#but it's still weird

[i-prefer-base-twelve]

my toxic trait is that it really weirds me out when characters on TV say "I love you"

[laziarteest]

Will I ever not be distracted by the flashback to young Lloyd in Dragons Rising where the voice is technically wrong U-U

[everybodylovesmusiala]

three bayern matches in a row without jamal starting just feel wrong

[vigilantdesert]

Would it be weird.... If I had a totk verse for Bosa

[breadedsinner]

Hey maybe worry more about school than... whatever this is.

[kateeorg]

Percy Jackson Book Series: *Takes place almost entirely during summers, with the climax of the first book taking place on Summer Solstice.*

Percy Jackson Disney Series: *Releasing its first season right before the Winter Solstice*

Me: ???????

[extemporary-username]

Chigüiro

@starkeeper-the-storyteller

[teddybasmanov]

ASMR roleplay tags in which my presence is noticeable: Hollow_VA, ZsakuVA, Jimち ASMR.

ASMR roleplay tags in which my presence is absolutely absent: Redacted ASMR/Audio.

[sparkinghare]

Shout-out to the time I was walking home and someone left a sewing machine out on the sidewalk

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[myname-isnia]

Apparently my phone notes app has a limit of 16000 characters and I just reached it lmao

[sorry-i-call-it-soccer]

It's weird seeing France without hugo 😔

[ink-man-sam]

Father told me that he would like to grope my ass today

This family is a fucking prison

[snek-panini]

Printing a new book and my title page is streaky. Only the title page, even though there are images throughout. Why. Why is it doing this.

[doggirlhen]

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee