#c: britta hawthorne

[enbyripley]

analyzing remedial chaos theory instead of doing my overdue assignments

ok so I've been rewatching community and taking notes, and recently i watched remedial chaos theory and i just wanna talk about how each timeline relates to what abed thinks will happen if each person leaves greendale or the study group or him. i may be very wrong but ive seen the darkest timeline get talked about a lot (as it should) but i think the other ones have a lot of things to say as well anyway lets get started (listed as they’re shown in the episode not numerically)

timeline #2: annie leaves

so i like to think of this reality as the baseline or setup to all other ones. i wrote in my notes that “nothing very notable happens”, nothing happens in this timeline that doesn’t really happen in the other ones. it’s almost boring, which could be how abed thinks things would end up if annie were to actually leave, in a more permanent sense rather than a getting pizza sense

timeline #4: shirley leaves

the main thing that happens in this reality is that shirley’s pies are burnt when she goes. there’s also the googly eyes moment which probably says something about shirley’s “pure nature”, how the group may function romantically without that deep sense of morality to keep them in check, or at least judge them. shirley does end up leaving somewhere in season five or six, nothing really happens other than the show going further off the rails (also troy and abed looked at each other during that romantically themed moment trobed brain go brrrrr)

timeline #3: pierce leaves

troy and britta romance and we are introduced to the toilet olives in troy and abed’s apartment, nothing other than that. i don't think abed believes that anything too notable happens when pierce leaves, well accept troy getting with britta sooner and we already know how that went down in virtual systems analysis and conventions in space and time. but when pierce dies in real life, troy ends up literally leaving abed, and everyone else. so same principle just at a larger scale which made me sob

timeline #6: britta leaves

now we r getting interesting 😈 this timeline especially showcases abed’s dislike of troy and britta’s growing feelings for each other. troy and abed exchange this quick dialogue that goes: troy: “you’re the best” (directed at abed) abed: “wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbed?” anyway, jeff and annie get together and britta is moved out of the romantic picture when she falls in love with the pizza guy

timeline #1: troy leaves

ouch! just writing that heading brought me physical pain! anyway, something i didn't mention before this point is that in every timeline thus far, abed’s raiders boulder gets rolled down the ramp, but every time abed was able to catch it. this time however, it rolls onto the ground (since abed shows britta to the bathroom instead of troy). now this is when i start reading into things at least a little too much but oh well, my post my rules. so my thoughts are that that boulder represents abed’s sense of control when each person leaves. when every person before troy left, he was able to regain that control by catching the boulder before it’s on the ground and out of his hands. he doesn’t regain that control when troy leaves, rather his loss of it initiates most of the other events in this timeline. the chaos doesn't have any parallels to reality, just wild shit. HOWEVER, before abed goes to help pierce out, he adjust the lil figurine on the raiders display. this is a Reach but i think if we connect this to troy actually leaving, it represents abed focusing on appearances, making sure no one know how distressed he actually is. he tweaks the figure before dealing with the serious things that are going on around him. anyway if i’m right geothermal escapism and all episodes that follow suddenly get a lot more sad (and i cried over troy not being present in at least ten of them so yeah it’s A Lot it makes me feel A Lot of Things)

timeline #5: abed leaves

so in this one, britta eats shirley’s pies and reveals the group’s plan to not let shirley make cooking her Thing, jeff and annie kiss like in timeline #6, but annie ends up revealing that she has daddy issues and both she and jeff end the kiss feeling uncomfortable. abed comes back, says “pizza time”, and isn’t able to notice that everyone else is dissatisfied. it’s pretty self explanatory, abed’s concerned that if he leaves, he’ll end up being out of sync with the study group

conclusion

ok but like i didn't even touch on the darkest timeline beyond troy and abed’s housewarming party and how after abed catches the die he emphasizes essentially how much he thinks that no one has to leave and ow i’m sad again, but yeah if you read through this thank u and good job i am forever in your debt. also the title isn’t a joke i wrote most of this during my social studies Zoom call during which we went over the assignment i haven't even started✨

[wonderland-writes]

Am i really gonna have to be the one to write up a bunch of one shots/headcannons about Community? Like imo it deserves WAY more credit than its ever actually received.

[themomsandthecity]

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[paisleyfyfod]

[ooc] britta & paisley

okay so i think paisley thinks she and britta are actually best friends. like the second she started dating chase, britta automatically became her best friend. and i feel like paisley is always trying to drag britta out shopping and things. (because, lbr, paisley could never go shopping on her own. she’d get lost.) and i’m thinking britta probably thinks paisley is the dumbest thing on two legs and is constantly asking chase why he’s even with paisley??? yeah??

[wesfyfod]

[ooc] britta & wes

okay so if these two weren’t already friends, i feel like they should be??? they’re both not super good with emotions and i feel like that could work in their favor? because if they’re both that way, there would be less pressure? and i feel like wes also has taken quite a lot of science classes and enjoys things like chemistry but, in the end, he loves nature too much to do anything else?? but he might be some kind of science minor? anyway, maybe that’s how these two met? i could see them having been in some kind of project together and maybe ended up vaguely friends because of it? thoughts??