#hellsite hall of girlfriend

[hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend]

to elaborate on “the pizza thing,” Madame Curator eats pizza by first ripping the crust off and eating that, then she breaks the pizza into little tiny bites with her hands and eats those, making sure to peel some of the cheese off of each bite and stacking it to create “the perfect bite”

she’s insane

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

have you and hall of girlfriend met physically and/or do you live together?

tis a ✨mystery✨

[hellsite-detective]

WAIT WAIT ur dating Madam Curator? But isn’t Hellsite of fall of fame or something like that also dating madam curator???? Are u guys in a polyamorous relationship??????

AH NO NO I THINK THERES SOME CONFUSION

we aren’t polyamorous!! i’m dating Madame Curator, aka hellsite hall of fame! but i’m ALSO the person behind @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend, my other gimmick blog!

so there’s only two of us, but there’s three blogs involved so i can see why that might seem confusing haha

[jeahreading]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend @the-curators-bullshit @thecursedquoteshop

Oh my god, I finally finished it, I've been dragging it for days but I finally finished it today, I really hope you like it, Madam and Miss Anon, I put a lot of thought into it, hope you don't find it too intrusive.

[fangomango]

Me scrolling through my dash seeing the @hellsite-hall-of-fame and @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend 's posts of them literally being the cutest people on earth

My love life might be dead but by golly do I enjoy seeing these goobers be adorable

[veryspecificanon]

pt 2 - pt 1

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

ref

yes. madame curator's standing on a rock labelled "rock"

[the-curators-bullshit]

Uhhhh, i wanted to ask for your Permission first, I'm somewhat writing a fanfic on you and Miss Girlfriend and I just wanted to tell you about it, nothing weird in it, it's kind of continuation of the Miss gf's fic, if you are confortable with it can i post it online for you both !!!pretty please !!🥺🥺❤

omg yes please!!! absolutely please post it!!!!!

[claradoodling]

he’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying sexyman of action!

introducing Perry the Platypus as a tumblr sexyman!! this was done for @instantpansies Perry the Platypus x Hellsite Hall of Fame fanfic!

i hear a rumor that this design may be included in the upcoming chapter of the fic, so stay tuned for that!! either way i am so so honored to work with them on this design and be able to solidify my place in the legacy of this fan fiction! thank you for this opportunity!!

here’s a link to the first chapter of the fic for anyone who hasn’t read it!

@instantpansies @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend (tagging myself oops) @hellsite-hungergames

[instantpansies]

crowdsourcing a 200k @hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus fanfic: part 8

at long last, i'm back to writing The Fic!! however, being an Internet Funnyman is difficult sometimes and i can't decide what should be written above the Capital Building doors!! oh golly goodness!! here's what i have right now:

this is a spoiler, sort of, but i think it's worth it for some audience participation. (also, ideally, the chapter will be out before this poll ends. i just want to scope out the general vibe.)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hungergames @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[stacys-museum]

A doodle I made @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend]

my dear Madame Curator pronounces “anon” like “ay-nun”

i love her and her bizarre ways of speaking

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

do you accept fanart of you and your cryptid girlfriend by any chance for no particular reason

ummm YES ABSOLUTELY!!?!!

for no particular reason of course….. but OMG I would be so completely and totally honored to receive fanart of us !!?!?

[hellsite-detective]

I've just realised that you and @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend are the same person (I've gotten this from the fact that both blogs have the same Ko-Fi thing) and that you are dating @hellsite-hall-of-fame My brain feels like it is collapsing in on itself It really is a small world after all If I've gotten any of this wrong and I am in fact losing my mind (Not too unlikely), apologies in advance

ah nope you’re absolutely right!! i am @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend and i’m absolutely dating Madame Curator!!

fun fact! i actually started HHoG exactly a week after we started dating! and then i started this blog a few months later with no intention of crossover between the two, but then i ended up making it known that me and her are together over here haha

either way yes! i also run HHoG!!

[goncharov-propaganda-factory]

Mishapocalypse: what the-

Hey, former redditors! Welcome to the hellsite, we're all glad that you're here (especially you 196 folk you warm my dead, frozen heart). While on the whole you seem to be adapting AMAZINGLY fast to site culture, if any of you are confused over one of our founding myths this may help.

(or if you're a veteran tumblrina and just want to read an essay that's fine too)

(others key parts of our national identity to learn about if you're curious include Goncharov, I Love You, Color of the Sky, My Three Girlfriends, and many more)

also if you don't want to read my entire fucking essay take this and run

but if you want to know the deal with this man, read on!

Mishorigins

Supernatural is a 2000s-ass TV series that ran on the CW from 2005 to 2020. It's about two brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, who are "hunters" that protect people from various supernatural entities. The show was originally planned to last five seasons, with an angel character named Castiel (this is important) slated to be revealed as God in the finale. Castiel (nicknamed Cass by the CW and Cas by objectively correct people) was introduced in S4.

left: Castiel, the gay angel of our collective dreams. right: Misha Collins.

The Man Behind the Mish

Misha Collins is a straight man who was forced by a cruel and uncaring god to play a heavily queer coded angel on a TV series intended for any demographic BUT gay teens (which is what it became). His performance as Castiel, and the large queer teen fanbase he drew, were a driving force behind a show would ultimately continue for three times longer its original plan.

I don't have anywhere else to put these facts so they go here

he was an intern in the Clinton administration during the Lewinsky scandal

he knows Tibetan throat singing

he was arrested for climbing onto a bank roof (he was trying to... read a book? 👀👀👀)

he probably made Jensen Ackles (the guy who played Dean less homophobic? Maybe?

he held a scavenger hunt called GISHWHES several times for his charity, Random Acts

cool guy

he later played Harvey Dent on Gotham Knights this very year (2023)

there's icebergs of this shit

he farted on an airplane once

Mishion: Impossible

April 1st, 2013 is a date that will live in mishinfamy. Tumblr a main hub of the SuperWhoLock fandom (a mega-fandom amalgamating Supernatural, Sherlock BBC, and Doctor Who), was the only place the Mishapocalypse could happen.

For boring deets I'll redirect you to the KnowYourMeme page but these images should sum it up.

left: a list of Tumblr users, circa 2013. right: a fine example of Misha culture

There are two takeaways here:

You cannot outrun Misha.

You will become him.

On April 1, 2013, a significant portion of Tumblr changed their avatar to the now-iconic Mishapocalypse photo and their handle to "Misha Collins", followed by similar waves of Mish across other social media sites.

above: the modern Prometheus

This beautiful event was emblematic of pre-Dashcon Tumblr, an era as far away from us now as 1200 AD was from 1208 AD. You'll be pleased to know that the Mishapocalypse returns every April 1st to grace these ancient halls, a small group of pilgrims tracing new paths on the well-worn floor of the Church of Misha.

(this isn't to say the Supernatural fandom is dead, it's just somewhat diminished from it's glory days.

Thanks for reading! Reblog if you liked. I'll leave you with a bunch of Mishimages of my own that I posted for Mishapocalypse 23 (the 10th anniversary). Shameless self-promotion!!!

in clockwise order:

The Mona Misha

Mishius

Misha's extra hour in the ball pit

The Mishian (with Mish Damon)

Future ideas include Salvator Misha. Feel free to ask any questions you have, and I hope you enjoy Tumblr.

Happy Mishing!

ps I have not actually watched supernatural you just learn all of this via osmosis

[plentyoffandoms]

ma’am, there’s not enough chuck taylor smut on this hellsite.

say like, pac (even tho i love him) flirts with dustin’s girl after death triangle win the trios titles. she’s too oblivious for her own good (i’m obsessed with this concept) she doesn’t notice. i present to you: angy, dominant dustin. just nasty, thigh clenching shit

love you lots 🖤🖤🖤

Chuck Taylor x f/Reader (18+)

Warnings: Some swearing. Descriptive sexual acts. Minors do not read. Unprotected sex. Dom. Chuck. Oral (m receiving)

Just like all my other stories, this has not been proofread, but please enjoy.

Gifs and photos do not belong to me

Hope you like it. Love yeah too 💜

Main Masterlist ♡ AEW Masterlist ♡ Chuck Taylor Masterlist

Chuck Taylor - Dustin ☆ Pac - Benjamin "Ben"

Summary: The Bastard Pac can't help but flirt with the oblivious f/Reader, who also happens to be Chuck Taylor's girlfriend.

YN's POV:

Ben hasn't left me alone since he came running back through the tunnel. I was standing towards the back, waiting for Dustin.

But Ben got to me first and he has been nonstop talking my ear off. Usually I would enjoy our conversations, but I just wanted to see Dustin.

"You know my dear, why don't I take you out for a drink after I go and get cleaned up?" Ben placed his hand on my shoulder.

"Thank you. I wonder if Dustin would like to join us?" I didn't notice it at the time the sour look that came over Ben's face, but Dustin did.

Chuck Taylor's POV:

I saw YN first, standing there waiting for me. Looking gorgeous as always but then I saw who she was talking too and I immediately stopped in my tracks.

Fucking Ben.

Who constantly flirts with her. Who constantly asks her out on dates. He has done this in front of me so many damn times, that I want to punch him in the face.

But I can't. I don't want to lose this job but must of hall, I sure as hell don't want to lose YN.

My sweet YN, who never can see when someone is flirting with her.

"They are just being nice Dustin. No one flirts with me." Is what she says to me every single time I bring it up.

"Well, even if they were I only have eyes for you my Dustin." Whenever she calls me that, I just melt a bit inside.

Yet, he still hasn't given up. He thinks he can take her away from me. I can feel myself getting angrier and angrier as I watched him look at her like she is a piece of meat.

I saw him look upset when she said something but his facial expression quickly changed back to normal.

I all but lost it when he leaned down to whisper in her ear but she just took a step to the side when she saw me come towards them.

My girl had a massive smile on her face when she saw me and practically jumped into my arms as she gave me kisses.

Ben had a forced smile on his face as I gave him a smug look.

"We will continue this conversation another time YN, maybe over that drink I suggested." He said.

"Of course Ben. Have a good night." YN said to him.

I almost dragged her out of there, angry at the fact that she even agreed to a drink with him.

"Dustin, why are you mad?" YN said as she tried to keep up with my pace as I wanted to leave this venue and get the hell away from him.

"I am not." I sneered out.

"Yes you are. Are you mad at me?" Her voice got quiet as she asked that question. I stopped when we were almost to the car.

"No, I am not mad at you. I could never be mad you. Just get in the car and we can talk about it later." I told her in a soothing tone.

"That's it love. Show me who you belong too." I groaned as my head was flung back against the headboard. My hands pushing on the back of her head as she took me completely down her throat.

My hips bucked and she gagged around me. I moaned when I felt her throat contract around me.

We fought on the way home. Her asking me over and over again what the hell was wrong with me, so I finally snapped.

I told her how Ben keeps flirting with her and if she just opened her eyes she would see it.

"And you agreed to go and get a drink with him."

"Only if you came and I said that to him Dustin. Women and men flirt with you all the time but you don't see me getting angry over it."

"Because I know when they are and you agree to go on date with people because you don't realise that you have been asked out."

"For fuck sakes Dustin, I am with you! I love you and only you. You are the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I am yours and you should know that."

I pulled into our driveway and turned off the engine. I took off my seat belt and turned my body as best as I could to face her.

"Say it again."

"I am yours." YN said quietly.

I leaned in closer and asked her to repeat it.

"I am yours." My hand went to the nape of her neck and I gripped it tightly.

"You are mine YN. Let me make sure you never forget it."

The feeling of her tapping my leg made me pull her off of me. I looked at her face and she had tears streaming down it. Her lips were swollen from being wrapped around my cock for so long.

"Come here baby, I need you to ride me." YN quickly complied and I helped her to sit on my lap.

She went to start bouncing but I made her sit there, keeping my cock warm.

"But Dustin," She whimpered.

"Shhh, baby. I just need to answer some emails. Can you keep me warm baby?"

"I need to move. You're too big Dustin." She clenched down around me as she said that and I hissed.

I slapped her ass and she clenched around me again. "Keep that up and I won't let you cum. Now be good for me."

YN didn't move as I pretended to answer emails on my phone. I needed her to be at the edge for what I am going to do.

"Now." Was all I needed to say and her hands were on my shoulders as she started to bounce. Her pussy was just dripping and making a mess on the bed as she was so turned on.

"So close Dustin." She whined. She didn't have to say anything, I could feel her.

"Hold it baby."

"I can't." She cried out.

"Yes you can baby. Gotta make one important call." She stopped at that.

"Seriously right now? Come on Dustin can't that wait?" She asked me as I reached for her phone this time. I knew he would answer for her.

"Yes right now. Now keep fucking bouncing that ass on my dick. Gonna show that asshole who you belong too."

YN started to move once more. Her mouth hanging open, her eyes half shut as the sad fucker didn't even wait two rings before picking up the video call.

"YN, you ready for that drink now love?" I almost threw her phone against the wall. "Dustin? Where the hell is YN?" He said when he finally saw my face.

A loud groan left YN's mouth after he asked that. I turned the camera to face her and I could see his facial expression the whole time.

"Say hi to Ben baby." YN looked at the camera with hooded eyes and she was about to say hi, when I snapped my hips hard up into her.

"Dustin." She let out a loud groan.

With my other hand, I reached around and gripped her throat and squeezed. I could see Ben's eyes go wide at that as he watched YN's eyes roll in to the back of her head.

"Who do you belong too?"

"You Dustin." She mumbled.

"Sorry love, didn't hear you. Say it louder."

"I belong to you Dustin. FUCK!" The last part came out as a scream as I thrust up into her harder again.

"Please let me cum Dustin."

"Few more minutes baby."

"I can't wait. Please." I looked over the camera and I knew she couldn't hold back anymore. "Cum."

A loud scream of my name left her mouth as her body shook. "Fucking hell." I heard Ben say but I was trying to hold myself back from finishing inside her pussy.

I pushed her back and had her head hanging off the edge of the bed and I thrust into her mouth. I had the phone still pointing at her.

I could see my cock form a bulge in her throat. I placed my hand over it as I fucked her face.

"You see that Ben? I am the only one who gets to fuck her throat. Her pussy, her ass. Not you." I growled out.

One, two, three thrusts and I stilled as I came down her throat. He watched as she swallowed it all.

When I was finished, I went to pull away, but YN wrapped her arms around me and kept me in her throat as she continued to suck me off.

"Gotta go Ben. My girl is still not done with me." I smirked at him and before he could hang up.

"Oh and Ben...leave her the fuck alone. She is mine."

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[veryspecificanon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

fanart :)

inspired by @your-royal-reblogger's post here