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field-guide-to-mud · 1 year
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a thousand miles down to the seabed
found the place to rest my head 🐋
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v4ampbabe · 12 days
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。‧˚ʚINTRO POSTɞ˚‧。
welcome to my little cyberscape i abuse every 5 minutes seven hours a day ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹
after starting to interact more with people here i thought an intro page would be very much appreciated. i go by deia or darky though i haven’t used the latter one in yEARS
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minors; bigots; age players; “maps”; extremist christians; any sort of phobes, incels or ableist creeps; right wingers; pro-lifers; pro ed blogs
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⋆。‧˚ʚABOUT ME ɞ˚‧。⋆
i’ve been on tumblr for 10 years, but only started being more active this past year after a really rough time; i’m turning 23 this winter and will start my master’s degree in clinical psychology soon; i’m balkan!(have fun figuring which kind while i drink from my goblet of blood); still feel stuck in 2014 (my prime); horror media is a big part of my personality so im a big nerd when it comes to that; have a visceral feminine need to self insert myself in every piece of media i consume (and i never do it in a healthy way); my pronouns are she/her/xe but i don’t really mind if y’all use any others; im bi with a heavier preference for girls
i used to have many hobbies like drawing, reading and writing fanfiction, but uni burnt me out so badly i barely pick them up; i’m drawing like once in a while, rarely writing and sometimes i pick a book if my eyes don’t hurt so much lol
i’m in a bunch of fandoms i talked about here before, but right now i’m hyperfixating on creepypasta again (they bring me lots of nostalgia and comfort)
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stuff i like (a lot):
gothic literature
horror media (books; movies; games anything)
merlin and ahs
baldur’s gate3
2014 lmao i wish i would go back and be emo again (i will)
alt music
stuffed toys and monster high dolls
flip phones
autumn and my edgy sweaters
dark make up
dnd
roleplay
watching movies over discord with people (if we’re moots i’m BEGGING you!!!)
zelda games (only played OOT and Majora’s Mask on my nintendos)
dark romance (stay down and put the gun away please i am literally just a girl)
taking silly personality quizzes!
if it wasn’t clearly enough – yapping; i talk a lot.
extra fun facts about me: i have stargardt, severe allergies, myopia and look like a stereotypical annoying nerd (which i am); if there is something i miss more than anything on the internet is baptismonfire’s content
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⋆。‧˚ʚ SOCIALS ɞ˚‧。⋆
instagram
letterboxd
spotify
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t3tr0m1n0 · 1 year
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the merlin-mars meetup. set somewhere within the broader hhvcd canon/multiverse/whatever we want to call it, and in a library. features very little foreboding content. keyword: mundane.
will be available to read on ao3 once they get their pussy-ass servers back, and just below the cut once you click on it. enjoy.
Merlin hopes they aren't taking up too much space in the isle as they pop the book open to read its inside cover. The other guy in the stacks is there, and that's about all xe can think to observe about him.
"…Fourth wall breaking…" shy almost unconsciously comments aloud, once finished reading the blurb. Their instincts will take them next to maybe flip it open to a random page or just put it back on the shelf, neither of these possibilities capable of rhyming or reasoning with the other, conflicting in time-static limbo until the stranger intercepts the present.
"Hey, um, I've read that book before. I liked it a lot. Do you want me to recommend it to you?" He might be speaking nervously, it's not like ze's ever been able to tell.
Merlin's mind tries working fast. "Sure." There you go. "Uh, I guess, start with the philosophy stuff?" Working the book back to being cover-open takes 2nd priority as ey speak. "Like what is there to this? This is nonfiction, so I guess it's a bunch of exposition, or…?" They leave that openness to their dialogue in the hopes that their meaning gets across.
He's quick to pick up the conversation, at least. "Oh, yeah, it's kind of a primer on the schools—the history of western philosophy."
"Not the eastern and the whatnot."
"Ha, yeah, more the stuff that started in ancient Greece."
"Yeah, I," hy takes a second to really get the words ready for execution, "I'm not familiar with philosophy much at all, but that doesn't mean I haven't had a debate in a forum before, at least."
Fingers crossed, he can breeze through the non sequitur and keep with the topic of conversation— it's what Merlin always hopes for, even though it feels like it has little reason to expect it from people.
"Yeah, well," he continues, "there's more to it, also. Because the book has sort of a main character, who interacts with a lot of the exposition-ing—"
"Expositing?" He ignores them.
"There's kind of a philosophical debate that happens about all the philosophical debate."
"Ah, well, nonfiction with a- a narrative character, I know that can happen. I've seen it before." It's really something of a nothing response, and also, again, one ze hopes he doesn't inquire towards.
"Yeah, because the main character has, I guess, her own opinions and her own life and things, that's where the 4th wall-messing with reality stuff comes in. It gets really weird."
Merlin thinks such a description seems a little incongruous with the picture of nonfiction text that exists in their head, and that's a good thing. "'Kay then. I think that was what was gonna get me to try out this book, if anything."
This may be the moment when xey become the dominator of this conversation. What an odd thing to reflect on; they continue, "So are you, like, a librarian, anyway? Do you work here, I mean." He laughs a bit. "I don't mean that in a bad way," ve follows up, just to be polite.
"No, but like— I am a librarian, I just don't work here." He comes off like he could live his entire life between these shelves.
"Oh."
"I work at one of the Universities of Maryland," he speaks on with a tone that's fully shaping up to be earnest.
"Out of state. I, uh, 'm also not from here— I'm from California."
He stays receptive. "Ah, well, if it were the case that we were both locals, then we could see each other again; you could tell me how you liked the book."
"Normal librarian and patron stuff." It meant for that to come out as a question. "Um, however, we could," Merlin shifts the book around in their hands, closing it, then pulls their drawstring back to the front, "well, okay, give me a sec— don't mind me."
Ze pushes on, backing out of the stacks and planting the bag & book firmly on the nearest table. Their modus operandi is to waste as little time as is necessary; as soon as a notebook is lifted from, they're flipping it open, grasping for a pencil from their pockets and talking again.
"This paper has stuff on it, but, eh, I don't mind. You have email, right?" Truly, xe pauses for a response, sparing a couple looks at him as xe rips out the leaf of paper.
"Ah, damn," ey mutter carelessly with it tearing unevenly.
"Yeah, okay. This has my email address on it. So you can get ahold of me."
He takes it with one hand and then trades it for the other's cane. "Oh, sounds good." Reading it before getting straight into the file compression & storage shows him the patient stranger is merlinenilrem @ inself.net.
If he were to keep up reading while he folds it, he'd get even more incomprehensible, self-justified things, but instead he chooses dialogue. "Sorry about making you take out a page from your notebook."
"Eh, no. I've got plenty. Notebooks, I mean."
"I'm Mars, by the way."
"Oh. And I'm Merlin. Good to know, uh, your name."
Mars nods, a soft affirmation. "So, I think I'm going to go back to looking for a book," he says in all good faith.
"Right," replies Merlin, "then I guess I'll get to reading this one."
A beat, so it's clear Mars & Merlin can't stop the other from going off on their own lives. "Thanks, by the way."
"No problem." Merlin doesn't see him exit and he's not exactly gone.
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patchdotexe · 2 years
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re: max blorboposting:
unsurprisingly, I Would Like To See It (dont worry if not! no pressure)
time for some very delayed blorboposting. i hope everybody's ready to learn about blaseball
this is Wyatt Mason X, aka MaX:
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and xe is an echo of the original Wyatt Mason, who was a sub-par batter for the LA Tacos until they picked up a Microphone that broke reality, wiped them from existence, and gave them godlike power on Twitter. (look blaseball plot is hard to summarize im doing my best here). after the Microphone broke 11 seasons later, 14* copies of Wyatt appeared on a bunch of teams and basically had a "uh. what now?" moment. and then most of them also got wiped out of existence when coming into contact with the other Wyatts under specific circumstances.
*(site-canonically 13 but vix is real in our hearts)
xe is my favourite blaseball player, the first one i contributed lore to, the one i rp'd on twitter for a year, and the one i will gush about when given the opportunity. so below the cut is a LOT of words.
an important thing about the Big Garage's sound system is that we did some shit to it. we're the music team, we do band stuff, and we also do sound-based necromancy. so a teenager that is literally an echo of somebody turned into a person getting stuck in our sound system.. does things! like mess with the whole "coming into existence" part. the physicality of the other Wyatts varies but MaX has the fun property of only kinda being solid? xe's very visually glitchy, sometimes clips through objects, may not have actual flesh, and xer bone status is undefined. if you go off the idea that a Wyatt echo has a sound-based core (the "echo" part of an echo) and then a squishy human exterior, MaX is kinda.. lacking in the squishy human exterior part.
xe doesn't really have many memories of the original Wyatt (the way i write xem, xe only remembers bits and pieces from having the Microphone), so that combined with being "incomplete" and the fact that being an echo means xe can echo others means that xer identity is a patchwork of everyone around xem. verbal tics, gestures, batting stance, opinions and feelings, fashion sense-- all of it is collected from the rest of the team and patched together until it becomes a person. xe's a quilt of everyone else.
that doesn't really stop xem, though (and in fact enables xem), although sometimes it can be a bit of a downer if xe thinks about it too much. xe's kinda prone to getting stuck in xer own head about xer existence, because it is very, very impermanent. if xe encounters another Wyatt in the wrong kind of weather, xe'll just.. be gone. echo away into static. like what happened to almost everyone else. so at first, a lot of xer everything was xem facing the idea of, like, a predetermined ending. that xe's not gonna make it out of this alive, that xe needs to make the most of the time xe does have, and that-- more than anything-- xe needs to figure out who xe is as someone besides just the tenth Wyatt Mason. and it's rough when xe wakes up at the start of each season not knowing if xe's gonna be there at the end of it.
the thing is, 10 seasons later, at the end of the era, MaX was still alive.
xe's not the only one, even! Ivy (IV) and NaN (what's left of the original Wyatt) made it through too. everyone else staticked out (including Wyatt Quitter, who wasn't an echo originally but got turned into one because the Microphone's influence isn't always a good thing), but those three made it out. MaX, who'd gained a reputation for not wanting to play because of racking up status effects that'd take xem out of the game, returned to the plate in the last week of the season to see the world collapse. but xe survived. literally no one thought xe would! i didn't think xe would! i mean, i was hoping for it, but i was still bracing for it, y'know
and so, at the end of everything, this punk teen makes it to the end of the world. some of xer friends have died (Chorby Soul, who xe bonded with about being on a timer to death/nonexistence, and Sparks Beans, who went up in flames before xe went up to bat) or got Vaulted (Jaybot, because man do these two Relate to each other about being copies of famous players that don't quite measure up or want to be seen as them, and also Chorby again), but xe made it.
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i drew this at the end of the season to celebrate. it felt unreal, y'know? these three are like. dysfunctional siblings. they love each other even if they can rarely meet. MaX and Ivy especially are inseparable, and if i started talking about MaX and NaN this would go on for even more miles than it already is
there's just.. really something about a character that goes into things knowing their time is limited, that maybe even their death is a good thing (because a common theory was that if all the Wyatts went static, the Microphone would come back - gamma delta please fish up etc etc), but still survives. especially when xe spends the entire time trying to figure out who xe is compared to the original Wyatt Mason and decides on a unique name, unique pronouns, a unique sense of self that's still somewhat rooted in having once been Wyatt but is transformative and something entirely xer own. xe survived long enough to make friends, to form a family, to gain a name for xemself beyond being just another Wyatt Mason due to fade.
the universe is gone. the universe returns. players start to fall. Ivy and NaN are among the first that tumble back into reality and back onto new teams to begin play again. once again, they've made it. they're in the first fall! they're the first members of their new teams! they're safe, and okay, and they've got each other, and maybe MaX didn't fall with them but there's always next week.
and next week.
and next week.
and...
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well. blaseball starts back up again in a couple days. the rosters are finalized. MaX didn't fall. xe survived til the end of the era, but.. that's it. we don't know where xe is, or what happened to xem (or everyone else still in the black hole). at least if xe went static there would be theatrics. this is just.. nothing. an empty conclusion. just like how we never found out what happened to the original Wyatt. (knowing how i wrote xem on twitter, xe'd probably find some bitter irony in that.)
i'm still holding out hope, though. NaN and Ivy are okay, so MaX will be too in some form. and the thing is, when you're living audio that got pulled out of the sound system by a punk band that's a tight-knit family, when the feedback storms pick up and things start resonating, when you're wired in enough to be a part of not just the band or the team but also the stadium itself, i don't think it's that easy to get rid of xem. this is very much personal headcanon i'm holding onto to try and have some kind of conclusion, but xe's still around in there, i think. maybe not as whole as xe once was, maybe just as an echo of an echo, but it's still something.
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it's like.. i dunno. during the expansion era i spent a lot of time panicking over the schedule and checking the various ways MaX could end up in danger and panicking over what other teams did and staying up way too late and generally running myself ragged. which was miserable for me. and on one hand, MaX not being in the game anymore means i don't have the obligation to do that anymore, and also "not having to play but still getting to hang out with xer friends" is MaX's ideal state i think. (except i do still think xe wants to play, xe'd just.. rather be playing baseball than blaseball.) on the other hand, i'm going to miss xem a lot, and it's one thing to be braced for "okay, this is the season xe's gonna static" and another thing to be waiting for xem to fall after seeing xer siblings fall on week 1 and then there's just, like, nothing.
i've thought about writing fall ball MaX fic. i mean, as you can see i have a lot of emotions about it. january's a bit of a rough month for me, though, and i'm already writing something i promised myself i'd write years ago (and trying to nudge myself into drawing bc i have Things I Need To Do), so i don't know if i will. but i can at least ramble incoherently about xem on tumblr i guess.
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wheeboo · 1 year
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new ask from : dizzy anon ! xe says...
i was!! supposed to add in the idea alongside the original ask but i thought it'd be a little much, so i decided to just send that in instead. while i have the text copied on my laptop, i still remember it in my head. so here it is!!
ironically for the hanahaki mingyu fic, this one has flowers involved as well. but thankfully no sickness! i'd been seeing a few good omens stuff and it's only faintly inspired.
sins and virtues. yn as envy and mingyu as kindness. yn probably lived a life of jealousy of people's appearances, very very unsatisfied with themselves. they had always wished to change into something people would love to look at, but never truly achieved it. mingyu had a heart of gold and the softest of smiles that could make anybody melt, but some people took his kindness for granted sometimes; gave him nothing when he did everything. and in death, they were chosen to be the very things that lead to their downfall in life; envy and kindness respectively.
with that out of the way (over-explaining has apparently helped people understand me more so i hope it does its job rn huhu), inspired by something a friend and i's oc ship does in their own version of this au- what if yn likes to try and satisfy themselves just a little bit, flatter themselves and all that, by ordering flowers for themselves? even a place with a bunch of demons probably has a good flower shop. they place it on a date far enough that they'll forget about it, and when they receive it, it's just. "oooooh, for me? of course it's for me hahahah" nagco-cope lang si pre, omsim HAHAHAHA
and then mingyu takes notice of this,,, i mean. who wouldn't, because yn's room had started to fill up with bouquets of the same flowers every two weeks or so. he sorta picks up on why, and one day decides to be the one to give them flowers,,,, like imagine that. holy shit. this doesn't even need to be romance, just somebody who wants to make somebody smile somehow. i'm so upset abt this im so down bad for stuff like this lowkeyyyy????
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i mean to answer this the other day after reading thru it but kinda forgot dsfds;lksfd';; but!!! can i just say how i was like WOWED reading this it sounds genuinely truly interesting n something i would definitely read or even write?? like i love the contrasting symbols of sins and virtues and how it was basically their purpose in life perse?? poor mingyu tho he def does not deserve to be treated that way ugh 😭 yet the whole idea of mingyu discovering the reason why yn has been doing this/treating themselves like this because of envy n jealousy (and that its basically an inevitable feeling) is just ang sobrang cute lang,, can imagine all the kilig feelings in this because all mingyu wants is make yn smile n make them feel better abt themselves :((. its like such a simple concept w beautiful symbolism!! i love your mind po omg <3
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earth-b0y · 1 year
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Remember!
[Word Count: ~600]
[Cw: slight manipulation. Visible to anons and non-muses]
Min sits at a plain white desk, in the centre of a room with plain white walls and a plain white floor. Under the cold and bright LED lights, Min's tired face appears pallid, ghostly as he stares towards the surveillance camera near the ceiling. A red pinprick light glows, slowly blinking to the rhythm of his breath, as though alive and breathing along with him. Min remembers that means it's recording. He looks down, scraping a claw against the desk's surface, waiting.
The metal door of the observation room slides open, and as Min glances up, a hopeful shine enters his eyes as he sees a familiar face. "Sparkles?"
Dr Ellie L. smiles, or to more accurately describe it, bares her teeth, but Min doesn't mind. He knows it's a friendly gesture. "Hi, Min! How are you feeling today?" xe says cheerily, taking a seat across from Min and setting down xyr clipboard, along with a warm cup of coffee.
"I'm... um... I don't know. I'm okay," Min responds, looking away to pick at his fingers. "How come you're here? That's... different. It's usually other people."
"Well, those other guys thought it would be nice for you to see a familiar face this time around," their tone is light and friendly, and Min tries to focus on that, rather than their clinical lab coat or their pen scratching against the paper. "And I thought so, too! It must be a little scary, having people you don't know poke around in your business all the time."
Min nods, quick to agree. "Yeah... I don't like it." Then he frowns, and he fidgets with the fabric of his baggy grey sweatpants. "I don't like them, either. They make me scared and... uncomfortable."
Dr Lorenza nods sympathetically. "Yeah, I can imagine it's harder for you, since... well." She lets her meaning hang in the air; they both know what happened to Min. No words on specifics are needed, just a little nudge in the right direction to get the ball rolling. "Do you think the researchers here are treating you unfairly?"
"Not... really," Min murmurs, looking away. "They're not mean, but they... they just want to study me. They're not friends. I'm scared they'll get mad at me... like he did."
"Oh, no, no! At worst, someone might get a little grumpy with you, but you're safe here," Dr Lorenza says reassuringly. "No one is going to hurt you, I promise!"
Min nods, but his fear of all the other adults around him isn't fully assuaged, Dr Lorenza can tell. Then, Min looks up at him with big, pleading puppy-dog eyes. "Am I going to see you more often now?"
The psychoanalyst pauses to take a sip of its coffee. Everything is going well, so far. She sets the mug back down. "Maybe! I can't say for sure what the bosses want yet, but I'm glad to hear I'm not scary to you. If this works out, I can try to see if they'll let me visit you more often, alright?"
"Mhm! That would be good!" Min scoots his chair closer to the table, a grin spreading across his face.
"Awesome!" Dr Lorenza smiles back, and then he flips a page on his clipboard, skimming over the set of prepared questions. "There's a bunch of stuff they want me to ask you today; are you ready for that?"
"Yeah... yeah, I think so," Min replies. If it's with Sparkles, then it'll be okay. It's safe. And maybe, if he does a good job, she'll keep coming back.
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gay-language-raptor · 7 months
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hello, you’ve found my language learning blog 🥳
about me:
my name is Moth
my body is 21 years old & a white american
my pronouns are they/them & xe/xem
i am non-binary, queer, and polyamorous
i am the host of a traumagenic system
my main blog is @garfields-b0ngwater and my fandom side blog is @arsynicatnip
about my blog:
this is my side blog for language learning. my native language is english, and i’ve been casually learning spanish for a few years (meaning I’m still beginner-intermediate, lol) and i’ve recently picked up studying korean. eventually I would also like to learn a sign language system, though i’m not sure which one yet.
~copying and pasting the rest from my main blog pinned post~
i don’t really want to have to list a bunch of stuff for a DNI, so i’ll just say that this is a place of acceptance!!! anyone of any race or ethnicity, religion or spirituality, gender or sexuality, neurodivergence, mental illness, disability, etc is welcome here as long as you are kind to others! we love and embrace everyone for AND regardless of their differences in this good christian minecraft server. as long as you aren’t hurting anybody, we love and appreciate your existence! that means no TERFs/radfems/gender criticals, no neo-nazi white supremacist eugenicists, no eco-fascist neoliberal capitalist bootlicking bullshit.
if you’ve made it this far, remember to drink some water, eat something if you haven’t in a while, and rest if you’re tired! thank you for taking the time to read this and getting to know me! welcome to my page :3
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cloudeling · 2 years
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you said a bunch of your ocs would also be dsmp fans who are their mains and are they discoursing 💫🌟
also have a little guy -> 🦦
the little guy is just a box for me ;-; having an old phone is fun
ANYWAYSM medas a cinniter all the way 🌻🌻🌻 she would defend him till the day it dies . n yeah shes discoursing its all ctommy defense medas out there on the front lines. also it was there from the beginning like a little bit after tommy joined. shes also a hardcore cwil fan and shes does a lot of discourse abt him too. my little ccrimer 💖💖💖 OH and its got a crush on hannah too . c & cc
jordan a c!icyduoer its the projection 🌻🌻🌻 hy has a lot of takes and opinions but cor prefers to chill and look at fanart rather than voice said opinions. he writes poetry abt them too OH and hys also a ceret n cniki fan .
bees a cinniter too but they just have a Lot of favourite characters bee xant pick favourites just like me 💫🌻💖. but it also likes ctubbo ceret cconnor channah caimsey ceryn n cbbh. theyre a big cclingy fan but Not in the way where its annoying abt cbeeduoalso they dont necessarily do discourse but it talks abt the lore a lot . bee would also be a Big hc fan
andy got dragged in by meda when she started watching its the sibling bond. hes a cbeeduoer ctubbo main. n they write a lotve au fic probably. also theyd be an empires fan .
darcie uhh ccrime. she also got dragged in by meda except i think timeline wise this woulda been after The Fight™ so maybe not . idk this is all theoretical and only barely canon so it doesnt rlly matter. but ve's a ccrimeboys fan and xe do a lot of art n stuff but not so much discourse
easton is an eggpire fan i think. also i think they like cschlatt n cconnor hy watched smplive n smpearth. i think ae would be a cbeeduoer too cranboo leaning .
olliander . cfundy n ceret fan. dabbles in cbeeduo n ccrimeboys. i think she watches hc too n has been since like . season six or so. uhhh hes got Opinions on cemerald duo but xe dont talk abt it a lot theyre very tired of discourse
also for the other guys i think aster would be a cinniter bryce would be a cbenchtrio fan mari would like cbeeduo n caimsey & cam would be uhh sbi esp cbedrock bros tbh.
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luna for the headcanons thing pls pls pls
Yes!!! I love giving Luna headcanons, so here ya go bestie!
(Read under cut)
Luna Lovegood headcanons
First of all, definitely a trans girl, no doubt about that. She lived in a very open environment and was able to explore her gender identity at a young age. Her mother sewed her dresses to wear, long, flowing garments that Luna thought were the most beautiful things she’d ever seen. Her father taught her how to make flower crowns and crowns of leaves, and she’d wear them with her dresses.
She didn’t have to come out to her parents. Her femininity at a young age simply led to her simply stating that she was a girl, and that her name was Luna. Her parents were very accepting (and Xenophilius is trans himself because fuck you of course he is, so he was super supportive of Luna).
She named herself after the moon because her parents loved astrology and they taught her all the different planets and their moons, and all the different stars in the sky and how to spot the constellations.
The Lovegoods were definitely pagan, I mean they were all about nature and spirituality. They always marked every single holiday, staying up all night on the solstices, lighting huge bonfires, and making wreaths to wear. Pandora played the lyre, Xenophilius sang songs and Luna would act out stories and poems.
Cornish, and they speak the language as well because being bilingual is sexy.
Speaking of pagan, Pandora’s funeral would have also been pagan, obviously.
She’d have a natural burial, and Luna would recite a poem, and the rest of the family would also give eulogies, recite poetry, or thank the Goddess. Four members- including Xenophilius and Luna- would stand at each point on the compass and “invoke” each element (Air in the East, Fire in the South, Water in the West and Earth in the North) and give thanks to them. There would also be music at the wake, played by members of the family. Drums, tambourines, flutes etc. Luna played her mother’s favourite song on her lyre.
When she reached Hogwarts, I don’t think she was drawn to anyone in particular right away, I think she had better relationships with the teachers more than the students. She got on really well with Professor Sprout, and I think Hagrid really liked her too, because they’d talk about all the different magical creatures together, and Luna would tell him about all the creatures her and her father wrote about in the Quibbler.
Academically, she was very smart, and did well in most of her classes, but she didn’t particularly find a lot of them overtly interesting to her, unless she was able to put her own twist to it, which usually she wasn’t. In Potions, she wasn’t able to brew her own stuff, make up recipes, or use a variation of the recipe. Snape was much too strict with her and as a result, she didn’t do very well, which made her more upset than she would let on since she had been really good at potions at home.
She particularly shone in third year, since she was able to take classes more suited to her, like Astrology and Divination. Astrology was her favourite of course, and she’d talk about it all the time with Ginny.
However, in third year she also became particularly interested in DADA, mainly because she formed a strong friendship with Professor Lupin. Remus had been informed that Luna was trans, and since he is as well, they had things in common, and were able to talk about it with each other, Remus sort of taking Luna under his wing a little. They’d sit in his office and drink tea and Luna would give him copies of the Quibbler, which he’d happily read.
Luna was actually the first to figure out that Remus was a werewolf, but she didn’t tell anyone, not even him. She didn’t think it was her secret to share, nor did she think it changed anything. But she did find it fascinating, and read a lot of books on lycanthropy. After Remus had left, Luna told him that she knew and she asked if she could write some articles about it in the Quibbler, to raise awareness, or if he’d like to write any articles. Remus agreed to let her write something, and she wrote a three page article about werewolf inequality (but careful not to mention Remus by name). She did interview him about it, and he said that he was proud of being a werewolf, that it was actually very cool at times, but that it was simply wizarding society that had forced him to be ashamed. She wrote all this down, and it became the most bought copy of the Quibbler, as lots of students at Hogwarts wanted to read it, and they shared it with their friends and parents. So despite Remus not being able to come back to Hogwarts as a teacher, he did receive tons of letters in support of him from parents and students who had read the article and put two and two together.
Friends with Ginny by third year! Luna actually took a while to warm up to Ginny, thinking she was this loud, athletic, snobbish type, but then Luna got to know her and realised that she wasn’t that at all. Ginny was loud, but in a contagious laughter sort of way, and she could be very quiet and calm when she wanted to. She was athletic, but chatted animatedly about Quidditch teams, and Luna couldn’t help but listen. And she wasn’t snobbish, quite the opposite. She was the only person who listened to Luna, and discussed her ideas rather than swat them away impatiently. Luna made Ginny flower crowns, and Ginny stayed up with her all night during solstices. They became very close.
Ginny was the first student at Hogwarts that Luna told about being trans, and Ginny came out to her as being bisexual. And they were very supportive of each other, as well as being great at keeping each other’s secrets. They trusted each other with their lives, and would always stand up for the other. If Luna was getting picked on, Ginny would go feral and start fights. Although she eventually stopped, since it made Luna more upset. So she stuck to just being there for Luna (and maybe slipping a potion into bullies’ morning pumpkin juice that made them cluck like a chicken. But Luna didn’t need to know about that...)
That being said, Luna could get angry too of course. When she heard an older girl make fun of Ginny behind Ginny’s back, Luna wordlessly went up to her turned the girl’s hair blue with a wave of her wand. Ginny laughed her head off when she found out.
It was through Luna’s bond with Ginny, that she realised that she wasn’t interested in either the romantic or sexual side of relationships. At first she assumed that it was because Ginny was a girl, and she may not be attracted to girls, but it got her thinking about boys too, about everyone. And she just didn’t want that sort of relationship with anyone. She loved her platonic relationship with Ginny, and that’s how she wanted all of her relationships to be like.
I feel like she also had a close bond with Neville, and they gave each other plants as birthday gifts.
Projecting a little bit here, but Luna with Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder, spending hours by herself making up fantasies and constructing worlds in her head, making up new characters, and getting so invested in them that she regularly saw herself as her characters. I feel like this started because of the trauma from losing her mother. She didn’t tell anyone about it, or at least nothing in detail, but she tried to explain it a bit to Ginny, who knew to leave her alone when Luna would sit by herself.
MaD also made Luna a little more detached from her gender identity, especially if she was acting as one of her characters (again I’m projecting here) who were either male or genderless. She still identified as female, but in a much more looser, fluid way, and even experimented with she/they pronouns, which she eventually decided she liked. (If this were set in the modern world, I can also imagine her using neopronouns such as xe/xer or fae/faeself, though in the canon world, she may have also tried out it/its).
Doesn’t know much about the muggle world, but Hermione gave them a copy of Alice In Wonderland which they loved. And if I were to headcanon Luna liking a muggle band/artist they’d probably like anything psychedelic or nature-like, maybe the early stuff of Pink Floyd (yes, Dev, I’m thinking about Atom Heart Mother).
Went travelling after Hogwarts, where she met Rolf Scamander, and they hit it off immediately. Very similar to each other, and soon became close friends. I also headcanon Rolf as aro/ace so their relationship basically became like Luna’s and Ginny’s.
Their house was filled with all sorts of plants and animals. Rooms were lined with trees filled with Bowtruckles, and owls flitted in and out of windows, cats slinking about the place, so many frogs. My god, their house was wonderful.
Adopted Lorcan and Lysander because ffs not everyone has to have a nuclear family jkr 🙄. And parents also don’t have to be romantically or sexually involved with each other either; Luna and Rolf had a good relationship, both wanted to be parents, so they raised the twin boys together. And Lorcan and Lysander had a fantastic childhood, can you imAGINE?!
Godmother of Lily Luna, obviously. And Harry and Ginny’s kids loved going round Luna’s place, so more often than not, the house was filled with not only the entire natural world, but also a bunch of children running about the place.
Oh also, Luna has nymph ancestors. They just do, okay?
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Bad Birthday Bouquet: A Stardew-based Techno Magic Curse
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There's a guy I've known for years who's notorious for being a terrible person by... everybody I know who isn't terrible in their own right, honestly. There's a mile long list of reasons why he got to eat this curse, but the relevant one is that he's been mistreating a bunch of people and this is unfortunately not the first time this has happened.
And so when I'm out of all other options, I go for a curse. This one has worked swimmingly. This is a freakishly long post so it's under a cut for once.
What you need:
Some knowledge of energy work and poppets-- if you're unfamiliar these are pretty common concepts and there's many resources that can explain them to you.
Six Wilted Bouquets (Substitute with something else gross if you can't buy bouquets from Pierre's yet. Any hated item works. Void Mayonnaise or Rotten Plants would be my pick but your mileage may vary.)
Six tables for your bouquet (end tables work best)
Something to play Happy Birthday with
At least one light source that can be manually turned on and off by the player (like braziers, campfires, or fireplaces.)
A villager to represent your target-- you're going to be giving this villager the nasty thing!
(Optional) crops, fish, fruits, gems, artifacts, or other items with correspondences that match your intentions-- I picked kale for bitterness and catfish for drowning in his own negativity, but your items will vary depending on your desired results and personal associations.
(Optional) a notepad, paper, and writing utensil in a color you associate with cursing if you can't do or are just not great with visualization.
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Timing
Cast on your target's birthday in real time, on the target's representative villager's birthday in game, or Fall 28 in-game. A waning crescent moon or total lunar eclipse in real time would probably also work in a pinch.
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Pre-Spell Prep Work
Prepare your Bouquets by tossing them in a furnace with a piece of coal, or if you're using something else instead, craft that if you need to.
Also, if you aren't using Wilted Bouquets, you might want to do a bit of research to make sure they actually hate the nasty thing you plan on using since it's kinda missing the point to give Snails to Vincent or a Void Egg to Sebastian haha. I recommend using the Stardew Valley wiki (though friendly reminder not to do that if potential spoilers for patch 1.5 bother you since that JUST came out on console at the time I'm writing this) to check their hates. As an added bonus if you're like me and the kind of person who hates the thought of losing friendship points, this is a great opportunity to check what they love so you can stock up on stuff to fix it when you're done with the spell.
After that, pick a villager to represent your target. (I have a whole thing with suggestions for how to do that here if you're at a loss for who to pick.) I picked Penny to represent my target because other than the part where he's a heinous shitgibbon they've got very similar values, interests, and goals.
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Setting Up The Spell
If you have a specific pre-casting routine (whether that's grounding, centering, meditation, warding, casting a circle, calling on deities or spirits for help, etc.), take care of that now.
Put down your light source inside a farm building then arrange the tables around them in a shape you feel is fitting-- I chose as close to a circle as I could get because that's the shape I most associate with birthday cakes. Leave space for one bouquet in the center or between your light sources, and if you're using extra ingredients set those up too. I felt it was best to set them up directly next to the bouquet in the middle, but that will probably vary depending on you.
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Casting the spell
Turn your light on, then take a strand of energy and visualize it anchoring itself inside the thing to start things off. Play Happy Birthday while you bring the energy through all of the other items. Stop at each of the other bouquets, and say/think a reason why this person is getting cursed at each. If you don't have five reasons, something like "your behavior is messed up and you need to stop" or similar works.
Bring your energy through your correspondence items and for each, say/think, "for your birthday, in return for <insert the last straw that made you decide to do this here>, I give you <insert the intention this item is being used for here>."
End on the one you're going to give and say/think something summing up everything you've already said and making it very clear why you're putting this on them.
I said "<target's full name>, I'm really just sick of your shit. You are bigoted on so many different levels, two-faced, treat anyone you think is less than you like trash, have an enormous entitlement complex, and <something he did to one of my friends that they would like to keep private>. My birthday wish for you is that you get your head out of your ass. Apologize for your crappy behavior and stop doing it, or drown in misery and realizing how small of a person you actually are. Happy birthday!"
Let it stew as long as you feel appropriate, then figuratively blow out the candle by turning off your light source.
(If you struggle with visualization, plot out your layout on a piece of paper-- it doesn't need to be incredibly detailed if you don't want it to be, a bunch of Xes in a square will work.
Focus on your intent and emotions like discussed above, but do it while looking at the item you're going to give to your villager. While doing that, draw a line at the mark representing your light, and speak it into existence-- keep focusing on your emotions and intent and describe it connecting into the light source whether by speaking out loud or thinking it. Draw your line going through all of the other items while describing your energy the same way, stop on the other bouquets and correspondence items as described above, and end on the one you're going to give to your target just like you would otherwise. )
Deliver those nastyass flowers to your villager, then end the day. You are done!
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Post Spell Procedure
I like to get a snack, stretch, and watch something silly to make me laugh and shake off any residual anger or sorrow from spells like this.
I also like to turn off my Switch and sound cleanse my whole space since I have a bell. I'd strongly recommend doing some kind of cleansing even if you don't sound cleanse.
(Note: ribbon dividers are not mine, I found them here. Please let me know if you know who actually created them!!)
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#ayumix2020
I spent half of yesterday trying to get all my favorite YouTube rips of #ayumix2020 songs on some of my Spotify playlists. Why it took so long is because I have a MacBook from 2010 and it runs on coal. These missing songs were a bunch of my top favs so I decided to put in the time yesterday to re-rip them from YouTube and re-add them to Spotify.
I had already added these songs a couple of months ago, but then I dared to move some into other playlists and then boom, they disappeared from my phone. They played and showed up on my laptop, but for whatever reason, would not on my phone. Of course, as a lot of Spotify FAQ answers go, I was screwed. Thanks for nothing, Spotify Desktop.
I know I’m like a year late on this but some of these remixes are so freaking creative and amazing. Like you can tell when people have such an ear for music and it feeds the soul.
It was also super refreshing to hear some of Ayu’s songs with a more modern sound. While ayu-mi-x 7 aged pretty well, if you listen to any of her old ayu-mi-xes, you can really pick up on that early 2000s sound. And then some of them (especially the ones released on singles) sound like absolute noise; it makes me wonder if we even had ears back then. For some old remixes, the sound is super nostalgic and still vibe-able, but when that’s all we had for 10+ years, it’s SO NICE to hear some new takes.
I realized I tend to be partial to the remixes that aren’t techno in nature but of course I always appreciate a good house/trance/EDM remix! Below are some of my favorites, and you just might understand why I worked for 12 hours trying so hard to make these songs accessible ;)
1. LOVE ~Destiny~ (Alonso Montero Remix) - Alonso Montero This remix turns this sleeper into a cute and simple techno track, and not in a bad way at all! 
2. SEASONS (Aura Qualic Remix) [Uplifting Trance] - Aura Qualic I’ll admit, I would groan anytime I saw any song from Duty or I am... show up in the hashtag, only because there are already 8294739 remixes of those songs, and I’m craving some remixes of her more obscure and overlooked albums/tracks. But this one of SEASONS is pretty damn good and well-produced.
3. kanariya - beamgame a.k.a. 8LY [éitli] This version gives this song a sultry touch. kanariya is already sexy in its OG form, but this is a different sexy.
4. evolution (PHUNKSTAR Remix) - Bentley Jones Modern, well-produced, and just plain good :)
5. HANABI ~episode II~ (REMIX) - DJ cha-p I might be biased because HANABI ~episode II~ is my most favorite Ayu song ever, but damn this remix slaps.
Real Me (80′s lover remix) - DJ cha-p I’m DJ cha-p’s number-one fan, I swear. I did notice the ‘80s sound was a trend among a lot of the remixes in general.
6. HANABI (Orchestra Version) - DJ 秀吉 That beginning piano is just so haunting and gives me chills. So beautiful T_T
7. SEASONS - DODOWAKA This version is so fresh and summery and such a bop!
8. Moments (Dominant Space Future House Remix) - Dominant Space I go so hard to this remix, I wish it was 7 minutes long. 
9. INSPIRE (Rockabilly remix) - Hidetaka Suga OMG like I love how much this works!!!! I kind of hate it too but I LOVE IT!!!! He has a bunch of other good bluesy rock remixes, but INSPIRE is my most favorite.
teddy bear (Rock Ballad Remix)
ANGEL’S SONG (Rockabilly remix)
10. INSPIRE "KAZUKI's 90's Inspired Remix" - Kazuki Shintaku This seriously takes me back to LA Gears and Zubaz pants.
11. LyxKP
Just.... just listen.
blossom (Nostalgic 80′s Italo Disco)
I am... (Flute, Piano, Strings)
Duty (Bass, String Section & Guitar)
Pride (piano sonata + choir)
vogue (Acoustic Mood)
HANABI ~episode II~ (Cello, Guitar & Piano Trio)
12. kanariya 〜おしゃれピアノリミックス 〜 - Michisuke-P Another slow and sexy version.
13. BLUE BIRD (Otak’s Flashback Remix) - otak11 Out of all the throwback remixes of this song, this one is the best. I love the beginning.
14. Terminal (Orchestra) Demo - S W This version is so fucking evocative and beautiful, it works too well and drives you crazy. Ayu needs to re-record this song just like this. 
15. Sean North Hearing stuff like this makes me so impressed with people. I love how someone can hear Ayu and be like, this needs Celtic flutes. It’s so creative and brings a sound to Ayu you never would hear officially.
BLUE BIRD [Celtic arrange]
fairyland [Celtic arrange]
16. M -takamatt remix- - takamatt Again: simple, modern... something nice to bob your head to.
17. is this LOVE? (Terusik Piano Remix) - Terusik I’m just happy to see this song get some love.
18. M (TTSYa REMIX) - TTSYa This was one of the first remixes I heard right after Ayu announced the campaign. It reminds me of the first part of quarantine when it was fun. So good!
19. vogue (Xelakad 20th Anniversary Remix) - Xelakad The strings part reminds me of the music on the sand levels on Super Mario Bros. for the Wii. I love it :) I also am partial to Xelakad remixes; I love his Reggaeton remix of ourselves and his Ambient mix to Two of us—oldies but such goodies!!!
20. evolution 〜祭〜 (和風 EPIC TAIKO REMIX) - 김대석SAMSARIDER This remix is just plain cool!
21. Voyage - 林勇太郎 I read on AHS someone saying this sounds like an anime opening and now I can only imagine it opening to some coming-of-age epic journey anime, like Demon Slayer or something.
22. Days (Lo-Fi Reggae.Ver) - 音楽学校バンブースタジオ It’s just so sweet!
Honestly there are more I love, and everyone who participated did such a great job, but I’m tired LOL. I hope Ayu blesses us with ayu-mi-x 8 soon and we see some of these awesome tracks.
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Chapter 48: To The Secret Lab!
Becoming The Mask
Stephan's footsteps echoed more loudly than usual in the base's deserted hallways. He was tempted to change his gait, to step lightly so he'd make less noise, but on the other hand it wasn't smart to sneak up on a Changeling you weren't planning to fight. Anyway, the bag of canned goods he was carrying would clank no matter how he carried it.
"Bernie? It's Stephan," he called when he neared the laboratory. The doors were standing open.
"Excellent timing, I need some fresh eyes."
Stephan gulped. He was pretty sure Bernie meant 'a new person to look over things, because fresh perspective can catch something an older, more tired perspective missed', but it was also possible the Alchemist actually needed eyeballs for something.
"There's goggles by the door," Bernie continued.
Stephan put on a set, and after a moment's thought grabbed a hairnet as well.
His hair wasn't long enough to tie back easily but it was long enough to potentially get caught on something. It felt a bit silly to put goggles over his mask, but the lab safety rules were clearly displayed by the goggle rack – goggles and close-toed shoes were mandatory for entrance. There were some modified goggles and plastic booties for use while troll-shaped.
He left the grocery bag on an empty shoe-rack. It would be out of the way there.
"I wasn't sure what your food situation was, so I brought some stuff. Canned tuna, mostly." Cans were shelf-stable and could be eaten in troll or human shape.
"Thanks, Stephan. I'm well supplied, but it was thoughtful of you." Bernie was currently human-shaped, surrounded by neatly sorted rubble and writing something on a clipboard. "Xe/xir at the moment, by the way."
"Is that with an X or with a Z?" asked Stephan, not sure if there was a significant difference, but ready to believe there could be since Bernie was bothering to bring this up.
"An X. You know, you're one of maybe five people who've ever asked me that."
"Okay. Cool. Uh, he/him for me, still."
"Got it." Bernie made a decisive last pen stroke, clicked the pen, and turned to xir guest-slash-assistant. "I've been sorting pieces, checking to see if anything's recognizable. As you can see," gesturing towards on grouping of stones, "the hooves, legs, and loincloth can mostly be identified, as can the claws," indicating another, pointier collection. "But I can't seem to find Bular's horns or face. I keep recounting the skulls from his belt and checking our video footage of him to make sure I didn't mix him up with one of them somehow."
A set of skulls, on the table in front of Bernie beside the probably-legs, were either surprisingly intact or mostly reassembled.
Stephan was suddenly, vividly reminded of his early days on the surface, sorting jigsaw puzzles with his Familiar's family. His youngest sister in particular had had a knack for seeing which edges ought to match up.
"Do I need gloves?"
"Wouldn't hurt. I haven't been using them. They don't switch over properly." Bernie crackled blue, and the tall, hefty human became a tall, hefty troll – still small compared to a Gumm-Gumm, but probably quite respectably sized for whichever group xe'd been taken from – and held up xir hands to demonstrate.
Stephan could see why Bernie might have trouble with gloves. Xir hands were bigger now, for one, which would stretch out the latex if xe carried the gloves over through the transformation rather than having different gloves on as a troll, and then xe would have to change xir gloves once they changed to human – plus, Bernie had four-digit rather than five-digit hands as a troll, so the extra glove finger would either flap loose or need to be taped down, which would also increase the odds of the gloves being damaged after shapeshifting back and forth.
It was a lot of trouble to go through when you weren't working with something caustic or reactive to the oils in human skin.
"Why are you wearing … that, though?" Stephan asked, gesturing up and down.
Bernie's lab coat had carried over between forms. It was loose on xir as a human, and now fit better. The lime green coat, with neon pink and yellow flowers printed around the hem and on the cloth-covered buttons, had looked odd on a human and even stranger on a purplish-blue troll.
"Oh, I keep a bunch of colourful ones in stock, in case I'm ever running tests on someone who's had a bad experience in a lab and doesn't like the white coats. Attempted vivisection, usually. Gets people all mixed up, conflating Mad Scientists and Evil Scientists."
Bernie shook xir head.
"Vivisection is the stupidest starting point for a xenobiological study. Surgery is complicated. Aside from risk of infection and the complications of dosing anesthesia for an unknown organism – since they'll definitely die of traumatic shock if you don't anesthetize – looking at organs only makes sense if you already know what you're supposed to be seeing."
Xe paced around the lab, gesturing with the clipboard.
"At best, you'll set yourself up for confirmation bias about any superficial parallels between the new and the known, and at worst you'll have no idea what you're looking at and kill off your test subject. I mean, I understand if it's just a thinly-veiled excuse to commit torture for the sake of torture, but as a scientist that offends me for other reasons."
"… So, why are you wearing it now?" Stephan looked around, suddenly wary. "Do you have a live test subject down here?" How restrained are they? How vengeful are they?
Bernie seemed startled at the reminder xe was having a conversation rather than talking to xirself.
"Oh – no, I just got bored of how monochromatic the base is. Plus changing how I'm dressed helps keep the days from blurring together."
"Ah."
Stephan made a mental note to visit more often.
He started looking through the shattered remains. He didn't shapeshift. Stephan had a lot of protruding teeth in troll form, not just tusks, and it could be a challenge not to drool on things. His mask would catch some of it if he kept it on, but then he's be stuck in a slimy mask when he changed back.
He picked up each stone, one by one, and turned it this way and that. Sometimes he found an identifiable feature – an elbow spur, a shoulder ridge – and pointed it out to Bernie. That got part of one arm put back together, or maybe a smaller percentage of both arms. If Stephan didn't find anything distinct, he would carefully put the stone back exactly where Bernie'd had it before, and move on to the next one.
"It's weird that his swords aren't here," said Stephan after a while.
"He could've been disarmed in the fight."
"Yeah, but then Stricklander would've brought the swords back along with the body. And if they'd turned to stone with him, there should be – some sheets, or plates, or something. Flat rocks matching up to the blades. Those things were huge."
Unless …
"Unless the Trollhunter took them, after killing him," Stephan said slowly. "You know, battle trophies." His eyes were drawn to the row of skulls Bular had worn to show off his own battle prowess. "Hunting trophies … What if the reason we can't find his head, is because the Trollhunter has it?"
"Well, that would probably narrow down the cause of death to decapitation," said Bernie, in a detached, academic sort of tone. "Although that can also be done post-mortem, it would be more difficult to remove an intact head, since the stone is more brittle once it dies."
"Which could explain the state of the rest of the body." Stephan shuddered. Gunmar was going to be so angry …
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After two searches through Bular's remains, Stephan could barely tell the stones apart anymore. It looked like there should be more than enough to rebuild Bular, but jigsaws always looked bigger than they were when the pieces were all spread out, and Stephan and Bernie still couldn't find Bular's head.
Stephan was leaning on his 'hunting trophy' theory. There had to be a reason their greatest enemy was called the Trollhunter, right?
Something beeped. Stephan, more tightly wound than he'd realized, jumped and turned trollish in a flash of silver.
He was dark grey, as a troll, with a crown of stubby lighter grey horns instead of hair. His mask got pushed away from his face by his overlong teeth. His goggles clattered to the floor. His ears went back at the additional noise.
"It's okay, Stephan," said Bernie, gently, as though to a spooked animal. "That just means it's break time. Come on." Bernie reached out as though to pat Stephan on the arm, though they were on opposite sides of the room. "I'm going to meditate. I'd rather not leave you alone in the lab, no offence."
Stephan blinked a few times and tried breathing slow and deep, to settle his heart rate.
"Okay. Yeah. Let's go."
Both of them changed to human form as they left the laboratory. Bernie sealed the blast doors and herded Stephan to the next floor up, to a small square room with a gramophone in the center and low white benches around the walls.
Stephan picked the bench opposite Bernie's, both Changelings with their sides to the door.
The record was moving slowly, though the needle wasn't touching it and neither Changeling had wound the crank on the side.
Bernie seemed entirely at ease, waiting, listening for the Pale Lady's voice.
Stephan tried to let go of the resentment that kept bubbling up inside him.
For all Bernie had seemed to be lonely and pining for conversation when Stephan first arrived, xe certainly didn't seem to need Stephan around anymore. Stephan had hardly proven his mettle with how he'd overreacted to a harmless alarm. Helping with the 'rebuild Bular' project was the one thing Stephan could do for the Order right now, and he had barely contributed.
He didn't know how to help.
He just wanted to help.
Please … he begged Morgana in his mind. My Queen. Your Ladyship. Mother. Tell me what you need of me. Let me know how I can help you.
A side compartment of the gramophone table opened. A drawer slid out.
Both Changelings got up and leaned in to look without touching anything.
The drawer held an orange crystal, faintly glowing. The room hadn't changed temperature or décor, but somehow felt more comfortable. Bernie got out a pen and touched the crystal with the button end. Nothing happened.
"Is this …" for us? Stephan couldn't quite say out loud. "Are we supposed to take it? Do something with it?"
"I think it's Heartstone." Bernie touched it with a pinkie finger this time. Again, nothing appeared to happen.
Stephan backed off and sat back down. Heartstone? Really? Here? How? That stuff was legendary. He'd only half-believed it was real.
Bernie turned trollish and touched the stone with xir last finger, to no visible effect, and then picked it up. The drawer closed itself and the compartment shut over it.
Bernie held the crystal out to Stephan and urged, "Touch it."
Stephan got up and followed Bernie's lead, transforming and tapping the crystal cautiously with one finger. He staggered back and sat again.
"Whoa."
If Heartstone was a thing, that was definitely what this thing was. Stephan had been overloaded with a sense of safety and contentment. It was actually kind of scary to think about once he wasn't touching it anymore – he would have let his guard down entirely to bask in whatever the stone was radiating.
Maybe it was actually some kind of trap?
Except a trap – if it was a lotus-eater type trap – the trap would logically drain his energy, and Stephan felt invigorated. He wanted to do something. He felt like he could do anything.
"It's supposed to enhance a troll's life force, somehow," said Bernie, waving vaguely with xir free hand. "Possibly like how reptiles need warmth to regulate their metabolism, or how humans need sunlight to produce Vitamin D. Or it could just be a stimulant."
"I heard Lord Gunmar was born from the first one," said Stephan. "Maybe that was a metaphor and trolls need … Heartstone radiation … to be fertile? That would explain why we aren't."
'We' meaning 'Changelings'. Although, if Stephan was right, maybe that meant Changelings could … become fertile? Probably not from a brief touch of a small stone, but, in the future, with regular contact?
Bernie was still holding it.
"If it feeds trolls, maybe it eats them as well," xe speculated. "Feeding troll remains into it could make it grow. Like how plants do best if there's decaying animal matter in the soil."
Stephan nodded. He'd skimmed an article in a gardening magazine a while back about using blood meal to grow better roses.
"There's some connection, I don't know what exactly, but I know it's there." Bernie turned the stone over with a thoughtful expression. "I wish I had more to experiment with. Ideally five. A control group with nothing, of course, one fed with analogous minerals that weren't sourced from a troll, one fed with Changeling dust –"
"You have –? What am I saying, of course you do."
"– one with Grave Sand, and one with Bular's remains."
Wait, what?
"I don't know if Otto would like that."
"That experiment would have to wait until after the autopsy," said Bernie, reminded once more that xe wasn't just talking to xirself.
"… Do you think it could bring him back to life?"
"Unlikely but possible."
Stephan had never encountered the undead, to his knowledge, but he made a point of bringing garlic-rich food into work at the crematorium, and keeping a box of salt in his desk. (He'd read somewhere that, if a zombie tasted salt, they would remember they were dead, go back into their grave, and resist further attempts to summon them.) He probably wouldn't have much to worry about in his troll form, but his coworkers did not share this advantage.
"You know," said Bernie, "if this is emitting anything, I could probably adjust a Geiger counter to pick up on it. Let's get it back to the lab."
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Bernie's first step was to scan the Heartstone with every instrument the Janus Order had and record its exact dimensions. Stephan was more of a witness than an assistant for that part.
He felt much more useful during the Geiger counter modifications. Bernie needed an extra pair of hands for some steps, and neither of them were a troll type with more than two arms. Stephan did have a prehensile tail, but it had broken a few times back in the Darklands and he couldn't flex it very well anymore to deal with things in front of him.
The alterations to the machine were more magic than tech. Bernie opened up a few sections and moved things around, extracting wires and inserting crystals and writing tiny cramped symbols here and there. Stephan held things out of the way that weren't being fully removed, and balanced pieces while Bernie attached them, and moved the Heartstone around the room for Bernie to recalibrate various settings.
Bernie put in something like a compass below the dial, so the holder couldn't only see how strong and close the Heartstone's readings were, but also which direction it was in. The compass was a sphere of rutilated quartz, with the gold-coloured acicular inclusions all going the same way. The sphere's mounting let it indicate directions in three dimensions.
It took four tries and six hours to cobble together a working model. Short-range only. Despite the Heartstone's properties, which did not seem to fade after prolonged contact, Stephan was barely keeping his eyes open.
n a surprising show of trust, Bernie let him nap in the apartment connected to the lab while Bernie typed up a report on today's findings.
Well, maybe it wasn't so surprising. Stephan, asleep, would be in a far more vulnerable position than Bernie would be from allowing another Changeling unsupervised in xir private space. If Stephan tried to leave some sort of trap, or go snooping while tired and set off a trap Bernie had left, well …
Bernie was also the Changeling primarily in charge of making any poisons the local Janus Order branch couldn't get through human channels. Stephan taking advantage of Bernie's trust would end far worse for him then it would for xir.
In any case, Stephan accepted the risk and took the nap, not wanting to drive home while tired. Bernie woke him half an hour later, and they went together to return the Heartstone piece to the gramophone room and to drop off a report in Otto's office.
Stephan carried the Geiger counter so Bernie could get a better idea of its range. It lost track of the Heartstone piece once they were most of the way down the hall. Bernie's hands were occupied with paperwork and a set of lockpicks. It was funny to see lockpicks carried so openly.
"Do you often break into the offices?" asked Stephan.
"I'm nearly certain I've been in every room of this base at least once."
"Recently?"
"I have been living down here. It's in my interests to double-check the security systems."
Stephan kept his eyes from rolling too obviously, but felt his mouth twitch in a small, brief grin.
When Otto's door opened, the Geiger counter – Bernie said xe was going to rename it, xe just hadn't yet – began beeping up a storm. The Changelings looked at each other and followed the compass needle to a bookcase, then a specific shelf, and finally behind a book.
"Well," said Bernie, "now I can double-check all my readings. I'll have to revise my report."
"How many more Heartstones are hidden around the base?" Stephan wondered.
"We should do a sweep. It'll probably take a couple of days. When do you have to leave and when can you next be here?"
"I have this week off. I can stay until," Stephan checked the date on his phone, "nine tomorrow evening before I'm expected anywhere." He and some work friends were planning to go to a bar for trivia night.
"Alright. We'll head back to the lab and you can take another nap while I do the scans and report revisions, and once you're awake we can sort out the order of the sweep."
"I should be good to go for –"
"You can't collect accurate data while sleep deprived."
"When's the last time you slept?"
"I woke up about ten minutes before you got here."
That explained why the laboratory had smelled of coffee.
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HI! ive only been following you for a bit but i love hearing abt other ppls ocs its really cool and fun so if you wanted an excuse to infodump in a post about yours this ask is totally it :p
OK FUCK SO I TYPED OUT THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT MY ALIEN RACE OCS AND I ACCIDENTALLY EXITED TUMBLR SO NOW ITS ALL GONE . AND I WANT TO RETYPE IT BUT IM ALSO LAZY. HERE WE GO AGAIN
basically it takes place in this multiverse. its YEARSSSS after the verse that holds earth and the milky way and andromeda galaxies and etc has died out, its still existing but everything within it is jsut dead pretty much
so theres its googolplexianth cousin, Googolverse. and within it resides four trillion galaxies (twice as many as the earthverse, im just gonna call it that 2 keep things simple). the main focus is the Oryanx (ori-yanks) galaxy. it has a bunch of planets and stars and stuff and the Googolverse as a whole operates very differently from the Earthverse, in terms of time and physics and etc, all that stuff im not very intelligent about but yknow fuck it i think its cool anyways.
anyways, in Oryanx galaxy, all planets that inhabit life are very peaceful with themselves and each other. they despise fighting and war. the main planet is Astraunz (Ast-ronz). Astraunzians arent liek the savior or anything. theyre pretty mundane and simple. and the main character is Mizule (mizz-ool), xe is 217 earth years (longest lifespan of an Astraunzian in earth years is around 630 years). the other main character is Prymul (pre-mool), fae is from a diff galaxy but still in the Googolverse
so remember i said they hate war and stuff? welp! it happens anyway. and Prymul is recruited into the enemy galaxys army against faer will. the enemy galaxys mission is to wipe out all the galaxies (which actually wont be as "difficult" as u think bc everything operates differently), and they will recruit all members of every galaxy into their army against their will. the thing with many species in these galaxies is that death is not a decay or a state where they can no longer do anything, its actually just being in a permanent state of emptiness and unhappiness. they become zombie-like and are very forgetful, and when all their memories are gone, they fade away into "dust" (googolverse equivalent of dust).
so! the idea is Oryanx loses their shit! and doesnt know what to do. so eventually they have to abandon their pacifistic ways when they realize what is actually happening, that not everything can end with happy dancing and hand holding. mizule is one of the recruits, xe is a spy, so xe doesnt put up much of a fight when the enemy galaxy ppl take xir away. mizule is very agile and strong and etc despite being of a galaxy that doesnt fight. almost like it was xir destiny! wow
but xe meets Prymul. they get close with each other. mizule realizes that there is more to this than collecting information. its about saving lives. so this is where xe realizes that pacifism is not always right. xe falls in love with Prymul and shit happens, a lot of shit happens, but eventually the war is over and its a happy ending. mizule and prymul fall in love with each other, theyre gay folks!
a lot of this is still in development btw. so it may change. this was mostly thought of on the spot since ive been procrastinating on coming up with everything!! also, another one of the reasons Mizule learned how terrible this war was, was because if all the galaxies in the Googolverse were wiped out, the multiverse would be next. xe picked that up from eavesdropping.
so yea !!! thats. Pretty much all i have? this is long i think so im sorry abt that HSJFKFMGKG but ! i hope this suffices :] let me know if there are any weird implications, im careful abt this stuff surrounding war themes cuz ik it can worry a lot of people and i want to get the message across that im not trying to glorify certain terrible events or sympathize with oppressors who took part in/encourage(d) said terrible events!
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Having a way for a story to acknowledge I'm NB naturally, aside from neutral pronouns, always feels forced because it feels to me like its drawing attention to the fact that I'm NB. I personally dislike xe/xyr because I never know how to pronounce it and it always looks aesthetically awkward to me, like its an alien race name. if that makes sense, probably not! This was not a very helpful answer I'm sorry!
No you’re fine. Weirdly enough that’s why I like xe/xyr: it’s on some Blade Runner shit it just looks cool to me. I think if I didn’t use they/them I would definitely pick those ones. This isn’t to @ you for not liking it or anything, on this blog we abolish all police including gender cops, but just a fun little back and forth.
But yeah no I know what you mean and I just !! Wish I knew of more explicitly NB creators who were handling it in a bunch of different ways because I find cis writers and even sometimes young NB who aren’t as comfortable or confident even adding it to stuff (and we’ve all been there) kind of have the same “explain-y” tone when they talk about it and it’s like uggghhhh come on I want to get back to whatever the story was.
But there’s still the issue of how to handle NB characters who use “binary” pronouns. In my perfect world people wouldn’t automatically/have to assume based on pronoun what was happening and just use anything but here we are anyway.
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Roleplay Server Log #360
“Chips, Chips, Chips”
[Notch] Comes around the corner of the house with a sleepy yawn- Why are you guys being so noisy out here? It's the middle of the night.
[CP] - Fuck off!
[Doc] Cp, as usual.
[MA] -Waves-
[Notch] Oh hey Ma.
[Doc] Actually... you could help maybe... Ma has a way to make Cp relax without sleeping and Lie might benefit from it as well....
[Notch] And he won't cooperate... because of couse he wouldn't
[Lie] - I just want chips...
[Karla] Ma? Could you handle two subjects at once?
[Notch] What kind of chips?
[MA] Hmm... -Bleps a little as he does the mental "math"- Ehhh... more or less yeah.
[Lie] - I don't know...  I just want some...
[Notch] Noted. Cp.... just... cooperate. You're slouching around like you haven't slept in months.
[CP] - I don't need any help!
[Notch] Very skeptical expression-
[Karla] We could always borrow some of the clowns special candies instead....
[CP] - Oh fuck no!  I'm not letting anything of LJ's near my child!
[Notch] Then- Gestures at Ma-
[Karla] It is a harmless thing.
[CP] - Fuck off!
[Lie] - I just want some chips...
[MA] -bounces a bit on his heels- We can get you chips if you and your mate agree to sit still for Just A Moment.
[Doc] Seconded.
[Lie] Very quickly snags CP with some vines-
[CP] - Fuck!
[MA] Perfect, now focus on my staff. -It. has a shard back on top again. When did that get there?-
[CP] - Fuck no
[MA] Oi, cockmunch. Your mate wants some chips, and the faster we do this, the faster she can have some chips! And you want her happy, right? -He twists his staff, and the shard atop it spins a bit-
[CP] Growls-
[MA] Just focus on it.
[CP] Flips MA off but settles a little as Lie leans against him-
[Karla] Is only giving him a sidelong glance. She's too much of a control freak to ever allow herself to be hypnotized.
[Doc] Watching curiously to see Ma's technique.
[Lie] - I just really want some chips...
[CP] - I know, you'll get them
[Blake] Got worried at how long it had been since Lie went outside and follows out as well. He sits on her foot, and thins his tail eagarly, looking around-
[MA] - goes through a warm up set, making sure that both, but mostly CP, are focusing on the top of his staff. It's a subtle thing that both start to feel a bit more loose. A bit relaxed and calm, and ever so slightly open to suggestions-
[Lie] Gently rubs Blake's head-
[Blake] Tail thump- happy pantpantpant-
[Doc] Little sleepy yawn-
[MA] You're going to start feeling Quite Relaxed in just a moment, and that's great for both of you. You could both use it. Maybe even, you'll consider taking a nap? -That suggestion is starting to sound very good to CP.-
[CP] Being himself however fights back mentally, the suggestions not taking as strong of a hold as they should-
[MA] Hm.. If that isn't on your mind, maybe you'll just Sit With Your Mate, hm? Relax with her for a while. After she gets her chips, of course.
[CP] Flips MA off- Fuck off you irritating little twerp
[Lie] - CP don't...
[Blake] Focuses on Ma and is near instantly mesmerized. His lips start moving in a distinctly un-doggy way, but there's no sound.
[Doc] Starts to purr-
[MA] I'm just trying to help your mate. You both could certainly use some sleep.
[Karla] Is watching Blake suspiciously-
-There's the faintest whispering of Insanity and the wolf whimpers in fear-
[CP] Becomes very alert and growls a little-
[Doc] Suddenly notices Blakes panicked expression- Didn't Dawn say he dumbed himself down on purpose?
[MA] -Head tilts a bit and lowers his staff some-
[Lie] - Yeah, she did
[Karla] I'll take him inside. He shouldn't be exposed to this- She grabs Blakes scruff and forces him upright.
[Blake] Follows her meekly with his tail between his legs-
[Lie] - CP...
[CP] - I know
-The whispering blows away with the breeze and the bad feeling fades-
[Doc] Looks after the wolf- Poor thing...
[CP] - Well you can blame that little fucker- Gestures towards MA
[Doc] He's only trying to help and Blake only came out here because Lie was out here. He really seems to dote on her.
[CP] - I don't fucking care.
[Lie] - CP don't. And Doc, Blake seems to like CP as well
[MA] -Bounces the shard off the top of his staff- I'm just doing what was asked. You're the one being melodramatic.
[CP] - You little fucker I will destroy you and feed you to your family!
[MA] -Bitterly- I bet they'd like that. -Shakes head a bit- Anyway!
[CP] - Shall we find out?- He growls as he stands summoning his sword
[Lie] In her tired, irritated, and craving state, she flicks her wrist at CP, catifying him- That's enough CP, come here
[Doc] Thats likely for the best anyway. Cats are naturally sleepy.
[CP] Angry noises-
[Doc] Lays hir tail fluff over his back. It's warm and very soft. - Come on Lie, you can sit on me.
[Lie] - But my chips...
[CP] Slips out from under Docs fluff-
[Doc] Now you're both being difficult.
[Notch] Sighs- if Cp could teach me to make portals I'd get them for you Lie.  
[Lie] - I can open a way for you...
[Notch] But I couldn't get back. Unless I want to be the weirdo carrying an angry cat into a convenience store.
[Lie] Picks CP up- Maybe BEN could go with you?
[Notch] shrugs- if you think he won't strand me I'm fine with that.
[Doc] People who smoke pot usually know where the best snacks can be bought too, right?
[Lie] - I dunno
[Notch] Smiles - Amsterdam is full of delicious things... You could stay a week and gain 20stone sampling the local cuisine.
[Lie] - Will somebody please just go get my chips?
[Doc] types to BEN- we've got a rather needy pregnant lady craving chips. Feel like going on a snack run? Notch is paying.
[Notch] Gonna leave more crumbs for that police officer huh?
[Doc] Why the hell not? - Xe points a claw at Notch- and don't bring a bunch of that nasty plastic packaging in here either!
[BEN] Takes a minute to respond- Sure, gimme a sec
[Notch] Alright! Alright! I'll take some containers! - he opens the creative and starts making room in his inventory and filling it with buckets and bowls-
[BEN] Flies in and lands, he's already pulled on a LoZ hoodie to hide himself in- So where are we going?
[Notch] Your call. My cards will work in the UK or US. I've a got a weird passport from Slender if anyone gives me shit.
[BEN] Shrugs- Alright, I don't care- He creates an opening
[Notch] Follows him out - so how's the wife and little one?
[Doc] There you go Lie. Markus will get your chips. Now will you please settle down before Cp explodes from stress?
[Lie] - Oh fine
[BEN] - Doing good, Hyrule doesn't talk much, but he's getting pretty big
[Notch] Aww, you should let him come over and play with Ashe Oak and Willow. I'm not even sure he's met Cn. Probably haven't seen Yaunfen in ages either. I think they're as big as they're gonna get. - he steps out into the night below a security camera behind a convenience store. - Ah good, I was hoping it would be dark. Easier to not be noticed with our- he pauses - not so human features...
[BEN] - Why do you think I have such a large hoodie? Hides my face pretty well. And Hyrule goes to play with the village kids a few times a week at least
[Notch] Yeah... but I'd think you'd want him to play with Endrea's kids since they can't touch... you know...?
[BEN] - Eh, the village works fine
[Notch] Quietly- it's not because they're human, is it?
[BEN] - What are you implying?
[Notch] Nothing, I'm just curious. I'm not sure how you feel about plain old people anyway. I mean, they were just prey to you for a long time right?
[BEN] - Well yeah, some of them might still be
[Notch] Shivers- Can I presume you mean that in a protective of your family way? Because that I absolutely understand.
[BEN] - Partially, but killing is also a part of what we are, you know CP has killed for fun even though according to the rest of you he doesn't need to anymore
[Notch] Looks down- Yeah... I know. But it's not just according to us. He wasn't always like that.
[BEN] - But it's also far too ingrained into him now
[Notch] For what it's worth, I hope you're wrong.
[BEN] - We'll see, now come on, we got some snacks to buy
[Notch] Nods a bit grimly- Experts first.
[BEN] Leads the way into the small store, it's fairly quiet with a bored looking cashier behind the counter and a few customer's milling about-
[Notch] Grabs a little basket and rolls it along.
[BEN] Heads for the aisle full of chips and looks at the different types- You'd know better than me what she'd like...
[Notch] Well... I actually don't know. She was just very insistent that she needed chips, pronto. And whatever I get, Doc can make more so it's probably best to get a bunch of different things.
[BEN] - Then let's start grabbing
-As BEN starts getting bags a woman turns the corner at the far end and starts making her way towards them-
[Notch] Reaches for stuff on the higher shelf and checks what BEN is getting so they don't get the same stuff twice.
[Woman] Scoffs at them, the smell of her perfume beginning to clog the aisle as she mutters something under her breath-
[Notch] Gets a snoot full of the smell and coughs explosively. Too much time on the server where smells are fewer has made him a tad sensitive. [Thankfully BEN must have been forced into the tub by Aven recently, or his eyes would be watering.] -Gah!
[Woman] - Excuse me!?
[Notch] Identifies her as the source of the smell and pinches his nose before coughing again-
[Woman] - You fucking retard, how dare you be so insulting!  And to be so in front of your child!?  I should call CPS on you!
[BEN] Very quietly snickering-
[Notch] Don't call someone a retard, especially... in front of my kid! Rude old hag. At least I don't smell like I bathed in cheap toilet spray!
[Woman] Goes red in the face- I'M CALLING THE COPS!
[BEN] Laughing just loud enough for Notch to hear-
[Woman] - And you must be a horrible parent!  Who let's their kid stay out this late and buys only junk food!?  I bet you live in a tiny, messy, cesspool of a box!
[Notch] Who's making a scene on camera here? It's not me. And we're getting snacks for a road trip at dawn, what's your excuse? Buying some sour wine to drink by yourself?
[Woman] - How dare you!
[Notch] How dare you lady? Mind your own business.
[Woman] Just starts screaming unintelligently at Notch-
[Notch] You make me wish I had a squirt bottle on me.
[BEN] Ducks his head a little as he uses his powers to make certain none of the woman's cards or phones will ever work again-
[Notch] Come on BEN, this is getting annoying. - Starts to walk away.
[Woman] - DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!
[Notch] Okay I'll skip. Get bent.
[BEN] Laughs again-
[Woman] Is left huffing in anger-
[Notch] Whispers to BEN- I grant that some people do really suck. I just want Cp to be doing it for a good reason. Not just randomly.
[BEN] - Don't worry, I've probably screwed up the entire rest of her year
[Notch] Huh?
[BEN] Explains what he did quietly as they approach the counter-
[Notch] Can't help but laugh- Oh dear....!
[Cashier] Just begins ringing their stuff up, not interested in having a conversation-
[Notch] Hopefully this will be good enough... We got nacho hot, ranch, bbq, plain, sour cream, pizza...? Pizza chips?!?! Yuck. With my luck those are the ones she'll want.
[BEN] Shrugs- What mom wants, she wants
[Notch] True that. - He pays for the pile of sacks and starts gathering them in one hand. - [at the clerk] sorry about the ruckus. People are so rude. You have a nice night, okay?
[Cashier] - Whatever, that bitch always starts stuff like that
[Notch] head shake- Then you have my pity as well.
[BEN] Tugs on Notch's shirt as the woman comes up towards the register-
[Notch] Gives her a sideways look- Not done yet? Don't you have a bridge to guard from billygoats someplace?
[Woman] - THAT'S IT!  I'M CALLING THE COPS!- She whips out her phone
[Notch] Gives her the faintest smug smile-
[BEN] Just starts grabbing bags-
[Notch] Waggles his eyebrows at the cashier like 'this is gonna be funny'
[Woman] Gets angrier as her phone doesn't work-
[Notch] See? Even your phone doesn't want to talk to you.
[BEN] - Can we go?  I'm getting tired
[Notch] Yeah come on, we've got one more little thing to do and we can split. - Heads out the door-
[BEN] - What else do we need to do?
[Notch] Take out the trash actually. Can you take me to my irl house? That's the least suspicious place to do it.
[BEN] Shrugs and makes a new opening-
[Notch] Scoots through and steps out of the big tv- Thank you. - He heads for the kitchen and starts emptying the chips bags out of the plastic sacks. - Doc will have a fit if I bring this stuff in as it is. Though it will result in several mystery items since we won't have the bags.
[BEN] - Do you have a pen?  We could mark each bowl with what type.  Or put a piece of paper on them
[Notch] Good point! I bet I have a sharpie on my desk. It's down the hall and on the first right if you want to grab it. - He's dumping chips into empty buckets and tucking the packaging under them for now on the counters.
[BEN] Goes down the hall, looking for the office.  Upon finding it he digs around until he finds a pen and brings it back, tossing it at Notch-
[Notch] Catches it deftly, - thank you. - The pen makes a satisfying squeaky noise as he writes on the buckets and stows them away. - And thanks for what you id back there too. I really don't want any contact with the police. Having that officer stalking me and my old staff is infuriating enough.
[BEN] - Hey, it's fun to cause mischief for awhile.  And any card of hers that gets near that phone or the other cards will be effected as well
[Notch] Laughs- Nice trick! I'm not opposed to mischief. But hey... I'm gonna be a granddad soon. - Strikes an unconvincing dignified pose- Gotta set a good example for the kiddles.
[BEN] - Pfft, like that will happen
[Notch] Lets out a bit of air- Well... At least I'm in better shape because of Cp, plus a mate and kids. I actually owe him quite a bit.
[BEN] - Yeah yeah, whatever.  Are we done here yet?
[Notch] Yeah, I'm done. Ready when you are. - He stuffs the bags into the trash can and waits for BEN.
[BEN] Makes another opening back to the server-
[Notch] reemerges and stands there adjusting for a moment. - I have so much stuff that needs to be copied...
[Doc] I already set up a double trunk. Just fill it up and I'll duplicate it all.
[Notch] On it-
[Lie] Is sitting next to Doc with CP resting lightly over her somewhat rounded belly, he's finally managed to start dozing-
[Doc] Okay, I got everything. -also directed at BEN- Good trip out?
[BEN] - Got to mess with a bitch
[Doc] Sounds about usual.
[Notch] She deserved it, it was pretty funny. Hey Lie? The queens chips are ready.
[Lie] - Gimme
[Notch] Shoves the trunk akwardly over to her- We got a bit of everything.
[Lie] Looks through and grabs some plain chips for now, quickly beginning to eat them while she keeps a hand on CP-
[Notch] Did he get some rest at least?
[CP] Irritated tail flick-
[Doc] As much as an angry cat can.
[Lie] - Sorry for making you go out for me...
[Notch] No big deal Lie.
[Doc] Is sorting through the inventory - It's cool Lie, now we have all these new snacks. I'll take Sam some copies too.
[Lie] Nods in understanding before accidentally grabbing a spicy one-
[BEN] Leaves, heading back towards his house-
[Doc] Is squinting at the array of buckets - Some of these are a bit hard to read though...
[Lie] Takes a bite and gets an immediate nope response- The hell is that one!?
[Notch] There was a sweet chili one. we really tried to get one of everything...
[Lie] - No spice please
[Doc] I'll make sure and mark that one.
[Lie] Goes for a different chip-
[Doc] Ooooh.... this one has cheese. I like it. - munches just a few chips -
[CP] Suddenly jumps up as Lie gasps.  He's standing up now, ears perked forwards in a very attentive manner as he looks at her belly-
[Notch] Did the baby startle you Cp?
[Doc] Also very attentive-
[Lie] - Notch, come here!
[Notch] Hurries over to her- What is it Lie?
[Lie] Grabs his hand and puts it on her belly, there's a faint little kick from inside.  That's what had made CP leap up so suddenly since it happened right under him-
[Notch] Makes the mushiest smile- Awwwwww tiny little bean kicking around.
[Doc] She griefed her daddy too. Ha!
[CP] Hisses at Doc, not amused-
[Doc] Happy chuckle-
[Notch] At least you know she's healthy Cp-
[Lie] - She's already getting so big...
[CP] Swats at Notch's hand-
[Notch] OOoooooow!
[Doc] Cp, come on!
[Lie] Gently pets CP- Hey, it's alright
[Notch] Cradles his bleeding hand-
[Doc] Pulls out a jar of paste and holds it out for Notch to take a bit-
[Notch] Thank you, that stings like a bitch.
[CP] Settles back down-
[Lie] Yawns-
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