#but you are good tho don’t worry 🤝

[bandzboy]

Being bitter at the mama’s for any reason is valid imo. And they def snubbed ateez so like I totally get it. Hope I didn’t come across like I was pro z*co in the last ask lol cause fuck that man. Also fuck mama and all the other rigged award shows while we’re at it

no no you are fine i understood what u meant sigh truly and obviously they will perform but it just upsetting how things unfolded in the end and they still get to thrive and perform at this award show like nothing happen it’s just sigh… mama sucks and atp i only tune in for a few performances only a few of the groups i stan are performing anyways so 🚶‍♀️

[bbangtans]

daybreak | jjk | oneshot teaser

Summary: One of your favorite things to do when you were in your early 20s was stay up late where reflective conversations eventually blurred into nonsense as the sun rose alongside someone you thought you would spend the rest of your days with… Now you’re stuck in New York City for one night due to a delayed flight with that very person standing there in his leather jacket and guitar case in hand across from you at the airport gate. See, fate is a funny thing and Jeon Jungkook could always find the humor in anything.

pairing: rockstar!ex!jk x f!reader genre/tropes: angst, fluff, exes to ???, right person wrong time/second chances, jungkook is so romance film lead coded – charismatic and well-spoken and genuine and ughhhhh i be fawning frrrr, this takes place where both jk and reader are 28ish, jk is a lead singer in a band with tae-jimin-yoongi, and y/n is a working professional rating/warnings: M | alcohol consumption, lots of swearing, semi-public sex, unprotected sex (don’t be all willy nilly with this tho!!!), dig bick jk lmfao, oral (f receiving), heavy petting, multiple orgasms. a/n: inspired by my faaaaaave movie before sunrise bc if there’s anything namjoon and i have in common, it’s that we are yearners 🤝 word count: ~10k POSTED: link

You cursed every cliched metaphor referencing the elusiveness of time… the grains of sand slipping through fingertips, the ticking of clock hands that echo in the back of your head, the passage of breezes, and the eventual rising of the morning sun. 

Jungkook smiled gently, wiping away a tear with his thumb which you didn’t even feel form as it fell down your cheek. “Don’t worry.”

“I just want you to know that I loved being in this moment. Sharing this night with you, that tonight it felt like New York was all ours. I could have never seen its beauty and experienced its magic the way I did with you.” Barely managing through your cries, you gasped for a breath as you tried to make out the next words. “But why did things have to turn out this way?”

The loud caws of the seagulls as they flew over the pier and the cold morning air fell onto forgotten senses as the only thing you could feel was the intensity of Jungkook’s stare on you. From your forehead that he placed a tender kiss upon, to your eyes that mirrored that silent longing his contained, the nose that he nuzzled against his, and chin that he held softly in his rough hand… It was like he was taking a picture of you at that moment. A moment where he was not rockstar Jeon Jungkook, but the Jungkook who always found a way to make you laugh and the Jungkook you dreamed of sharing matching rings with. And you were not the person living too fast for anyone to keep up with, but a person who could find the beauty in anything and the person that Jungkook could write a million and one songs about.

“Shh,” he comforted you as his arms wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you into his chest. “I really can’t thank you enough for tonight… I’ve never hated to see morning as much as I do now.” He chuckled dryly at the irony of all. 

You pulled back, surprising the man who towered over you. You held his confused face in your hands and smiled. “Me, too. I hope you know that.”

“I do now…” He whispered as though louder words could break the moment before placing a chaste kiss on one of the hands that cupped his face.

“Now what?” Your hands fell from his face and rested on his chest. 

Jungkook sighed in contemplation as he peered past you into the blossoming orange horizon before recentering his eyes on you and grin losing its warmth and being replaced with sadness. “Good morning, I guess.”

The gravity of the situation settled upon you both silently.

“None of that dramatic ‘goodbye’ shit in the morning!” You tipsily pointed at Jungkook with your beer who only laughed at your theatrics as some foam spilled.

Between chuckles, Jungkook was barely able to let out. “Okay, then what do we say at the end? When it’s morning?”

“What people always say at that time – ‘good morning’ and not goodbye. Let’s make it a nice ending for us, I feel like that would do us both justice.” Your gaze was too hazy to see the seriousness that lined his face but he shook it off and plastered his signature smile despite the storm in his heart. “I know it’s a little cheesy, but I don’t want to be sad in those last minutes with you.”

“Okay, we’ll bid each other ‘good morning’ when dawn comes then we go on with the rest of our lives. No sad stuff.”

“Promise?”

“Yeah, I promise.”

“Good morning, Jungkook.” No matter how dazzling your smile was, Jungkook could never be distracted from the tears that lined your gorgeous eyes. 

No physical closeness could ever combat the weight of what daybreak meant for you both.

[faithst]

ZB1 WHEN YOU ARE HAVING EXAMS

pairing zb1 x gn!reader

genre fluff

warnings mentions of food

notes me? your favourite zb1 writer ⁉️ pls im so touched, ilysm🥹 i hope your exams go by smoothly and thank you for requesting, ina ! i hope you enjoy this (i went to do this so fast bcuz of ur exams 💕)

masterlist<3

— zhang hao

so affectionate 🥹

soothing touches like tracing circles on your free hand while you study

reassures you alot like “you’re gonna do great”

listens to your rants and complaints abt a certain topic/subject you don’t like

his reaction to that is literally: “oh, it must be hard.” ☹️

always tells you that he is proud of you

overall comforts you as much as he can

“you have all the time you need, take it easy.”

— sung hanbin

worried 24/7 for you

not bcuz he thinks that you’ll do bad but because he doesn’t want to see you so stressed out

always supervising you cuz he doesn’t want you overworking yourself

maybe even more stressed than you 😭

insists you take a break even when you started studying like 15 minutes ago 😃

makes sure you take care of yourself while also putting your all into studies

hands you meals and drinks himself just so it’s easier for you

“remember that i always am and will be proud of you.”

— seok matthew

learns the subjects just to help you

sometimes, you end up teaching him a thing or two

creates a study timetable for you

his motivation makes you motivated; win-win ‼️

maybe a bit too motivated…

gives you questions during the most random times throughout the day 🫢

you’re brushing your teeth? question.

you’re taking out the trash? question.

his motto is ‘no pain, no gain’

“don’t fall asleep just yet, i have another question!”

— shen ricky

knows exactly when to help you or to give you space to study

if he sees you studying, he won’t disturb you

but if he sees you procrastinating, he uses the power of ✨bribery✨

“if you get an A on this test, i’ll buy you anything you want”

boom ez motivation 💥

“finish these questions and i’ll give you one of my photocards” “i want a jiwoong photocard though..”

isn’t jealous at all because secretly, he wants a jiwoong photocard too 🤫

“i’ve ordered 2 jiwoong pc’s!” “wait, why two?”

— park gunwook

helps you study 🤞

one condition tho; a kiss for some help

gives you tips and tricks on how to answer questions precisely

also gives you all his notes

makes sure you get enough sleep the night before an exam so you won’t be tired while answering it

very experienced in these matters 👍

when you feel like giving up, he gives you a motivational speech that would inspire many

very very very patient in teaching you so that you don’t feel pressured

“you got this one correct, you’re amazing!”

— kim taerae

he sees you studying and thinks that you’re very hardworking

therefore, he doesn’t want to bother you

absolutely silent whenever you study because any form of noise can be disturbing

like he tiptoes around 😭

but when you’re done, he asks if you need anything

a hug, a kiss, ricky’s wallet? he can give you them all

okay, maybe not the last one but you get what i mean

he convinces you to think that you’re the smartest person ever 🫵

“you’re gonna kill this!”

— kim gyuvin

he tries to help you study and cheer you up

as in, he doesn’t want to see you stressed so he cracks a joke or two 🤝

it becomes very distracting but he has good intentions

“do you know how to do this?” you ask, pointing to a question

“let me see…” bringing the book towards his face, squinting his eyes

places back the book in front of you “yeah, no. sorry..” 😃

eventually you ask him to be a bit more quiet and he has his lips shut

but he’s always in the room while you study whenever you need a joke to hear

“no joke, you’re the smartest person i know”

— kim jiwoong

checks up on you ALOT

gives you shoulder and head massages to release the tension you have there

goes up to you and rubs your shoulders 🫠

“hey, you deserve a break. let’s go for a walk.”

with him, all your worries disappear and suddenly you’re like ‘the tests are gonna be so easy’

if you just happen to become slightly anxious; he will notice

comes up to you to give you a kiss 💋

which breaks you from all bad thoughts

“after your exams are over, i’ll take you somewhere nice.”

— han yujin

studies with you cuz he most likely is also having exams 🤝

if he doesn’t understand, he asks you and vice versa

sometimes he spaces out and you have to bring him back to reality

when you’re really worried and start saying ‘what if’s’

he gives a whole list on why you’re going to get good grades

“firstly, you’re good at everything you do. secondly, i think you’re smarter than gunwook hyung.” 😦

before the exams start, he makes sure to say good luck to you

“i don’t need to say this because you always do so well but good luck!”

© keiwook

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[gregoftom]

I just finished ep5! I love this episode so much because of the deal tension!! My ass was SWEATING because I really thought they won't get the deal lmaooo plus shiv finally wins at something so that's always a plus to me lol

Now the tomgreg moments, why was greg calling tom 'Sir'??? What??? He was sticking so close to tom even though he wasn't even going on the same plane as him as hugo so unkindly remind him lol then tg strategizing together! And it's sweet to me that greg was so hyper conscious of how tom was doing, stealing glances etc, and IMMEDIATELY came to his rescue once he saw that tom was asking for help 🥺 I felt bad for him for getting laughed at by mattsson tho, anyways him mentioning greg not being on the list does that mean he's not actually invited to this annual meeting? That's so funny

YEAH damn it is tense!! and YES it’s nice when she actually gets something isn’t it 🤝

and AHHHHH god yeah!!!! the norway ep drives me absolutely insaaaaane, there is just this kind of Energy between tom and greg, god. the TUMMY PAT, greg constantly looking at tom’s mouth, them being on grounding that puts them at equal eye level while they strategise showing an extra level of intimacy, greg talking about sexual stuff as soon as he comes to tom, it’s endless. also this post of their touches and like, the top left of the blink and you’ll miss it bit, god greg is so damn touchy with tom, holding his arm and shit. ugh.

LMAO i know right, only feasible reason for greg to call tom that is because tom likes it [and greg likes it too] and LOL i love that too like hugo being like BITCH YOU AINT ON THE SAME PLANE and greg being like and? i don’t give a fuck, i need to check on my man 🔪 he was worried for him after what happened last time tom took a plane like that 🥺 god yeah it’s just. so good. good food. and do you mean wrt the kill list? greg isn’t on it bc matsson likes him and doesn’t want to gut him from the company o:

[poltergeist-coffee]

Qbagi is great, she goes "I'm vegetarian" and nobody questions about it

Then later she tells qpac she's not really vegetarian "I don't remember anything, how am I supposed to remember I I ate bacon or not?" she fooled us all but she's has a point

But oh, it was funny when she said she was vegetarian the first day because before she arrived people were talking on how would be funny she and qcellbit were siblings and she was vegetarian because qcellbit is a cannibal

BUT THEY CANONIZED THE NAME

THEY CANONIZED GÊMEOS DO MISTERIO

Qcellbit has a reason to be mad, because the federation was part of his life since the beginning and all the suffering he got through before returning to the same place? Yeah, though is not qbagi's fault but I can understand why he would be... I don't know the word but... Yeah

But at least he knows she will be by his side

For some reason, this reminds of a similar thing with roier

Like, did you see, during maximus show(?), when there was a moment that he mentioned a lot of crimes he had supposedly committed and roier went "this does not reflect the person he is today"(I remember some people joking about it lol)

"I don't care, he's my husband/brother"

-qroier and qbagi probably

On unrelated note, I've forgetting to say, but I was glad to see that Slime was playing in the qsmp recently, I've been wishing to him to join more for a time, he's a interesting guy

For curiosity, there's some to download a vod from twitch??? My twitch is kinda bugged when it comes to both watch on live and that already ended

The world hates me fr/j

"Quick pac hide your other leg"

That broke me, WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY???

Also, I've seen someone says that Walter Bob appears a lot to the Brazilians to help them, when TazerCraft got arrested, to help Bagi on her first day and now when Forever went to the nether

He's truly the Brazilian protector, isn't he?

Walter Bob come back I miss you 😭

Also, I have little idea of what's going on in the frenchs' lore but the frenchs are getting content recently, good for them(Does that sounds sarcastic???*) It's has been interesting

*It sounds to me but might be because that sentence is normally used sarcastically on Portuguese so I'm not sure on how it's sounds on English, but it's not meant to be sarcasm

Also did you that Jorginho(a porra do soro) appeared other day? I have no idea of what the admins were thinking when they created that thing, but they were into something

- 🍽️

I love how q!bagi was just lying from the very start. she came to the island and she had a plan 🔥🔥

i saw someone on tumblr mention like what if qcellbit asks bagi to eat a heart (maybe if a federation worker? or someone?) to lik eprove that she is really being true or will stick with him (because i think that’s something he did in Fuga impossível? i haven’t been able to watch it so i don’t know) but !!!!! that’s such an insane idea!!! especially because she would most likely do it!!! like akmdknvkjksm THAT WOUDL BE SO INSANE!!

qbagi 🤝 qroier never faulting qcellbit for all the things he’s done in the past and present because they care about him and believe in him. i hope they get a chance to talk today or at some point in the future about qcellbit :”))

YAAAA I LOVE SLIMECICLE!!! he’s so cool he’s so good at rping and making me want to scream in agony. he’s going to be streaming again today during the lore event (he’s even starting his stream at the same time) so !!!!! looking forward to it even though i cant watch <//3 IM GLAD YOU LIKE HIM THO :DD HES AN VERY INTERESTING LITTLE GUY

i think if you looked it up you could find ways to download twitch vods? i’ve never done it before so i don’t know D:

Walter Bob is genuinely like the Brazilians guardian angel, if anything happens to him (like permanently dying) i’m going to be so sad :((

Your sentence doesn’t sound sarcastic!! Don’t worry king! Good for them can be used both genuinely and sarcastic in English, it’s easier to tell when people talk it’s always hard to tell tone over just text lol so don’t worry it’s good 👍

i don’t know what/who Jorginho is :00 maybe it’ll be related to something today? >:3c

[sungbeam]

AH I FEEL BAD! I don’t want you to feel pressured or anything to answer!! I’ve just been home all day going between drawing and reading Ain’t No Romeo 😭😭😭. Don’t worry about me waiting, I can be a lil impatient sometimes so it’s good to make me wait 😭.

Han is literally my bias and I love him sm and Eric has my heart so I am very happy we are on the same page lol!

I’m taking this as an open invitation to annoy you tho so beware 😅 Truly tho it’s is always awesome to talk to someone who gets it. Thank you for being so awesome and sharing you beautiful stories with us humble tumblr gremlins 😩✊ (rest assured I will tell you all my thoughts on everything I’ve read by you from this point on)

~Eliza✨

omg pls it's totally okay 😭😭 ik how waiting for an ask to be answered can feel so don't worry at all !! i have a bad habit of letting things rot in my inbox sometimes, so it's good that you popped in again 🤧💖 ooooh what do u enjoy drawing, my friend? care to share with the class 😌 only if ur comfy tho! omg and ain't no romeo too?? very cool hehe lmk what u think!

AHHH han is actually one of my ults 😭😭😭 i love him so much it actually hurts aknfksjd i keep his pc in my wallet 😔💔 and eric has been bias wrecking me really hard this cb like TF MY MAN??

PLS :'))) im so happy to share my work with people !! and it's not annoying if i enjoy it 😋🤸‍♀️ come talk to me whenever you like !! us tumblr gremlins must stick together 🙏🤝🏼 i'll look forward to hearing from u <33

[lmanberg]

JASON! i just got done with a psychiatric evaluation and while it talked about stuff i expected (genera anxiety and depression) it also talked about early onset signs of hypo mania bipolar disorder. it’s early onset because i’m too young for it to really Be There and it’s not effecting my life to the degree a diagnosis or medication is necessary she was just like. there are signs of a possible manic disorder. it’s something to keep an eye on because it could become a bigger deal later on if we don’t address it now. it was kinda surprising because i expected stuff about ADHD (which i sorta self diagnosed? i get obsessed with stuff and have trouble focusing. that was soemthing i was worrying about but it didn’t show up on the exam which i think is strange because i worry about it but i guess it’s not that big of a deal? idk what to do about that) but not anything about a bipolar disorder so i’m kinda??? like i didn’t expect that LOL idkkkkkk idk i thought of you and was like. jason needs to hear this.

I would say congrats but no one’s happy to be mentally ill 😭 getting on track for diagnosis is good tho. I completely get where ur coming from with the ADHD stuff, it makes sense that someone too young to fully develop bipolar but still suffers from symptoms would think they’d have ADHD. Already you’re young, so your attention span is lower and energy levels are higher than an adults, and minors always compare themselves to adults. And when you’re hypomanic, it really does feel like you’re hyperfixating on things. Welcome to the club anon 🤝

[gerrydelano]

another live react because they are fun for me! JURGEN LEITNER???????????? martin why are you doing this ok yes don’t give it to him ohhhh lmao banter this is nice this is good my wpm is so low me🤝gerry OH JON MY LOVE :-) HE IS SO 💕💕 wait DAISY AND BASIRA??? i mean they did set a house on fire but STILL oh my gosh did mike give them an ELEVATOR? ok king THAT ART ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️it is gorgeous……. also PHAROS!!!! SABLE!!! oh the impressionist is so pretty ….. pop culture names sooo true!! the SOUTHERN ACCENT PLEASE wait RUSSIAN? wow impressive 👌 oh that was the impressionist talking oohhhh that makes more sense JON 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 that is so sweet oh they’re TEARING UP that is so sngdjdbdbbmmm REVA THATS A GREAT NAME HELLL YEAHHH yes jurgen is in the tunnels. i wish he wasn’t tho- oh ok yeah people are not having fun oh martin wanted more information ok i lowkey agree it would suck to have everyone know this world changing thing and talk about it around you but you don’t know OH they are going to talk to leitner not my top choice i tend to avoid leitner THE UNKNOWNING I FUCKING KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN…….. ok that was a really good chapter and i am HYPED for the next installment! this is long sorry

WHOA BOY! thank you so much i'm so glad you had fun reading :'-) that took me FOUR DAYS. here we go!

yes jurgen leitner u_u wish it wasn't! don't worry, though, martin knows better than that even if he's only doing this because no one will tell him anything!

JON BELOVED! i've been waiting for shalwar kameez jon times for so long... he is stoking so many crushes every day.

daisy and basira so did not come here for follow-up. (it's very early in their partnership.)

mike pulled a couple of strings! what's it to him? it was a lot more for the fun of getting somebody to mess with elias than out of the goodness of his heart, but gerry's not about to complain.

THE ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU KATE........

i was happy with "the impressionist" yes :'-) if sable has vast connection, they're very clearly stranger.

(they're also the one who was around to deal with the cops! no WAY gerry has that type of showmanship in a situation like that.)

of COURSE they're tearing up WOULDN'T YOU? jon BELOVED

yeah no one's having fun with this least of all martin oops

but you’re right they're all about to be having a lot of Not Fun, that’s for sure. wuh oh!!!!!!!!

[nochiquinn]

exandria unlimited episode 5: meta pigeon working overtime

aabria??

robbie???

why has everyone's face changed

rip orym

pumat?

it says something about how cinematically sad omar is that I didn't even notice the nails at first

I want the BOOK goddammit y'all

I just realized Matt's in the Shinra shirt, haven't seen it in a while

Crown Housekeeping

if those pies don't end up as weapons I will CRY

Are You There God It's Me Dariax

awww, she matched opal's Aesthetic

fy'ra what is your DEAL

stop throwing death flags

Glitter Shitter Diaper Routine

STOP THROWING DEATH FLAGS I have anxiety

wasn't Beautiful Idiots a thing

The Haul Ass Stat

"WHY are you RUNNING?"

MATT burn your DICE

mala: unethical god-follower relationships me: my favorite ao3 tag

stop making me want to ship it

you can just ask to cuddle, it's fine

"was she nice?" opal

there is no fate only wyrd

the dad council is consulting

make a roll to stop fy'ra from ending your shit

mala: fy'ra really just went "i have had these idiots for 1 week and if anything bad happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself"

fy'ra: nothing will suprise me everyone else: challenge accepted

aimee

oh I like that explanation

magical bandwidth throttled

just like in the magnus archives

"this world of darkness" wrong system

it IS fucking time loops goddammit

my sexuality is aabria as the spider queen

dorian no

doriAN NO

aabria: you are now chaotic neutral robbie: yeah that tracks

"we were all in computer lab together" high school au

wow, not a lot of midroll this time, huh

"I think I've just been mansplained in my own place"

"I cannot rub an entire ten-foot obelisk" EVERYONE'S face

the rubilisk

"trust me" "I don't"

matthew

"don't worry I got this" too late, already worried

dariax 🤝 jester distracted by the smell of baked goods

kicked a brain cell into him

with rain that rains

I love her

(it is a neat idea tho)

"this place is full of ladies with opinions and questions"

oh no matt was drinking

aimee just breaking this whole interaction over her knee

the wildmother hangs out with caduceus to destress from conversations like this

"they're the worst. so is florida. (sorry.)"

she protecc

I'm from Florida, I know these things

("nochi no one will get that" it was for me)

"I've been fucking this up from the beginning and I'm gonna keep on fucking it!"

"she's a hundred pounds soaking wet!" it is the WEIGHT of CONFIDENCE

fuck you [death rolls your crocodile]

they did it, they broke the dm

that's. actually kind of fair?

"give it to dariax, he'll try anything!" "YEAH he will" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

anjali's (fy'ra's?) little pumped-up proud mama bit

I feel like Anjali just likes saying Glitter Shitter (and she's correct)

liam just likes naming things

"what's a machina"

new quest on the world map

can I have a book about fy’ra

death flag

d o r i a n

y’all gay

the dads are fightiiiiiing

 dorian that was rude :(

oh cool I hate it

y’all GAY

oh I HATE IT

oh there’s my new twitter name, I’ve been waiting for one

“that was from BODY WEIGHT” “which you don’t HAVE because you don’t eat CARBS”

“the lady in purple” liam: :|

the hottest, crossest buns

Thanks, Melora

fearne no

bullet club is fine

[miomines]

Hell yeah friendship AND solidarity big pog <3!! Mod 🦷 says hi too and also same social anxiety hat BDJDBJD

But yea! Meiying would be the groups first official visionless member! There are technically a few others but they’re more “honorary” members in the sense they don’t really participate in the groups shenanigans if you get what I’m saying?

Reckless adventure baby WILL get adopted by team mom and also the team braincells so no worries <3 <3 spend time with team healer and the other kid/teen of the group when the rest are busy with non-adventuring things :D

- 🍡 from wishing-well-writing

(Ps: if you want us to attach some names to some roles please let us know b/c I’m trying not to spoil chasing tails too much but I also realize that me talking about my losers without any context would be... weird BKZNXKXN-)

I DIDNT HAVE ENERGY TO RESPOND TO THIS IM SORRY SKDHDKS i disappear without warning on occasions that's just how i am unfortunately 😔

hi mod 🦷!! same anxiety hat!! 🤝

meiying is actually not that young! she's half adeptus so she's been around for a lil while. she's certainly young for an adeptus tho! she just has a lot of energy. the unknown is interesting to her and she is determined to understand teyvat at its core. ruin guards and ruin hunters are particularly interesting to her.

she's more sturdy than a regular human due to being half dragon so she doesn't really think before running off into things? shes a lot more well behaved around her mom it's only when she's out on adventures. at some point you will see her just clinging onto a ruin guard for dear life bc she thought it would be a good idea to climb it.

meiying is good with first aid! not healing or healing magic but just first aid. medical care. she doesn't have a vision to rely on so she's gotten used to patching herself up n stuff. so if she's not involved in activities with the team she can help out afterwards!

i went on a ramble i am sorry i just have meiying on the brain apparently adslsksl also u can share names if u wanna! idk what could be considered spoilers for it so like. idk. it's up to u<3

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Long-Distance Love Affair

I’ll report to the Sixth. We’re ‘comrades,’ after all. (Yamato, Sasuke Shinden Ch. 3) | Kakayama Week 2020 Day 1: Modern AU | AO3 | 

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Yamato to Hokage Senpai: I’m back in Konoha; I’ll be by your office in a few.

Hatake Kakashi to Handsome Taichō: 👀🤝👘😜👽💍🥥🏒😍

Yamato: What does that mean?

Kakashi: 📯🔩📆🍱🎉✨🌳

Yamato: Kakashi. 

Kakashi: U told me you wanted me to communicate my feelings more

Yamato: And you’re delivering these feelings via cipher? 

Kakashi: The key will be released to u in the event of my death

Yamato: It’s like dating a bingo book.

Kakashi: Quit flirting with ur hokage, Tenzō

--

Hatake Kakashi to Team Sasuke Charge Your Phone: Team dinner 2nite

Yamato: Alright. What time?

Sakura: what if i had plans sensei

Naruto: RAMEN

Sai: Despite your short notice invitation, Kakashi, I would enjoy a social outing with our teammates.

Kakashi: Thank u, Sai. Naruto, we can eat ramen as long as u have a plate of vegetables separately, so I know u won’t lose ur ability to digest greens

Naruto: seaweed is green!!!!

Yamato: That really shouldn’t be the lesson here. 

Naruto: i’m learning to cook! i eat at least one serving of vegetables a WEEK

Sakura: how are you even alive?!

Yamato: NARUTO. 

Kakashi: Hmmmm 

Sai liked “i’m learning to cook! i eat at least one serving of vegetables a WEEK.”

Yamato changed the chat name to Team Naruto Please Call a Dietitian.

Kakashi: Naruto, I think you should have TWO plates of vegetables 2nite

Sakura: i didn’t agree yet. i could have plans!!

Kakashi: Do u?

Sakura: no, but i could. this is why you should tell us things in advance

Kakashi: It is in advance. Of dinner time 

Sakura: how have you put up with him for so many years, yamato-taichō?

Yamato: He’s very handsome, and I’m a little shallow.

Kakashi loved “He’s very handsome, and I’m a little shallow.”

Kakashi: You think I’m handsome, Tenzō? 👀

Sasuke: Gross. See you all at dinner. 

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Hatake Kakashi to Treefrog: Send me a picture of u

Yamato to Hound Dog: What kind of picture?

Kakashi: The regular kind. U can send me the other kind later. I’m in a meeting

Yamato: I’ll take a picture of my face in a minute. Wait, are you texting during a Kage Summit?

Kakashi: A shinobi never reveals his secrets. Also yes

Kakashi: But only bc Mei started it by showing me a picture of the person she’s seeing. So now it’s show-and-tell time

Yamato: Ah. Should I have put on a shirt for that photo then?

Kakashi: Tyvm. I was seconds away from pulling your mission record file

Kakashi: I wouldn’t worry about the shirt. Mei says u have nice shoulders

Yamato: Tell her thanks. Shouldn’t you guys be busy running the government or something?

Kakashi: Eh.

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Hatake Kakashi to Leafyoncé: konoha.shinobicraigslist.org/koh/pet/beautiful-german-shepard-needs-good-home/

Yamato to Kakash-ly Rowland: Do you think that sending me listings for puppies every day will slowly convince me we should adopt one?

Kakashi: I have no control over what seeing dogs does to ur brain

Kakashi: But if u want a dog, I would fully support ur decision

Yamato: I love your dogs. But there are eight of them already, Kakashi

Kakashi: They’re working dogs tho. Consider: a leisure dog

Yamato: Do we have the capacity to give a puppy the love and attention it needs, with our current lifestyles?

Kakashi: Sure we do. “Doggy Style” was my nickname in Anbu

Yamato (Leafyoncé) is typing...

Kakashi: I will not be accepting constructive criticism at this time

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Yamato to Xeroxshi: Kakashi. Don’t take this the wrong way...

Hatake Kakashi to Morning Wood: Do we need to have another conversation about texting with ellipses? Also what am I taking 

Yamato: Why is Sasuke on our couch? 

Kakashi: He’s sleeping

Yamato: That really doesn’t answer my question. 

Kakashi: He’s tired?

Yamato: Why is Sasuke sleeping on OUR couch and not his own bed or Naruto’s couch?

Kakashi: Sasuke refuses to sign another lease after the bird incident and he and Naruto are fighting

Yamato: Not again. What is it this time? 

Kakashi: Naruto got the kids friendship bracelets

Yamato: And???

Kakashi: Sasuke lost his on the outskirts of Iwa but he won’t tell Naruto that so he just told him friendship bracelets are for losers and children

Yamato: Well. Normal for those two. He could just buy some new friendship bracelets and I’m sure Naruto would get over it. 

Kakashi: That’s the fifth stage of grief. He’s still in the anger stage. Hence why we cannot wake him up from his nap

Yamato: Sasuke has been in the anger stage for the last 12 years. 

Kakashi: Accurate but unkind

Yamato: I’ll give him a blanket and a discussion on healthy communication with your loved ones. 

Kakashi: This is why ur his fave stepdad

Yamato: If you’re Sasuke’s father in this situation, I should hope I’d be his ONLY stepdad. 

Kakashi: He’s pretty set on Aoda being in the running

Yamato: Aoda is a snake!

Kakashi: And yet I somehow feel threatened by his parental authority 

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Yamato to HOTake Kakashi: Are you still working?

Hatake Kakashi to 10/10zo: Yeah. Mountains of paperwork ahead of me

Yamato: What time will you be home? 

Kakashi: Probably at least another hour. There’s a backlog of new business requests that I should push through by the end of the week

Yamato: Uncharacteristically timely. Shizune must be pleased.

Kakashi: I gave her the evening off. She’s too young to be working this much

Yamato: Isn’t she older than you?

Kakashi: I’m too young to be working this much

Yamato: Seems like you’re due for some lengthy, enthusiastic relaxation.

Kakashi: That’s an interesting way to put it, but I suppose so

Yamato: [Image Attachment] 😝

Kakashi: Tenzō, I’m in my office 😳😳😳

Yamato: Maybe you should come home, then.

Kakashi: If u take down the Shunshin Barrier I will come in thirty seconds 

Yamato: Don’t you always?

Kakashi: Why must u defame my character like this

Yamato: Humility is a virtue.

Yamato: [Image Attachment] 🌶️

Kakashi: U raise a very compelling point. Let me in. I don’t have my keys

Yamato: Should you be Shunshin-ing and texting? 

Kakashi: Ur the one sending dick pics to the ninja president

Yamato: ...We all have our vices. 

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Uzumaki Naruto to Team Sakura Could Have Plans: Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke says Yamato-taicho went shopping with him for new friendship bracelets yesterday bc u wanted him to leave ur apartment so u guys could kiss

Naruto: r u and Yamato-taicho BOYFRIENDS

Sakura: yes they are

Sai: They have shown actions consistent with a romantic relationship. 

Kakashi: I don’t understand the question

Yamato: We’re roommates.

Naruto: Roommates don’t KISS

Kakashi: Sasuke’s over at your place right now and you’ve kissed him before

Yamato: That tracks. 

Sakura: everyone’s kissed naruto at some point 

Sai: Is this part of your bond, Naruto?

Naruto: THAT DOESN’T COUNT YANNO!!

Kakashi: Who’s to say who can kiss their roommate or not? Things aren’t always so simple, Naruto. A shinobi must be able to see through deception 

Yamato: Kakashi is right.

Naruto: what does that MEAN 

Sasuke: It means Kakashi likes the old man. 

Sakura emphasized “It means Kakashi likes the old man.”

Sai emphasized “It means Kakashi likes the old man.”

Yamato: Hey! I’m not old. I’m three years younger than Kakashi.

Naruto: so u ARE boyfriends

Kakashi: Isn’t any man whose company I enjoy both a boy and a friend 

Naruto: well i guess

Kakashi: There you go

Yamato: I think the situation has been adequately explained.

Sasuke: Has it?

Sakura: weren’t you both in anbu? shouldn’t your interrogation evasion techniques be better than this

Kakashi: Eh. 

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Hatake Kakashi to Old Man Whose Company I Enjoy: Come here

Yamato to Roommate-san: Where’s here? 

Kakashi: I’m on the roof. I want you to come look at the moon with me

Yamato: I’m making dinner. For romance purposes or because it’s doing something it shouldn’t?

Kakashi: Wouldn’t u like to know

Yamato: It’s thrilling how you keep the mystery alive in this relationship. I’ll be up in a few minutes.

Kakashi: It’s a date

Yamato: If you keep dating me in public places, people might think we’re more than roommates.  

Kakashi: By “people” do u mean four nosy teenagers? 

Kakashi: U’d think the single bedroom and legal certificates would be a give away

Yamato: It does seem like it would be Shinobi 101. Should we be giving them basic training again?

Kakashi: I would enjoy bringing out my old disguises 

Yamato: I’d say you were meant to be an actor, if you weren’t so good at being a ninja.

Kakashi: Such a flatterer, Tenzō. Be still my beating parts

Yamato: I don’t think that’s how the saying goes.

Kakashi: It is when ur quoting Icha Icha 

Yamato: How much do you let that book guide your relationship decisions?

Kakashi: 69%

Yamato: I walked right into that one. I’m bringing dinner up. Eggplant miso. 🍆

Kakashi: Thank u. And u know that’s not what that emoji’s for 

Yamato: What’s it for?

Kakashi: [Image Attachment] 🍆

Yamato: Ah. Do you think the Daimyō has access to our phones?

Kakashi: God I hope so

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hellow it’s clyde! *waves*

ahhhhhh if you were to post your performance that would be so amazing (only if ur comfortable tho). gasp yes i wonder what a caliban costume would look like...

i’m so excited for you amigo :)))

yeah i get your reasoning. i think i’m one of the people that sometimes forget authors exist because acknowledging them would mean the worlds aren’t real... and that is just sad.

haha you seem like the kind of person to act like a slytherin but is actually a gryffindor inside

i think i’m a ravenclaw... but pottermore says i’m a gryffindor? idk maybe i’ll just go with divergent at this point

gAsP awesome you dye your hair friend it’ll be so amazinggggg. asdfhjk i bet u look so pretty in a pink suit :)

ahhhh fair reasoning. oh no the dreaded locker room... i hope people don’t be mean to you when you eventually have to use the locker room. asdfhjk i want to threaten everyone that could potentially be hostile towards you but as i’m about a kajillion kilometres north of where you are i can’t do much

yeahhhhhh maps are interesting when you don’t have to make them i guess. but i’m done the project (four freaking days later) now so yay!

oh um that is unfortunate i apologize i hope you will be able to get your illness cured sometime in the near future bc food is good

haha meat is indeed delicious. when my parents split i was able to try like actual bacon for the first time and omg it’s so goodddddd. i relate friend

now for the question... hm... you mentioned your writing... do you write like fanfiction, or poetry or stories or i can’t think of anything else but i’m sure there’s more stuff...?

honestly this is so fun :) i enjoy being ur friend cecil

also i was literally scrolling through tumblr for like 10 minutes wondering if u saw my ask (bc that’s what i do i’m annoying sry) then i realized i hadn’t even sent it yet and i’m like wow okay brain cells how many of your limited number are even awake in there?

That’s so relatable thinking is so hard I have two brain cells and they can never rub together lmaooooo also you aren’t annoying I was in my inbox most of the afternoon like ,,,asks?? So yeah lol

Well heck I may have to!! I’ll definitely post a pic of my finished costume. Today I tried it on so they could fit it before they distressed it (like theyre gonna tear it up and throw mud all over it) and I’m super excited! I have my arm brace to practice with too, in order to make the twisted posture easier on myself.

See when I enjoy a fandom i definitely separate my version from the original pretty distinctly, whether or not I like canon, so if I stop liking canon, I still have the idea in my head, you know? I’m a maladaptive daydreamer so some of this is clinical, but that’s a different story. Anyways, you let them Harry Potter characters live on in your heart no matter what J K R*wling is like.

You strike me as someone with ravenclaw energy but I think gryffindoors are supposed to be more friendly, generally. I resent not being slytherin because I want people to respect me and they never do :/ they’re always just like what a loser but gryffindoor is cool and hey if we both are 😌🤝😌

Sngialcospxls thank you I have previously been told I am generally found attractive,,,,,, who knows

Aww you threaten transphobes with your vibes bro!!! (Is bro an ok term of endearment for u?) and I’m done with pe after this year so that won’t be a problem!! I’m worried about my binder cause I can’t wear it a full school day but I’ll fuck my ribs up when it comes to it (/j I won’t do that)

Also I relate cause every time someone tells me to do something that isn’t for theater I immediately hate it no matter if I liked it before lmaoooooo

My illness isn’t that bad I hope I didn’t make it weird lol it just hurts sometimes but like I’m used to it and anyways I will. And I still enjoy food, even just out of stubbornness sometimes lmao. Also bacon is just 👀👀👀👀👀 who invented it and can I make out with them.

You have such educated and kind questions I feel so like. Listened to it’s wonderful. And I love being your friend too!!

I write a lot of stuff. I can mimic most styles if I put my mind to it but most commonly for fun I write short stories (basically fanfiction but somet I have been told that I write good dialogue and long descriptions. I also “work” for the national High School Critic Association (CAPPIES) which is my most pretentious title lmaoo. I’m pretty good at it though, I’ve been published the last three plays and I’ve got another this weekend. I can also write a killer argument essay, but those aren’t very fun, so-

Can u tell I’m vain about my writing? It’s not even my main passion but people praised me too much and now I’m disastrously stuck up lol

You’re so much fun, Clyde!! I feel like I have a pen pal, except with instant gratification :))

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I always get so happy when you reply to me you’re amazing ❤️-🍻

I LOVE OPENING MY INBOX TO SEE A MESSAGE FROM U !! <33 LOVE LOVE LOVE

Anonymous said: And you’ve watched pride and prejudice 🥺 I always wanted to re watch that movie but none of my streaming platforms has it anymore. I used to watch it all the time 😍-🍻

it is absolutely my favorite movie but its SO HARD TO WATCH?? LIKE NO STREAMING PLATFORM OFFERS IT SO I ONLY EVER GET TO WATCH IT WHEN I’M WILLING TO SIGN UP FOR A FREE 1 WEEK TRIAL FOR A PLATFORM THAT DOES HAVE IT OR IF I WANT TO RENT IT </3 i still haven’t bought it yet but it is on my wishlist 🤝

Anonymous said: Oh and surprise surprise as if my obsession with bonfire of destiny hasn’t escalated anyway I’m writing a Harry au inspired by it now 😂 a bit nervous tho since English isn’t my first language and I’ve never posted any of my writing but I’ll just have to grow a pair😂😂-🍻

OMG YES A PERIOD DRAMA HARRY AU !! I LOVE !! don’t ever be worried ab english being your second language !! 1) your english is already so amazing i couldn’t even tell that it wasn’t ur first language through ur anons bc its already so good?? 2) if anything it’s just really impressive that you learned and are writing whole stories in a different language!! tumblr would be so lucky to be able to read ur writing 🥺