#but i think im funny

[thegeekylady52]

[crvida]

swear to protect your child?? but grover should be at the club

[hotchocolatewithoutsex]

im such a defunctformatpilled Betamaxer

[roskii]

Me when I'm normal.

[skyrim-forever]

I don't blog, I bog

[definitelynotarabbit]

Me at Ensha after he showed up to rob my ass of half the halig tree medallion and I promptly killed the man in three hits: and tell your boyfriend (Gideon the all stinking) if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

Anyways I'm going to be progressing through the rest of this game with the most bullshit cold war between my tarnished and Gideon until he grows a pair and tries to stop me from shoving my staff up the elden beasts nose

[dykedreaming]

imma be real but you really don’t realise the role of underpants in holding up sweats until you start wearing jocks and contemplating if you should wear sweats with a belt

like yeah, wearing jocks? very hot dyke behaviour, feels very sexy, but is it really worth it?

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[meanbossart]

(proceeds to fix him)

[beybuniki]

origin - rising

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[sillyahhchana]

Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[soldierkitten]

anyone still remember this au idea I had? well I didnt (thats why it took so long) I wanted to do something with this au, so here :P

the next one :D

[electricpurrs]

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️