#but ds remix 4's gay so

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my last pinned post is from august soooooooooooooo here's a new one i guess.

uhhhh hi i'm puppy and uhhh. rhythm heaven is a v big hyperfixation for me and has been since like. january. maybe february idk. i really love it but also that's an understatement tbh. can't express how much i love it in words.

u h my favorite game's dj school and it's totally just cuz i ship the djs sfkjekljfs- rockers and rockers 2 are both my second favorite (they’re both equally good) and fan club 2's my third favorite (pop singer is simply good h). i'm not sure on my overall least favorite but i really hate quiz show, prequel rhythm rally and polyrhythm 2 (i can't pass it, i’ve been stuck on it since march, help) so it's def one of those.

oh also i have an about page here but just to get the basics from it: i'm queer (agender, ace and lesbian are my primary labels, i use they/them pronouns) and i (most likely) have adhd (no diagnosis but i'm sure of it). so. yeah.

oh also also since i didn’t put this on my about page or anything. for the most part the way i refer to games that use the same names is like. pretty consistent (like. i just indicate it with whatever game they're from at the end in parentheses (for prequels i put prequel at the end, sometimes i also refer to games by their megamix names when talking about them in megamix specifically, so i indicate that with megamix at the end). but there are some i give ✨name privileges✨ because i like them or like. people talk about them a lot- it's mostly remixes but there's some others, here's the list:

tengoku remix 2

all three remix 3's

tengoku night walk

tengoku remix 5

tengoku remix 6

tengoku remix 7

kinda tengoku remix 8? (i always call it tengoku remix 8, including in tags)

ds built to scale

ds remix 4

ds remix 7

remix 8 (the real remix 8)

ds remix 9

ds remix 10

fever remix 8 kinda (i call it not remix 8 cuz it's. not remix 8-)

fever remix 9

fever remix 10

and also megamix's remixes are called their names (in tags i call them just. by their name gay-up (don’t ask) but in posts sometimes i just call them by the first part).

u h . this got really long sorry- ,,, ending posts like this is hard but. that's all. u h . yeah.

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Ekb oi lay mb

Soc do bo bao hihi dunh gianh

J co ai dam hihu ml

Linh vac o p21 nha fan

Do cut hihi 21 lai tui nay vo kuon hihi

J team em join chuyen gi dang xay ra vay loa ds etc

Tt la pjan boo lo lieu luon ma dac trongbsinh roo muon de kill will nhu xe a no im la biet tr roi khoi az tr ah true

Twan kick hihi bao em a cop thei voi nguu be ai lo ph hihi nk so cm

Con nhin jerk xon nhin dao mao y chang duc huy voi baxh hihi

Im la hihi

R16 noi muon vo thung rac ma no ghe qua cuu

J nl

5 dua j im la biwt hihi len ko b sc tjoi su 2

Wm yhich con nao hn

Huy voi cop nhu nhau trung hip nha

Ko quqnh lom hai ckn kia a kbn hihi xuong tot lai ghe qua len di hihi len ghw cm oi

E sao team nao cung co em ma em di hoai tyi no tu admub luon live

E tu noi tu tta loi

Ph de day di mua xeo bng con kia nl ft ru do hohi

Soc em too join

St so vo now hihi ti shit chi gi so voi anhds ghebet gia az tr nl day

Nao dua cuoi cung thay roi

Em hihi helo me

Nt dd nl oi all

Xhinh cho em kbh bi can ha ganh maz ma ko dam vi hihi hay

All lay co co now

Mat noi da tim duoc chan li song agai ncungma va muu hihi scm hai dua nay

Em cuu

Loa noi dao du nen remix hihi hoc chan truuen

All tr vh lice sai cho dp coi

Dp hihi bi kick hp hihi

Wm tum cac gi wc con jihi nl

Dp mnh

Huhu ht thich ca oi len hieu tryonh di hg di toi az tr hihi

Em hihi chax la ko co lua xhon kjac 25 tuoi ha gia vl

26 hihu

Tt ngu hihi by all

E j nhieu

32 tuoi gi do hiji

Hihi chon jay

Ki max

J hihi xl doi lai

All anh la ai vay gia truong coc can hay trut len ban cua vo nb phu dunh dung 100% ghen yhi ghe ma dubg eyc

Cs roi lay ai

Em lay no chu ai move hihi ml ghe vl lay nhau ma o rieng vl

4 nguoi pleaae mat ghe

Ve ai dung hiji hoi han do

Tnt. Opy

Tui kia up 6 tuoi too hiji moi yinh ghe ngu

Lo hhihan r21 hihi ko co khuc sau

P2 ko phai az lo no me nguoc lai

Em hihi biet ma no ko cho di hu j mo hihi wyc all know

May giat li roi nl

Hihi kjoc hium r cao quy

Soc vi dung vp ma doi em noi moi dung

Ek xia rang doc lau hihi co hint

Hihi help thang jerk gia

R hoi sao may sinh duoc voi jerk true bach vay huy. Huy noi tai me hihi gio duoc hihi biey vi than hihi oi gium ne ne ghe oi ft

Cip noi vay moi yen

T cso quy yeu cau all

R2 ton kinh duc vua

Hn team dd lay lo now im la sĩ 100%

Giai thoat hien lai nhan akutt t

Poke psy theo em full nha cop noi same all team em co mat bo vay a

Bum voi cap haivuas too het a

Bo di qua

J huhu

Tp noi lo co quyen...

Cop voi uc doi di tgeo voi xe ft hihi

Nt so y hay

Kbs tu ko do tay chan no hay huhu con sc ko du han con so

R21 huhu no ngu qya keo dai age

Co hai hihi nl khoc

Hai thic ca la nu nha

Hihi lo xia rang jerk ko a team nay so em luon chua co nl giup em

Luong du ko

J join tt

Lan du suc hihi tham nhung em can nghe kdnl

Cip team noi du tien de sing hai ngay cuoi doi roi bai bai truoc cam on mn etc

R21 see huhu nl all

Ko bo ma tu nfuyen lam ganh bang cho bhubg nguoi mac ac etc ac max thinga see huhu nl all

J dungb anh 24 co viec lam nlne de cm

Buys

Anh Lan choi oi hg roi

Team. Lan cop noi dupi em oi all hihi khoi nguu cac bach bao nl lo vl ma tjieu noi hihi tui nzy co the ket thuc cuoc soi mot cach ko hoi tiecnl nha

Mu di theo

Soc dt quen xai boau phat minh nen huhu lo hihi mbm

Help ja chua 8 dua

Picgu team dd noi hihi ghe qua r oi

Cop dd noi taos quan lo luon do do tui nay

Mum team tam choi oi ba oira do duoc luon ghe tom doi cho de mat day

Cs team foi alklobr do roi do me 27 co y de me quen chu qua do la copy full. Memm thueu hiji cai gia phai tra lo bl nl... Ko xung dang vl nh la dinh roi co ko lo toi tao nhin mat la biet con gai luon quan no toi hihi live

Nguu bach noi ga im 4 max moi kia duoc

Em mb like ho team 3 again

J master of none

Rshit duc tin do noi hh nl

Hien shit att thay sgit cu live

Work out the door

Giai thoat hy cax

Tearshit noi di day

Duc cac gain for team nh

Team nicho

Antshitbnoi guet tao di

May ganh all insert lo hihi lack thing uhm xiu all cho duc phat

R21 la du cac pure king david

Ae gio all la baptist chet 118t

Dc shit la cats dung hihi

Quen gia bo nttt

Doanh chinh la google ko quen vi tui yh basil dac lo co tui may ko biet a do basil linh la nt

Loius truong y nam full around the world skit dap gie bo di khoc

Duong thai tong full leaders lo

Ten lo ha help mum

Tuens lo shit thay hoai full em gap hihi do ga

Tum shit la cuoi hihi all ed roi kp nhuc hihi tui kia live

K soc nl all dung aztr nl

R2 bao all for shit hai xcccc...

Team mum trl sacax lobhihi nl vi thua att dung khuc giua hibi moi doc

Tnt huhu lo roi ml

Basiliscus (223 - 436)

Tasc nhau lo cax ma kn

Jerk hihi tay trong

Sao im vay linh con em oi 4 thang a hihi

4 dua do k that

Rhnak team hihi hueu chua o chubg = hihi ghe coa

Nha tam shit hihi di 4 dya plaes mat ghe

5 hihi quen rou

Tha cho tao cop said

Mu noi loa sc shit att nl so

Dua quen ten roi ok hon hihi that aztr luc noi nl

Mum. Vai pokitics l shut hihi

S de day con sinh lo thiu het hihi no do giet gium gt hihi ngu j qua max

Ai hihi mem moi vo tro tnt pk

Hihi ghe

Qua vi hihi kp

Ten tgat Duong Thai Tong nl fan khubg

E lon nguoi roi hihi nl linh moi am max

Thay dao gi do kn de live az tr copy

Dac luon nhr ko nho that az copy

5 now linh shit lon att

Chus shit to live

3 dua kdg help con hsj ko the

Fcc 4

Day

Oi mi

Lu team du chet nha

Quen me roi

Save mi

Dua cuoo aztr luc noi hay vi dung luom nl all ne

Ph co don vl 17

Hihi nhan vi doi bm conday

Team btqa con a no bao thau vt

Yiu a too stay dont be like qc qua hehe ken

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the games i like be like:

gay

guitar

girl

u h h

that's all i got

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apparently the wiki mentions the fact that remix 7 has remix 1, 2 and 4 and 1 + 2 + 4 = 7 and this fact is hilarious to me.

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ds has the best remix 4, remix 5, remix 6, remix 7, remix 8 and remix 10, no i do not take criticism.

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ds' remixes are so chaotic as far as graphical changes go, like-

remix 1: no consistency whatsoever. glee club's at like. a town or something. some of the tiles in built to scale glow on the beat (which is also used in built to scale 2). in fan club pop singer has a different hairstyle and the monkeys are pink and. yeah it's the most heavily changed game. and fillbots is. literally identical (apparently has different graphic files tho).

remix 2: the blue birds and captain blue bird aren't even blue. the shoot-'em-up guys are. coconuts. the moai kids have sunglasses? and the paddlers are 1. just on an island??? and 2. brown. that's it that's the remix. oh also in shoot-'em-up the moon has a space rabbit on it cuz the warioware reference quota has to be reached somehow. also the shoot-'em-up radio lady has an unused retexture and i just??? i'm too gay-

remix 3: or as i like to call it, the game's emo phase. the love lizards/güiro lizards are just in a purple area (with harsher lighting) as opposed to an orange one. the race in freeze frame's. a. boat. race? what- uh. the dazzles are wearing. shit what are those called- i don't think they're kimonos but i'm not sure. and idk what's going on in crop stomp tbh-

remix 4: despite being romance-themed, munchy monk and love lab literally don't fit this whatsoever; munchy monk's just. at a theme park/carnival/something. good for him i guess. and the love lab scientists are. at a park. i think. there's a fountain so- and drummer duel and dj school have p i n k and h e a r t s . oh also the djs have sunglasses for some reason. idk why but good for them i guess- also they're so fuckin' gay like dear god.

remix 5: again. no real consistent theme. the frogettes are just. on a different stage. and there's an audience. also their clothes are different (they put on shirts, good for them). dog ninja's at a stadium or something, how is this so exciting- u h the tiny ghosts have hats. for some reason. also the audience is different. and the synchrettes are boys. good for them-

remix 6: uh. green. the description says it has a spacey feel but idk what's spacey about rockers or karate man's retextures here- the space kickers have clappy trio wigs and also they're in. actual space. the background in karate man is v e r y dark blue and also karate joe has. hair. slash. a wig probably given space soccer. u h . the stepswitchers have glasses. for some reason. also the void is green instead. and rockers just has a different background. i think. their outfits might be slightly different idk-

remix 7: c l o u d s . fan club's in the sky and also pop singer looks adorable and has a pink guitar good for her, the dazzles is in the sky and they all have pink guitars good for them, dj school. there's clouds in the background and there's lots of blue (cuz that's this remix's color i guess)- u h . frog hop has clouds in the foreground. and brf is the exact same.

remix 8: only dog ninja actually looks different and i can't tell you what's happening there tbh. also for some reason rhythm rally and lockstep are specifically their sequels but blue birds is just. normal blue birds. hard to know for fillbots given that it's identical in fillbots 2 pretty much but like. who knows tbh-

remix 9: hoooo boy this one's a mess. moai doo-wop just uses its remix 2 textures, the chorus kids are seemingly in a spaceship, i don't know what's happening with space soccer, crop stomp's the same, the shoot-'em-up guys are. i got nothing. karate man is specifically karate man 2 for some reason, in splashdown the synchrettes are boys again and also the crowd they're performing for looks like the octopus guy from donk-donk, annnnd built to scale is just built to scale 2.

,,, yeah really don't know what they were on there-

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i bring more dumb descriptions. this time for fever. uh. enjoy.

hole in one: monke

screwbot factory: fillbots but inferior (still good tho)

see-saw: i didn't know see-saw inspection was. a thing

double date: low-key miss the space soccer jokes 😔 always saw them when i first got into rhythm heaven but now i haven't in a while

fever remix 1: as i said in ds. a tropical remix is a requirement. for some reason

fork lifter: the holiest being. the best rhythm heaven. fork

tambourine: monke

board meeting: really don't think this is how it works-

monkey watch: monke- OH FUCK-

fever remix 2: hate that fuckin' rhythm heaven forsaken second tambourine part

working dough: idk why this is so hard honestly-

fever built to scale: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

air rally: there's a rainbow at the end. seems pretty gay to me

figure fighter: the fart easter egg in megamix will forever be hilarious to me. oh also like. jeb or. whatever. idk-

remix 3: idk but tonight bops

ringside: god this game makes me uncomfy-

packing pests: why is this a job. is the job just packing the candy or are the treat spiders actually part of it. what

micro-row: emulated fever micro-row is such an invigorating experience (it isn't)

samurai slice: okay but why the fuck is the logical reaction to a girl's PINWHEEL getting stolen by a demon to fucking SPAWN KILL the entire species. how is the wandering samurai the good guy here-

fever remix 4: this gets stuck in my head so. fucking. much

catch of the day: threefish fuckin' s u c k

flipper-flop: flippers my beloveds

exhibition match: counting: the game- MONKE-

flock step: BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB-

fever remix 5: 1, 4

launch party: uhhhh something something copypasta go brr. ,,, yeah i got nothing

donk-donk: i. how do you even TRY to describe donk-donk???

bossa nova: playing this in fever when i last played it was just like "hhhhh *moves it from just ok to perfect in my next tier list*"

love rap: why do people hate this so much-

fever remix 6: underrated

tap troupe: i got nothing

shrimp shuffle: there's no i in prawn

cheer readers: good game- YFHTDGTFGF DJ SCHOOL

fever karate man: tbh? i prefer struck by the rain- (lonely storm still bops tho)

fever remix 7: that last tap troupe part is. ,,, yeah

fever night walk: look dreams of our generation bops and all but also. tengoku night walk-

samurai slice 2: WHY IS THE WANDERING SAMURAI NEEDLESSLY COMMITTING MURDER AGAIN-

working dough 2: people hate this for some reason. idk why tbh

fever built to scale 2: god this bops. it's like "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh" but like. 8-bit

double date 2: yeah now i get the space soccer jokes-

not remix 8: it's the second "remix 8" to be speedy (we all know there's only one real remix 8 tho)

love rap 2: this also. isn't. that hard? i. what. love rap's really good honestly why do people hate it so much-

cheer readers 2: i am going to pretend the books in this are from the museum just so i can joke about paddlers being holy beings-

hole in one 2: wow this is so ✨aesthetic✨ (so're remix 3 (tengoku's) and remix 4)

screwbot factory 2: fillbots is still superior. ,,, i mean at least this has a reason for the blackouts-

remix 9: yay it's the transgender song

figure fighter 2: that one part with the combo spam low-key makes me emotional-

micro-row 2: they really did just make munchy monk but again huh

packing pests 2: still wondering what the job here is. like. ARE the treat spiders part of it??? or???

fever karate man 2: this version of lonely storm low-key bops

remix 10: gotta love the fake outs

,,, yeah-

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here's the like. dumb titles/descriptions/whatever but. ds. ,,, i'm bad at posts ufhthyfjy-

built to scale: haha solfege go brr

glee club: screaming gay polyam children

fillbots: apparently the robots in fillbots have an advanced ai and by the time they get to the end of the production line they're fully aware of the other robots and i. i'm so concerned-

fan club: fjrhtbufjt G I R L -

also III SUPPOSE, HEY!

ds remix 1: tempo go brr

rhythm rally: god i love ds' model quality

shoot-'em-up: girl,,,

blue birds: birb

moai doo-wop: hate when i fuck up at singing and get pooped on

ds remix 2: the much required tropical remix

love lizards: is this how lizards,,, uh,,, fuck

crop stomp: this and love lizards are consecutive and use the same prologue. just a fun fact

freeze frame: references go brr (the crowd has space dancers, the clappy trio, and the rap men, and sometimes correctly timed pictures have the ninjas from ninja bodyguard, the brown rat from rat race, or a sneaky spirit)

the dazzles: YOU TOLD ME DREAMS COME TRUE- YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH- WE'LL FIND OUT, BABY TONIGHT, IF I GET CLOSE TOOOOOO YOUUUUU-

remix 3: swing: the remix

munchy monk: okay not to ignore munchy monk but like. y'all know what's next

dj school: DJ SCHOOL MY BELOVED, BEST GAME, THE DJS ARE SO GOOD AND GAY AND AAAAAA-

drummer duel: you need to no miss the part where it speeds up to 200 bpm or else, there goes your superb

love lab: is this acapella

remix 4: ah yes. the most romantic thing of all. clowns

splashdown: "there's no i in synchronized swimming- what? there is?" -paraphrased from splashdown's description. i'm sure why i find this funny is pretty clear-

big rock finish: one time i was bored and scrolling through rhythm heaven shit in ao3 and i saw a tag that was "no beta we die like people playing big rock finish the first time" or something like that and i just needed to share that

dog ninja: why does the song have a different name from the game (crop stomp and munchy monk do too)? not even the lyrical songs get that, at least not on the song list-

frog hop: uhhhh something something chemicals in the water turning the frogs gay,,, idk

ds remix 5: why oh why does this get so much hate

space soccer: rhythm heaven fandom acknowledge space soccer's existence challenge-

lockstep: oh no it's the hard one,,, but actually not-

rockers: this can go one of two ways. either i scream about the gay or i don't and find something else to say. ,,, this works too actually-

ds karate man: RAIN FALLS ON ME, AND NOW I'M WALKING AWAY- TELL ME, DO YOU FIND ME MOOORE BEAUTIFUL NOW- I'M NOT THE KIND TO LET YOU WATCH AS I CRY, SO I GOT TO LEAVE, I GOT TO FORGET YOU- duh duh duh

ds remix 6: the lockstep transitions are broken. unless you use touchless. idk why

airboarder: IT'S PARADISE SINCE THE FIRST TIME, I SAW YOU STANDING THERE- BUT IT FEELS SO LONG AGO NOW, YEAH- IT'S PARADISE BUT NO MAP CAN, SHOW US NOW TO GET THERE- SO C'MON, BABY, PLANET OF LOVE- WE MADE OUR WAY OUT OF THE LONG, LONG DARKNESS, AND WE MADE IT THIS FAR, SUUUCH A LOONG ROAD, SO LET'S GO- SHINING ALL THE WAY, OH WE'RE ON OUR OWN PATH NOW- WE CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE, THAT WE WANNA GO, OOH-HOO- SWEET SONG OF LOVE, OH CAN YOU HEAR IT TOO- I AM ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOU, MY SWEET DEAR- AND I SEE YOU RIGHT THERE, SMILING BACK AT ME, TOOOOOOO- W O O -

,,, uh. anyways-

built to scale 2: gotta love that very brief blackout

the dazzles 2: the dazzles but again. and like. farm? is this cottagecore- are the dazzles cottagecore lesbians-

frog hop 2: i still got nothing tbh

fan club 2: I'M SO FUCKING GAY FOR POP SINGER GUYS, Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND-

remix 7: people hate on this too. idk why

rhythm rally 2: this was my favorite game one time. still pretty good

fillbots 2: this is a few seconds shorter than one of the hands. why

blue birds 2: u h something something russia idk tbh

lockstep 2: this was my first perfect in ds

remix 8: s p e e d

moai doo-wop 2: why does this START set 9?

ds karate man 2: ah yes. very compressed but also superior struck by the rain. my favorite

glee club 2: i. is this rhythm hell- are the chorus kids in rhythm hell- w. why???

space soccer 2: is this where the double date jokes come from. cuz they both have farm/cowboy/whatever-themed sequels. either way they're good. don't see them a lot anymore tho :/

remix 9: one of the few ds remixes actually talked about. granted it is really good but also i mean. they all are-

shoot-'em-up 2: h

splashdown 2: hate that damn required input. you know the one

munchy monk 2: munchy monk is yet again immediately overshadowed

rockers 2: remember when i hated this? cuz that was. a thing. idk why-

remix 10: aka. the best medley remix