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ancientbread · 2 years

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The hunger games: capitalism pits individuals against each other in order to prevent us from uniting against the systems in power that maintain our oppression

teen dystopian YA for the next decade: light hair good boy 😍??? Or dark hair bad boy 🫣😈😈

#I’m turning off reblogs bc y’all are getting in fights #the hunger games #katniss is actually such a well written character all things considered #She’s socially incompetent and rude and also the only female character I could relate to as a kid #Those books didn’t radicalize me at age 11 for everyone to lump them in with divergent smh

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zarla-s · 11 months

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the instincts remain...

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#undertale #handplates #asgore #gaster #z art #z comic #totally appropriate thing to do to your adult roommate #only asgore or toriel could get away with this #it is pretty rude to light up with someone right next to you #even if monster cigarettes aren't harmful to monsters (?)#he has DONE the SCIENCE

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jeeaark · 1 month

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The End

Never had my max level 12 ass been more humbled than trying to complete that Nightmare of a Haunted House Quest during the Patch 0 days. Back when those friggin' cursed skulls were indestructible and hurt.

Every other Act 3 quest: Full-on Limitless Confidence, No strategy?Not fully rested? No worries, we're practically gods.

This Artist quest????: Put the fear of TPK back into me. What a wild Quest. I loved it. Shame they nerfed it. Truly the Ultimate DND experience.

Was the last quest I completed before the finale. Fitting to have the last reward be a painting of you. Real nice of the game to allow you to acquire a permanent physical copy of the 'old' you, just moments before becoming the 'new' you. Something real to hold onto instead of only having the memories of who you were before. A tribute to your past and a reminder of 'who are you?' in case you started to...forget. Fucked me up y'all, had to turn the bittersweet thought into something more wholesome.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #laezel #greygold #squid greygold #I had the portrait bit sketched out before the epilogue; recently added the beach bit. felt right to conclude story this way.#Greygold's only spooky because burglars can't see shit in the dark and Greygold keeps forgetting to turn on the lights at home for burglars #Is it rude to detect thoughts a dude? not as rude as burglaring a squid-dude's home.#Minsc in the Guild has done wonders for the crime organization and caught criminals #Thanks for reading Greyg's story; It's been a mind blast <3

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mccromy · 22 days

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Shang Qinghua: "I could fix him" this "I could make him worse" that.

Shang Qinghua: well I made him, I crafted him to be an ASSHOLE with trust issues and it makes me so hard my brain shrivels up when I see him cause all the blood shoots straight up to my dick so fast it HURTS. do NOT try to change him he's perfect <3

Shang Qinghua: I want to kill him so bad sometimes ngl lol what a prick. Spoiled brat. I'm this 🤏🏻 close to unionizing. He might kill me for trying lol so I'm not gonna

#moshang #mip #sqq: and you call *me* a freak #sqh: I made mbj to be my ideal man. i made lbh to be a maniac with more dick than brains and his brain is the size of a house #sqh: with an addictive personality and attachment issues #sqh: you saw him and said ''is anybody gonna raise that?'' and didn't wait for an answer #sqh: then you died twice for him and married him #sqh: bro i think we both live in glass houses idk why you're mad #sqq: um. rude. binghe is perfect and his only flaw is his massive penis. i don't see your point #Shang Qinghua

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sylthespren · 1 year

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my favourite thing about hannibal as a character is that he operates on fey rules. here is a creature who wants to eat you. open his mouth and you will find lacefine rows of needle-sharp teeth. he’s a ghoulish, antler-clad thing that wears human skin and dances to our tunes.

and i think you know on some level, facing him, that he wants to eat you, so aware of his appetite. but, if you follow his rules, his hospitality; if you are polite and interesting and if you say all the right things… you’re suddenly a precious thing to him. and his love is terrible, but if you have it he will do everything but eat you.

he’ll lather you in blood, he’ll drop his soul-stealing morsels into your mouth. he might even grant you a wish.

#that’s the horror of him #he’s a fey creature only bluntly forestalled by laws and morality #but BOUND inextricably by the laws of beauty #he wants things to be beautiful and would never sully a beautiful thing (you) with rudeness #and that’s why he’s terrifying!#hannibal #nbc hannibal

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menlove · 4 months

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exciting post from james menlove ur local beatles rpf mutual but i'm sooo curious on where this tide has shifted over the last few years bc i remember 2016 when it was world-ending discourse

#i'm somewhere between yes but only if neither has expressed discomfort and i don't care if it's ethical fasdfasdf #like it CAN be very harmful (see like dan and phil) esp w smaller time creators and stuff #but when it comes to 81 year old billionaries....... man. i dont care #but i think in cases where people are specifically like hey this makes me mega uncomfortable #continuing on is just sadfasfd rude as hell honestly #(also re dan and phil i dont mean the current fandom)#(i mean like 2012 era that sent dan into a spiral rip)

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Family Trip

Danny loved her, like a sister, a daughter or something in between, but Ellie was happy as long as he was there to take care of her. She felt protected but couldn't stay forever.

She had already explored the whole world, and as interesting as the Infinite Realms seemed in reality they didn't interest her that much. Ellie was sure she needed to go further, but she didn't know how to let Danny know. So she simply told him straight out, that the universe they were in was no longer enough for her.

Danny accepted it, and told her that there were many other universes that she could explore, he told her that Clockwork had told him about some of them. Ellie was excited, she could travel more, but for the first time she hesitated, and realized that she didn't want to travel alone.

She asked Danny if he wanted to travel with her and he gave her the flattest look in existence.

"Obviously I'm going to travel with you" he said. And that was that. No discussion, no questions asked.

They both packed a couple of backpacks as if they were going hiking and asked Clockwork. He just tossed them Dan's thermos before offering them a method of travel. Danny frowned but opened the thermos anyway and dragged Dan with them as he yelled about injustices and upset families.

They ended up in Gotham, in front of a man with a helmet and a guy dressed as a stoplight. Danny waved and asked them for a chat (he probably wanted to ask for directions) while Dan sulked in the back. Ellie looked at the architecture curiously.

Unfortunately for Danny, the stoplight guy pulled out a sword and the helmet guy pulled out a gun. They both looked tense as they looked between the three of them. Danny frowned (his green eyes glinting with annoyance) before nodding towards Ellie and Dan and disappearing.

Thus began their vacation in a world where everyone wanted to shoot them; Danny felt at home, Dan wanted to steal an exotic candy called crypto-something and Ellie was happy to explore.

Their family trip had officially begun.

#dpxdc #immortal danny #Danny has wanted a vacation for a while #Another universe was the perfect choice #Ellie is happy not to travel alone for once #Dan doesn't want to be there #Technically he is reformed but sometimes he has fits of anger and they lock him up as punishment #He doesn't care too much about it #they let him out after he calmed down #But he did not want to participate in the trip #dp x dc #dc x dp #Jason and Damian only saw three floating non-humans with lazarus eyes so they panicked #Dan is definitely going to steal kryptonite just because it looks interesting #and delicious #Danny sees the trip as a family trip and is willing to see all the good places #although he is going to avoid rude people who keep pointing guns at him #Clockwork sent them to the DC dimension on purpose #he hates them for destroying themselves so much and he knows that his pseudo-children are going to give them a headache.

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rocketbirdie · 17 days

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ready to call it a day?

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#closure (and lack thereof).#(let's be real here this was just an excuse to draw reno on his hands and knees with rude staring at his ass end)#ffvii #reno of the turks #rude of the turks #cissnei #kunsel #<- he's here. he's always here. it's only a matter of time before he finds you.#my art <3

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kastillia · 5 months

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#leo #leo fire emblem #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #fe fates #um. i started this bc i was mad at feh. that's all #leo i'm so sorry feh is so rude to you #king of my heart <3 #is this why feh won't take him seriously. bc he's not a king #give us post-birthright leo then. give me king leo #only suzuki rika is allowed to draw him though #i hate feh i'm gonna keep playing until its eos smh #my art

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dear-ao3 · 3 months

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why do i like going home so much? well i was walking around town with my mom and my sister and they both decided that my haircut is terrible and i need to get layers (which admittedly i’ve been considering) so they somehow dragged me into the local hair salon and the hairdresser we know was so affronted by my hair and the fact that i didn’t have layers and was “wasting my hairs potential” that she pushed back her next client to shove me in the chair and give me layers all the while every member of my family walked over one by one and told me that this was such a great idea and then the hair dresser insisted that she also blow dry my hair so that i know how to do it but had to take her next client in the middle of my shit show walk in appointment so now i’m sitting in a hair salon with my hair half dried on fourth of july weekend in the middle of a small town in new jersey and listening to the gossip and all the people that are coming through and who’s doing what and where when and why

#no i’m not complaining this is hilarious #this only happens here and iykyk #if a single one of you is like um actually this is not ok and rude!!! no ur wrong this is the funniest and best thing that’s happened to me #not a tag #from saph

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dvnieldraws · 10 months

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coolest kid in the tubbo chunk [q!sunny]

#my art #artists on tumblr #artist #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunnysideup #q!sunny #q!sunnysideup #qsmp eggs #q!eggs #i think shes sweet idk why ppl are rude to her :(#q!tubbo #q!tubbo def sewed the lil patches on her coat #i think he tried to find her a pink princess dress but she liked a plain green dress that is the same shade as tubbos shirt (in my design)#ALSO #sorry for weekend art spam lol i only get motivation on the weekends

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pencil-amateur · 7 months

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I think the part where lisa is like "you probably didn't even drive back when you were alive. you probably rode on one of those bicycles with the big stupid wheel in the front" and the creature looks at her and she's like "you did" is really funny

#she's so rude. I love her #personally I think he died around 1889 at around 19 because I like the idea that he came back a century after death #so if that's about when he died he would've been around to see both penny farthings and the beginning of commercial cars #take my headcanon with a grain of salt though because there's probably a more accurate way to figure out when exactly he lived and died #I've just only seen the movie once lol #lisa frankenstein #lisa swallows #the creature #creature swallows #EDIT apparently he died 1837 so he would not have ever seen one of those #look at this guy. he doesn't even know what a bicycle is

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lolli-popples · 6 months

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Six the musical but instead of King Henry's 6 wives, it's Scott Smajor's 6 Life Series allies.