#but I literally couldn't see any way of the conversation with Alphys and Undyne going in any other direction

[dreamerchildunofficial]

So toriel knows the situation right now too?

* Just the basics. She knows time is looping, and she knows about the save points now and that I could time travel with them when we were in the Underground. And she knows about why we need to get everything into the Underground, the fact that everyone except me and Flowey will forget, and uh, the fact that we hadn't told anyone about this until basically just now.

* ...She wasn't exactly happy about that one.

* But she doesn't know about uh, the possession or that I've died before or about the Void or the fog I think, I don't think that got brought up. Basically all she needed to know to help us convince Sans that he needs to help us, she knows, but anything beyond that, she doesn't, but she could tell there were still stuff being hidden from her that she acknowledged we didn't have the time to talk about, and she asked me to explain everything to her myself next loop which... I don't know if I want to do it next loop?

* It's already been a lot, telling Alphys and Undyne everything and then going from just trying to investigate ourselves, me and Flowey that is, to having a plan of action and a lot of people working on it now. I know I can't hide it from her forever, but I think I need time to fully process all of today.

* Also, I would like to take the time next loop to try to test the upper and lower boundaries of this town to see if it really is a sphere or if there's a way to get under or over the fog. Whether that happens while Alphys, and hopefully Sans again- I don't know how well convincing him to help is going to go next round- are off in the Underground working on blueprints or not, I guess we'll see. I have to talk to Flowey about the best way to speedrun telling the important bits that everyone needs to know, and the taking notes of what Alphys and Sans said about the project would definitely help with that, so thank you again for that suggestion.

* If you or anyone has any other suggestions about what to do before the machine gets built, the ask box is always open! Or, I guess we might even have a lot more down time to talk about not important stuff since I don't know how to build a save point tracking machine, and I don't think Flowey does either.

* We'd still have to help though since they can't see it, right?

* True. But we're not exactly equipped to do most of the building.

* Fair.

* Wait, so does that mean... we essentially get to take a break?

* ...

* Maybe...?

* I don't know, it would feel really weird to just... do that.

* Well... I need one, and I miss Maddy. I haven't talked to her in apparently over half of a year.

* You??? Admitting to missing someone???

* I

* Listen, alright? I didn't uh, ACTUALLY mean I miss her, I just uh, feel bad because I've blown her off so many times when I should have been hanging out with her, and

* I can't believe you let Raz call you his friend AND you admitted to missing Maddy!!!

* WE'RE NOT

* I DIDN'T

* FUCK YOU!!!

* HEY!!! UNDYNE IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, IDIOT, STOP THROWING ROCKS AT GBGMSBGfjcmsjfmsnf

[undertaleimaginationland]

Hey there! How would the UT, UF, and US skelebros react to their female S/O sneaking around and acting a bit nervous, talking quietly on their cell when they thought the boys weren't near? And after this had been going on for about a week or so, they sat their bro down and said, "You know how we thought that Monsters and Humans couldn't make kids? Well, I just got off the phone with Alphys/Undyne, and... according to the test and the last scan we took, we apparently can. Surprise?"

Bowchickawowow~ IT’’S BABY MAKIN’ TIME!!!

Undertale

Sans-

Sans has definitely noticed your suspicious behavior.Afterall, he’s the same way when it comes to the skeletons in his closet. Hewon’t flat out interrogate you, but he’ll drop a few questions here and therelike ‘who was that on the phone?’ or ‘you okay, babe?’. 

This has been going on for about a week and honestly it’skilling him. Are you having second thoughts about him? About the two of you? Doyou secretly hate his nonexistent guts, but you’re too scared to tell him?

HE NEEDS ANSWERS.

A sense of dread fills through him when you sit him down fora ‘talk’. ‘here we go,’ He thinks. ‘they’re gonna dump me andi’m gonna hate myself for it.’

“You know how we thought that Monsters and Humans couldn’tmake kids? Well, I just got off the phone with Alphys, and… according to thetest and the last scan we took, we apparently can. Surprise?” Youexplained nervously, pursing your lips and looking to the ground.

His jaw literally drops as a blue blush sprinkles hiecheeks. “y-you mean i…we…” He gulps heavily. “i-i’m a dad?”

You nod, still a little flustered from having to drop thebomb.

“oh stars,” He sniffles a bit. “oh my stars!” He throwshimself on you (gently of course, as to not disturb the baby) and leans intoyour shoulder. You hug him tighter as he shudders with joy and elation.

He’ll love you and his incoming babybones with all he has.

Paps-

As nonobservant as Pap may seem, he picks up rather quicklyon your secretiveness. I mean, his brother has kinda forced him to be able toanalyze others’ behaviors. And though your frequent sketchy phone calls andnervousness has shaken him up a bit, he won’t voice that to you.

Everybody needs their distance at some times. He gets that.Just as long as you’re happy and healthy, he won’t question you.

So when you finally sit down to talk with him, he’s morethan happy to oblige. At long last would he have some sort of answer!

You take in a deep breath. Okay! You got this! “Youknow how we thought that Monsters and Humans couldn’t make kids? Well, I justgot off the phone with Alphys, and… according to the test and the last scanwe took, we apparently can. Surprise?" 

He gasps so hard and melodramatically that at first, youthought he was having a stroke. “BABIES!? I’M GOING TO HAVE BABIES?!”

You giggle at his answer. “Well technically I’m havingthem, but they’re yours, too.”

With a loud “YIPEE!”, he lifts you in the air andtwirls you around. He’s sputtering out names at 100 miles an hour and some ofthem are getting down right ridiculous.

As he slows up and sets you down, you can see the tears inhis eyes. “I LOVE YOU, S/O!,” He places a hand on your shoulder and pullsyou in for a warm hug. “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.”

He insist that the two of you get to shopping. You’re gonnaneed the diapers.

Underfell

Red-

You’d have to be an idiot to think that Red wouldn’t noticeyour off color behavior. He’s been keeping an extra watchful socket on you.More than he usually does. And don’t think the phone calls haven’t beenthrowing him off edge. He tries to listen out for what the hell you two aretalking about, but it’s no use. It’s almost like he’s stalking you orsomething…

Most of the helicopter behavior on his part all have to dowith his crumby self confidence. You could’ve had any monster…no, human foryourself, but you chose him? Why? And with your recent phone calls andnervousness he has every right to believe that you’re cheating on him.

Why couldn’t you just break up with him already and get itover with?

When you sat him down to talk, he was uncharacteristicallyquiet. ‘oh shit. here we go. it was nice while it lasted.’ He thoughtdespondently. He was running through what you were possibly about to say:

“I hate you. We need to see other people.”

“You’re gross. Bye.”

“I’m leaving you for so-and-so.”

These thought only made him cringe and his hope wither asyou drew in a deep breath.

"You know how we thought that Monsters and Humanscouldn’t make kids? Well, I just got off the phone with Alphys/Undyne, and…according to the test and the last scan we took, we apparently can.Surprise?” You admitted.

wait.

WHAT?!

“sweetheart?! kids?! me?! you?!” Red.exe cannot be found atthe moment. Error 404.

Oh stars, kids?! Him?! He’s literally the most incapablemonster in the underground and he’s gonna be a father to an angel’s child??Your child?!

“doll i…i don’t know what to say,” Red fells himselfgrinning like an idiot as tears start to well up. “sweetheart, i loveyou…” He quickly wraps you in a soft and firm hug.

You remain laying in bed all day with your skeleboo. Thoughhe may think he’s a failure, he will try to be the best dad for the kid andyou.

Edge-

Edge notices your aloof behavior and he does not like it onebit. Not. One. Bit. But the angry tol loves you and knows you are the mostfaithful of partners. Afterall, who is greater for you than The Great andTerrible Papyrus?! 

This doesn’t mean you’re off the hook though. He has Sanslurking in every shadow you cast and Undyne keeping you on diligent guard.Whatever you’re up to, you need to cut it out soon. If you knew about thestress you were causing him, you would want to stop too.

He acts like a professional businessman when you sit himdown to talk, his spine straight and his senses alert. “YES? WHAT IS IT,PET?”

Well, at least he hasn’t lost his charm. “I need totell you something.”

“SHOOT.”

You startle at his quick compliance, but your confidence isslightly boosted. "You know how we thoughtthat Monsters and Humans couldn’t make kids? Well, I just got off the phonewith Alphys, and… according to the test and the last scan we took, weapparently can. Surprise?“

He goes deathly silent, something that is more worrisomethan him blowing up as usual, and his jaw goes slack. He places a firm hand onyour shoulder and he looks at you with a desperation you’ve never seen out ofhim. “DO YOU MEAN IT?”

“What do you-“

“I’M A DAD?!?” He beamed, his grin growing bigger than youhad ever seen. He doesn’t even give you a chance to respond as he lifts you upand cradles you like your future child. “I’M A DAD!!”

He peppers your face with plenty of skelekisses as he plansout your child’s college fund. What a dad <3

Blueberry-

Oh no! What did he do wrong?! Did he overwork you on hispuzzles? Were the tacos he made last night too hot? Why are you keeping thesesecret secrets from him?1!!!!11 He’s a panicked ball of stress and fluff.

Like Edge, he has his bro and Alphys keeping a sharp eye onyou, but only because he wants to know what the heck in the world is going on.

When you sit down to talk with him, its like a weight isabout to be lifted off his shoulders. “AH YES! I LOVE SPEAKING WITH YOU, MYLOVE! NOW TELL ME, WHAT HAS BEEN PLAGING YOUR MIND?” He’s practically bouncingin his seat like a child.

His willfulness to listen fills you with the determinationto give him the news. “You know how we thought that Monsters and Humanscouldn’t make kids? Well, I just got off the phone with Undyne, and…according to the test and the last scan we took, we apparently can. Surprise?”

Sans’ jaw instantly dropped at the news. “W-WAIT WHAT? AM I ADAD?!” He looks at you with starry eyelights and a huge smile.

When you assure him of your fertile self, he screams themost fangirly scream you’ve ever heard out of him. “OMGOMGOMGOMGI’MADAD!!DADDADADADADADADADAD!GOLLYGOSDARNITILOVETHATWORDSOSOSOSOMUCH!ESPECIALLYNOWTHATITOOAMADAD-“Oh my lord he’s so excitable and will not hush up about your pregnant self. Hecovers your face with skelekisses galore and praises the two of you on yourwonderful parental skills.

Just be ready to get a stern talking to from Stretch aboutparenting and taking care of his niece/nephew and bro right.

Stretch-

Look, Stretch respects your privacy. He really does, but thestrange behavior gets to him after a day or two. He conveniently starts to popup in the same places as you, hoping to eavesdrop on even a fraction of yourconversations.

Unfortunately for him, you’re not that naïve to his oddbehavior and finally decide on sitting down with him for a super cereal talk. “Honey,we need to talk.”

Stretch reclines back in his seat, a smug smile on his face.Ah yes, the taste of sweet sweet closure. “what’s up, buttercup?” He asks,taking a long sip of honey.

You swallow back your doubt and say,” You know how wethought that Monsters and Humans couldn’t make kids? Well, I just got off the with Undyne, and… according to the test and the last scan we took, weapparently can. Surprise?”

You jump as he does the weirdest spit take you’ve ever seenin your life. Honey is slowly dribbling from his chin, soddening his hoodie. Hetakes a moment to compose himself before he wraps you in a gentle hug. Leaninginto your ear, he whispers, “hi mom, I’m dad.”

Be prepared to have your life plagued with dad jokes galore.