#but i will never swerve

[pen-guin-writez]

me: that moment in twisted (the main theme song thing for twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier) is so real because throughout the entire show ja’far had been willingly accepting all the death threats and insults constantly thrown at him, his only friend is this parrot his dead wife gifted him, i wouldnt be surprised if he’s constantly getting nostalgia of sherrezade, and when the townspeople didn’t hate him, and when he actually had friends. and now, here, in this song, during this very moment, all he can see and hear are people that understand him. ursula, scar, gaston, hook, these are all people that he can actually relate to. all these “villains” that he thought he knew opened themselves to him, and finally revealed the truth about their lives, instead of the twisted take that sherrezade’s story told. people that he could actually consider real friends. but that doesn’t matter anymore, does it? he has to make a choice. his princess’ life is in his hands right now. if aladdin ever got hold of the lamp, who knows what he’d do? oh, let’s face it, everyone knows what his foolish mind is thinking. ja’far could never let that arrogant street rat do what he knew he’d do to his daughter. right, his daughter. it’s crazy you would think that a deeply caring and passionate man would leave his daughter, with no one to look after her in the blink of an eye. but what other choicde did he have? he may not ever see the princess again. he may never actually get his wish of returning his wife and retrieving the happy ending he ever so desired. but how could those thoughts reach his racing mind when all he could think of are ursula’s words. the townspeoples’ words. how much everyone despised him. so if he couldn’t live happily ever after with his loved ones... might as well give up his life for them. because mortal life isn’t worth living if he the ja’far everyone only ever saw... was twisted.

my two brain cells: 

my two brain cells: jesus christ...

[tech-obssessed-shark]

SWERVE PICS FOR MY BELOVED SWERVE FANS

yes I stole them all from my pinterest board yes BUT THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE HIM THE WORLD NEEDS TO WITNESS THE GREATNESS OF SWERVE

[suitsofarmour]

I was looking in mtmte for drawing refs of a specific hand angle and i’m going insane because

has Swerve always had 4 fingered hands???

HUH

HAS HE HAD 4 FINGERS THIS WHOLE TIME??

[sergle]

I know that animation in big blockbuster films is like not ever supposed to look good anymore and whatever, like it's almost intentionally bad, but from an artistic standpoint, can you imagine how hard it would have slayed if they made the minecraft movie purely with pixel animation?

[swervemeister-art]

I had fun painting up this old toy car I had into S&M's Desoto!

[enbyblades]

*squidward voice* we serve catboys here sir...

[toomanybrainrots]

Another request that decided to poof in my face. I really wanted to do this one cause I am a SUCKER for height difference. One of my favorite things. Plesse, if any of you have a request that involves height difference, sned it in and I am perfectly happy and willing to do it if it is in my abilities

A/N after writing this: So, uh, somehow Cygate crept in. So, yeah, Cygate’s here too

Warnings: Male Reader, reader is referred to with male adjacent things, called ‘mech’ and/or male pronouns

Swerve with a Male Cybertronian S/O that’s much more taller than him

Swerve loves his tall husband

Swerve honestly had no idea how you got together in the first place

He was…well, he was himself. And you were a tall, handsome, beautiful bot

And somehow he managed to pull you.

Anytime you and Swerve wanna talk, you either need to be sitting down, crouching, pick him up in your arms, or he has to crane his neck down

You both decided that you picking him up was the best option

You liked hearing him talk as you carried him around in your arms. Honeslty, it was both a wholesome and funny sight to outsiders

You had a fond smile on your face as you listened to Swerve talking, gesturing animatedly as you carried him thrugh the hallways.

You always loved hearing your dear conjunx talk while he was in your arms. It was your favorite thing to do in any cycle.

You let out a chuckle when Swerve cracked a joke, enjoying the lovely goofy grin he had.

He and Tailgate now have much more to talk about now after you got together

And that much more are their lovely conjunxes, you and Cyclonus

They both gush to each other all the time, even if you and Cyclonus are right there. Neither of you are complaining or saying anything though

They both love their tall husbands very much

[padmesbox]

Hangman Page birthday week → Day five: Favorite PPV match

Texas Death Match: Full Gear 2023

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[stinkbrat]

i also played a lot of gg this winter and played robo ky for the first time and holy shit lmao

[hopkei]

Kentaro-senpai, please take good care of Yusei~

[muffin-man-marq-lynch]

maniac.mov - a strickpage fanvid

the 'go home to your wife' promo rewired my brain

[hheckkingart]

OPswerve my beloved

This is a collab with @theartforest! I drew and colored the characters and they did the space and post-processing!

[elitehoe]

Also Hangman's gear is so cool and symbolic, like his whole world is up in flames because of Swerve, and he's making it everyone's problem as he should

[asenkaengel]

THAT SEGMENT!!!

HANGMAN'S PROMO

SWERVE'S ACTING!!!

HANGMAN SITTING THERE CALMLY WHILE LIGHTING THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!!

SWERVE REALIZING HE CREATED A MONSTER!!

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 2, tinyass RID2015 3x25 screenshots continued. because I mean just LOOK at Percy, he's definitely killed a man before

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)