#but don't do it by eating white people tacos or burritos

[pennyserenade]

i love being mexican. i know i say that a lot but its because i really fucking love that i'm mexican

[erimeows]

Hey, what about some professional chef S/O, like Ramsey level but a bit less of a terror. Like, for some weird reason bots and cons can, temporally, consume human food and their S/O offers them to show them the endless wonders and finese that is human cousine. What would their S/O make for them, asuming they accept the offer, and what would be their reactions? Who would be mindblow and love it? Being able to consume only energon/oil and having no other source of food sounds quite depressing...

Ooh, this sounds fun! I don't talk about this often, but I have a headcanon that the TFA bots can consume human food while in their earth vehicle/robot modes- I just don't include it in pieces I write because I don't want to get ten comments around the lines of "well, ACTUALLY, they can only ingest ENERGON and OIL", ya feel? Anyways, this'll be a fun one; TFA Characters With A Chef S/O Who Wants To Cook For Them headcanons are under the cut! Enjoy <3

Optimus Prime: He’s happy to try your food because it’s something you love making. He’s really into things that are either extremely sour or extremely salty; french fries, pickled vegetables, sour candies, green beans, etc.

Ratchet: He’s reluctant at first, insistent that it can’t be good for him to ingest food he’s not technically meant to ingest, but with enough convincing from the others, he finally tries it. His personal favorites are tacos, burritos, rice, and vegetable bowls. 

Prowl: He tries your cooking because it’s a sweet offer and it’ll be nice to partake in something that you’ve become passionate about to make your career. His favorite foods end up being soba noodles, rice, and stir fry made with veggies and no meat- he just likes the texture and doesn’t like meat at all... He also just feels bad consuming animals, too.

Bumblebee: He’s been wanting to try human food since he got to earth, so hell yeah he’s excited about trying your food! His favorites are things like breakfast foods; pancakes, eggs, waffles, bacon, toast, and more. 

Bulkhead: He’s too embarrassed to ask you to cook for him but wants to try human food pretty bad after Bee raves about it, so he’s glad that you’re the one to make the offer. He ends up being really into meat and basically meat only; burgers, steaks, chicken, pork chops, bacon, sausage, etc. Oddly enough, though, he also loves vegetable substitutes for meat like cauliflower steak and veggie burgers.

Jazz: One of the first things he wants to do when he gets to earth is try human food, so when he finds out you’re a chef, he’s like... It’s meant to be! Amazing! You make a lot of food for him to try, and his favorites end up being seafood like shrimp, lobster, and crab with different preparation techniques and flavoring. He’s not super into actual fish, though.

Sentinel Prime: At first, he insists that organic food must be disgusting, but then he smells you cooking it one day and he’s hooked. He’s one of those people who hyperfixates on like two foods and doesn’t want anything else, so all he wants is bread, but on the bright side, he’ll eat any kind of bread; his favorite are white bread rolls with butter, freshly rolled out, baked in the oven, and piping hot.

Ultra Magnus: He doesn’t get the point, but he’s old and has pretty much stopped caring so he’ll try anything once. He actually ends up being a huge fan of your cooking and wants it all the time, but doesn’t want to bother you by asking, so you always have to be the one to offer. His favorite things for you to make are steak, chicken, grilled corn, and mashed potatoes.

Megatron: He initiates you cooking for him because he gets tired of the same energon and oil he has on earth and doesn’t have access to the flavorings he usually has on Cybertron for it. He knows he needs to eat/drink something different or he’s going to go insane. He ends up being more into fruit and fruit dishes than anything, popping grapes like pills and craving smoothies, salads, etc. His favorite things that you make are fruit-centered desserts or any savory dish made with wine.

Starscream: He acts like he doesn’t want it at first, but the second you act like you’re going to listen and not cook for him, he changes his mind. He ends up being more into sugary human drinks than human food, though, enjoying your cooking because you made it and you’re special to him but ultimately preferring smoothies, sodas, juices, snow cones, flavored water, and milkshakes. 

Blitzwing: The different personalities have different feelings about you cooking for them and them ingesting human food. Blitzwing thinks it’s pointless and a waste of perfectly good human food since he has energon for himself, Hothead is excited at the thought but won’t admit it, and Random is HYPE. 2/3 majority vote wins and you end up making different foods for them to try. Icy likes ice cream, Hothead likes spicy chips and cooked bell peppers with a dip like hummus or ranch, and Random likes cakes and chocolates. 

Lugnut: You’d cook for him...? He’s honored and so very excited! He loves everything you make and will eat it all. He can eat you out of house and home and, surprisingly, has no problem with the concept of constantly ingesting human food even though he isn’t really used to it. He’s not super picky and doesn’t have preferences, just loves it all, so he doesn’t have a favorite. 

Shockwave: He doesn’t accept at first, thinking that it’s easier to just drink the pre-made energon; it’s more logical than wasting time cooking, right? But if you just bring him food without asking beforehand, he can’t deny it. His personal favorites are pudding and cookies. He’s got a horrible sweet tooth. 

Soundwave: He reluctantly lets you cook for him but doesn’t like it. He’s only likes raw vegan foods for taste, texture, and moral reasons, so expect him to be eating a lot of salads, fruits, and nuts. His favorite snacks are cucumber slices, and he’ll sit around and eat onions and tomatoes like they’re apples. Even the other Decepticons think he’s disgusting for doing it.

Swindle: His first thought is that it sounds expensive, and he already has energon to fuel with... But if you so insist and you’re the one paying for ingredients and whatnot, he doesn’t mind the thought of trying human food; he’s an adventurous mech, after all! You start cooking for him regularly, he likes it so much that he insists on paying for it, and unsurprisingly, he’s into the finer things like beef wellington, panna cotta, duck, caviar, etc. 

Lockdown: He doesn’t hate the idea of you cooking for him; saves him on energon, right? He actually asks you to do it first- he’s only on earth and able to try human food for so long at a time, after all. His favorites end up being hearty soups and stews like tomato soup, chili, etc.

Blackarachnia: Human food...? It doesn’t sound that good. The fact that it’s solid is already kinda gross, but she can ingest it a lot better than the others can because of her organic side- the spider aliens usually eat other bugs, though she certainly has never partaken in that. She tries to help you cook but is really bad at it and just allows you to do it. Her favorites are homemade fish and chips, and basically anything else that’s fried or crunchy.

Wasp: The thought of human food disgusts him at first, but if you really want him to try your cooking, he’ll do it. Wasp is a surprisingly sensitive soul after all and he knows it’s something your passionate about. Even after you get him to eat your cooking, the few things he likes are pastas and some other Italian food. 

[ngame989]

What do you think the svtfoe characters guilty pleasure foods would be? (Star, Marco, Tom, Janna, possibly Kelly or Jackie) You know, things they know they shouldn't eat and only eat them when they're alone so they don't get judged. (Example: My guilty pleasure food is donuts. Don't ask why, but I never eat donuts around people. Probably because I smother them with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and sprinkles)

Star - Nachos that aren’t Marco’s. As a Taco Bell aficionado myself, there’s a certain backwards appeal to garbage fake “Mexican” food. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some actually high quality stuff too, but they’re different cravings.

Marco - Secretly, deep down, he actually found out that he kind of likes a bit of sugar on his burritos. But only with cinnamon, too. It’s his dirtiest secret.

Tom - Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Tom like the donuts at the end of Junkin Janna? That man has no shame in his food choices, only his fashion and hobbies and everything else about himself.

Janna - Pumpkin spice lattes. Avocado toast. I dunno, what other “basic white girl” food memes are there?

[jdmainman123]

No you don't know what we did though it's amazing how how much snow helps me think and not bleed remember when they put you in under the gag order and sunlight City so you can't write the blog? And then I went to war for you people here in sunlight City because one thing I knew I wrote it

And a new satellite maker didn't write it or do it

So when you guys quit

That's right you guys quit and gave up on French and Spanish and only survive off the word English and what the white hair white skin sleeping baby girls say

No this one is very specific they quit and only said the misstatement was something the white hair white skin sleeping girls now they would be sleeping z SO I KNOW HER AND BECAUSE I KNOW HER

Yeah the black hair white skin girl

I'M SORRY WE REWROTE I DON'T KNOW IF WE WROTE BUT WE DEFINITELY CHANGED SOME OF THE MANTRA SOME OF THE MANTRAS THAT YOU GAVE ME SOME OF THE ANTIDOTES THAT YOU GAVE ME THAT ANY ACTS we're lying gender

That's right they said it was the girls and he acted but indeed it was the boys

Not a big deal

It's like telling a joke about white people and then telling the same joke only this time USING BLACK PEOPLE TELLING THE JOKE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

The Taco Bell challenge instead of the pizza challenge

We had the pizza challenge where I can eat an entire Pizza AND TAKE NOT TAKE ONE SIP OF SOMETHING TO DRINK what's in a half hour I can eat the entire Pizza

30 minutes I can eat an entire hole large pizza ALL THE 16 IN without taking a sip but this is what happened my Digestive and the stomach mumbling and grumbling

Yes this is why Abdul in the religion of Muslim is dead to me IS LAND

They would force me to get sick because my digestive speed was incredibly fast ALMOST LIKE DRY PAPER ON FIRE DRY NOTEBOOK PAPER ON FIRE

All right then an example here she would like to paper towel and please don't burn the house down our apartment down with this one guys IF YOU LIGHT A PAPER TOWEL ON FIRE AND YOU DON'T MAKE SURE IT GOES OUT IT WILL CONTINUE TO BURN

That's the example I have for my digestive tract

SO WHEN I REALIZED YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS FOR FUN THE PIZZA CHALLENGE WITHOUT ME TAKING ONE SIP of water or soda

You would make me sick and then when I started eating the steak before toured and get the snacks you would make me sick

And that's what you guys are being charged with challenging my antecedent energy of rocking turds THAT'S RIGHT MY TURDS ARE EXTRA SMALL BECAUSE I EAT THEM

And you can't challenge a drink

SO ANYWAYS LET ME START BRAGGING HERE #REPORT we rewrote one of the mantras and we never use this before so it's brand new it's not a big deal because I never wrote it before we never wrote The Taco Bell bean burrito challenge

That's right as many slices in a large 16 size pizza

As many bean burritos now we labeled it and archived it and I did it with the Taco Bell box all those hard tacos LIKE EIGHT BEAN BURRITOS

And the antidote is I asked for a side of chopped beef a side of ground beef TO SLIDE DOWN MY THROAT TO SLIDE DOWN MY THROAT that's right cuz this challenge started off without me taking a sip of water or soda only eaten eight bean burritos without meat in them first

The bean burrito challenge

BUT NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU GUYS CHALLENGE MY RECOVERY AND I'VE BEEN MADE EXTRA SICK BECAUSE YOUR BOYS ARE DUMB AND CAN'T CARRY THE MANTRA that's right they cannot remember

Because they have small brains tiny penises and they do not have drink money OH YOU KISS MY ASS NO YOU GROW UP

[cookszone-blog]

What To Cook When You Don't Know What To Cook

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What To Cook When You Don't Know What To Cook

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Most people who cook for their families generally have a list of family favorites. I know we do. We often focus on what the kids like to make sure they will eat. Every so often however, we open the cabinets, the refrigerator, and the freezer, stand with our hands on our hips and say, “I don’t feel like any of this.” We want something different. It’s almost like a writer’s block. We are left wondering what to cook.

Here are a few ideas that we go to when we are left asking ourselves what’s for dinner. We try to make sure that all the meals use easy recipes for dinner and they are within our budget.

1) Spice it up. We aren’t real big on spicy foods, but every once in a while it’s good. There are some Cajun meals like Jambalaya and Gumbo that are really easy to fix and add some zip and color to the dinner plate. If Cajun cooking isn’t high on your list of cooking ideas, think south of the border. Most people have Mexican food relegated to tacos and chili, but there is a world of burritos, enchiladas, and more that use easy recipes for dinner but add spice to the meal.

2) Go fishing. This is more than Mrs. Paul’s ® Fish Sticks. Tilapia, Whiting, and other light fish are relatively inexpensive. There are a lot of very tasty healthy easy recipes that make fish an easy dinner recipe that has a delightful taste.

3) Visit the Orient Chinese cooking in your own kitchen is among the easiest cooking you can do. A lot of meals use one pan – a deep frying pan. The ingredients are readily available in most grocery stores. If you are unsure, you can always go La Choy® even though it really isn’t what could be called authentic.

4) The Three “S” Meals. Try soups, salads, and sandwiches. None of these are hard to put together. All of them allow for tasty kitchen experimentation. If you do a sandwich and a salad, there don’t have to be any pots and pans to wash. These can also healthy easy recipes for those who are wellness conscious.

5) Mangia il tuo cibo (Eat your food) Italian cooking is more than just spaghetti or lasagna. Would it surprise you to learn that there are great Italian meals for beef, duck, chicken, and more? If you throw in the soups, sweetbreads, and delicacies, Italian for is some of the tastiest there is.

These are just some easy dinner recipe ideas for those times when you are left wondering what to cook. We don’t believe in doing things the hard way. Our kitchen exemplifies this. We focus on easy recipes for dinner and try to have some fun in the mix. We use all of these cooking ideas from time to time and it works out great for us. We hope it does for you, too.

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