#but i did it for assad

[joanjettenthusiast]

99% of hotel portofino's watchers being iwtv fans is actually hilarious to me sorry

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[knownoshamc]

proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing

[captmuldoon]

hey remember when assad was talking about armand's "looks of love" while looking at eric. can we go back to this for a sec.

[ariaste]

Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

[oscarskirt]

Armand and Santiago - Interview with the Vampire 2x04 "I Want You More Than Anything in the World"

[queer-is-future]

Daniel: why am I not on this list of victims from 1973…

Me, screaming at the tv: YOU SEE THAT FOLDER IN ARMAND’S FILE LABELED “PARAMOURS” DANIEL, OPEN THAT SHIT

[kingpains]

communism voice he's OUR cancelled wife

[randomfandomss]

I'm literally not saying anything but Eric's brain must have really, really short-circuited after that comment from Assad...

It's an excerpt from Eric's book 'Perforated Heart'.

[in-kyblogs]

Assad Zaman as Armand - Interview with the vampire (2022)

[nashvillethotchicken]

Horrific psychological abuse and lynching plot aside, Armand was just not a nice partner to Louis. Always interrupting him, extremely dismissive of Louis’s concerns, super mean about his photography to the point where Louis became extremely insecure about in the span of 2 episodes, super insistent on a serious relationship when that's not what Louis wanted or something that was even feasible for the two of them since Armand slept on the floor with 16 racist roommates who hated Louis bad, mean as hell to his daughter, always made things about himself, stopped Louis from going to Rogets and gwtting his husbands money but had no money of his own, made shitty plays and made louis go see them, like the list is endless.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Assad Zaman as Armand in "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"

[ch3ri-ch3ri-lady]

YK I HAD TO DRAW HIM IN ALL OF HIS FUNKY LITTLE ERAS!!!! Andrei, Amadeo, Children of Darkness, Théâtre des Vampire, and 1970s SF 😎 can’t physically wait any longer to see him commit every crime on screen

[knownoshamc]

Do you want to hear my story?

[xjade-lotusx]

Okay but what if season 3 is all about Daniel hunting down Armand, who keeps avoiding him, but in the process Daniel remembers more and more of his past with Armand and how they were in love and together for 10+ years and then! At the very end of the season Daniel finally tracks Armand down and the first thing he says is like, "Hey, Boss." (iykyk). And Armand basically has an aneurysm because it means Daniel's memory was restored!

[tooteadoo]

tumblrrrrrr ugghhhh look at these photos of assad GOODDDDD i can't believe i'd never seen them before he looks so uguuguggahHAHHHHH