#c: hrist

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Was it ALL of you???? Did ALL of you think Kristian was pronounced the same as Christian????

[videcoeur]

"Tonight, I'm giving my all for a remedy."

"Are you sick? Disgusting." And that was all he would say on the matter. Humans are so weak, so fragile.

If she dies, she dies. He's not about to sink his fangs in diseased flesh to save her.

[seii-fantasy]

WHERE'S THE KID?

Ror characters x Nezuko! Reader

Just to say im alive😭

"Y/N WHERE ARE YOU!"

Y/n , a young woman who has been turned into a demon and her apparence turned into a child of six years old .

She was sleeping on a comfy pillow , the gods and human with the valkyries thought it will be better to leave the small girl sleeping alone ; after a couple of hours Brunehilde came back to check on Y/n but the small h/c girl has disappeared

Brunehilde kept calling for Y/n , searching for her but it was useless. She had disappeared .

Then Brunehilde has yelled the h/c name in the whole pantheon . Her scream was heard in the Valhalla , the Gods has recognized the name who was screamed by the Oldest Valkyrie .

"(Name) has vanished ?" Adam thought . His fatherly instinct kicked in , in a matter of seconds , he appeared infront of Brunehilde "Where is Y/n?" Adam asked in a stoic tone. Then Alvitr appeared "Y/N HAS DISAPPEARED!???" She yelled "CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT ! I WANT TO HAVE MY PEACEFUL NAP!" Hlökk yelled back.

"Girls , please stop it" Hrist tried to calm the twins . To which Alvitr and Hlokk continue to argued , Hrist's eye turned golden "BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT ! Y/N HAS DISAPPEARED AND THE ONLY THING U TWO COULD DO IS ARGUING !?" Hrist yelled , Adam kept eating his apple while Brunehilde facepalmed herself

●°○ A couple of minutes later●°•

Every pantheon knew that Y/n , the small demon who can always made every deities melt up with their cuteness has vanished

In the Hindu Pantheon , a bunch of deities who were searching the h/c demon girl

"Y/n ! Sweetheart !" Parvati worried , kept calling in the whole Svarga "Y/n ? Come out please!" Kali whispered "Y/n ! We have some ( favorite food) for you!" Durga called but theres wasn't any signs of you

"Oi Y/n , get your cute face here!" Shiva yelled , "Y/n , y/n!" Rudra called but they couldn't heard a small hum that voice could belong to Y/n

While the Hindu pantheon was inspeting Svarga , in the Norse Pantheon

"Huh? My precious little y/n has disappeared!?" Loki beamed , "No she went to the Shinto Pantheon and had tea time with Tsukuyomi ! Dumb idiot ! Of course she has disappeared !" Huggin snapped at the God of Deceit . Thor who's usually stoic , his behaviour isn't similar as everyday , "Look. Everywhere" Thor mumbled "Yea , hope we can find her soon' Muggin spoke . The birds were still on their Master's Shoulders , who was searching in every corner where in the Valhalla is Y/n . Well Y/n was nowhere to be found in every pantheon , every deities and human searched desespairaidely the h/c girl.

●°• After many days and night●°•

Y/n was found , she was sleeping on Thrud , who was protecting her with her strong arms . While Eve was sleeping on Thrud's shoulder

They were in Thrud room , "HEY THERE SHE IS !" Raiden beamed happily "Shhhh!" Shiva shushed the sumo who cannot keep his joy for himself , Parvati fainted on the sight of Y/n sleeping with Thrud and Eve saying , it was pure cuteness . While the others deities , humans and valkyries were finally satisfied that the small h/c girl who can melt everyone's heart within seconds was found

[transxfiles]

as if the flirting theatre kids werent enough in my collegiate life im going to the museum one on one with one of them tomorrow 🚬c hrist alive

[shuniverse]

alices masterlist

fluff - f

suggestive - sg

hurt/comfort - hc

light angst - la

angst - a

crack - c

request - rq

stray kids

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xdinary heroes

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txt

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ateez

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le sserafim (no works yet)

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(g)-idle (no works yet)

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boku no hero academia (no works yet)

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shuumatsu no valkyrie

multi character ;

(coming soon)

individual character ;

❁ buddha

(coming soon)

- sucker (☁️)

❁ brennhilde

❁ hercules

❁ adam

❁ hermes

❁ jack the ripper

❁ kojiro sasaki

❁ hrist

❁ raiden tameemon

❁ shiva

(coming soon)

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danganronpa

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genshin impact (no works yet)

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stranger things (no works yet)

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pre - pride drabble series

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bias challenge

[mieczyhale]

the closer we get to s3 the higher my anxiety ramps up. it's making me nauseous now and i sure wish it wouldn't fucking do that

not that i'm not also excited about the new season, bc i am, but i am not ready to be called out and emotionally beaten on a personal level for an entire season.

it happening while reading the comics is one thing, getting it on screen - especially with joe & kit's phenomenal chemistry and acting - is another and it's going to be significantly worse

sometimes i hate that i know what's going to happen already

i feel like going in without the knowledge i have, like i did for season two (2), would be easier. better maybe. but i can't take back reading all the graphic novels and extra books (nick & charlie, solitaire, and this winter. not in that order) and like.. i guess i wouldn't really want to?? bc they were all amazing?? and i love these characters so much

but jesus c hrist i'm suffering and it's gonna get worse starting october 3rd

[saltminerising]

I'm so tired of the hypervigilance of some people on the internet these days like not the goddamn racism allegations for a silly dragon species again jesus fucking c hrist I'm so tired can fictional species just exist . Just because their lore COULD be compared to something racist doesn't mean it is (a fictional species on a funny dragon game isn't an irl minority??) and the fact that people love to equate everything fictional to real life these days is exhausting . I hate how black and white it is. The beastclan lore I understand but auraboas?? I'm sure all of you will have a lot of fun tearing this ask apart in the replies, go for it I'm too tired

[thepoison-thecure]

fukcing. C hrist alive

[transgenderer]

im very high so pls forgive me but i have an ethical consideration: is racism bad? pls stay with me. what i mean “is racism bad in itself or only bad because of what it leads to?”. if A and B events lead to the same consequence, but A is racist and B is not, is A inherently worse? if i kill a man because he is slovakian or i kill him because i want his wallet: is the former worse than the latter?

okay next question: do you know your parents’ anniversary and would you feel bad if you forgot it?

[one is deceased]

what is truth?

^pilate to christ

me: « why? »

yet neither the roman nor c[hrist]riminal will answer

i ask you

why?

I personally feel that racism in itself isn't bad, it's bad only because of what it leads to. But "racism is bad" is a good heuristic. And it's bad in like... A self cultivation way. It's likely to cause one to make worse choices

I don't know my parents anniversary. Also they're divorced now

Also what's up with all that

[scre6m]

jesus c hrist

[laeska]

just came to say THANK YOU GODDESS for being the onlyyyy creator to have perfectly recreated my RL hair (✨Vilna✨) that i so desperately needed for my simself for AGESSSSS 😭♥️ and it would be glorious if you would consider making more extra long hair like that, they’re just never enough 🥹♥️

jesus c hrist this is too much - thank you!

if i ever do manage to find enough time to actually finish anything, it's safe to say there's a high chance of it being a long hair, definitely yea

[puppydolldrone]

jesus c hrist

yeah thats this one

[seii-fantasy]

My little doctoress~

Qin Shi Huang x reader

Song/Theme playing:

Litchi Faye ling theme : Oriental Flower

I need some QIN !! 😭😭

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Reader will look like Litchi Faye Ling from Blazblue

Y/a/n = your assitant's name =she/her

Y/b/n = your brother's name

Y/l/n = Your last name

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⚠️Warning⚠️: Violence , jealousy, swearing , might talking about death , y/n being a meanie to Adamas and lime at the end

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ACTION !

Being a renowed doctor , it was quite difficult but it was alright . Being assisted by your assistant Y/a/n , you were famous for your beauty and your kidness towards the people . The people describe you as an angel . And often you had many pretenders who wanted to marry you but you kept declining their proposition .

Until the Ragnarok started , Brunhilde has wanted you to be their healer and kind as you are you accepted .

And now you're working as a healer for Brunhilde , you got along pretty well with everyone after the first round , you were feeling speechless not because of The Norse God of the Thunder has won because the loyalty that Lü Bü's soldiers had , even tho they know they didnt stand a chance against Thor , they sacrificed their lives for him...

As for the second round you were sad , because you ,the father of humanity Adam has loose the fight agaisnt the God of the Olympius and his death affected the humanity , then after the 3rd round when Hrist(the angry Hrist) has kicked the door of your dispensary and yelled that Sasaki needed your help , after this you patched up Sasaki you three went back watching the next round

Then after the rounds coming and coming , here are we the seventh round as you were wandering in the corridors , suddenly a loud noise was heard "What in the world , was that!?" You thought then a thing appeared suddenly your head the thought of Brunhilde being attacked by a god/goddess as you start running to them , when you arrived to a certain part of the Amphitheater , you saw a man walkin between the piece of the walls he just broke , he was wearing a chinese clothes , a blindfold and a centipede tattoo was only right cheek and his spine...

Just at the sight of him , you immediately recongnize him since Brunhilde showed you every human fighter so...

Then you turned around and started to walk on tiptoe , but unfortunately "Who are you?" The emperor already caught you and now you cannot escape as you turned to see Qin Shi Huang standing right now in front of you "I am Y/n , Y/n Y/l/n" you said "Such a -"

Before he could finish his setence , your little brother , who came with you , was running to you while calling you , "Big sister!" He called "Yes y/b/n ?" You answered "Y/a/n need your help , she's got a patient who's really sick , and she doesnt know where is the book of medicine is-- *breathe* *breathe*" your little brother tried to explain real quick as you took him by the hand and said " Ok little one , thank you for telling me, now lets get back to the dispensary" . The emperor watched the scene with a smirk and then he continued his way to where he was going , in reality there wasn't patient , Y/a/n didn't need your help right now . As you kicked the door of ur dispensary in panick , Y/a/n blenched from their sleep , "Y/a/n , where is the patient ?" You yelled in panick "What , patient?" Y/a/n asked confused "Y/b/n told me , you had a really sick patient , and you didnt know where the book of medicine was!?" You said starting to think about something "Y/b/n , wasnt with me!" Y/a/n said still confused , "He was wandering in the corridor" "in the corridor?" You asked turning your head down to the little h/c-ette who was holding your dress so tight and started to cry"What is it Y/b/n?" You asked "*sniff , sniff* i am truly sorry sissy , i was very jealous , you were discussing with the handsome man , and i thought you will forget about me *sniff* i am very sorry...*cry*" feeling your heart breaking just at the sight of your brother crying , you took him and you enter your dispensary while calming your little brother , and y/a/n watching the scene with a peaceful smile but still thinking who might be the handsome man that your sibling was talking about....

●°•●°•●°●•●°•● 《Timeskip》

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After your little brother was falling asleep , you have rejoined Brunhilde and her fighters , and the ravenette was very upset , and asked why was she had the long face as she answer "Only a king may fight a king , teeth to teeth , eye to eye , kingdom to kingdom , he might be strong but i've a known a man who can beat him" as she finished that , another bang was heard , other walls was broken ,and like breaking walls was job for him , it was just next to Brunhilde and you

Qin Shi Huang POV:

As if breaking walls was my job , i can't find the waiting rooms . And just as i get out of the piece of walls i just broke ; the beautiful lady names Y/N who was trying to get away is here with the oldest valkyrie , Brunhilde "Hehe , Nilde-san i suddenly remember my assistant was doing some dangerous experiment with medicinal herbs and i forgot that i should assist her , may i quit this rendez-vous please ?" The lady asked "Yes , you may quit" Brunhilde said

So the lady litteraly dissapeared

¤☆《no pov》¤☆

You litteraly dissapeared because you couldn't resist the Chinese Emperor , you had fallen for him , the first time when your sight landed on him , deep down you were blushing madly . The King of men was no fool , he knew that the beautiful doctoress was in love with him, even the Oldest Valkyrie was no fool she knew you were in love with Qin Shi Huang and knew the feeling was mutual but she won't say a word , even Alvitr Qin's futur valkyrie , knew you were in love with him and sometime she kept teasing you .

During the seventh round , you were sleeping because you were very tired ; or Y/a/n bursted into the dispensary and yelled "Y/N ! WE HAVE TWO PATIENTS ! THEY'RE VERY INJURED PLEASE HURRY!" As you heard the voice of your Assistant , you quickly hurry to your assistant when you're to the doorstep of your room and when you saw who were the patients , you couldn't believe your eyes : They were Qin and Alvitr , as y/a/n took Alvitr and leaved you with the King of men , "Qin , Qin please stay with me " you took Qin and placed him on your bed as you started to patch him from his deep wounds.

As you were done with Qin , someone burst into your dispensary , breaking the table next to the door he yelled "OI ! DOCTOR ! DO YOU HAVE A PATIENT ?" as y/a/n froze in fear . You yelled "WHY THE HELL YOU WANNA KNOW ! " as you let the King of Men sleep so you go deal with the person . It was none than Adamas "Because....that bastard killed my brother"his voice became more darker "Oi ! Don't burst into my dispensary while im helping my patient , its not my fault if your brother died . He died because he wanted to fight and if you don't get the fuck out of here . Dont except me to be nicer with you" you threatens the God "And what if i don't" he mockingly said ; suddenly your stick you uses when you fight as suddenly appears when you click your tongue , the long wooden stick was very fast that the God hasn't see it , so when he almost see it , the big wodden stick has knocked him out and when his limp body fell on the floor , you drag him out of your dispensary while saying: "You better not coming back or else im gonna kill you".

Then you came back to Qin who was half awake "Qin , how are you feeling" the King of Men who was half awake half asleep asked who was there , you answered that it was none of his buisness , that the only thing he should focus right now that was his life. Then you touched his forehead to see if he didn't have a fever as he took your arm and drag you over him , then you fell on top of him; head on his chest , listening to his heart beating , hands interwined as your cheeks became red like tomato. "Wha-wha-what in the world Q-Qin !?" You yelled really embarrased from this scene

"You know , you're really cute , when you're blushing" he smirked , "*sigh* , you " you said while relieving your head from his chest "yes i , little Jade" he respond , as you blush again and your face turned red by pure embarassement . As he was still smirking , he chuckle by your face.

■▪︎□▪︎timeskip

It was midnight , you were reading your book like you always do , you were reading outside on the balcony of your room , the moon was just shining on you . As you heard a slight chuckle "Hăo , little Jade" you were surprised , you haven't see him coming "Hello Qin how are you "you asked "Im feeling good than before"the King of Men answered then it was an akward silence before you close your book and started to look at Qin who was standing next to the handrail of your balcony "The moon is beautiful " Qin said "Indeed , it is very beautiful " you answered but before you realized what he means , he smirked .

Then 5 minutes , later , you realized what he meant because you remember that you have seen this expression in the books that you mother has given you before she passes away

You blushed hard , covering your face in your book you were reading . "Aww it seems my little precious jade has get it" Qin cooed "I know you love me , and know that 我也愛你 (i love you too)!" He said as he took off his blindfold , as you look at his beautiful eye you were mesmerized by his eyes , he sneak his hand behind your waist as he took you and he kissed you passionately and your arms were holding Qin's neck

as he bit your bottom lip for permission as you let him explore the cavern of your mouth and your tongues were fighting for dominance , you kept moaning making Qin wanna kiss you more and as expected Qin won , and his tongue was dancing with yours in a sultry tango as you tap Qin's shoulder for telling him you were feeling breathless , he took you by the hips and he was going to place you on your bed and he started to kiss your jawline until he reaches your neck

As he placed soft kisses on your neck making you shuddering in pleasure and he found your sweet spot , he bite it as you moaned his name loudely which it makes him smirk

"As a payback for helping me ,my little doctoress , relax and let me help you, you won't regret it~"

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The Hades one shots , the chapter 1 of Forbidden love are coming<3!

[facade]

Jesus c hrist

[omgkalyppso]

okay i have been quiet in my circles when people use the "my brother in c/hrist" meme reference / text format because i know the people using it either don't mean anything by it or don't know its original context, so here's me being late to say: please stop using this meme, around me or in general, because i have seen so many posts from black bloggers articulating why it's inappropriate and i just assume people also get this information through osmosis but:

the original context is a meme with a subway sandwich where "my brother in c/hrist" has been edited over the original text which used the n-word. it was so people could feel comfortable laughing with racists about a joke while removing the offending word, but the original context of the joke is still supremely bad and we all have other ways to express solidarity than "my brother in c/hrist".

my current frustration is because an edit of the original meme just passed my dash and just the idea that people are comfortable laughing with the crowd who originally made the racist joke is so uncomfortable.

you can't edit the intent of the original joke away even by changing the context

[peepawleo]

HE GOT HURT AGAIN!( ಠ⁠益ಠ)

Next time I see him conscious IT. IS. ON. SIGHT!

*She growls and slams her first into a brick wall punching through it*

*She removes her fist, readjusts her sunglasses and turns to Peepaw Leo (away from the hole*

I'm not going to hit him.

*The Wall seems to decay from the hole* - Glass

Jesus c hRist my guy.