinks maybe she's getting a rash? ANd Michonne ALSO SAID...(this continues until the woman gives up and walks away).

[datchidatchi]

He's so proud.

[the-curators-bullshit]

ummmm okay so your local mysterious tour guide barbie is like so incredibly happy rn for ✨secret✨ reasons and wants to be flooded with rickroll links so she can spread the joy :)

who has some ????

[lovvedaggers]

THEY GOT A HAPPY ENDING DANAI AND ANDY I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

dimension J19ζ7 bois

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

good heavens!! an awful void creature stole my most precious ring gifted to me by my dearest Madame Curator!

i must retrieve it, and then learn how a beast got inside the museum

[threewombatsinatrenchcoat]

US reactionary zealots:

"France is attacking the Last Supper"

Rick Riordan fans:

"Hey, cool, it's Dionysus!"

[slutforsnow]

Small vent

CW/TW; Zionism, PJO, Disney, Palestine

I feel so sick to my stomach sometimes. Finding out Rick Riordan isn't on a side during the genocide of Palestine hurts because he opened up a whole ass world of possibilities for me.

I grew up on Percy Jackson and Disney so finding out Disney is a bunch of zionists supporting Israel makes me feel so fucking guilty because I'm hyperfixating on PJO and wanna watch it so so fucking bad. I've waited 6 years for a good adaptation and turns out I can't even watch it without sending funds to Israel. I hate this I hate this I hate this I wanna go back being a dumb 12 year old boy enjoying his favorite book series again and be ignorant to the genocide.

[fear-no-mort]

im so insane about this little movement between these two here like the way morty notices rick kinda start to slip through the door and almost like instinctively leans toward him and when he then falls over onto the bottles morty just falls over himself to stay close to rick with his arms stretched out toward him . theyre like magnets to eachother have you noticed that how they’re like always moving based off where the other is and what he’s doing and they never go for more than like 10 seconds tops without glancing at the other trying to figure out what he’s thinking and acting accordingly

[mortysmith]

i really wonder how much my rnm interpretations have impacted the general fandom meta