#c diego

[doctorareyes]

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[ user feels a pit of dread in her stomach about this. User wonders if she is reading too much into what the first letters of this law firm spell out. User has to drink. ]

Fuck off. No. This is a overly elaborate and really weird prank, and I'm not into that. I don't have money feelings. My best friend was eight years old but I wouldn't ever want to get rid of her

[irlsunbeam]

[This message features poorly edited screenshots from a bootleg mobile game. The Disney lawyers are sleeping on the job, apparently...] Help a little lonely fairy get her wings back in Tinklebowl’s Flight! Tinklebowl needs your help to find her way home. :( Save her with the power of friendship! Get a powerful bonus by sending this invitation to eight of your truest friends and getting them to join your party! It must be true friendship… We will know if you’re just making accounts to cheat the system. :)

[ user screams ] Yeah, nope!! Not gonna do that! I don't cheat, first off, I don't like Tinkerbell, second, and this is literally a scam. I have three truest true friends, if my brother counts, and I am working on more. I hope to have more soon.

I don't cheat. Also, Tinkerbell notoriously isn't the most friendly. She literally tries to murder Wendy?? I don't think she'd want to be saved by the power of friendship. She stays alive by people believing in her existence.

I prefer my Finch app, any game with cute animals, and the one that identifies bird sounds! Also all my dictionaries. Not this. No thank you! I decline!!

[staceyevansxsubs]

@domdiegotorres You're fucking hot!

Well thanks. I always love hearing that. I'm Stacey Evans - nice to meet you.

[banisheed]

Charmer. I'd think you could make a lot of headway here, or are you telling me that you like to run from challenges?

[user is trying very hard to think of interesting questions but all that comes to mind is "have you killed someone" or "will you kill someone" "when will you kill someone"] Do you want to make a deal? The next question I ask you (once you agree), you provide me a truthful answer, to the best of your ability. Do you agree?

And I'm a realist. How much headway can I really make, confined to this cold, digital existence? Words are the job, but I'm much more impressive off the clock and in the flesh.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Truce is yours. And I could tell you something about me, but, apparently, I am so very boring. Though, famously infamously, depending on who you ask, an open book. Happy to give you ammunition, if you you supply the questions.

[cintasvel]

[uwingdispatch]

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[stoat-party]

[salemswitchtrial]

I'd hate to disappoint you, but you're more than welcome to try. Don't worry, cutting off is actually my specialty.

Well, welcome to town from a fellow newbie. I'd be down to explore. I'm on the college campus a lot, maybe we can meet there?

I bet that I can change that! Though if I begin to wax poetic about lenses, cutting me off is the humane thing to do.

I'm new, too! Haven't had a chance to explore much. I would enjoy the company, even if you do not want to commit it to film. It can be an adventure! Where would you like to meet?

[jeannepompadour]

Infanta Maria Theresa by Velázquez, 1653

[aesthetic-bbyg]

I NEED Diego Hagreeves

[staceyevansxsubs]

Happy to hear your family is well, sir.

As for Locktober - fuck this shit.

Well, well, well. I'm back from my trip to NY. Thankfully, the family is fine, just had to take care of some business with father.

How's everybody doing? How's locktober treating you all? Is that thing, still a thing?

[hallcw]

open  to  all. where:  back  room  of  the  small  bar,  with  a  very  nice  white  wall  and  a  great  wine  selection. afternoon.

"It's  a  type  of  helminth,  a-a  worm."  for  the  longest  time  they  believed  the  parasite  to  be  strictly  a  new  type  of  protozoa.  There  were  over  65,000  known  protozoa's  before  the  hallow,  a  simple  mutation  was  enough  to  open  the  floodgates  to  a  whole  lot  more.  "It  explains  the  host  manipulation  once  embedded.  There  is  a  branch  of  larvae  that  alters  the  behaviour  of  the  host  to  make  them  more  susceptible  to  predation.  Whatever  helminth  we're  fuckin'  with  took  larvae's  idea  and  ran  with  it."  more  worrying  than  that  was  the  lifespan  of  a  single  helminth,  and  how  effective  they  were  at  keeping  their  hosts  alive  --  a  smarter  and  far  more  intricate  system  than  a  rapid-fire  virus.  "We  used  to  think  that  a  simple  upgrade  on  metronidazole  or  chloroquine  or...benzimidazoles  and  praziquantel  would  sort  the  issue  and  I  mean,  we  tried  we  really  did  its  not  --  what  I'm  trying  to  get  at  is,  I  need  this  room.  You  can  stay  and  uh,  keep  these  drinks  comin'  or...y'know,  go  find  a  different  one."  it  mattered  little  to  him,  if  he'd  had  company  or  not.  He  lifted  up  the  bottle,  perfectly  preserved.  "Decoy,  '97. You in or out?"

[bagelbun333]

Diego's evolution, plus a long list of my headcanons for him below ^-^

This is what I have in mind when I write fanfiction about him c: (feel free to use them if you want!)

I was too lazy to draw him as a baby, but he was bottlefed coffee once

Born in 1984 (Between Feb 16th and Aug 27th)

Hispanic

Bisexual

Has ADHD

6'1 (Canon height)

Can speak fluent Spanish, English is his second language

Will slip into Spanish mid-sentence when emotional

Became an orphan at 5 y/o

Was adopted by Grossberg at 10 y/o

Inspired to become a lawyer because of Grossberg

Grossberg often took him fishing, he likes it as a hobby

Good at cooking

He had a mohawk fade haircut as a teenager (it kinda looks like one in the image below, and it's before the DL-6 Incident so he must've been around 16 or 17 here)

Good with kids (was often responsible for looking after the younger children when he was in the orphanage)

Red is his favourite colour

Went to law school with Jake Marshall and Eddie Fender

Loves reading books and studying literature

Is a big fan of the “Adventures of Herlock Sholmes” novels

Can play the saxophone

Started smoking at 16 y/o with the influence of Robert Hammond, but he stopped at 21 y/o when he got addicted to coffee instead (idea came from this concept art)

His smoking phase is why he has a deep, raspy voice

Started studying law at 17 y/o, became a lawyer at 21 y/o

Started having a promiscuous relationship phase at 17 y/o, stopped at 23 y/o (a couple years before he met Mia)

Physical touch is his love language

Power-bottom (submissive for Mia)

"Intellectually" attracted to Jake

He loves the feminine aspects of himself as much as his masculine aspects

He got his first piercing at 19 y/o

Started getting cats at 22 y/o (he has five of them, all named after coffee blends)

Big cat dad

Him saying “Ha…!” is one of his vocal stims

He keeps his attorney's badge in his pocket a couple years into his law career

Has an overprotective personality

Met Mia two years before the events of 3-4

Mia gave him a dark blue magatama as a good luck charm

He gets flustered when his own flirtatious words are used on him (especially when it's from Mia)

Blushes when receiving compliments (especially from women)

He doesn’t kink shame (based on image below)

Very good at doing voice impressions of people, even if it's feminine (this is actually canon, but not many people know that)

Has a habit of copying people's methods and using it against them (he does this in court)

Will flirt if it means it can help him win a trial

He was planning on proposing to Mia

Used to love cream and sugar in his coffee before he was poisoned (mocha latte was his favourite)

Depends on the AU I'm writing, but for canon events, Mia took Diego's cats to a trusted cat shelter while he was in a coma

After his poisoning, Diego refuses to put anything in his coffee, even if it's too bitter for him

Awakened from his coma sometime between August and November 2017 (At 33 y/o)

Starts having an identity crisis and existential crisis around November 2017 until he came up with his Godot persona in April 2018

Often forgets how old he is after coma

His attention span worsened after coma

Received his visor in March 2018

Released from the hospital sometime around April 2018 (after 2-4)

His coffee addiction became more severe after his poisoning: the scent woke him from his coma and he doesn't want to fall back to sleep, plus the scent reminds him of the wholesome memories he had with Mia and he wants to relive that time constantly

Suffers from Somniphobia/Insomnia because of his coma

Sleepwalks sometimes

Gets nightmares regularly

Often gets sleep paralysis

Has paler skin after coma

Skinnier physique after coma

Hurts himself physically to show that he's emotionally hurt (he's so used to hiding everything behind a smile that he doesn't really know how to express emotions)

Has one of those blind cane things but he hates using it

Gets chronic migraines

Hallucinates sometimes (I got the idea from when he saw Mia's spirit at the end of 3-5)

Gets panic attacks regularly (bc his emotions are so repressed)

Has Lepidopterophobia - fear of butterflies (trauma from Dahlia Hawthorne)

Became a prosecutor sometime during July 2018

Doesn't like looking at his own face during the events of AA3 (hates appearing vulnerable to others)

He never turns the lights on in his apartment (his visor allows him to see in the dark)

Because of his visor, he thinks he's wearing a black shirt and red tie (switched the colours from how he used to look, plus he wants to wear black bc he's grieving)

Extremely touch-starved after coma

Throws away his Godot persona after the events of AA3, February 2019 (This is canon but apparently a lot of people seem to think otherwise??)

[nightmareb1tch]

Those loyal fans who have been following me on my TUA shitposts:

How do you think group therapy would work with the Brellies+the Sparrows+Lila? Especially with all of my headcanons...

I'm sorry if some of them may be too far of a reach or a little crazy, i'm trying.

[staceyevansxsubs]

Well, yes, but I'll forgive you since you didn't know. Thank you, Sir, that's nice of you to say. It was a good day, certainly. Oh that could be fun. Yeah, I'm kind of a cheap person so I'll always pick cheap/free things over spending money on literally nothing tangible.

Oh shit! Did I miss your birthday? Happy birthday beautiful! Hopefully you had a great time!!! We could totally celebrate this weekend, maybe a club or something that don't require waisting money?

[chisecco]

did a six fanarts challenge on twitter, this is the result!