#but genshin would never do that 👎

[torgawl]

how old do we think wriothesley is? he was described as a "young psychopath" in the hospital before his trial by the lady that talked to him. we also know that from the day he entered the fortress for registration, the day he received his vision, to the day he got his duke title (that's what i understood at least) his age almost doubled. depending on how young he was when he commited the murder and how long he has been duke for he could be anywhere in his 30s and upward. i don't know how law in fontaine works or the minimum age someone can be sent to prison with but for him to be described specifically as young i would say at most he would be around 18/19. for them to focus so much on neuvillette staying quiet during his trial i wouldn't be surprised (and this is what i'm most inclined to believing) if he was merely a teenager at the time. now, paimon also commented she was expecting someone older when she heard of the duke, so we know he looks young. that probably excludes any age above early 40s?! obviously we can't be sure of any number but he's likely a man in his 30s and i am very much here for that!!!

[solisstars]

Introduction🪽

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A little about me

I HATE spoilers

My favorite flowers are hibiscus flowers 🌺

Though I wouldn't consider it a favorite sport, I do enjoy soccer !

When I was younger, I used to love Wild Kratts, Totally Spies, Angel's Friends, Barbie movies, and Winx

My favorite foods are bagels and garlic bread (I would give my soul for a bagel right now /srs)

I don't have a favorite song nor artist but I do enjoy Phoebe Bridgers, Mitski, Ethel Cain, Chappell Roan, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean, etc (bipolar ass music taste listening to my playlists is a whole experience)

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Fav sport; F1

Top drivers of the current grid (no particular order); Logan Sargeant, Oscar Pastri, Lewis Hamilton, Charles Leclerc / Carlos Sainz, and Alex Albon (I love the whole grid but I have been infatuated with them recently)

Top drivers of all time; Sebastian Vettel, Kimi Raikkonen, and Nico Rosberg (Mark Webber is an honorable mention).

Ferrari girly against my will

Strong Lance Stroll disliker 👎

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Fandoms I'm involved with Criminal minds, Percy Jackson (rereading the books/checking out the ones I didn't read as a kid), Yotsuba&! (fandom so small we could fit into a 5 seater bus), Deadpool, Snoopy (does that count? I love him sm), The Black Phone, Love Island

I love/like these, just not really in involved with the fandom IT, The Last Of Us, The Hunger Games, FNAF, Hercule Poirot, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Still somewhat a fan, might post about occasionally 9-1-1 Lonestar (Owen Strand's story line), Jujutsu Kaisen, Maximum Ride

Used to be a fan of (quarantine hit me like a truck) Miraculous Ladybug, My Hero Academia, Genshin Impact, Death Note, Wotakoi; life of an otaku, and a lot more.

Die hard retired Marvel & Harry Potter veteran (the HP & MCU phases never really leave you, they'll always make a random comeback when you're bored)

I've got more series I fw I just forgot them

[b1adie]

ADRIENE ANGELVIRUS xxiv × mirror pronouns × aro lesbo

… or just adriene, or adri…

this is a sideblog, main is a secret ^_^

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SOME RULES;

please don’t send me fetish content, especially if you are on anon, a minor, or have no age listed. tbh don’t send me any nsfw unless you’re an adult and i’ve asked

i would appreciate if you could avoid tagging my posts with anything like ‘daddy/mommy’ even in a joking way, unless you are using it only as a parental term. keep in mind that i’m a real guy and have to see all of your tags…

don’t comment sinophobic stuff on my posts (ie. “they’ll never make a gay relationship canon because its a chinese game” etc). don’t do any bigoted stuff really but thats the one i’ve mainly seen

if you want to repost some of my stuff, if it’s just a text post edited onto a pic, credit isn’t required (but still appreciated)! if it’s anything more complex, please do credit me, preferably with a link back to the original post. i spend way longer on my silly little edits than you’d expect.

you’re welcome to dm me, but please keep in mind that we start off as strangers, so something you think is funny could be misconstrued as rude or confusing on my end. tone indicators are absolutely fine to use if you’d like. conversely, feel free to ask me for clarification on anything you need, i don’t mind! i know i can be hard to read sometimes.

i’d also prefer you have an age (or at least age range or indicator like minor, 20+, etc) listed if you dm me, but obviously you don’t need to tell anyone anything. that’s just for my own personal comfort. i’m fine being friends with anyone, but a friendship with a high schooler would look a lot different than a friendship with someone around my own age.

if you make/find any art or content about worm theory you have to show it to me asap

FAQ;

(something about genshin impact or wuthering waves or zenless zone zero)

please send that to my genshin blog or my wuthering waves blog OR my zenless zone zero blog instead! (@nabumalikata + @threnodian + @nicoledemaras)

(any lore question)

if i know it i’ll go find the source for you. if i don’t know, you can ask anyway and there’s a good chance i’ll go hunt down some answers for you. i love lore. i know everything

how do you make your (edits/gifs/etc)?

for silly edits usually just picsart, but procreate for the more intense ones. gifs i use a yt downloader site, then capcut to edit, then ezgif. videos either splice or capcut. glitters i made a tutorial here, but like, my method is really complicated since i’m always on my phone, so there’s probably an easier way if you have a pc…

can you make a gif/edit/glitter of this?

probably! be specific with what you want— send me pictures or direct links if you can. requests are always open, just keep in mind i may not do every single one i get (but i do tend to do them all eventually).

why didn’t you answer my ask yet?

sometimes i see an ask pop up in my activity feed so i answer it right away. otherwise it has to wait til i decide to open my inbox. if it’s an ask that requires some time, like asking about lore or builds or opinions, it’ll probably take me longer to get to. i’m a busy guy, i work 13 hour shifts irl and have chronic hand tendonitis which makes typing hard. ofc if you’re worried tumblr ate your ask, you’re fine to send another, just please don’t be rude or pushy about it, i promise i’ll get around to it ^^;

(worm theory) actually the noblesse worm died because it had so much knowledge so ratio cant be—

he’s a new worm. aha’s second worm. and, the first worm didnt die because it had too much knowledge, it died because aha took its power away.

do you ship (xyz) / how do you feel about (ship)?

probably sure + fine. i can pretty much get behind anything, i’m a multishipper, fine with poly and switching and whatever. the exceptions are child x adult and shipping family members in a romantic or sexual way. 👎.

this thing you said was incorrect!

woops! it happens. bring a source if you’re gonna correct me though— not cuz i don’t believe you, but because i love being right and need to be right next time. if this is about a theory, though, well… sometimes theories dont turn out right. its not MY fault hsr wasn’t cool enough to make Something Unto Death the corrupted remnant of Mikhail’s soul. whatever… my theory is just better than canon

you tagged a post with (character) but they’re not in it!

ah man. i mass tagged everything and am gradually going back and fixing it… send me a link to the post and i’ll edit it!

i’ll add more as i think of it…

[thecoolerliauditore]

hello this is liauditore welcome to my

TOP 10 WORST SCOTT SMAHOR SKINS

rated with no bias whatsoever I am objective all the time. SUPER serious take this 100% seriously I am sooo serious

10. Tiger Scott (Fantasy SMP)

this is not scott. 👎

9. Shirtless Scott (ESMP 2)

He does not deserve to have pixel nipples. Also this came right after limlife ended so what? Were you too self conscious to go swimming with the other boys? Get a grip.

Positive points to this for not giving him abs though I don't think I could take another one.

8. Secret Life Yellow Skin (Secret Life SMP)

Honestly a toss-up between this and the red skin but I think this is the worse offender. This poor beautiful green skin tainted by the world's ugliest shade of clashing yellow. Someone pissed in his hair. Someone pissed on his shoes.

7. Pirate Scott (Pirates SMP)

Shout out to Scott for seeing the perfect role for himself to play in this world (nepo baby in a setting, pirates, built around themes of classism) and not thinking about the implications of that whatsoever. God this shit was so ass.

Anyway this thing is barely Scott. It doesn't offend me as much as whatever they mutated Martyn into for the sake of this instagram filter esque Aesthetique they were going for but they plucked out his eyelashes and I don't like thinking about that. He looks so angry now and I would be too.

6. Chromia Scott (ESMP2)

I like how Scott's ESMP1 character was like eight pages of fantasy tropes, prince of a kingdom, evil brother, champion of a deity, tragic destiny and forbidden love or whatever and Scott's ESMP2 character was "he likes colours and he likes to play with llamas"

5. Witchcraft Backstory Scott (Witchcraft SMP)

I don't think this guy actually exists I think he's a lie WC Scott tells himself at night oh back when I was young and innocent and blah blah blah

This thing is soulless I think he kills small animals to feel something

Also this is in no ways meant as a serious art critique or anything critique list but I must mention for this skin specifically the shading on his hair and skin does not match the simple (and rlly beautiful imo) texturing on his clothes which ends up making it look like he has some sort of skin disease.

4. Sailor Jupiter Scott (MCC)

Magically becomes a three pixel wide arm instead of a four pixel wide. No one in the world cares except me but it bothers me. He starved himself for this cosplay and I don't agree with encouraging that behaviour.

Anyway Neptune is right there why the fuck are you Jupiter. Even Mercury I could understand or Uranus. Why the fuck are you Jupiter.

3. This New Life Skin that never showed up in his videos (New Life SMP)

Oh New Life what a sad sad end to an SMP. Your run was like the SMP equivalent of the life of one of those abused hamsters. Even sadder was Scott's last three or four episodes where he desperately clung onto the series like trying to put the hamster on life support only for the hospital to say "that's a fucking hamster we're not doing that"

The last few episodes of Scott's NLSMP episodes were just "wow! I am [insert origin here] now!" and he makes a decent looking build that never shows up on camera again themed to whatever he is and then assassin sausage shows up and goes "it's sausaging time" and sausages all over the place and repeat. I really wonder who he commissioned for these skins because it seemed like he got them made on pretty short notice -- and some of these skins are bangers too (cursed doll scott ily)

and then there's whatever the fuck this one is. Girl you look like a genshin impact. I included a back view of this one because genuinely what the fuck is he. What the fuck am I looking at. When he showed up in Owen's videos with this skin he was inchling sized too so it was even harder to tell if what you were looking at was Scott Smajor or a visual glitch.

The elements of this skin are well made, the colours work well and it's consistently textured there's just too much going on it hurts me. Do you really need a boob and a belly window. Do your fucking. Ankles need cutouts. Why are you pink.

2. Tea Party Scott (ESMP2)

I have nothing to say he's just really ugly.

Scott

I hate this thing so much. Look at his cute little cartoony stylized shading. His blue jeans. You look like an early 2000s disney channel reject. You look like the gay rival in a 2010s childrens anime made to sell toys. You look like you're cosplaying as your own 'sona. You look like you use buzzwords like lolita fashion and _____ kei with no knowledge of what those words actually mean. You look like a self insert OC. You look like you have blue hair and pronouns.

This skin actually represents so much of him so well. He's so put together, his outfit is harmonious, he obviously thought about how to style himself. Everything is purposeful, even the shoes. He has a coherent colour palette. This is someone who dresses to communicate a message about himself. Look at me aren't I so cute and approachable and handsome and unintimidating and a little quirky. Look at me I'm so fun and I know what I'm doing. teehee. tiktok,.

0. Liauditore Scott

worst animal on earth.

[leafyduckwebs]

I SEE VENTI AS AROACE TOO AND I KIND OF WANNA SEE WHY YOU DO AS WELL (if you're comfortable sharing!!) GQIDBEKWWJ

We may have different reasons and I'm. I shall explain myself but I see Venti as just very...????? I can't verbalize myself well rn because I just got out of something grueling (and if this fly doesn't leave me alone it had best be prepared to face the wrath of a god.) I see Venti as quite literally just a wisp of wind. A bit of wind. He's a wisp of anemo playing pretend, molding himself into the body of a human he was attached to in some form. He's just very? Non human to me. How would the wind feel attracted to anything? I see him in a similar light to HSR's aeons, more like a concept than a normal person tbh

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER IT'S FINE <333

And Venti shippers are cool no hate, Zhongven comics always make me laugh sjsjsj

YAY SHARED HC SHARED HC !!! You're not even my only genshin friend who's an aroace Venti truther....I'm like a magnet for cool based people,,,,,

Tbh I always viewed Venti as aroace but I didn't realize it for a bit at first. Like whenever I stumbled upon ship art or anything sexualizing him as a new player I was like "Nuh uh 🤨 this is NOT a vibe 😐👎👎 Boo 🍅🍅!!!"

OK YOUR REASONING WITH HIM BEING THE WIND IS SO COOL !! MIGHT STEAL IT IDK. I mainly see him as aroace because I can't see him having romantic or sexual feelings at all tbh. I just do not see it. Also a lot of his character is based of platonic love and I don't wanna overshadow that with shipping. This guy IS platonic love and found family personified. I love seeing art/fics/voicelines/quests/etc that just show him loving everything around him.

To me he loves and adores every Mondstadt character like a parent would with their child because they literally are his children in a way. This man took down a tyrant for his best friend and took on said friend's form so he could create a better future. As a god he literally changed the geography to make his land more comfortable for the people iirc. He loves Aether/Lumine as a friend and will absolutely accept them as one of his own if they wanted. He and Hu Tao are chaos besties fr fr. I don't see him loving Xiao as much, but he does care about him even though they never talk.

Zhongven is the only romantic ship of his I tolerate because they have a very good long standing relationship and old man yaoi is sacred :)

Also this isn't exactly a reason why he's aroace to me, but I don't ship him partly because I don't like some of his fandom. 90% of them are cool ofc, but sometimes genuinely what the hell is even happening over there!? Like after 4.4, some loud xiaoven shippers started harassing xiaoaether artists and that left a bad taste in my mouth for xiaoven permanently tbh. DON'T GET ME WRONG they're generally very cool but every character and ship has unhinged fans AAJKDSLKJD

[baxndaid]

umm soo genshin boys in a basketball game ... what would they do if they saw s/o 🤨😆

#BASKETBALLERA

characters ; CHILDE, DILUC, KAEYA, ITTO, CHONGYUN, XINGQIU, KAZUHA, ZHONGLI, ALBEDO, SCARAMOUCHE, XIAO, AYATO, THOMA, VENTI, RAZOR, BENNET, GOROU (x reader)

prompt ; genshit boys at a basketball game (oh no)

notes/warnings ; crack fic ngl, swearing, emojis, and tumblr's new writing system is so annoying and for what...

‵ actually plays

actually plays yknow... like normally (boring mf) but they come out all sweaty ARF😫

DILUC, CHILDE

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‵ loser who insists on sitting out with you

he just doesnt want to play🥺🥺😇 so he just sits with you in the benches and leans on your shoulder, talking smack abt the other players and how shit they are even tho he. isnt playing⁉⁉🙄 stfu

XIAO, CHONGYUN, AYATO, XINGQIU

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‵ just stands in the middle of the court starting at you

creepy mf...DO SOMETHING 👹⁉⁉⁉ poor guy, he doesnt know tf to do 😢😭 so he just smiles and mouths things to you as his team pushes him around the court,,(his team probably hates him for doing nothing tbh‼‼😫)

ZHONGLI, XINGQIU

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‵ very competitive, probably beats the shit out of people with the basketball to impress you 🙄👎

brutal. hes the type of guy TO LITERALLY NEVER PASS THE BALL🤬👹‼‼ and if anybody even goes NEAR it he shoves them onto the hard ground... (sore loser too...🤮) he probably does that cringe thing where, whenever he scores, he points at you from the audience, like.. idk who you are 😨🤣 embarrassing

CHILDE, ITTO, SCARAMOUCHE, KAEYA

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‵ gets hit in the head with the ball bc he was too busy waving at you

loser‼‼ if u don't win this game don't come home 🤣🤝 (serious) u too pure or whateva ☹🙄 stop waving so u dont get brain damage !!! poor bastard, u gotta kiss him better or he'll whine for the rest of the day abt his "life threatening" injuries

VENTI, BENNET, THOMA, ITTO

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‵ comes up with a whole strategy to show you (but they lose anyway)

mf just sitting there??? doing some algebra and drawing all the positions on a whiteboard like bro... get the ball in the hoop its SIMPLE!!!! he probably sits you down and explains his 2 hour long strategy and by the time hes finished, the game is over 😭🤝 kazuha would probably use his vision to push the ball in the hoop without anybody noticing... like u aint slick 🙄👩‍✈️

ALBEDO, KAZUHA

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‵ goes feral

u might need a rabies shot after this one bae 😨🤨 just goes BARK BAKR WOOF GRRR yknow... 🤨 pet him after pls, he deserves it after biting somebody who took the ball from him😇

RAZOR, GOROU

NAVIGATION ♡