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#but it was worth it 🤠
nox-ceur · 16 days
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Me: oh I’m feeling much better than I have been, my stomach bug must be gone
Me, literally hours later: *drinks coffee on an empty stomach*
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benjamingates · 5 months
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after 6+ years of not keeping up with dan and phil i’ve been sucked back into watching their content just in time for them to NOT upload a new “what dan and phil text each other”
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pasta-pardner · 1 year
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he and his horse have the same startled expression here
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chronicowboy · 9 months
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who wants to see what i bought at the thrift shop yesterday?
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johnbleepingzoidberg · 3 months
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cried for a bit, now i feel nothing. time to get back to work
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18 is the most common legal drinking age in the world. There's less than 20 countries where the age is 21 and well over 100 where it's 18
OH okay gotcha!
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lunasilvis · 4 months
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The masculine urge to be strong, consistent and vigorous (physically, mentally, emotionally) and provide (financially, basic needs, shelter, love) as an adult, who grew up in a wrecked and abusive home which then slashed gnarly tears in my spirit (and the life-long desire to have these gaps softened by real love)
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hotcinnamonsunset · 1 year
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there better be a ‘saddle up partner’ or ‘ante up cowboy’ or ‘first time at the rodeo?’ coming from eddie to buck at this poker game shindig
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godofsmallthings · 2 years
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so. i fear i have girlbossed too close to the sun and lost my wallet <3
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onmidnights · 11 months
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me planning to fly out to another country just to see miss taylor swift
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oujibaka · 1 year
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in what i can only conceptualize as a bout of divine madness i have started and completed an entire page of a comic in a single day.
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shigure · 2 years
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the way i see it even if cost of living were static the pressure of minimum wage jobs needs to decrease. don't know if i'll ever fully be over my last job which by all means should have been simple customer service and instead was a full year of mental torture between being nitpicked by my boss and by customers AND still being given bigger and bigger tasks including straight up doing my boss's taxes for her. like minimum wage meaning minimum effort should not be controversial.
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fraldarrius · 2 years
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my job sucks and i hate my life rn but i have a phone interview for a full time position at a pet food store tomorrow so pls send good vibes 🥲
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boyobjectifier · 2 years
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it’s hilarious that i got my first hate anon earlier because i commented on a friend’s reaction to getting hate anons 💀
also it wasn’t even creative!!!! how genuinely unfortunate. 😪
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faithisland · 2 years
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damn I'm disabled as hell but I still somehow just picked up my partner and carried her across our apartment
blessss T for giving me so much latent muscle for nothing 😩
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darkurgetrash · 1 month
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The DND campaign I’m in is having a “star-themed ball episode” today and I’m hyped! I play my cute little nerd halfling Amanita but, of course, I had to also draw a beautiful gown for my other man — the one, the only, Billy Joe Bob Ghost Hunter Mcree! 🤠👏
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He’s based on those American reality TV shows of hillbilly men hunting cryptids. 😮‍💨 see: Mountain Monsters.
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