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jennhoney · 2 years

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I think the state of Iowa just sent me a, ~have you considered getting married because that would solve all of *our* problems with you Jennifer~ letter.

#this grant could have fed people #im in an Austen novel #like damn Iowa. wish I could be Charlotte Lucas for you #but I am Miss Bates #jennhoney personal log #anyway I have qualified for some food benefits #but they sent no card to use those benefits #I am safe for now #but my god this is all bullshit #give people food #it’s that simple really #because the hoops that I had to jump through in my relatively easy process. people could have died. and clearly have died waiting for help

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ping-ski · 29 days

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speak no evil, see no evil, hear... all evil???

@lilakwii i hope u enjoy this little gift since u like sun so much hehe :3

LDR belongs to @spadillelicious !

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waitineedaname · 19 days

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"hualian invented love" well bingqiu invented telling your partner that if you were his mother you wouldn't have aborted him even if it killed you, so. im not sure what that is, but bingqiu sure invented it

#svsss #their freudian bullshit knows no bounds #i was gonna include a screenshot of that passage but i forgot it's like a whole page long oh my god #sqq really needed to get that monologue out there #i like to joke about the abortion love confession but that's because if i start thinking about it too hard i get emotional #bc on the surface it's like haha sqq is comparing himself to his mother and saying he wouldn't abort him #but then in reality it's him telling lbh just how loved he is and wanting him to know he's cared for #the fact that he's alive at all is proof that he was loved #and making it clear that he loves lbh to the point that he'd let that love kill him #god. i need to lie down.

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months

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also in the face of people deleting their blogs, that's another reason why you guys are supposed to reblog stuff. if somebody deletes a post, your liked version will disappear, but the reblogs remain. i'm insane about preservation and archival, every single piece of art i have ever enjoyed is reblogged on my 450k+ posts main account so if the artists leave I still have their work. i even tag things (though just with the main fandom tag) so I have years and years worth of fanworks saved that the terrible general site search will never show you.

please reblog art. not just to support the artists who make it and share their efforts, but also so you have your own copy of their works saved for yourself, and the future users of this site.

#reblog art #artist support #so basically if you dont reblog art i do not want to hear you complaining about your fav artists deleting and leaving lol #if you used this site like you were supposed to it would be at least Slightly less of an issue because you'd still have it all #save the shit you like!!! i never delete my art personally but i Want my art to be out there. just in case something happens to my blog #save my art. save everything. just dont upload it to entirely different websites like instagram cuz that makes u a prick #if your favorite artist deletes tomorrow. what evidence do you have that they were here at all?#reblog. for the love of god reblog #i lost so much great art from deviantart thanks to eclipse and the Al bullshit that i didn't save. but on tumblr i dont have to worry abt i

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hoaxghost · 1 year

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A lil hair length swap doodle!

#splatoon #callie #marie #squid sisters #ooohh my god i have such a horrible fever atm this week has sucked #i have lost track of time so badly i did this pic while me n the friends were watching hnibal #those damn nightmare sequences turned my frail head into a tizzy i kept reading numbers on all these clocks falsey #bullshit to endospilitiwhatever its called try having a sinus infection and fever in 27 degree weather i am dying scoob

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ladybeug · 8 months

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the other day at work i saw someone with platform uggs. just thought you might enjoy that

Thats it. Thats the comic. Im using that horror movie technique where its scarier if you don't see the monster.

anyways this is such a throwback. you always send me the shit that somehow makes me laugh, I am remembering a specific one that I swear was ten years ago. anyways

#posting bullshit like this is always a leap of faith #i draw this stuff and think this time its too stupid #but if i cant be my true stupid self on my own stupid fandom tumblr then really what is there for me #ladybugg #I opened that tag to put it in this post and forgot i drew SO MUCH stuff about it #god the stupider an AU is the more fucking nuts i go with the content #any time i have an emotional AU you guys get like 2 pieces of content at most. I keep all the juicy shit in my head.#but if I think about them wearing uggs? you get a nonstop barrage #my art

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toytulini · 1 year

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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mblue-art · 11 months

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hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am)#'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute'#anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji)#pocky #CM

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pinkmirth · 5 months

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handsomeeeee ❤︎

#my original husband coming back to rot my brain #i need this man all over again . . . good god #wanna ride him from sun-up to sundown . want him fucking ne till we’re BOTH trembling #*ME #back in my reiner bullshit for the first time this year #꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱#ৎ୭ ⨾ reiner.ᐟ #꒰ঌ AoT.ᐟ ໒꒱#reiner braun #aot reiner

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softcenteregg · 2 years

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-faith & reverence-

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ganondoodle · 1 year

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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

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fate-defiant · 6 months

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🦋~I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me I want to drown in this moment of captivation~🦋

(I fucking did it dear god that was so many fucking layers)

#princess tutu #ahirue #ahiru #duck #rue #fanart #my art #this was by all means supposed to be a quick shitpost #but then I was looking at the sketch and the flats #and was like “this is bleak. dismal. i can do More”#so i did it for realsies and look how pretty it turned out #it feels good to complete something #i havent done that since like 2020?...21? i dont remeber 💀#and i can't lie i had fun figuring out the shading on the hair and skin #it was very fun #i mightve drowned this in way too many glowy effects though. i tend to do that a lot #but I decidedly do not care look how dope all that glitter is this was so fuuuuuun #if the lighting seems bogus no it isnt and bullshitting the light source is an honored artistic tradition. so #do not @me about anything ever #god tumblr nerfed the image quality so much #i was gonna upload this as JPEG but that looked even worse than this #well whatever. whatever #hitting post now good night IM DONE. 10 HOURS BABY I DID IT ITS A FINISHED ILLUSTRATION WHOO HOOOOOOOO

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chickenoptyrx · 9 months

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I was watching the grinch with my brother this morning and all I could think was how Broly is essentially the grinch and trunks is a lil Cindy Lou

An annoying kid badgering some bitter loser into being slightly less of an asshole? ... yeah I can see it :Þ

#ngl im assuming you mean the jim carrey 1 #since cindy lou doesnt really have a personality or do much of anything innthe original #aaaaanndd iv never been able to sit through the 2018 one #my bullshit #ask #btw dont expect me to do much holiday stuff guys :U #s'not my bit #but i like this idea :]#broly found a Christmas tradition he actually likes #god its like the lengths cat owners hafta go to ta keep the lil bastards from wrecking all their decorations #all evil bastards are just cat-coded

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ruvviks · 2 years

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HADES ➤ [12/?]

#hades #hadesedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #aartyom #swordcoasts #userarklay #userbrujah #usercoffeebucko #userkarlo #usermorvaris #userredacted #usersteelport #nucleargifs #*h #back on my gifmaking bullshit sorry </3 i have my laptop back so i can be annoying again did y'all miss me #fun fact all gifsets of the gods thus far have been the same dimensions so aphrodite is just very tiny

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stormxpadme · 4 months

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Anyone's sent today's Wolverine issue to Brevoort yet? You know since he keeps on yapping how the throuple is lacking evidence especially in recent issues LOL. This is exactly what the starving throuple fans deserved. It's not EVERYTHING of course, because this is still Marvel, but you can read it however you like and they didn't just retcon it from orbit as was at some point rumored. These panels make me mighty emotional, and now I'm ready to write ALL the throuple and scogan things for pride month :D.

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son1c · 1 year

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shadow describing that one unfinished/decaying shatterspace as a "cruel" torture zone... really gets me because it means that he cares. not just about the world in general but about the people in it. he has friends too and seeing the ghost of rouge repeat herself endlessly and never be able to see him even when he stands right in front of her... yeah that is cruel.

#after all that bullshit about how ''team dark aren't friends >:/'' by sega i was genuinely #taken aback when he said that like oh my god. acknowledgement? of shadows positive feelings towards earth and its people????????#a blatant statement that he CARES?????????????#more of that please and thanks #sonic prime spoilers

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