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starofhisheart · 1 year

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Its nearly summer here so guess what that means! Time to put a big sun hat on izzy hands, lather him up with sunscreen and give him a kiss on the cheek for good luck as u see him off at the beach where he is abt to have an anxious day of trying not to sunburn and keep ed from swimming outside of the flags

#izzy hands #edizzy #steddyhands #stizzy #and then! and then!! he gets his toe bitten off by a shark!!#but a dashing life guard (jack) comes to ur rescue #but oh no thats ur sleazy ex!!!#what r u going to do?!#do u a) let ur ex save u but be forced to stroke his ego #or do u b) let the shark eat more than just a toe #but oh wait here comes stede bonnet on a boat?!#and he's heading straight for u!!! CRASH #good news: the shark has been chased away #bad news: all 3 of u r hospitalized #cjizzy

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