#but also hes a lil rat rat baby lil stinky boy

[kroovv]

Valerian deserves everything. Prettiest vampire ever

He'd defonaitly agree with you there

[kakashiislut]

Howdy! Do you have any general relationship headcanons for Modi? He's my favorite stinky rat man, show this man what a vaguely healthy relationship looks like.

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Sorry this took so long! I also love our stinky rat boy :(

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Warnings: some nsfw, not that bad. I’m sorry this is so bad, I can’t keep still.

Authors Note: sorry this is bad, I got a nose job like yesterday and it hurts to stare at my phone. But I love him. My eyes are all swollen so I hope this makes sense.

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Healthy Modi x GN!Reader relationship Head-cannons.

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-Modi is and was put down for his entire life by just about everyone around him. It sucked. He doesn’t find comfort in anyone, but his mother…until he found you…

-You Call him all sorts of things. His favorite is when you call him “my pretty boy…” or “sweetie” he finds it makes his heart beat super fast. He absolutely adores when you coo all sort of pet names at him. Makes him feel all sweet inside.

-He doesn’t like anyone saying anything about his weight, but if you call “my chubby boy” or just overall bite and hug his tummy?? HES GONNA CRYYYY- he loves it. Plzs tell him how much you love his body.

-He loves holding your hand and taking you out on walks. When he’s walking over some large rocks, he’ll hold your pinky and then lift you over the rock and set you back down.

-He will talk the ENTIRE time. Everyone he tries to talk to anyone, they shut him up usually. So please listen to everything he has to say. He will talk about all sorts of things, from animals, to how angry his grandad makes him, all the way to what his day was like.

-Dates?? Yes dates, all day everyday. Like seriously, it’s kinda bad. He has some sort of mission? “BUT DADDDD!!! Me and Y/N are supposed to go out todayyyy”

-Let’s Just say his dad probably hates you a little bit.

-Thing about Modi? He’ll never take his feelings out on you, magni would, Modi would never. He’s always blamed for everything, so why would he try to blame you? If his dad doesn’t like you, or gets him in trouble for wanting to hang with you, Modi will just stomp away and pretend nothing happened when you question him.

-(Sorry if that makes no sense, I’m trying my best, I can’t see.)

-When you guys sleep in the same bed, he’ll try to make as much space as possible for you. It’s so cute, this cute lil baby is all tangled up at the edge of the bed. He’s literally like 8 ft tall, but he’s your babyyyyy.

-Does snore. Will apologize if you complain about it. He will purposely snore louder, just to make you laugh. He’ll pretend to sleep for like 10 minutes, just to hear you giggle and slap at his arm.

NSFW:

-it’s thick. Like way too thick. The type to whine and gently sob, cause it won’t fit in you. But that’s okay. Cause you’ll keep trying and he’ll keep sobbing. And eventually?? It slips right in.

-Rub and pinch at his nipples, he’ll get off to it. Trust me, just brush over them and he’ll cum everywhere. Slap them even. He’ll buck his hips and his pretty mouth will open.

-Sub. Don’t care. I said it.

-Will moan so loudly if you ride him, hands at his side, while you jump up and down on his cock. His cock? It’s so pretty, cute lil pink tip and the shaft matches his skin color.

-You’ve asked him about getting a tattoo on the base while you guys where fucking and he really thought about it. (It’ll hurt wayyy too much, stick and pokes suck)

-Like you do! YOUR HEAD GAME IS FIRE.

[finniestoncrane]

I was curious, how were you first introduced to every Riddler you write for?

hmmmmmm ok let's see!! this is a fun question anon thank you ;-; most of them were sort of me going about my daily life and being bombarded with them by accident lol 💚

dano: my husband made me watch the batman because he remembered about the time i had a mental breakdown and thought i could solve the zodiac murders (i didn't) and i loved that stinky spherical man so much

arkham: then i was like "mmmm more riddler content please" and a lot of people really liked that horrible rat boy, and i remembered him briefly, more so the fact that he annoyed my husband when he was playing the arkham games, so then i got unhinged about him

gotham: i saw a lot of gotham stuff on my dashboard, mutuals/people i followed had that overlap love of dano and gotham so i knew i had to watch it myself for the lanky little angel that is gotham!eddie

capullo: his disgusting smirk and terrible sideburns captivated me. again he was a dashboard casualty. i see these boys once and my mind goes "that one there, that's the bastard now" so it's not really my decision

young justice: i'm so 100% sure it was @riddle-me-ri who showed me young!justice first! the best gift any friend has given me right???

twojar: the shibari edits made me curious, and sweet beloved ri made me obsessed

telltale: again, another dashboard casualty. but also, again, i think ri encouraged that obsession to grow lmao

unburied: i love when there's new media i can start fresh with, so unburied came out at the PERFECT time for me to get super duper hyperfixated on it

btaa: same with btaa, i love podcasts, so i knew i was going to listen to this one for sure!

i also have a love/appreciation/passing knowledge of hush, btas, the weird emo one, gorshin, OBD, the lil baby one from dc supergirls (?) and that red one! so i have plenty more beans to get to know u-u

[peppermint-whiskers]

Rat Pack cuddles!! I love them your honor, and they've been on my mind for a long time now XD

Okay, Imma sound them off from left to right XD Here goes nothing

Possum is on the far left, he has vitiligo and is a chronic insomniac. The least he's slept was about 30 minutes. He's quite the clean freak and likes to keep the ship as tidy as possible, but it's hard to do that when you're living with slobs XD His twin is Pika, and he's basically the only one keeping Pika from going ballistic. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't (belongs to Ender)

Jerboa is in the gray shirt, he's chill with the pack but not very with others. He's Rat's batchmate, and he's one of the 4 ARC troopers in the Pack (belongs to Wowza)

Rat has the gray streak in his hair, he's the team captain and the only one trying to keep them alive despite not having the Pack's only brain cell. He has a togruta wife who could easily bench press him (belongs to Wowza)

Cuy is the one with the face tattoo, he's pretty short and was taken in by a tribe when his original squad crashed and burned (belongs to Blitzy)

Tasmanian Devil (Taz for short) is the redhead under Cuy. She's the only woman and is trans. She's one of the 4 ARC troopers in the Pack. She has a bounty hunter girlfriend, and they have an adopted kid together uwu (belongs to Ender)

Hedge is the one with the brown hair and the facial scars, he's a self-sacrificing idiot who constantly stresses Chilla out. Like Rat, he tries to keep his team alive, but in the most chaotic and self-sacrificing ways possible. He's one of the 4 ARCS. He definitely doesn't have the community brain cell (belongs to ARCFives)

Chinchilla (Chilla for short) is the team medic and self-appointed therapist. He's a mother hen who gives medbay smooches and likes to watch the world burn. His husband is Weasel, and frankly he could do better than Weasel, but they're very much in love uwu Do he have the brain cell? Nah (belongs to me uwu)

Capybara (Capy for short) is Chilla's bestie and the victim of cuddle pile injuries. He's got his own bit of trauma that Chilla helped him through, so they're pretty close. He's also deeply in love with Mal but won't say a thing because he's a f o o l (belongs to Blitzy)

Malabar (Mal for short) is the resident artist and hairdresser! He's got this lil mutation where he has functional female reproductive parts with all the lovely things that come with it uwu He's also deeply traumatized but ya know,,, hide the pain lmao. He's got a few kids with his old commander and one with Capy. He also has a massive crush on Capy but also won't say a thing because he's a f o o l (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Dinua is the tiny baby in Capy's armpit uwu She was born a few months after Mal joined. Mal is her mom and Mal's old commander (Commander Asshole, I call him) is her dad, and Mouse is her brother. She's force sensitive (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Mouse is the wild albino child who stowed away because Kamino be stinky. He wasn't aware that Mal was his mom at first and became very clingy when he found out. The Pack loves him very much uwu (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes, she made so many Bois here uwu)

Pika is very touch aversive and often refuses to join cuddle piles. He's also quite short, and he's very angry. He will fight literally anyone (belongs to Ender)

Raccoon, the one with the white stripes, will literally cuddle with no one but Weasel and only cares for Weasel and Mouse. The only thoughts in his head are "must smooch Weasel" and "protecc the tiny white thing." He will steal and eat anything not bolted down. He's probably the most feral one here, and he sticks around only for the food. And Weasel. He's special ops uwu (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Weasel is a w h o r e. He sleeps around with anyone and marries anyone. My boy's had so many divorces too. He and Chilla got drunk married and are in l o v e. He somehow married Hondo and single handedly made the Pack Hondo's sugar baby. Oh, and he's special ops (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Leruk is the little girl with the orange hair. She's a miraluka and Taz's adopted daughter. She's quite friendly, but Mouse likes to fight her. She's close to Dinua (belongs to Ender)

Shrew is the one with the blue hair, he's quite young and very anxious. He's also Chilla's adopted son and he will fight anyone who fucks with his s o n. The Pack helps Shrew with his anxiety in their own little ways. He's Chilla's medical assistant, so he gets a green medic symbol on his pauldrons and a lil medic fanny pack uwu (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Goldie is the one with the brain cell and he won't share it. He's the kind of guy who watches the world burn without doing anything about it even though he knows exactly how to fix it. Call it spite uwu He's also fukkin b l i n d, but will that stop him? Nah. He's the resident badass, and Chilla sees him as his dad/older brother. Goldie clicks to "see," and his wife (miraluka, and she's a delight uwu) helps him get around on his own. At this point, he'd probably refuse prosthetic eyes (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

NOT SHOWN HERE:

Vizcacha (Viz for short): they're Chilla's batchmate and the 4th ARC trooper. They're pretty chill, but they collect blackmail like no one's business. No one's secrets are safe. The only one better at collecting secrets is Raccoon, but Raccoon don't share no secrets. Not out of courtesy, but just because talking is too much effort (belongs to Blitzy)

Spilo: He tol, red-headed, and has vitiligo. He's incredibly confident and bitchy uwu He's also Mal's bestie, and he helps Shrew with his confidence. Even though Shrew is terrified of Spilo (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes)

Guinea Pig: he's an interesting character. He was basically a test subject in Kaminoan labs and only ever had contact with Kaminoans. He'd managed to surgically alter his appearance to look more Kaminoan, and he practically worships them like gods. He doesn't play well with the others, basically (belongs to Vurn)

Degú: even younger than Dinua, probably comes around near the end of the war? He'll put literally anything in his mouth. His parents are Mal and Capy uwu (belongs to Blitzy)

There are definitely more Rat Pack kids, but the ones listed here are the ones who live on the ship XD Rat's and Goldie's kids stay with their mothers, away from the war uwu

[tf2-hellhole]

What dog breed would each merc want?

Scout: Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Used to be terrified of pitbulls, but then one of his brothers bought one

He thought the dog would try to bite him but it was really just a sweet, attention-seeking baby

He fell in love with the breed’s big heads and goofy grins

Soldier: Redbone Coonhound

Thinks it’s the most American breed

Convinced that if he were to get one, he could train it to hunt down Russian spies

Wants to name his after George Washington

Pyro: Pomeranian

Fluffy lil babies!!!! He loves them!!!

Loves their barks

He specifically wants one that’s pure white, and wants to name it something like Snowball

Demo: Bearded Collie

He wants a huge dog to lay on him and just engulf him in its soft fur

Love’s the breed’s naturally friendly nature

He and his dog would just have the same personality

Definitely would baby talk and kiss his dog

Heavy: Borzoi

He remembers being a little boy and a man in his village having an old Borzoi he would often sit with and pet

He thinks the breed is easily the most elegant of all dog breeds

Wants a girl, who he will also name Sasha

“Ees my leedle Russian lady! Pleese, pleese get me sum beets.” https://youtu.be/PqiOYis_sTw

Engie: Labrador

He wanted a big, smart, kind dog, and he finds Labs just perfect for him

His dad had one, which is most of why he loves them so much

Will have full fledged conversations with his dog

Sniper: Rat Terrier

You’d think he’d want some big, mean, angry dog, but no

He wants a small hunting dog he can fit in his camper

He loves the breed’s big ol’ ears

Would love to sit with like three in his lap

Medic: Doves, duh

Ew, dogs

Dogs are loud and annoying and will try to eat his beautiful birds! You would NEVER catch him with a stinky dog

Secretly loves Rottweilers, and would love to have two, a brother and sister

Spy: Chihuahua

Tells people he loves French Bulldogs and Poodles, saying they are regal, elegant products of his wonderful country

Don’t tell anyone but he adores Chihuahuas, the fluffy kind specifically.

Has a Chihuahua named Charlotte. She may be 18, have three teeth, and hate everyone other than Spy with a burning passion, but Spy would highkey die for her

I take credit for none of these pictures, none are by me.

[bakatenshii]

luv u omg & congrats on 420 followers it is well deserved and bruh,,, id kill to smoke w aizawa and/or like bakugo PLS

first of all i luv U even more so uno reverse cmere nd lemme kiss u <33

𝐴𝐼𝑍𝐴𝑊𝐴

listen, I’m gna get lynched for this opinion but I am not an Aizawa-fucker and @rat-suki and I will stand by the fact that he is a stinky old man

u can’t tell me this man doesn’t look high 24/7, look at those eyes bro, someone get him some eyedrops I’m begging you

he probs started smoking with Mic and Oboro in high school and he just never stopped (we don’t talk about high Mic)

I mean the only realistic reason he can put up with his fuckin students is either that hes a raging alcoholic or a stoner

look I’m sorry I wish I could give u more entertaining hcs about what he’s like when he’s high but the answer’s already in canon—

he literally just sleeps. He’d the typa guy that gets blazed and falls asleep on the spot, standing up, against a counter, he just conks tf out

over time he figured to bring a sleeping bag with him for easy access, that’s big brain move

he probs has a pipe at home, it’s easy to clean, he doesn’t strike me as a whole entire bong kinda stoner, bongs are so much work to clean and Aizawa cbf

at school during class? He smokes them J’s, straight, no baccy inside bcos even tho he fits the generic tattered sensei trope who’s always got a cig dangling from their mouth, he doesn’t strike me as a smoker

because baccy’s expensive u know and fuck knows those UA teachers don’t get paid nearly enough

here’s more input from his #1 stan <3

𝐵𝐴𝐾𝑈𝐺𝑂𝑈

Honestly I can’t even lie, bomb boy probs would never smoke. His self-set curfew’s at 9pm bro, yall think he’ll indulge in the devil’s lettuce? He’s got diet plans that’ll put ig scammers to shame, he would never

Plus, he’s scared he’ll get munchies ya know, and he can’t risk fucking up his perfect gym/bomb/laundry diet regime

But Denki?? that lil shit’s a proper fuckboy stoner to the T. Denki’s the blueprint (someone lemme hc Denki I’m BEGGING YALL hes my baby ffs ilh)

Denki’s gotta be the reason Bakugou even smokes, bcos the whole squad’s high as a kite, and he’s sick and tired of babysitting idios who can’t string together a coherent sentence

Also they send him out on snack runs with the excuse that they’re all too high to move and he’s fed up

Bakugou high is just a regular person tbh, it calms down his nerves, he doesn’t shout as much, and if u met him for the first time u literally wouldn’t even clock he’s high, because he’s normally just so riled up 25/8

He’ll let Kiri be moist and sappy with him, he’ll only retaliate with a soft pat because he can’t muster up enough strength, but he’ll feel relaxed, so relaxed, he decides maybe this can be a good cool-down sometimes post-workout — maybe

He smokes from a bong bcos that’s what Denki has, a big ass obnoxious ass pikachu bong for my pika pika bf. He coughs like a fuckin baby when pikachu tells him to clear it in one as a challenge and his stubborn competitive ass took it seriously (it was muy embarrassing)

[jackals-ships]

2, 6, and 17 for Alduin :3c

[villain asks !]

MY BOY the big boy……stinky

this is technically cheating /lh but im gonna answer for both main verse aka domesticated alduin n au verse bc i have brain worms n also to show some of the differences <3 (au verse will be under a cut jus so it isn't long as fuck hfjd)

2: Does your F/O ever confide in you about their plans? Do you help them with their plans? If yes, how so?

YES and also yes but technically No. the thing with the main verse is that while jackal has dragon instincts they're not rlly comfortable with alduins initial brand of "I'm going to forcibly take over all of Skyrim because I'm a lil baby who wants attention 24/7." they still WANT the attention and praise but they settle on a less violent approach which alduin begrudgingly agrees to

mostly bc pre relationship jackal threatened to finally fulfill their role as dragonborn and kill him if he kept trying to fuck around and find out hfkdl

way post canon Skyrim is ruled by both dragons and the jarls + high king with Alduin having changed from being viewed as the world eater to more. quasi benevolent god. still feared in some capacity tho but that's more bc he's very large and is grumpy especially if his husband is not near him

6: Does your F/O at any time get all soft around you? Are they only soft to you in private, or do they allow their walls to come down even if there are others present?

local dragon doesn't realize he's touch+affection starved until he h*lds h*nds with the dragonborn more at 11

he has a very hard time lowering his walls At All and for the longest time he was kinda distant even in private before he cracked and turned into the world's biggest cuddle bug who's constantly rubbing his cheeks on jackals shoulders and purring about how much he loves them and would commit crimes for them ("please let me commit crimes for you-" ">:|")

he's still working on being less distant looking in public but he's gotten to the point of being able to rest his head on their shoulder sometimes <3

also every time jackal says he loves them in public he BLUSHES and covers his face which is a sight to behold jfkkdk

17: Does your F/O ever lavish you with their spoils of victory?

alduin voice i love my tiny little human BUT THEY WONT LET ME GIVE THEM THINGS THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC

hfkldl it's not often anymore that he runs around causing a ruckus but when he Does he has to be careful with how he gives things to jackal bc they're not good at receiving gifts + they sometimes go ".......alduin." "yes my love?" ".......that is a statue of hircine." "yes? he's your patron i thought?" "......see that's not the issue, the issue is that is a giant ass statue who in the FUCK did you murder" "why do you assume I murdered- okay it was a little murder"

now in the same order ! but au verse

2: oh absolutely, like. alduin is very much pleased with where he is ie being the top dog and ruling over Skyrim but he does have vague ideas for expansion into other places bc he's a little rat man

and since in this verse jackal feeds more heavily into their dragon instincts for things like Wanting Praise And Exultation and general "I SHOULD be worshipped because I'm great and amazing and everyone loves me <3" they're down for whatever nonsense he gets up to especially if he tells them they did good afterwards

6: yyyyyyes but no. but yes?

in public jackal is near him damn near constantly, either helping him work or lounging on his lap like a spoiled lapdog and while it doesn't LOOK like it really he does allow himself the occasional soft moments, usually it's murmuring to them how much he adores them

in private they're also very close to him, often lounging against his side or being the big spoon. little backpack. and there he's much more willing to tell them how much he cherishes them and he would do anything they asked, if they ever want the whole world at their feet all they have to do is say so <3

17: OH CONSTANTLY……constantly………he tends towards pretty things they can wear/sets of armor retrofitted for them but he sometimes brings back other things they're interested in like works of art or rare books

they were a little uncomfortable with it at first because it felt like he was trying to buy their affection and loyalty (he like. 30% was) but now they accept his offerings and choose not to question where they came from for the sake of their consciousness