happyanderes · 1 year ago
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⚠︎𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎⚠︎
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☎︎001-001
Yandere!housekeeper x Artist!reader
⚠︎Warnings: Yandere content, drug usage(for sleep), non-consensual touches, reader is a famous artist
Word count: 1.8k
Still getting the hang of writing shorter stuff👉👈
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“I can’t believe you got me a housekeeper!” You yell into the phone at your agent.
“Oh come on! When’s the last time you cleaned your room?” They replied.
“I just removed distractions from my life to keep a clear head! Steve Jobs wears the same-“
“-I’ve heard the same thing enough times already, yes, he removed choices from his life to focus on greater things with that brilliant brain of his, and I’m sure he has a housekeeper to clean out that pigsty of his.”
They say with a sigh, then before you can say anything, they continue.
“I saw how you work before, and you are distracted by your stuff all the time. He’s coming at 3 o’clock.” You check the clock, that bastard, it’s three minutes from now!
You hear the locked door click open.
As you glance at the doorway, you find yourself surprised to see a young male, who looks boyish, as if he’s fresh out of college. His pearly whites are almost glowing as a bright smile can be seen.
Your eyes trail to the bag of cleaning supplies in his bag.
“Great, he’s here……he looks so young, you sure he’s the right guy?” you mutter into the phone.
“Glad that those spare keys work! Now be polite, being a famous artist doesn’t mean you get a pass to be mean to others.” You turn away from the young man and stick your tongue out towards the phone secretly.
“That means no blowing raspberries, see you tomorrow.” And like that, they hung up.
You turn towards the young man, who looks energetic, excited, even, about working here.
“Pleased to meet you! My name’s Kyle!” with a peppy voice, his bright red hair bouncing along with his vivid movements. His pretty green eyes remind you of the shade of sunflower leaves. He reaches a hand out for you to hold.
You did not budge.
All he could do was awkwardly retract his hand.
“I’m looking forward to working in this lovely place!” He still says, with a bit less energy than before, making you almost feel pitying him. Almost.
“My room,” you point at it. His eyes trailed down your arm and to your pointer finger, then to the closed wooden door.
“It’s off limits.” That’s all you said before you sat down in front of your easel and continued working on your piece.
“Make yourself at home.”
You say absentmindedly and insincerely as a yellow stroke of paint spreads on the canvas. You lean back and a frustrated sigh leaves your lips. The phone call gave enough time for your acrylics to dry, thus making it hard to work with to get the result you wanted.
You’ve only laid the base color down, but it’s already clear that you’re drawing a field of sunflowers under a bright blue sky. Fluffy clouds and an ocean of gorgeous yellows simply waiting to be refined and brought to life.
Completely opposite from what you’re feeling.
“Okie dokie!” He said with a little salute, then his eyes scanned the room.
“Well, where should I start?” He asks you.
“Do whatever you want,” you answer. “If you don’t feel like cleaning you can go get a drink to have or something.” You say. You are actually hoping he’d listen and slack off so you’d have a quiet working space, and a reason to fire him, he doesn’t look like someone who’d really do his work anyways.
“Got it!” And then as soon as he said that, he left your house.
You hum now that it’s silent and continue working, thank goodness that went smoothly.
What you didn’t know was that twenty minutes later, you’d have a cup of ice cold coffee pressed to your cheek.
You squeal, as you didn’t expect him to come back, Kyle laughs softly and places the drink in your palms, you wrap your fingers around it out of instinct and look up at him, silently questioning.
“You said to get a drink,” he chuckled as he wiped the sweat on his forehead off with his sleeve, his chest heaving up and down as he puffed out those words. He seems to have run to and from the coffee shop.
“Sorry I was late, had to call your agent to ask what to get.”
You just stare at him, as if he’d grown two heads, then you look back at the coffee, and then to his bare hands.
“Where’s yours?”
Now it’s his turn to be confused, his lips form into a confused little smile.
“Mine……? I thought you wanted the drink.”
All you can do is blink, and look into his eyes, they’re filled with admiration, and an eagerness to please you. Almost like one of your fans you’d meet once in a while. Those fans who want to pry you open and see everything inside. Your frown deepens, but he doesn’t seem to mind as he watches you sip on your drink, with that cheery smile.
You only shrug and ignore him completely as he got to work, touring the house himself because you didn’t bother to.
Through time, you learned to tolerate him, you can’t fire him, not with your agent under his spell and him doing more than he’s paid for, but you begin to spend more time in your own room than outside of it, working nonstop, and by the time the three month monument hits, you finally start to open up just a little bit, mostly because he makes good food.
“Dinner time!” You hear Kyle shout from out of the room, breaking you out of your focus, you did not answer, only washed your brush and headed to your dining room. You always preferred sitting at the bar while you eat your food, the feeling of solidarity is nice. But Kyle tends to take his seat next to you, you don’t know if it’s appropriate, since you’ve never had a housekeeper before, but you’d just listen to him talk and talk and talk as you eat.
You know what your food is going to be, since he came to you this morning about the menu, apparently it’s a rich people thing, to have your personal chef decide the menu depending on your mood. He made you something light, a simple sandwich with freshly made juice on the side as you requested. It’s nutritious, as he says.
You take a bite of the sandwich as you listen to him rambling on about little things he has to say in life, sometimes about his life outside of your house, sometimes about his life inside of your house, but what he says the most is about you, how he’d ask you little questions and tell you some things you might’ve not noticed about yourself.
You usually listen to his ramble absentmindedly, creepy as it is, that’s probably how he became such a good housekeeper anyways. He has the eye of an artist, at least that’s how you write it off as.
The sandwich is on the drier side, so you have to mix it with your juice. It's mixed fruits, tastes like mango and apples, but the color is a bit more on the red side. You wonder what paints to mix to create this lovely shade, almost fitting to draw a sunset.
You feel his gaze on you as the liquid inside your cup decreases, as the drink is finished, you yawn.
Perhaps it’s because your body is getting used to this new balanced and healthy eating habit, you get terribly tired after dinner.
“You can go home for today, I have to—“ you pause for a yawn, “—get some more work done……”
He only chuckles.
“Oh, but you look tired.” He says, holding your arm as you stand up from the chair rather wobbly. You notice a little cut on his wrist, and you mindlessly trace your finger down it. He jolts a bit, but doesn’t pull away.
“This should’ve healed long ago……” you mumble.
“I have a bad habit of picking it.” He laughed it off and places his other palm on your back, it feels unnecessarily intimate, but is what you need when your legs feel so wobbly. What did you do to feel so tired all of a sudden?
“What was in that drink……?” You say, words dragging on.
“Well—“
He wasn’t able to finish, as you fell in his embrace, eyes closed and your breathing even.
“Love, and a special ingredient, might’ve put too much in there this time.” He whispers as he wraps his arms around you and picks you up gently, holding you tightly in his arms and burying his nose in the crook of your neck. He’s in ecstasy as he realized that you are using the shampoo and body wash he got for you. Now the two of you share the same scent.
Slowly, he carries you to your bedroom, this is an emergency, surely it’s good enough of a reason to break your rule?
And he walks into your room with caution, watching his feet as he tries to keep you in a comfortable position in his arms. He loves it when you need him, even though you’re sleeping. As he puts you on your bed, he observes your sleeping face, everything else in the world seemed to have just melted away.
“It’s so worth it, that secret ingredient. I get to see your face so close every night!” He almost squeals, carefully climbing on top of you and brushing his fingers along your jawline. There isn’t any light, only the light from outside of your room, illuminating the rim of the both of you. His breath grows heavy as he feels his cheeks turn hot. Leaning down, Kyle faces you, the distance between is so small to the point he can count your eyelashes, he would if he doesn’t have something else important to do.
“Now you may kiss the bride……” he can hear his own heart pounding in his ears, even if he knows it’s not possible, he imagines you to open your eyes and jump, he’s sure that your budding feelings towards him would perish as soon as you see him straddling you.
Slowly, shakily, he closes his eyes and places a kiss on the lid of your eyes, then on your cheeks, your nose, the corner of your mouth, then finally, your lips. His tongue enters easily, toying with your unresponsive one, the pink muscle almost skillfully maneuvering around in your mouth, something only experience can bring. His grip on your jaw tightens by a fraction as he tugs your jaw down a bit more for better access.
After what felt like forever, he pulls away, desperately gasping for breath. He wishes he doesn’t need to breathe at all, so that he can simply kiss you for the rest of eternity, or at least until you wake up.
He stole a few more kisses, then, he leaves your room, secretly taking note to add less of the special medicine and a bit more of the other special ingredient.
“See you tomorrow.” he says with the biggest smile as he closes the door, leaving you completely in the dark.
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snapbackslide · 1 month ago
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happy october 🎃🏒 | 24.10.01
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pinkd3mon · 1 year ago
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Free them
Day 7 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October
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souenkun · 4 months ago
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Larry's random conversarion lines 🍙
Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!
Random conversation 1:
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Ever since I met a certain individual, I now find myself gazing up at the sky every once in a while. There's scenery you'll never even notice if you stick to flat, well-trodden paths. Just something I've observed. I don't dislike the vast, clear sky... But I don't think I can reach it. It's nice to know that there's something like that out there, though.
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Pasio seems to have many good restaurants. Ah, I'm not asking for specific recommendations, though... I actually enjoy walking around and looking for a place I might like. That's part of the experience. I seek the exceptional only when it comes to food. Pasio has a variety of cuisines to choose from, so it's hard to stick to just one.
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(Player), which do you tend to favor: the exceptional or the average? I was thinking of inviting you to have a meal sometime. Casually figuring out your client's preferences is a special skill that you learn as a salaried employee.
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Lunchtime is one of the few things that a salaried employee like me can look forward to at work... We can decide whether to spend that precious time eating something familiar or trying out a new restaurant. It's not just about the meal. The decision-making process leading up to it is also something to look forward to.
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People, Pokémon... There's no need to overcomplicate things. Nowadays people only seem to want a shock factor. Something weird, something bizarre. When all's said and done, simplicity is strongest.
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You don't necessarily have to follow every instruction from your boss. But I pretend to follow them, at least, so I can avoid hassles later on. That's a technique you can use to get by in the workplace. Keep it in mind.
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I'm here in this famous tourist spot, but I can't really spread my wings while my boss has her eye on me. I guess I'll do what I usually do on my lunch break and find a spot to Roost...
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cryptidram · 1 month ago
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dash when he was visiting his parents during christmas probably
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frau-kali · 9 months ago
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caligvlasaqvarivm · 1 month ago
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Eridan seems like the type to me to say that video games are stupid and then get horribly hooked on one the second he plays
yeah. and unfortunately he would probably be really good at it too :/
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frobby · 2 months ago
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rin 1000000% has a list somewhere of things hes good at that yukio is bad at
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fandomfairyuniverse · 1 month ago
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You know if you think about it the time joke spent at jack’s house is probably the closest he’s felt to being part of a family in least 5 years if not longer. Even if it was in a small way and just for a short period of time. Oh look I made myself sad
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clownsuu · 1 year ago
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I have no clue if tumblr ate the ask or not (if it didn’t, I apologize for the double posting) BUT
BUT
Im glad to see so much art of Robbie getting so many friends who roughhouse with him, especially after the Robbie lore dump (possibly by coincidence? Since it wasn’t here) because he deserves friends who can handle and even match his energy :)))
YEAHHH IM GLAD TOO!! specially for a lonely guy like him,, he’s dumb and sometimes even criminal in what he does, but my golly he’s a really excited and happy guy,,,,,
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slymanner · 1 day ago
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Look all I'm saying is if that a shadow game can work THAT well and be so well designed story wise and gameplay wise
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HE can work
#sonic#silver the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#silver right now is such a open canvas of a character#story wise and gameplay wise#he's been a side character for so long and in the one time he was a main character his whole story was basically axed from canon#he's definitely been explored since then but not to extent we've probably wanted with this character-#and I'm talking mostly game silver cause obviously in IDW and archie he got some LOVE there#even if we never saw idw silver actually explore his good future#which i still think is a shame but also apparently if sega doesn't want that to be explored in a comic and saved for the games then#THEY BETTER EXPLORE IT SOON#and honestly gameplay wise he needs another shot as well#like C'MON his psychic's just needed better...well...PSYCHIC'S TO WORK#can you imagine what cool and fun movement he'd have now that sega is now slowy understanding what kinda stuff they wanna do with#the sonic franchise again and how it should play#i don't know if i should fully expect a silver game at any point#but he should ATLEAST be a second main character in a new game so people can be reintroduced to him and they can cook with him#IM TIRED OF SEEING MY SON GETTING HATED ON OR CALLED LAME#I WANT PEOPLE TO BE REMINDED OR SHOWN HOW COOL AND FUN HE CAN BE WHEN GIVEN THE SPOTLIGHT#archie and idw are the best examples of him as a character#he is a lovable friend and ally#but serious when he can be character#and his powers are literally so COOL AND INHERENTLY UNIQUE AND POWERFUL COMPARED TO OTHER'S IN THE CAST#like when surge saw silver come in casually carrying a large object and she got nervous THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT#THIS MAN CAN BE A THREAT.#okay rant over DHDNDNDB
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grenade-maid · 11 months ago
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Continue to be massively underwhelmed by CSM pt.2 but this page is great because it is absolutely just how little kids talk
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Literally have this exact exchange with some 5 year old in the children's section at least once or twice a month
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smimon · 9 months ago
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okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.
you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together. and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves
Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh
Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo
Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...
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To be continued 😉
#thank you so much 🧡 i was rotating it in my head all this time#sorry it took so long 🙇 (it will take even longer because im planning a continuation)#i did some math and looks like this princess needs at least 4 beds#and there is never enough ideas for giant k 🥺 i feel so moved that people care enough to come up with new stuff for this little series 🙏#thank you#ask#hazzybat#i based them specifically on the 7 Zwerge movie series because the dwarves are average sized men there do you get it#this ask made me rewatch the first movie and it is still so good hdjdhbshdh can i explain who is who? of course i can this is my blog#mikke is tschakko because to me there is some tschakko quality to him. even more so than jere for some reason#and he can carry his cameras in those bags#jesse is brummboss because he's the manager#lärvinen as cookie because if Käärijä has a friend who runs a cooking show then i am making a use of this knowledge#jaakko as sunny because he has this cheerful energy. allu as cloudy because he's always so cool. jukka as speedy because he's a polite fella#häärijä is bubi. the mascot the childish man the little menace#and securityman as ralphie because they are built similar i guess#yee#giant k series#käärijä#rpf#art by op#my art#fanart#also when i watched the movie as a child i always felt so sad about ralphie being constantly rejected#and this might have influenced the way i write giants up to this day. now look. this has come full circle#🥹
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fizzlo-and-the-cubes · 11 months ago
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nonono you guys - q!sneeg is still 2 inches tall he's just piloting a person-sized mech
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mizgnomer · 2 years ago
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Evening Standard - April 17, 2005
At 33 - he celebrates his 34th birthday on Monday - Tennant is one of the youngest actors to tackle the part, giving the time traveler a youthful image. [ Back in 2005, only Peter Davison had been younger than David when he took on the role of The Doctor ]
Doctor Who Magazine - Issue 584 (Nov 2022) - Benjamin Cook
Now 51, David is the third oldest actor to inherit Doctor Who's lead role.  He's four years younger than William Hartnell and Peter Capaldi when they debuted, one year older than Jon Pertwee, and 16 years older than Tenth Doctor actor David Tennant, to whom the Fourteenth Doctor actor David Tennant may be distantly related.  (They look almost identical.) Whew, who are we kidding?  It's him!  The one and only.  David Tennant is back - 12 years, nine months and 22 days after he hung up his Converse and regenerated into Matt Smith.  The world has changed a lot since New Year's Day 2010, but David looks the same.  Maybe he's an actual time traveler.
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David Tennant - one of the youngest AND oldest Doctors!
...for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)
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r3g-p14y3r · 11 days ago
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Okay so. I tried cooking dinner (dumplings) last night. That’s the context. That’s all y’all get—
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