#by mr. german

[donaviolet]

Words cannot explain how in love I am with Will Wood's new song titles

[flypanegg88]

『Der Januskopf』（1920 ）Lost film

[demoralised]

911 GT3

[frenchiepal]

10.1.23🌷 did a short revision session and then watched my friend be productive for two hours :)

[ganondoodle]

(while i am crumbling into pieces from cramp pain)

back when they announced the totk masterworks book i said i wasnt happy about it bc it would either

prove they thought all this was good from the start and everything went as planned

show us that they had unbelievable better ideas and plans but for some unknow reason scrapped it all

as it stands now with the concepts i have seen ... they somehow did both, some things seemed to have been planned fro mthe start (the whole focus on sonau/zonai stuff for example, which i personally just dont like bc i liked them better as an unkown mystery you never get to meet) and other stuff (like ganondorfs concepts, or the infinitely cooler castle in the sky esque concepts for the sky islands, instead of some nonsensical, meaningless little stone crumbs) was much, much more interesting initially (together with the interviews that said they initially planned to have the battery be a magic meter and make the sonau more magic than tech- but then decided to build their stuff around modern electrical devices just so players would immediately know what it was an what it would do -why????? thats so boring?? and unecessary ?? and they still give you tutorials for it anyway, multiple times??!!- for some ungodly reason)

it makes me more and more sure that this game, that took 6 years to make with most assets already being there (the same time that botw took to make?????????), went through a similar development hell as that one final fantasy game did where the director decided to make it an entirely different game every few weeks bc he saw something cool in another game-

its the only thing that makes sense to me, why else would it be so weirdly ... unfinished, its full of grand ideas badly executed, or like i said in a previous post, like an alpha build (weird! did someone in charge also see cool stuff every few months and decide they wanted it in there too no matter what so everyone had to scramble to try and put it in making the whole jenga tower fall over and over??), just to test how far you can push things, with placeholders everywhere, the same cutscene pasted in where another should be and a placeholder reason to get players to go soemwhere (fake zelda) and rough ideas for puzzles etc, that was never finished, jsut highly polished (in looks, sounds and presentation) in hopes of it being 'good enough' or players not noticing (like, take the underground for example, the idea itself is fantastic and cool as fuck, but its feels like an idea that was never finished and just barely fileld with some things to try and cover up the fact that it was never done, like a statue that wasnt done being carved but ran out of time so they painted it anyway- take the base map and invert it, put some easily accessible points of jumping down into it in random spots to test if the game can handle it- no time left to actually get that idea anywhere more specific and well thought out/put together, so its left like that, put the same texture everywhere, barely modified copies of the same enemies, and some little reward spots that make no sense, modelling three types of trees and an enemy camp is way quicker to do than actually making an entire new map (they didnt have to make it the same size btw, just make it big but unique caves, put the gravity effect down there in enclosed spaces! makes it less weird to have randomly happen in the sky! etc) but its there!! its in the game and if they are lucky most players wont go down there enough to notice how meaningless and unfinished it all is)

knowing they would most likely never admit to it though, probably bc of their reputation, is just addign to the frustrations i have with it :I

(i just hate to not know the reason for things, if the devs, who are usually the ones being worked to the bone for things they know arent good, where put through that bc some executive big shot threw their tables around every so often or neglected their project bc they wanted to focus on something else first ... id like to know, i dont enjoy making up these conspiracy (?) theories .......... but i cant shake this feeling, its jsut makes no sense)

[aliesafenlock]

Susan Rigvava-Dumas as

Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca

Lilli Vanessi in Kiss me Kate

Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard

Lucy Harris in Jekyll & Hyde

@gwouinaelle @luvdegreen @mean-lesbians

@alicesbread @cooter-n-tooter

[fed-erratas]

[channelsoph]

sir vessel summoning the pit :D

[matoitech]

woof woof, bark bark. up for sale on my th

[driftbit]

I was talking to a professor on the train home this week and asked her if she was reading anything interesting, and among the things she listed she said, “A book by a german book reviewer from the 1800s; I’m unfamiliar with everything he’s reviewing, but he has such a captivating style,” and I KNOW we all joke about online needing a 1-4 hour long video essay on a topic we know nothing about on a piece of media we will never consume and we think that sounds ridiculous but IT’S SO NOT!!!! THAT’S STYLE BABY!!!! if someone’s style of speaking captivates you and entertains you, that in itself is entertaining and FUN AND GOOD!!!!! this weird little experience, it isn’t a lonely internet one, however much it might feel like that in our little echo chamber. others do the same thing, not everything has to be engaged with on an intellectual level, not everything has to be an essay or a debate, sometimes things can just be STYLE BABY!!!!

[veresidae]

scared guy

[badgebadge314]

All of doc's tools/armor names as of his latest episode (hc10 ep 20) bcz I'm insane and idk if you can explain some of these that would be highly appreciated

Also I tried to organise the images like, 3 times I don't know why they're going all over the place

Edit: i finally fixed it 👍😃👍

Also his shovel is called löffel which translates to spoon but I forgot to screenshot it

Thoughts and explanations under cut

I love how his how is still called etho's mum

His bow being called David Bowie is everything to me.

Also the boots are so creeper goat man who wears Crocs

Thanks to @/penguinpebbleroflove for the following explanations!!

For the silk pickaxe the second word "Hacke" pretty much is just pick, as in pickaxe.

The pants are called "Lederhosen". Word for Word this translates to "leather pants". Usually people refer to Bavarian Tracht with that. It's probably a play on the stereotype that all German people always wear them like it's Oktoberfest

Ulfberht, the name of the sword, is a name that has been found as an inscription on many historical swords. It is assumed to be the name of not a single smith, but of a smithing workshop throughout generations.

[natjennie]

the best part of bbc ghosts is that it's not just silly crazy zany ghosts and StraightFaced People having to put up with them like. the ghosts all sometimes hate each other too and alison and mike are just as bonkers as them sometimes. you must understand that in a muppet version of bbc ghosts like. humphrey's head would be the real person if anything. none of them are free from tomfoolery.

[niche-musical-theatre-memes]

This scene breaks my heart every time.

[4ndj4]

The Dogs, but they're actual dogs (+ Eddie and Joe)

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🤍 Mr. White - Kangal

Pretty but also scary boy. Looks like an older man. It's the face, it has a Keitel face. Maybe if the dog was smaller it could've been perfect.

🧡 Mr. Orange - Canaan

I dunno?? It looks Freddy-ish. Skinny, orange and a resting worried face. Not really a cop dog but he's trying. Also thought about putting a Basenji.

🩷 Mr. Pink - German wirehaired pointer

DOG WITH A GOATEE??? Struggled not to put a Chihuahua here. Looks a bit serious idfk. He looks like he's about to say that he's a professional.

💛 Mr. Blonde - Thai Ridgeback

Edgy character - edgy dog. Ridiculously quiet but scary. Also same forehead. Could easily imagine this dog shooting the whole jewelry store down.

🤎 Mr. Brown - Bull terrier

Silly fucking dog. Met one of these, it's like the most worry-free, braindead thing I saw. Will die if you don't pay enough attention to him. Also a Madonna fan.

💙 Mr. Blue - Scottish deerhound

Grandpa dog, also very quiet. Hesitated before putting this. This dog is too pretty to be compared to Blue but like... which dog isn't?

👤 Nice Guy Eddie - Irish setter

Fancy-ass fucking dog. Curly ginger. I can hear this dog yelling at the rest to calm down until "daddy" comes back. I don't know, it just looks lost.

👤 Joe Cabot - American pit bull terrier

Edgy sonuvabitch. Didn't know what to put here, it just looks short and grumpy so why not (it's the non-existent neck). Kinda feel bad for the dog now.

[themintman]

Such gorgeous homophobia in his eyes 😍