#but choso is too cute to wait XD

[kunajou]

Hi! I loved your nude headcanon? I think that’s what it’s called? Anywayyyssss lol can I request an aftermath of what happened after they saw like when they see the reader again and the jjk means reaction to their reactions? (You can ignore this if you want! No pressure❤️)

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! my first ask ^_^ but yes bestie, I can do that! 💕

THE AFTERMATH

❝synopsis❞ ‣ what happens after they get a glimpse of their friends girlfriend/wife's nudes.

PAIRING(S) › jjk men x fem!reader GENRE(S) › fluff/(little)smut WORD(S) › 2.2k+ WARNING(S) › lot(s) scolding・solo m*sturbating (for suguru & satoru) ・allude to threesome (for suguru)・nanami being a blushing mess (for Gojo's)・yuji apologizes alot・choso doesn't know what to do when he sees you again・unrequited feeling(s)・lot(s) of pining・load(s) of ♡ POST DATE › 07/12/24 NOTE › I didn't do Sukuna's & Megumi's because my brain couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't have been weird but here's everyone else xD › READ PART ONE HERE

❝featuring❞ ‣ nanami kento, gojo satoru, choso kamo, & geto suguru ♡

‣ 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘 ♡ ↳ accidentally sees Gojo's wife.

"Hey Nanami-san!" Your smile is as bright as ever, running to catch up to the stone faced sorcerer. He can’t help but want to duck and hide. It's not because of you! Definitely not you, well kind of. He can't seem to get that picture of you out of his head. Daydreaming has become a part of his pass time once he lets his mind wonder, noting he shouldn't let himself think of you that way. "Wait!"

He's already late and he knows you're only going to make him later. He should keep walking but there's a soft ping in his heart that stops him dead in his tracks. For a split second until he remembers how Yaga gets when he's kept waiting.

"Keep walking," He mumbles to no one but himself as he tries to walk a little faster but you're quicker. He hadn't realized you caught up to him in record time. Standing to block his path with a soft pout on your face.

"Are you running from me?" You gasp with realization and, God, why are you making this harder for him right now? Why were you so damn cute. What is going on? Nanami tries his hardest not to make eye contact but fails miserably at that too. "What the hell, Nanami? Where are you going?"

“My apologies." He bows, listening to you try to catch your breath as he turns on his heels. "Yaga is expecting me and you know he gets when you're late.”

“Oh! I’ll go with you if you don’t mind. I have to speak with him about something too.” Your grin makes Nanami instantly nod his head, unaware that he was agreeing for you to come with him. It isn't until you begin to tug him along by the arm that he realizes what's going on. Glancing down at you, he gets a little view of the top of your breast and quickly looks ahead once he realizes. “You're red as a tomato today. Are you alright?”

"Y-Yes."

You look at him with nothing but confusion because when has Nanami ever stuttered, especially in your presence.

"You know you can tell me if something is wrong."

"I'm fine. Really." He clears his throat once you shrug. Why is he acting like this? As if you're not a taken woman? As if you're not married to Gojo of all people? He knows someone is playing a trick on him because how are you acting this clueless? He's overheard your conversations before. He’s sure Satoru told you what happened because he literally tells you everything. Even if it's something as little as what he ate that day.

Do you not care? What's going on?

The walk is silent but it's putting Nanami more and more in his head. His heart feels like it's going to beat from his chest the more he stands next to you. It isn't until you approach the steps to the front of the school.

"Did you hear me?" You bring Nanami out of his head with your question as you approach the steps to the front of the school.

"My apologies. I didn't but can I ask you something?" Pink dust across Nanami's cheeks but he can't bring himself to look you in the eyes because have they always been this pretty? “You can-”

“Its okay, Nanami. Whats on your mind?”

“D-Did you know that your husband had an indecent photo of you as his wallpaper on his phone?”

You pause, turning back to see Nanami even redder than before, the tips of his ears now being the same color. The look of horror washes over your face and for a second, he feels horrible about bringing it up. He bites the inside of his cheek and waits for you to gather your thoughts.

What the hell did he mean by that?

“I didn't?” You cock your head to the side and place your hands on your hips , wanting to know more. You're not angry (at least not at Nanami) but you need to figure out what he means. “And would you know that?”

“I, um-” Nanami breathing is harder and you've never seen him like this before.

“Nanami?” You question but realize you may be coming off too strong. "I'm not mad at you. It's not your fault, I ju-"

“I'm so sorry!” He bows at an angle and stays there as you quickly move to have his stand back upright. "I know that's something sacred between couples and I didn't mean to look and well, I did and you looked so pretty. I couldn't look away."

“Whoa. Nanami?”

He continues to ramble on but you're brain is comprehending anything he's saying right now.

“I only saw it because he was showing me something on his phone and closed out the app before moving it out of view. I'm so sorry.”

You soak in the information Nanami is telling, your face red with embarrassment because what did he mean he saw you intimately? Those photos were supposed to be for Satoru’s eyes only not everyone he wanted to show them to.

You turn on your heels and begin marching toward the gymnasium, where you know he is right now.

“Hey! Where are you going??” Nanami eyes widen, running after you to catch up. Your fast when you're angry and believe him, he knows you have every right to be. “Hey. Wait, Wait, Wait!” Nanami stops you with a hand gripping your arm but you only glance down at it before gaining your composure.

"I'm going to kill that idiot."

Honestly, Nanami wouldn't blame you either.

“I understand.” He says before swinging you back toward the main building to head back toward Yaga’s office. “But lets not let the children see, yeah?”

You agree. You wouldn't want to scare them with how angry you are right now.

‣ 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 ♡ ↳ accidentally sees kento's wife.

Teasing.

Satoru used to tease you like crazy but ever since he caught of glimpse of you like that, it gradually got worse. It was to the point that you had to say something to Kento for him to say something to Satoru.

The thing is, Satoru doesn't know how to express his feelings. Granted, he doesn't know if he should at all because at the end of the day you are Nanami's wife and he has no right to even think of you like that but he can't help it. Kento was beyond lucky to even snag someone as pretty and smart as you. There's was part of him that did have a small crush on you but he never said anything plus that was when you were younger. You started dating Nanami, you were good for him after he lost his best friend so he never mentioned it.

Why would he? Why would he mess up a happy home?

You're Nanami's now and he's come to terms with that. At least, he thought he did. That picture only rekindled whatever feelings he had and now, you're running through his mind twent four/seven.

He can only dream of being with you. Something he's being doing recently when he's home alone, hand wrapped around his cock where your name can spill freely from his lips. He knows he's wrong. He knows he shouldn't be thinking of you like this but that picture continues to float around in his head even as he sees you standing there talking to your students. He sighs, checking his phone before realizing he has to get back to his own class until he hears someone call his name. He freezes in his tracks at the authoritative nature of Nanami's voice. He knows there's something he needs to talk to him about but he's been dodging him like crazy.

"Nanamin! Hi! I was just-"

"No." Nanami grabs Satoru by the arm and drags him somewhere into the building as you watch on. You and Satoru lock eyes but you quickly look away to listen to what Itadori and Megumi were saying.

Satoru defeatedly follows Nanami into one of the classrooms (as if he has a choice) and finds a seat on one of the desk. Closing the door, Nanami watches as the look on his face lets Satoru knows he's not in the mood for any of his bull shit today.

"Explain."

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Satoru shrugs, letting his legs fall to dangle along the side of the desk. Nanami clicks his tongue before taking strides to stand in front of Satoru. His hand fisting his shirt as he draw him closer.

"I don't know what you're doing but you're being a nuisance to my wife."

"It's just a little bit of teasing!" Satoru smiles, "Take a chill pill."

"No." He pushes him back and frowns. "I'm being serious, Gojo. She doesn't like it and quite frankly, I don't either. I know all this is because of that picture you saw but that's all you'll ever see. It was a mistake, one I regret but don't get any ideas in that thick head of yours. Let it go, please."

Satoru clears his throat as he hops down of the desk. Both men stare each other down before Satoru gives way with a small nod.

"Glad you think that low of me." Satoru lips press into a tight smile but it definitely doesn't reach his ears. His shoulders drop as he turns away before mumbling. "But I Understand."

He watches Nanami turn to leave, no doubt going to find you and he can't but feel guilty with a hint of jealousy. All he wanted to do was express his feelings about the situation to you. He didn't know if Nanami had talked to you about it yet. He wanted to come clean but every time he was close to you, the picture would pop into his head and his mind always went to his coping mechanism.

Teasing.

Does he hate that he never learned how to express how he's feeling? Of course but the next time he sees you. He's going to try.

Even if Nanami doesn't like it.

‣ 𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚘 ♡ ↳ accidentally sees yuji's girlfriend.

You came over for your annual movie night but the atmosphere has been anything but friendly. You've been trying to talk to Choso but he's been more closed off than usual. Giving your short answers or not answering you at all. Side-eyeing you when you're near him or when you reach for him, he moves away like you've scorched his skin.

Yuji can see the small pout that starting to form, glancing at his brother who is sitting further away than usual. Usual he's sitting by the both of you on the floor or right next to you. Not on the other side of the couch. He feels horrible because he hasn't told you why Choso is acting the way that he is. You're so sweet and caring, he knows you'll be a little understanding.

At least he hopes.

So when you pull him to the kitchen to question him, he knows it's time to come clean. No matter how you take it.

"Yuji? Did something happen with Choso?"

"Hm?" His heart shouldn't be hammering against his chest like this but it wasn't his fault! Choso was simply doing something on his phone the moment you texted him.

"What's wrong with Choso?"

"Um..." Yuji glances at his brother again who hasn't said a word since you dragged Yuji to the kitchen. "Oh, um, that's what I wanted to talk to you about..." Yuji says, a little nervous because he doesn't know what you're going to say.

"What's going on?"

"So..." Yuji clears his throat before glancing back through the door to where his brother is still curled on the sofa. "He, um- shit-"

"Just spit it out, Yuji."

"Hemayhaveseenthatpictureyousentme..."

Your brows nit together as you try to recall what picture he may have been talking about until you see the expression on Yuji's face express how horrified he is when you realize what he's talking about.

"What?!"

"Before you get mad! Hear me out-"

"Yuji, I swear to god!"

"Hold on!" He holds his hands up to surrender as he pouts. "In my defense, he was using my phone to figure out the login for our Netflix because I couldn't remember! Plus Todo was here to help train and I'm so sorry, baby it won't happen again."

You sigh before glancing back toward Choso who's been peaking over the back of the couch at the both of you. He quickly turns away when he realizes you're looking in his direction.

"Should I go talk to him?"

"I wouldn't. Not right now, at least." Yuji holds his hand out for you to take and chuckles as you roll your eyes at him. "Baby. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay." You lean into his shoulder before kissing his cheek. "Just please warn me next time. I don't want to traumatize your brother."

You both laugh but now you're worried Choso won't be able to look at you the same again. You make a mental note to talk to him when he finally comes around.

‣ 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚞 ♡ ↳ accidentally sees satoru's girlfriend.

'Have you thought about it?'

His friend question bounces around in his head as he lays there and stares at the ceiling. He wants to give him an answer but he always wants to know how you feel about the situation. Did you object to it? Was this your idea as well?

Suguru groans, rolling over to lay on his side as he stares at his phone now. Contemplating if he wants to call his best friend or not. He has your number too but he thinks it would be highly inappropriate to call or text you at this hour. Especially when he realizes it’s one in the morning. He knows he needs sleep. He has to teach today but its kind of hard to do when your photo is constantly flashing in his mind.

‘My pretty girl,’ He remembers Satoru’s praise for you as he tries to ignore the feeling stirring in his gut like he does when he’s near you. ‘Taking my cock so generously, aren't you baby?’

He throws his arm over his eyes to shield them from the little moonlight that's casting in his room. There's a part of him that wishes he spoke to you first that day. Who knows? It probably would be the other way around but its not and that's something he has to deal with.

Wait. What is he even saying?

Suguru grabs his phone from the table and opens up his message to Satoru’s thread. He stares at the last message his best friend sent him, asking about coming over for dinner in a couple of days. Suguru hasn't responded yet. He didn't know if he would honestly. He's unsure how he was going to handle being in your presence after seeing you more intimately. He can deal with pining over the persona he's created of you but actually seeing you like that is doing something to his psyche.

Before he knows it, he's harder than he's ever been. He's seen how well you take Satoru. He knows you'll be able to take his too and the more he thinks about the more he wants to see. His hand slides down his stomach but he hesitates. He shouldn't be masturbating to the thought of his best friend's girl but... You're so fucking sexy and that damn piercing...

He wants to do things to you he shouldn't want to do.

His eyes are barred closed and before he knows it, his hand is wrapped around his cock. He moves his hand faster and brings his other hand to his nipple to play with as the image of you bouncing on his cock fills his mind. He knows you’ll be so wet and tastes so sweet. He can recall hearing how wet you were through video and it makes him wanna hear it in person. He squeezes the base of his cock like he knows your pussy will milk him and for the love of god, he knows its going to feel so fucking good. He's wanted it for far too long.

It will be a blessing for him if it was to actually happen.

“Fucking hell,” He moans, he licks his hand and goes back to work. Digging his heels into the bed the closer he gets to cumming. He manifests your moans in his ears, your pussy wrapped around him and after a couple more strokes, he shoots his load all over his stomach and chest.

Some even making it onto his face and hair.

Suguru eyes remain close because he knows the moment they open, everything will disappear and he doesn't want that.

He want to live in his delusions at the moment as he can see you sitting on top of him. He looks past you to see Satoru sitting in a chair across from the bed but the moment he does open his eyes, he sees no one.

Suguru groans, the weight of everything he'd just done comes crashing down as he grabs his phone to type his message.

What's the worse that could happen?

[01:23am] Satoru: we’ll see you there.

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[tonycries]

god dAMN you are NUTS you write so much stuff and it's consistent bangers,,, i feel like every other day i see some new work from you and i just know it's gonna be good!

you write yearning like nobody's business, every fic of yours, no matter which character, their affection is absolutely undeniable and i love it

i don't generally seek out choso fics but the recent fic you did for him was great! the poor guy is SUFFERING, i loved it lmao,,, and jin itadori signing each of his texts??? PEAK dad, made me laugh XD

Wait I know you - you write such cute comments when you rb, tysmmm for reading my work AND for making my day <3

And ahaha honestly I feel like I can't write a fanfic without making the character suffer and pine for fun, they're too babygirl not to.

[hxhhasmysoul]

Yeah I need to re-read those chapters too, I feel like I skipped through some stuff or maybe it was the leaks that confused me? Because when I see the leaks I kind of skip that panel because I saw it, does it make sense? Guess not XD

Yes! I can't wait to see what Gege is cooking for us!

I agree, but the prison wouldn't be Yuji's body and soul? Like the combo?

For now I only see the body swapping thing the only way to save megumi, unless there is something about that last finger ( I like the theory of nobara waking up and hitting it, but... if gojo couldn't destroy it, can she resonate that thing? She needs to pierce it and I don't think she can)

At this point I am just hoping choso and Hiromi won't die XD I love them a lot, mostly because Hiromi is like an oc of mine and choso is too precious, so cute XD

Remembered about the comedian guy, I wonder what his role would be too? It was said the dude was very powerful, dunno what he can pull off.

Oh yes, I really like Sukuna XD he is a good villian, he is evil because he vibes with it, he is strong because he wants to be, he eats and kill people because yes XD no complicated reasons, he is just true to himself. I like that.

Can't help but wonder what kind of pact/contract he did with kenjaku though. Someone like sukuna must have a good reason for that, just wonder what it is...

And I really like his annoyed expression XD like when talking with yorozu or inside his domain after taking yuji's heart out XD love that face!

Yes! I think as of right now both yuji and sukuna have a personal beef. Sukuna because yuji is his prison and whether he likes it or not, yuji is good at suppressing him. For yuji, well, poor boy was / is tortured by sukuna.

Oh which makes me think, if sukuna and yuji ends up on the same body, will their pact return? The one that sukuna cannot kill anyone? It should, because it something done with yuji's soul... maybe that's the key to saving megumi?

Bah! I get so excited to read what happens next!

This manga has been really fun, truly! Heart breaking at times, but so much fun!

I wish I could thank Gege somehow... ih sorry for blabbering about this XD

As to the the body and soul being the prison together, i think so, yes. In JJK there's really little difference between the two, more like one feeds into the other. The body being the byproduct of the soul, from Mahito's pov. But also the body retaining some of the soul even after death what Kenjaku uses to retain the techniques of the bodies they wear. And also what Sukuna uses to transfers himself between vessels, because the finger he rips off and feeds to Megumi is well, dead the moment it separates from Yuuji.

I think Nobara's power could work with Sukuna's finger, I mean it can't be destroyed but putting a nail in it isn't exactly destroying it. If Yuuji ate it, she'd just need to put a nail into him and that's easy. I have my gripes with the Yuuji will eat the last finger theory because it feeds into the fandom shittakes of "Yuuji's powers come from Sukuna, he's nothing without Sukuna". But it's not completely impossible that he will eat it. And I'm all for Nobara coming back and fighting alongside Yuuji, I love her and love it when they pair up. But truth be told, I'd rather the last finger didn't come into play, at least not as something Yuuji would eat.

I also hope for Higuruma and Chousou's survival, I also hope for Hakari and Kirara surviving because they are such a sweet couple. I also want Maki to survive, she had to endure enough, she deserves a break. And I want Hana to survive and be able to save people. And I want Uro to survive because she deserves a better life than the one she had before. Also if Gege kills Yuuji I will lose my mind. But I know the cursed cat is capable...

Takaba can theoretically pull of anything but he isn't exactly trained or fully aware of his powers. And he also needs to come up with a joke to make that happen. But I hope he does something fun.

As to Sukuna having a contract with Kenjaku, he might have one. But he might also just be interested in what Kenjaku is up to, Sukuna is a little cursed energy nerd too. He might hide it under the feral hunky image, but he clearly loves jujutsu and has thought about it a lot. Other than that he might simply owe Kenjaku without a binding vow, it's not impossible that Kenjaku and/or Tengen took in this unwanted child. There are so many possibilities, I hope Gege gives us a Heian flashback soon.

That one binding vow Sukuna had with Yuuji is done, fulfilled. It spanned a minute. Sukuna said he wasn't going to hurt anyone for a minute after he said "enchain". And I think Yuuji can cage him without a vow anyway, he'd just need to be in the same body as Sukuna again.

Sukuna has amazing expressions. And I especially love that the belly mouth is expressive too. It's also amazing how distinct his expressions are from his vessels'. Amazing job by Gege. And Sukuna refusing to engage with his little fandom really made me love him.

[mrskurono]

choso brainrot go brrrrr but here me out ok,,,,, yuji dragging everyone out to the holiday festival to see the pretty light displays ,, it starts to snow and reader grabs choso’s hands for warmth,, overwhelmed by the feeling of your fingers interlocked and the twinkling lights in surrounding him bro just starts crying,,,,,, IDK DUDE i just wanna hold his hand im so soft for him

a/n: I'm sorry but this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever even thought of and now I wanna spoil Choso with his first Christmas ♡

type: headcanons tags: fem!Reader, Christmas themes, fluff character(s): Choso (jjk)

Choso

Perceptive enough to notice things are getting dolled up around him, buildings, businesses and people

But it takes him a moment to finally ask you what they’re putting all these lights and finicky stuff up for

Leave it to little brother Yuji to actually be the hype man for the holidays

Once Yuji gets excited that’s when Choso starts taking an interest more than anything

An awful lot of questions for someone who’s been in a jar for 150+ years but that’s to be expected

And once Choso thinks he has the knowledge of Christmas down, then comes all the things he wants to try

Matching sweaters, decorating, baking, it’s like a bucket list for this man

The best part of it though? 

Going and looking at Christmas lights

Even in a big group together with everyone excited and bubbly to be out at night with the town twinkling, Choso is almost eerily quiet

All his questions about the holiday cease and he’s enthralled by every single set up he sees

Reds, blues, greens, whites, all different colors of Christmas lights against the stark background of snowfall and night sky

He’s quiet throughout the entire sight seeing endeavor 

When you make it to the last place (and in everyone’s mind the grandest light display) is when you get concerned enough to ask Choso if everything’s ok

While Yuji and friends are hyped up over something they saw, Choso is still standing in front of the light display looking up at it

Nothing prepares you for the first trickle of tears that drip off his cheeks

When you panic that he hated it and apologize it’s not like a Hallmark movie

Choso doesn’t even know what Hallmark is lets be real

He shakes his head still looking up at the lights

“I missed this for over a hundred years.”   “My brothers and I missed all this. Just to be left in the dark.”

It’s heartbreaking to remember that sometimes. Where he’s with you now, it’s moments like this that remind you there was a time before him. And without him.

Taking his hands in front of the display and kissing his knuckles softly

You can’t give him back those years he lost or what was done to him

But you can promise to give him more every single year.

Choso laughs unable to stop crying but he knows you mean it.

Making the moment a little more Hallmark themed when you kiss him in the light of the string of multi colored lights

[sukirichi]

So at 3am while listening to Tokyo by Leat'eq I had this scenario of visiting an ice cream place that started to sell limited time cat themed ice cream and in order to get one you need to put on cat ears and go 'nya!' to the cashier. How would Gojo and Choso react to their s/o doing this while dying of embarrassment? :D maybe for choso they might say 'nya onii-chan~' to tease him? xD (you're more than welcome to add or alter characters/scenario as you see fit!)

✧ VISITING A CAT THEMED ICE CREAM PLACE WITH JJK MEN

✧ featuring: gojo satoru, choso, yuuji, and toge

Gojo Satoru:

let’s be real here, Gojo will have the time of his life

he’s probably the one who found out about the place and suggested you two come here just so he could see you wear the cat ears

his plan bites him back on the ass though when the cashier insists he should do it

he’s going to be stupid and argue that YOU should do it, but you side with the cashier and everyone else is waiting for him to do it as well so Gojo sighs, wearing the cat ears and going “nyaa~” with his paws in front of him

long story short, it’s been hours and you still hadn’t stopped teasing him

there’s at least thirty photos and videos of Gojo doing the “nya~” greeting on your phone. he tries to steal your device away from you to delete it but you’re pretty fast

or at least he wants you to think that

the moment you’re caught off guard, gojo kisses you until your knees weaken, grip loosening around your phone

he still tastes like choco chip mint ice cream and you feel him smile in the kiss and just like that, gojo easily swipes your phone away and holds it above his arm, knowing full well you can’t get it

“hey, that’s unfair! give it back!”

“you should’ve done the cat thing instead of me!”

“but the cashier told you you should do it,” you argued while crossing your arms, a pout on your lips. “that’s not my fault--”

“i know, baby. i was just messing with you,” gojo silences you with another kiss, and this time you laugh because he’s still silly as ever, though your laughter quickly dies down at his next words. “now do the cat paw thing for me and i’ll give you your phone back.”

Choso:

oh boi

help this poor guy, he’d be so flustered

when you told him you wanted to visit this ice cream shop, he follows you quietly because come on, he’ll follow you everywhere 

so he stands there beside you, hands in his pocket, a frown on his face because why the hell is everything cat themed?

choso steps closer to you to ask about it when he’s greeted by the sight of you wearing cat ears, faux whiskers spreading from beyond your nose

“wha-”

“nyaa!” you greet, head tilted to the side while you dip your paws beside your face, “onii-chan!”

choso is just a goner

he blushes so hard that he has to bury his face in his hands, the cashier chuckling at how cute he was

you feel so bad for him that you end up getting him three scoops of his favorite flavor, clutching at his bicep while you apologize again and again if you made him uncomfortable

choso only shakes his head and kisses the top of your head, reassuring you that he just found you too cute and couldn’t function for a moment

you go, “okaaaay,” but come on, you knew that already. why else would you invite him there if not for the mission to see him flustered?

GIVE HIM CUDDLES PLEASE

Itadori Yuuji:

no questions asked, he would wear the cat ears with you

when you ask him why he also did it, he just goes, “what do you mean? that’s one FREE scoop for each ~nya~!”

you nod because oh, he’s right, and the both of you don’t stop taking pictures with the cat ears and extra scoops of ice cream

hc that yuuji is shameless when it comes to posting photos of your dates with him on his instagram

he’s going to caption it “nya time with my kitty!” and tags you, much to your embarrassment

megumi is going to block him afterwards

but that doesn’t stop him

you and yuuji edit megumi’s photos with cat ears and dm it to him, sending a caption that he should stop hanging out with his divine dogs so much and welcome other animals too

“animal equality, megumi!”

megumi blocks you too

Inumaki Toge:

is really happy to see the cat themed cafe, but has no idea that it means something 

he’s waiting for you to order while he points to the flavor wants, then gets confused because you reach for something behind the counter

as toge turns to you, he sees you wearing cat ears and paws your hand cutely, going, “nya~!”

toge’s eyes widens, pointing a finger gun as he exclaims, “salmon!”

he may or may not get a little too addicted at seeing you like that so there’s a chance he’ll drag you back there the next day, purely to indulge in his obsession of you wearing cat ears

[velnoni]

I adore the jogo being a housewife, XD.

So what about Noritoshi Kamo (the one from Kyoto) and Choso being house wifes?

housewives series | jujutsu kaisen editon

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

characters: noritoshi kamo, choso

tags: headcanons, fluff, mention of stalking

buy me a kofi?

Noritoshi Kamo

Take his housewife duties very seriously. Even a speck of dust is unacceptable. You can expect the house pristine clean whenever you come home.

Thinks you're after the money that comes with his namesake for a very long time.

I would have to say he's a bit punctual at times but understandable about your work schedule. He appreciates it beforehand if you tell him you won't be coming home so he'll know not to stay up late waiting for you.

On the rare occasion you'll find him beautifully asleep on the couch. He'll deny it if you ask if he waited for you.

Kind of a brat but not in the way you'd think. He gives playfully but snarky replies about your disheveled appearance or maybe simply pokes fun at the things he exceeds you in. And he does in such a polite way which is weird. He tries to hide that smug grin of his face but he ain't fooling nobody.

Regarding kisses he doesn't mind them. He strikes me as someone very fickle so the mood will have be right. Kissing his Adam apple or his jaw will make him nuzzle into your hold.

Due to his strick upbringing he isn't fond of public affection and he might come off as cold to outsiders but you know he means well. One time you held hands in public and it was a good 10 seconds later he pulled away.

Never exactly said the words "I love you" but shows great affection towards you. How'd this marriage happen? Either arranged or he stepped out of bounds and married outside the clan. He seems to be one that judges a person's character based on first appearance and knowledge either prior or told down the grapevine. End of the day you have to prove in your own way that you're worthy of his hand in marriage.

Likes a good book to read.

On the rare occasion you're both home you might flirt with him a bit. Call him your beautiful wife, toy with hair, kiss the nape of his neck just to see him turn scarlet. It's a dangerous game you're playing. He's quite a reserved man but pry him enough and he'll open up to you.

The guy was a shitty ass cook till he practiced. He refused to be anything but perfect to his partner and you have no say in the matter.

You never caught the man slacking. Ever.

Really likes when you comb his hair. But you also like to watch him comb his own hair. He looks like a beautiful princess. He looks more beautiful when he opens his eyes. At night time you two play footsies surprisingly.

Lastly he carries a picture of you everywhere he goes. Whether it's at the supermarket getting items for dinner or walking around the neighborhood he keeps you close in a small locekt. He doesn't speak about you in public but he finds himself liking you more.

Choso

*slight manga spoilers

Stalker wife? Stalker wife. You don't know it but he follows you to work to make sure no one tries to kidnap you. You tell him time and time again that you can take of yourself but he proclaims that as your wife it's his job to protect you. It's kinda cute.

How'd this happen? He isn't fond of humans to begin with, so your attitude or way of thinking is what caught his attention. He likes a person who thinks outside the box. Yuji probably introduced you two.

Easy to get jealous. If you talk to someone he doesn't know and y'all look a little too close he gets extra quiet for a few hours. It's like cracking a box.

In the start of the relationship he doesn't trust you that much and keeps his distance. Why were you so fascinated in him? But you kept persisting till you won his heart over. He still remembers how you slipped the ring on his finger rather nervously and when he told you he was fully human you said you didn't care. It was those words that actually made him cry with a stoic expression.

He looks up everything he can on how to be a perfect housewife. So catch making stuff in the kitchen and failing multiple times. He'll ask you how it taste, what he should add etc.

Sweeping allows his mind to drift off. To think he'd be in such a domestic reality is a shocker. He wonders if his brothers can see him.

Yes he wears a black apron and he doesn't mind wearing long dresses or skirts. They're comfy either way.

In general he's a very quiet person that tends to speak his mind. In public he keeps you close to his side at all time.

At times he is a bit worried of accidentally poisoning you even though he's great at controlling his ability so he holds off on close quarter contact.

Likes shopping and finding outfits for you to wear cuz he dotes a lot. Like a good housewife he waits for you to come home and embraces you with a gentle hug (he ran back home after stalking you for a while).

Finally you absolutely love it when you kiss his palms the way he can't make eye contact with you for hours straight on. He's still adjusting to all this.

He seeks revenge still. So your beautiful husband with his hair down and body posture completely vulnerable goes to your aid for skinship. Even though it worries him about the poison in his body you tell your wife to relax as you stroke his scalp.

He truly loves you with his cursed heart. Neither of you said the word but you don't have to.